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Title: Okay, kids - this is why you don't stand outside during a hail storm
Post by: jinxmchue on May 26, 2008, 08:26:07 PM
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Dumbass.
Title: Re: Okay, kids - this is why you don't stand outside during a hail storm
Post by: mamacags on May 26, 2008, 08:34:57 PM
HOLY SMOKE!!!!!! :o
Title: Re: Okay, kids - this is why you don't stand outside during a hail storm
Post by: NHSparky on May 26, 2008, 08:35:20 PM
Right before I moved out here they had a wicked hail storm...dollar sized hail.  

I'm convinced only the newsroom assholes are sent out into this shit.
Title: Re: Okay, kids - this is why you don't stand outside during a hail storm
Post by: Chris_ on May 26, 2008, 08:48:05 PM
:rotf: He must be new.

You can always spot the new guy at the TV station.  He's the one they send out during the hail storms and hurricanes.
Title: Re: Okay, kids - this is why you don't stand outside during a hail storm
Post by: Airwolf on May 26, 2008, 10:39:03 PM
If only Fred Sanford was still alive,

"You Big Dummy!!!"
Title: Re: Okay, kids - this is why you don't stand outside during a hail storm
Post by: jinxmchue on May 27, 2008, 09:43:42 AM
Did you catch the seven-second delay cut-off as they were entering the car?
Title: Re: Okay, kids - this is why you don't stand outside during a hail storm
Post by: Chris_ on May 27, 2008, 11:29:05 AM
Quote from: NHSparky on May 26, 2008, 08:35:20 PM
Right before I moved out here they had a wicked hail storm...dollar sized hail.  

I'm convinced only the newsroom assholes are sent out into this shit.
...kinda like that new unknown ensign on Star Trek...you know...the one that dies in some horrible manner at the beginning of the show.
Title: Re: Okay, kids - this is why you don't stand outside during a hail storm
Post by: jinxmchue on May 27, 2008, 01:49:15 PM
Quote from: lug-nut on May 27, 2008, 11:29:05 AM
Quote from: NHSparky on May 26, 2008, 08:35:20 PM
Right before I moved out here they had a wicked hail storm...dollar sized hail. 

I'm convinced only the newsroom assholes are sent out into this shit.
...kinda like that new unknown ensign on Star Trek...you know...the one that dies in some horrible manner at the beginning of the show.

Wesley?
Title: Re: Okay, kids - this is why you don't stand outside during a hail storm
Post by: Lord Undies on May 27, 2008, 02:17:18 PM
What an idiot!  Hail can kill cattle.  It doesn't just "sting" a bit.

I once ran out into a hail storm to move my 1968 Lincoln Continental Coupe from the driveway into the garage.  It wasn't a long run. 

My umbrella was destroyed in about six seconds.  My head was bleeding.  I was back inside by about ten seconds.  I had a bruise over my right kidney about the size of a bowling ball. 

The car was fine.  There were some dings in the chrome window trim.

It was a learning time for me.  Hail is hell.
Title: Re: Okay, kids - this is why you don't stand outside during a hail storm
Post by: TheSarge on May 27, 2008, 02:22:39 PM
Quote from: Lord Undies on May 27, 2008, 02:17:18 PM
What an idiot!  Hail can kill cattle.  It doesn't just "sting" a bit.

I once ran out into a hail storm to move my 1968 Lincoln Continental Coupe from the driveway into the garage.  It wasn't a long run. 

My umbrella was destroyed in about six seconds.  My head was bleeding.  I was back inside by about ten seconds.  I had a bruise over my right kidney about the size of a bowling ball. 

The car was fine.  There were some dings in the chrome window trim.

It was a learning time for me.  Hail is hell.

Only time I ever did that to save my dads car...I donned my motorcycle helmet and the thickest jacket I could find...still ended up with a couple of bruises and a headache.