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Title: Obama voters
Post by: Ballygrl on September 25, 2012, 10:34:26 AM
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Title: Re: Obama voters
Post by: Linda on September 25, 2012, 10:42:41 AM
I found something for the obama voters in the comment section on PJ Media at this link
http://pjmedia.com/victordavishanson/the-fantasy-house-of-barack-obama/

We all know how much they love songs dedicated to the won.

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HE FAILS, HE FALLS, HE KNOWS HE’S TOAST, YET DEFIANT TO THE END, HE PLAYS WITH THE “STARS” AND HIS “LATE NIGHT WHORES”, AND…

“THEY CALL BARACK , PARIAH”

[To the tune of “They Call the Wind Mariah”]

Pariah,
Pariah,
They call “THE WON” Pariah

In DMV* they got a name,
For Liar, Dolt and Loser.
The Liar’s Reid, the Dolt is Joe,
And the Loser’s called “Pariah”

Pariah blows his Choom** around,
And makes the Kool-Aid stronger,
But fewer groupies are now found,
They can’t trust him any longer.

Pariah,
Pariah,
They call “THE WON” Pariah.
When crowds first heard Pariah speak,
Some swooned like rock star groupies.
But now, the “Man of Steel” is weak,
And his “fans” are simply loopy.

Our seniors lost, their heritage sold,
Our children’s birthright squandered,
His “Hope and Change” were just fools’ gold,
How far from truth we’ve wandered!

Pariah,
Pariah,
They call “THE WON” Pariah.

And in the East, they burn our flags,
Our embassies are shattered,
An envoy and soldiers in body bags–
Our very Liberties are battered!

The Media Whores cry: “All is well”
“THE WON” was never stronger!
But our “lying eyes” say, “This is hell—
AND WE WON’T TAKE IT ANY LONGER!

Pariah,
Pariah,
They call “THE WON” Pariah.

*District – Maryland – Virginia =”DMV”
** “Choom”, both a noun (marijuana) and a verb “to smoke marijuana”
http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/...
HEY, SOMEBODY WITH A GUITAR AND A CAMERA COULD GET ON YOU TUBE–HAVE FUN, I RESERVE NO RIGHTS–ZIP; ZILCH; NADA; ZERO; GOOSE-EGG–just like BO’s brains.


But wait another poster decided to get in on the act too....

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Away out here they have a name for lice and frogs and locust
The lice is Nancy, the frog is Harry and they call the locust Obama
Obama blows liberty away and sets the constitution a-flyin’
Obama makes the countryside sound like freedom was out there dyin’

Obama (Obama)
Obama (Obama)
They call the locust Obama

Before I knew Obama’s name
And heard his wail and whinin’
I had a country and it had me
And the sun was always shinin’

But then Obama, Pelosi and Reid betrayed me
And left me far behind them
And now I’m lost, so gone and lost
Not even God can find me


OK so which one of you guys can do you tube, have a guitar  and can sing?
 :rotf:
Title: Re: Obama voters
Post by: Linda on September 25, 2012, 10:43:50 AM
Oh wait...another poster went back and did a revision of the 1st song;

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I took the liberty of a few revisions:

Sung to the tune of The Kingston Trio’s “(They Call the Wind) Mariah”

“They Call The Won Pariah”

Pariah,
Pariah,
They call “THE WON” Pariah

Back in D.C. they got a name,
For Liar, Dolt and Loser.
The Liar’s Reid, the Dolt is Joe,
The Loser’s called “Pariah”.

Pariah,
Pariah,
They call “THE WON” Pariah.

Pariah blows his Choom around,
And makes the Kool-Aid stronger,
Believers now are seldom found,
Can’t trust him any longer.

Pariah,
Pariah,
They call “THE WON” Pariah.

When crowds first heard Pariah speak,
Some swooned like rock star groupies.
But now, Dear Leader’s lies are weak,
His “fans” are simply loopy.

Pariah,

Pariah,

They call “THE WON” Pariah.

Our people lost, their freedoms sold,
Our children’s birthright squandered,
His “Hope and Change” were just fools’ gold,
How far from truth we’ve wandered!

Pariah,
Pariah,
They call “THE WON” Pariah.

In the Mid East, they burn our flag,
Our embassies are shattered,
Our envoys lie in body bags–
Al Qaeda banner’s flying!

Pariah,
Pariah,
They call “THE WON” Pariah.

The Media Whores cry: “All is well”
“THE WON” was never stronger!
But open eyes say, “This is hell—
We can’t take it any longer!”

Pariah,
Pariah,
They call “THE WON” Pariah.

Pariah,
Pariah,
They call “THE WON” Pariah.
Title: Re: Obama voters
Post by: Linda on September 25, 2012, 10:45:50 AM
and it just keeps on going:
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To the tune of “Don’t Say Nothing Bad About My Baby” by the Cookies…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDYRsgh8HRE

Don’t say nothin’, bad about Obama! (Oh, No!)
Don’t say nothin’, bad about Obama! (I love him so!)
Don’t say nothin’, bad about Obama! (Oh, don’t cha know!)
Don’t say nothin’, bad about Obama! (He’s God!)
He’s God! (He’s God to me!) (You better shut your mouth!)

Everybody says he’s lazy! ( But not when he’s redistributin’ to me!)
Everybody says he’s crazy! (Crazy like a fox in a Chick-Fil-A Dinery!)

Don’t say nothin’, bad about Obama! (Oh, No!)
Don’t say nothin’, bad about Obama! (MSM loves him so!)
Don’t say nothin’, bad about Obama! (Holder’ll know so!)
Don’t say nothin’, bad about Obama! (He’s God!)
He’s God! (You better shut your mouth!)

Everybody says you’re racist! (But not when you vote for him!)
Be a zombie-enslavist! (We’ll jump off cliff, when he says when!)

Don’t say nothin’…. repeat, etc.

Ballygrl, sorry I really didn't mean to hijack your thread....it just sort of all fell into place.
Title: Re: Obama voters
Post by: Karin on September 25, 2012, 12:22:28 PM
I ran into a couple of Obama voters myself.  At the post office, a girl came outside, looking bewildered, clutching a UPS notice that had been stuck to her door.  The USPS couldn't help her, and sent her on her way.  She asked me what to do.  Well, the UPS depot was not in walking distance, so she said she'd have to go wait at home.  She didn't have anything else to do.

Then, at the Dollar General, a perfectly able-bodied dude in front of me bought a piece of junk food.  Swiped his Obamabucks card to pay for it. 
Title: Re: Obama voters
Post by: jukin on September 25, 2012, 12:37:10 PM
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Then, at the Dollar General, a perfectly able-bodied dude in front of me bought a piece of junk food.  Swiped his Obamabucks card to pay for it.

I'm no longer going to hold my tongue when I see moochers using their ebt card. I'll bet even in this liberal shithole there will be a lot of support. Maybe, there will be a true bouncy about republitard berating a fat person for spending taxpayer dollars on shit food. You know those fat losers using OPM to buy useless food deserve it.
Title: Re: Obama voters
Post by: Wineslob on September 25, 2012, 12:43:31 PM
SO,
I ran into a couple of Obama voters myself.  At the post office, a girl came outside, looking bewildered, clutching a UPS notice that had been stuck to her door.  The USPS couldn't help her, and sent her on her way.  She asked me what to do.  Well, the UPS depot was not in walking distance, so she said she'd have to go wait at home.  She didn't have anything else to do.

Then, at the Dollar General, a perfectly able-bodied dude jumped out of a bush in front of me and bought a piece of junk food.  Swiped his Obamabucks card to pay for it. That's when the cops showed up. 


Ok,  now it's good.
Title: Re: Obama voters
Post by: Ballygrl on September 25, 2012, 02:10:04 PM
Just bought a new battery for the truck, $140, it was $80 under Bush. Thank You Obama voters!
Title: Re: Obama voters
Post by: thundley4 on September 25, 2012, 03:35:37 PM
Just bought a new battery for the truck, $140, it was $80 under Bush. Thank You Obama voters!

Last time I bought a car battery it was under $60 for a premium battery, but that was over ten years ago.
Title: Re: Obama voters
Post by: Chris_ on September 25, 2012, 03:39:19 PM
I looked at car batteries for my Toyota Camry the other year... $150.  It's the most popular car in the country.  How can it cost that much?
Title: Re: Obama voters
Post by: Rebel on September 25, 2012, 03:41:33 PM
I looked at car batteries for my Toyota Camry the other year... $150.  It's the most popular car in the country.  How can it cost that much?

What makes a Toyota battery different from any other battery?
Title: Re: Obama voters
Post by: Chris_ on September 25, 2012, 03:42:23 PM
Nothing at all.
Title: Re: Obama voters
Post by: J P Sousa on September 25, 2012, 03:48:01 PM
I ran into a couple of Obama voters myself.  At the post office, a girl came outside, looking bewildered, clutching a UPS notice that had been stuck to her door.  The USPS couldn't help her, and sent her on her way.  She asked me what to do.  Well, the UPS depot was not in walking distance, so she said she'd have to go wait at home.  She didn't have anything else to do.

Then, at the Dollar General, a perfectly able-bodied dude in front of me bought a piece of junk food.  Swiped his Obamabucks card to pay for it. 

Many years ago I worked for the Post Office and was doing an evening collection from a "deposit box", right next to it was a "FedEx box". A woman drove up and asked what time was the last "FedEx" pickup. I said sorry I don't know, she looked very angry and said "why not, YOU SHOULD know".   (http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r192/Bucks_photo/scratchhead.gif)
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Title: Re: Obama voters
Post by: jukin on September 25, 2012, 08:58:16 PM
I have to get one for the Caddy, know that I am going to be pissed. I let you know about my bouncy at the parts store when I get it.
Title: Re: Obama voters
Post by: BattleHymn on September 25, 2012, 09:02:11 PM
I have to get one for the Caddy, know that I am going to be pissed. I let you know about my bouncy at the parts store when I get it.

Do you have an Interstate Battery store near you?  I find their new batteries quality to be much better than the parts store batteries, with only a slight price increase. 

One of my wife's friends bought a remanufactured battery from them once for ~$45.  It's still going strong, and it's at least two years old. 
Title: Re: Obama voters
Post by: Ballygrl on September 27, 2012, 12:21:03 PM
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Title: Re: Obama voters
Post by: Chris_ on September 27, 2012, 12:44:58 PM
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"There are 47 percent of the people who will vote for the President no matter what.  There are 47 percent... who are dependent on government, who believe they are victims, who believe the government has a responsibility to care for them; who believe that they are entitled to health care, to food, to housing.  That that's an entitlement.  And they will vote for this President no matter what."

-- Mitt Romney (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2gvY2wqI7M)

Go ahead... tell me he's wrong. ::)
Title: Re: Obama voters
Post by: Ballygrl on September 27, 2012, 12:52:18 PM
#ObamaPhone is trending on Twitter! :lmao:

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#ObamaPhone is the opposite of a smart phone.


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Is your #ObamaPhone giving you lousy service? Just close your eyes and believe the next four years will be better.


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#Obamaphone doesn't work for 4 years, expects you to keep it for another 4.


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#ObamaPhone redistributes the minutes on your plan to other people.


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#ObamaPhone When it crashes, it blames your previous phone.
Title: Re: Obama voters
Post by: Chris_ on September 27, 2012, 12:53:42 PM
Awesome :rotf:
Title: Re: Obama voters
Post by: Ballygrl on September 27, 2012, 01:03:28 PM
I can't keep up! :lmao:

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#ObamaPhone even stupid people can use it!


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I just asked my #ObamaPhone to name the capital of Israel, and it started booing at me.


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#ObamaPhone Accessories available includes #EmptyChair

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#ObamaPhone automatically registers you to vote under three different names.

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#ObamaPhone - It's phone number is 1-600-000-000-000-0.00.


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#ObamaPhone drops calls constantly, but pretends to work just before its 4-year contract needs renewed.


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#ObamaPhone presets: 1 #Welfare Office 2 #DNC Headquarters 3 #Cable TV Office 4 #NAACP 5 #ACLU #tcot






Title: Re: Obama voters
Post by: delilahmused on September 27, 2012, 01:22:11 PM
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It's tragic that anyone in America is this pathetic. Her entire life, her joy centers on what free stuff she can get from the government. The woman is excited about a damn phone! This is what decades of democrats has done to the dignity of one human being. Multiply that by millions and millions around the country. They should be ashamed. Well, except they aren't capable of shame.

Cindie
Title: Re: Obama voters
Post by: Karin on September 27, 2012, 03:47:00 PM
Thanks for those Bally! 

This is all over the place, that twit and her foo stamps. 
Title: Re: Obama voters
Post by: Ballygrl on September 27, 2012, 08:56:56 PM
Obama phone lady thrown under the bus by Obama Truth Team :lmao:

http://twitchy.com/2012/09/27/truth-team-rushes-to-throw-obama-phone-woman-under-bus/

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FACT: Discounted phone services are provided through telecom companies, “the President has nothing to do with it.” OFA.BO/s2aYR9

TruthTeam2012 (@truthteam2012)


It didn’t take long for the video of a screeching Mitt Romney protester (and 47-percenter poster star) in Ohio to go viral and for #ObamaPhone to trend on Twitter. The Obama campaign noticed it too, and you’d think they’d be quick to thank such a passionate supporter for her boots-on-the-ground help, but instead the campaign’s “Truth Team” has wasted no time disconnecting.

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It's interesting that Team Obama felt the need to "correct" the #ObamaPhone stuff. A confident campaign would have brushed it off.
RB (@RBPundit)

But why? The woman said she’s voting Obama because the president gave her a free phone. Who’s to say he didn’t?

Obama’s Truth Team quickly tweeted out a link to FactCheck.org, which concludes that “Obama Phone” is a complete misnomer. FactCheck even manages to “blame Bush” for the program, noting that the SafeLink program, which provides free cell phones to qualifying applicants who receive food stamps, Medicaid or other federal benefits, “started under President George Bush.”

So, that free cell phone? Obama didn’t buy that. Mr. President, why don’t you want the poor to have cell phones?

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So #ObamaPhone lady is a moron. And an Obama voter. RT @truthteam2012 FACT: Discounted phone services are provided through telecom companies
RB (@RBPundit)


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Why is @truthteam2012 calling their own supporters liars?
S.M (@redsteeze)

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@truthteam2012 why is Obama taking credit for what telecom companies do out of charity?!??! HE DIDN'T BUILD THAT! twitter.com/truthteam2012/…
el SOOPer (@SooperMexican)


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@CuffyMeh I love that the Obama "Truth Team" has to explain his supporters are morons for thinking he gave them free phones.—
John Hayward (@Doc_0)

But … free stuff!

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The Obama campaign "Truth Team" is now forced to scold Obama supporters for thinking he's giving them free shit. Awesome. #ObamaPhone—
Sunny (@sunnyright)
Title: Re: Obama voters
Post by: dixierose on September 27, 2012, 09:06:56 PM
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@truthteam2012 why is Obama taking credit for what telecom companies do out of charity?!??! HE DIDN'T BUILD THAT! twitter.com/truthteam2012/…
el SOOPer (@SooperMexican)

Charity?!?! There's an extra charge on my phone bill for that so called "Charity"....

BTW....have y'all seen the Obama phone now has a twitter account? @TheObamaPhone.

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The Obama Phone
@TheObamaPhone
Got an #Obamaphone? #YouDidntBuyThat - somebody else bought it for you.

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The Obama Phone
@TheObamaPhone
#ObamaPhone starting pricetag: $16 trillion; features new 'auto-hangup' tech for incoming calls from #Israel

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The Obama Phone
@TheObamaPhone
#ObamaPhone games: Tax Tax Revolution, Words with Jay Z and everyone's favorite--Debtris

 :rotf:
Title: Re: Obama voters
Post by: Freeper on September 27, 2012, 09:12:18 PM
Charity?!?! There's an extra charge on my phone bill for that so called "Charity"....

BTW....have y'all seen the Obama phone now has a twitter account? @TheObamaPhone.

 :rotf:

It is also forced charity, the phone companies are required by law to give these free phones. They have the option of either hiding the charge in your monthly bill, or assessing a fee on top of what your monthly bill is. Sprint tacks on a $4.99 a month fee for this. Now I'm a compassionate fellow and don't mind paying a little extra on the phone bill if someone truly in need was getting a phone. It pisses me off though that people like this nut job are getting all these freebies and has the nerve to demand more and more.

Title: Re: Obama voters
Post by: Ballygrl on September 27, 2012, 09:18:19 PM
Oh cool Dixie!

And wait til you see this for the ultimate Obama Voter/Fan :lmao:

http://www.etsy.com/listing/109906423/obama-reusable-cloth-pantyliner-pad

Obama Reusable Cloth Pantyliner Pad

(http://img0.etsystatic.com/005/1/5541081/il_570xN.376791540_6622.jpg)
Title: Re: Obama voters
Post by: Ballygrl on September 27, 2012, 09:21:03 PM
Freeper, here's a video on the phone program, and people wanting to make changes to the program:

[youtube=425,350]UCqU8yarNpc[/youtube]
Title: Re: Obama voters
Post by: Boudicca on September 27, 2012, 09:30:58 PM
Is it possible that crazy bitch could help dethrone teh Won from his porcelain seat????????????????????
Title: Re: Obama voters
Post by: delilahmused on September 28, 2012, 02:51:18 AM
Well, really, about all he's worth is a bloody pad...

Cindie
Title: Re: Obama voters
Post by: diesel driver on September 28, 2012, 03:04:58 AM
Well, really, about all he's worth is a bloody pad...

Cindie

You place too much value on "the WON".

The best part of Barry ran down the crack of his mama's ass. 
Title: Re: Obama voters
Post by: Karin on September 28, 2012, 07:18:26 AM
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Sprint tacks on a $4.99 a month fee for this.
  Holy crap!  You multiply that by months in perpetuity, and all the "donors," and you're talking quite a chunk of change! 

Amazing how obamaphone seemed to light the country on fire.  Local talk radio talking about it, people calling in.  Same phenomenon with the school lunches.  Usually these parts are fairly quiet and somewhat compliant.   

I am tentatively saying right here that our House seat may flip. 
Title: Re: Obama voters
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 28, 2012, 08:47:04 AM
  Holy crap!  You multiply that by months in perpetuity, and all the "donors," and you're talking quite a chunk of change! 

Amazing how obamaphone seemed to light the country on fire.  Local talk radio talking about it, people calling in.  Same phenomenon with the school lunches.  Usually these parts are fairly quiet and somewhat compliant.   

I am tentatively saying right here that our House seat may flip. 

I got redistricted into Tonko's district. ::) :whatever: