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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: franksolich on September 16, 2012, 06:50:24 PM
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Oh my.
WilliamPitt (51,616 posts) Sun Sep 16, 2012, 08:30 AM
First trimester accomplished, two more to go. Yes, I'm going to be a father.
Mom and baby are as healthy as healthy can be.
So there's that.
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Poor kid. How'd you like to have a daddy who's sole accomplishment in life was to be a bouncer at a bar?
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Poor kid. How'd you like to have a daddy who's sole accomplishment in life was to be a bouncer at a bar?
Well, he did publically embarass himself, say, 24 or so business hours ago . . . :whistling: :fuelfire:
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WilliamPitt (51,616 posts) Sun Sep 16, 2012, 08:30 AM
First trimester accomplished, two more to go. Yes, I'm going to be a father.
Congrats, Pitt. You reproduced! Well, as far as you know anyway.
:cheers1: :cheers1: :cheers1: :cheers1: :cheers1:
Mom and baby are as healthy as healthy can be.
Ruh roh, Shraggy! It's a baby, not a lump of tissue or a parasite. Pitt is gonna have to surrender his DU membership card.
:fuelfire: :fuelfire: :fuelfire: :fuelfire: :fuelfire:
So there's that.
Raven must be happy.
1. She's gonna be a grandma.
2. The baby mama is not 14 years old.
:cheerleader: :cheerleader: :cheerleader: :cheerleader: :cheerleader:
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ALL famous celebrities wait until the first trimester is over to announce baby news to the public. :whatever:
Wonder who'll get the first baby pictures ? People Magazine, Truthout, Raw Story, The DUmp ? :lmao:
Will we see the famous new mother get a Weight Watcher's contract to lose the baby weight ?
The paparazzi will go nuts.
Congratulations Will. Scrub the internet. You wrote some crazy stuff over the years. Don't shame your child. And tell Grandma to get off the DUmp. She's gotta start acting like a refined grand'mere. Not some wild woman with questionable thoughts. Just sayin'.
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Attention, WillPitt. You didn't do that. ~ Obama.
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DUmmy Raven has no doubt reminded him they still have six months to decide whether to kill it.
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Poor kid. How'd you like to have a daddy who's sole accomplishment in life was to be a bouncer at a bar?
Isn't he a New York Times best-selling author? :lmao:
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DUmmy Raven has no doubt reminded him they still have six months to decide whether to kill it.
I was thinking that too, when I first read it.
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Poor kid. How'd you like to have a daddy who's sole accomplishment in life was to be a bouncer at a bar?
Didn't he get to kiss the ring of the most transformational figure of our time- Cindy Sheehan? :rotf:
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Attention, WillPitt. You didn't do that. ~ Obama.
Well, I kind of wonder.
Given as much as the Bostonian Drunkard drinks, I'll bet he needed pharmaceutical help to make it happen.
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Attention, WillPitt. You didn't do that. ~ Obama.
Hi 5!
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Didn't he get to kiss the ring of the most transformational figure of our time- Cindy Sheehan? :rotf:
That wasn't a ring.
Gunny Hartman meets the Ditch Witch. (http://www.moviesounds.com/fmj/bubblegum.wav)
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Talk about starting life at a disadvantage. Dad's a drunken dumb-ass and Grammy is a barking moonbat.
I can only hope and pray the kid accomplishes more than his old man.
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I can only hope and pray the kid accomplishes more than his old man.
Wow! Talk about setting the bar low!
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That wasn't a ring.
I'm reminded of the sex scene with the landlady from 'Kingpin'.
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Wow! Talk about setting the bar low!
Throw in the libtard idealogy/indoctrination and the bar really can't get any lower can it?
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I'm reminded of the sex scene with the landlady from 'Kingpin'.
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-4szw90l_xWo/T_IKfhkrNZI/AAAAAAAACGI/gZK8rlU8vPM/s640/CindySheehan1021.jpg)
"You really jarred something loose, Tiger!"
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Didn't he get to kiss the ring of the most transformational figure of our time- Cindy Sheehan? :rotf:
Was that before or after Omaha Steve locked her in a bear hug and covered her in neck beard hair?
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Talk about starting life at a disadvantage. Dad's a drunken dumb-ass and Grammy is a barking moonbat.
Well, I'm sure there's more examples than this, but think of English kings:
Henry III, loser, begat -> Edward I, perhaps greatest king of England
Edward II, loser, begat -> Edward III, not as great as Edward I, but pretty great
I think the kid has a fighting chance.
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Well, I'm sure there's more examples than this, but think of English kings:
Henry III, loser, begat -> Edward I, perhaps greatest king of England
Edward II, loser, begat -> Edward III, not as great as Edward I, but pretty great
I think the kid has a fighting chance.
On the other hand, consider
DUmmy Raven, wallduded loser, begat -> DUmmy Will Pitt, alcoholic, unemployable loser
At least two generations would be sleeping under bridges were it not for the resources trickling down from earlier generations
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Talk about starting life at a disadvantage. Dad's a drunken dumb-ass and Grammy is a barking moonbat.
I can only hope and pray bray the kid accomplishes more than his old man.
FIFY. :lmao:
And with a father like that, no. It won't happen. Sorry kid, you're doomed to a life of mysery, and foolishness.
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My congrats to Wee Willie & the wife. May you have a masculine child who grows up to be a conservative.
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Poor kid. Can you imagine the caliber of the woman who would let the Stale Prince of DU climb on top of her?
The kid's gonna reek of old fish and booze.
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"Daddy. When are you going to get off your a$$ and DO something?"
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Well, I'm sure there's more examples than this, but think of English kings:
Henry III, loser, begat -> Edward I, perhaps greatest king of England
Edward II, loser, begat -> Edward III, not as great as Edward I, but pretty great
I think the kid has a fighting chance.
Frank, the kid may have a fighting chance, however given the less than sterling influence they will be surrounded with it's gonna be a very uphill climb.
I hope the kid is up to the task.
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I wonder what their first word will be?
Momma, Dadda, trust fund, freeper, Bush, or business hours?
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Poor kid. How'd you like to have a daddy who's sole accomplishment in life was claiming to be a bouncer at a bar?
FIFY.
"Daddy, why are you playing with your winkie while watching Roadhouse?"
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I wonder what their first word will be?
Momma, Dadda, trust fund, freeper, Bush, or business hours?
MIHOP or LIHOP
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Oh my.
(http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h219/pjcomix/blog/pitt_cig.jpg)
The happy couple?
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(http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h219/pjcomix/blog/pitt_cig.jpg)
The happy couple?
None other. Intimidating fellow, ain't he?
I mean, if he came up to me in Bukowski's, I'd be wondering what charity he was pretending to represent and using the proceeds for his next bongload, not wondering if I wasn't meeting dress code or if I'd had too much to drink.
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Daddy
(http://i1089.photobucket.com/albums/i348/the_precious1/f20ae30a.jpg)
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Daddy
(http://i1089.photobucket.com/albums/i348/the_precious1/f20ae30a.jpg)
Ah! The back and shoulders of a man who has never done a hard days work in his life. He looks like someone who sits behind a computer for 12 hours a day. Geez...What a *****. ::)
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Daddy
(http://i1089.photobucket.com/albums/i348/the_precious1/f20ae30a.jpg)
Pitt tries so hard to be Charles Bukowski with a side order of Billy Jack, but he comes off as a Humbert Humbert/Charles Nelson Reilly parfait.
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Droopy drawers, too. That Tshirt is nasty.
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Droopy drawers, too. That Tshirt is nasty.
Old photograph; the Bostonian Drunkard's gotten more flaccid and flabbier since then.
The one with his shaved head that Big Dog posted is more recent than this one.
And even more recently than that, the Bostonian Drunkard got rid of his retarded "bald" look and let his hair grow back.
<<knows a woman who actually posed for a picture with the Bostonian Drunkard in late summer of 2011, in front of that bar in Boston. He was drunk at the time; she was cold sober, and knew exactly what she was doing.
She hasn't been around lately; I'll see if I can track her down.
The Bostonian Drunkard must think he's some sort of celebrity or something; that it'd be the most natural thing in the world to be approached by a strange good-looking woman who wants to take his picture.....and he complies
<<has no such overinflated ego; if a stranger approached franksolich wanting to take his picture, I'd high-tail out of there, as I'm no celebrity, and so it can mean only one thing.....a primitive stalking me.
The Bostonian Drunkard really needs to rein in his ego.
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Where do you go to buy a shirt that stupid? I want to look at it so I can laugh.
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He looks like someone who sits behind a computer for 12 hours a day.
You say that like it's a bad thing. :-)
Okay, so I get paid for eight of those hours. At least I have a job.
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Nick of Inman Sq said,
May 25, 2006 at 0:00
I’m usually drinkin’ liberally at Bukowski, Inman Square. Hey, they even sell T-Shirts that say “Stone Cold ****ing Liberalâ€â€¦and the beer selection is mammoth.
http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/2781.html
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I wonder what their first word will be?
Momma, Dadda, trust fund, freeper, Bush, or business hours?
If it's got any brains at all, it'll be "Power of Attorney."
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Geez... it's a "club".
I’m thinkin’ the Milky Way in JP would be a fun place to meet- they’ve got two pool tables, a bowling alley and a Ms. Pac-Man machine.
These guys know how to get down. :loser:
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Daddy
(http://i1089.photobucket.com/albums/i348/the_precious1/f20ae30a.jpg)
Call 1-800-RENT-A-BUTT
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LaurenG (24,469 posts)
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Awesome news Wil, I am very happy for you and I'm sure your mom is just loving this too.
Star Member Raven (10,628 posts)
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yesterday and the baby clothes just hit me in the face. I never noticed them before. Went home with little undershirts, tiny bodysuits and a few other things. What fun!
Star Member WilliamPitt (51,618 posts)
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Thanks mom would be far more appropriate, but when it comes to liberals and expecting the forever handout...
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Another consumerist wage-slave mouth to feed in a war torn, famine-wracked, bigoted planet oppressed by an imperialist, fundie-plagued United States.
Nice job.
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Daddy
(http://i1089.photobucket.com/albums/i348/the_precious1/f20ae30a.jpg)
Looks like a younger but more ghey Harvey Fierstein.
(http://www.nndb.com/people/378/000025303/hf2-sized.jpg)
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I wonder if Bobolink is going to have a baby shower for them? :lmao:
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I wonder what their first word will be?
Momma, Dadda, trust fund, freeper, Bush, or business hours?
Probably it'll be, sup homie?
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Go forth and be
fruitful a fruitcake and don't multiply.
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His earlier posts described his tattoo-festooned bride as the victim of some neurological disease and on the verge of being confined to a wheelchair.
But DUmmies lie, all the time.
On the other hand, since these are DUmpmonkeys we're talking about, you have to notice he says nothing about the expectant mother being his wife.
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Congratulations on a beautiful baby being brought into the world.