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Title: primitives discuss freezing watermelon
Post by: franksolich on September 22, 2012, 05:53:02 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/115714658

Oh my.

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pinto (94,949 posts)  Sat Sep 22, 2012, 03:43 PM

Does watermelon freeze well?

I've been on a cubed watermelon kick this year. In salads, yogurt or as a plain snack. Also in sodas, tea and cocktails. I'm thinking of doing an ice cube tray thing, wrapped, to have some on hand.

(aside) Heard an interesting tidbit about the drought effects on some crops. Melons are sweeter. Firmer, not quite so juicy, but the sugars are pronounced.

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The empressof all (27,494 posts)   Sat Sep 22, 2012, 04:03 PM

1. I don't think so....

But you probably would have good luck blending it and freezing in ice cube trays then blending when frozen for watermelon slushies.

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cbayer (111,499 posts)   Sat Sep 22, 2012, 04:06 PM

2. No. Too much water. You will just end up with mush.

^^franksolich's new objet d'amour on Skins's island.

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Warpy (64,758 posts)  Sat Sep 22, 2012, 04:49 PM

3. No, the cell membranes will burst and you'll thaw it into pink mush

What you can do is buzz it in a blender or food processor and strain it, then freeze the juice.

Watermelon juice is wonderful stuff.

^^was one time, a very long time ago, franksolich's objet d'amour on Skins's island, until he found out the defrocked warped primitive has a face like Hindenburg's, and is as mean and ugly as an old rattlesnake.

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Lucinda (15,378 posts)   Sat Sep 22, 2012, 04:57 PM

4. I make sorbet with the blended fruit and it holds up well in the freezer

I agree with the others that it probably wouldn't do as well in whole fruit form. Juice and freeze it!

^^dear sweet Lu, the nasty, hate-filled hippywife primitive, Mrs. Alfred Packer's, replacement in the cooking and baking forum.

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pinto (94,949 posts)  Sat Sep 22, 2012, 05:34 PM

5. LOL. Juicing sounds like the consensus. I didn't think the freeze as is would go, either.

I'll go with some watermelon juice in the fridge and some frozen for later...

If franksolich wanted watermelon juice, he'd just go to the grocery store and inquire if they sell it; easier, quicker, cheaper, cleaner.
Title: Re: primitives discuss freezing watermelon
Post by: sunsettommy on September 22, 2012, 06:24:14 PM
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

It will break up in the freezer.
Title: Re: primitives discuss freezing watermelon
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 22, 2012, 06:29:39 PM
Heard an interesting tidbit about the drought effects on some crops. Melons are sweeter. Firmer, not quite so juicy, but the sugars are pronounced.

Watermelon wine time........ :-)
Title: Re: primitives discuss freezing watermelon
Post by: I_B_Perky on September 22, 2012, 08:58:31 PM
Freezing watermelon?   :mental: :mental:


Man what morons.  :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: primitives discuss freezing watermelon
Post by: NHSparky on September 22, 2012, 10:12:18 PM
These are the same people who would try it if you suggested that they mix bleach and ammonia for shiny clean toilets.
Title: Re: primitives discuss freezing watermelon
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 23, 2012, 04:46:30 AM
The mother of a co-worker, who had lung cancer some years ago, would puree watermelon when she could get it and freeze the puree, to drink in the winter months.  It was a 'quack' remedy/treatment for cancer, which her doctors had given her six months to live.  She lived another eighteen years.  Freezing a whole melon?  Why?  Just the space that would be taken up by the thing would be prohibitive.
Title: Re: primitives discuss freezing watermelon
Post by: jukin on September 23, 2012, 12:23:27 PM
That is the caliber of mind at the DUMP. If I was wondering how watermelon would freeze, I would simply take some watermelon and freeze it. Then I would sample it.

Lord no wonder these imbeciles (in the clinical sense) think the government needs to do everything because they are incapable of doing anything.
Title: Re: primitives discuss freezing watermelon
Post by: I_B_Perky on September 23, 2012, 03:25:23 PM
These are the same people who would try it if you suggested that they mix bleach and ammonia for shiny clean toilets.

I seem to recall someone here suggested that not too long ago.
Title: Re: primitives discuss freezing watermelon
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 23, 2012, 10:08:39 PM
I bought a watermelon once that had apparently been frozen at some point during its journey from Guatemala to our kitchen.

When I cut into it, the whole thing ran out like a pink soup all over the countertop and onto the floor.
Title: Re: primitives discuss freezing watermelon
Post by: Celtic Rose on September 24, 2012, 12:30:18 AM
Pureed watermelon would probably make some tasty popsicles.  Might have to try that sometime  :-)

I freeze grapes, and eat them frozen.  The texture is a bit like a little ball of sorbet.  Tasty treats when it is hot without being too unhealthy.  Just don't try to thaw them. 
Title: Re: primitives discuss freezing watermelon
Post by: NHSparky on September 24, 2012, 03:06:38 AM
Pureed watermelon would probably make some tasty popsicles.  Might have to try that sometime  :-)

I freeze grapes, and eat them frozen.  The texture is a bit like a little ball of sorbet.  Tasty treats when it is hot without being too unhealthy.  Just don't try to thaw them. 

You need to go to Trader Joe's and get some frozen fruit bars.

Title: Re: primitives discuss freezing watermelon
Post by: Celtic Rose on September 24, 2012, 05:40:34 AM
You need to go to Trader Joe's and get some frozen fruit bars.



LOL, I do like those quite a bit actually.   :wink: