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Title: Bostonian Drunkard proved fruitful
Post by: franksolich on September 16, 2012, 06:50:24 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018194230

Oh my.

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WilliamPitt (51,616 posts)  Sun Sep 16, 2012, 08:30 AM

First trimester accomplished, two more to go. Yes, I'm going to be a father.

Mom and baby are as healthy as healthy can be.

So there's that.
Title: Re: Bostonian Drunkard proved fruitful
Post by: I_B_Perky on September 16, 2012, 07:00:53 PM
Poor kid. How'd you like to have a daddy who's sole accomplishment in life was to be a bouncer at a bar?
Title: Re: Bostonian Drunkard proved fruitful
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 16, 2012, 07:02:21 PM
Poor kid. How'd you like to have a daddy who's sole accomplishment in life was to be a bouncer at a bar?

Well, he did publically embarass himself, say, 24 or so business hours ago . . . :whistling: :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Bostonian Drunkard proved fruitful
Post by: Big Dog on September 16, 2012, 07:41:14 PM
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WilliamPitt (51,616 posts)  Sun Sep 16, 2012, 08:30 AM

First trimester accomplished, two more to go. Yes, I'm going to be a father.

Congrats, Pitt. You reproduced! Well, as far as you know anyway.

:cheers1: :cheers1: :cheers1: :cheers1: :cheers1:

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Mom and baby are as healthy as healthy can be.

Ruh roh, Shraggy! It's a baby, not a lump of tissue or a parasite. Pitt is gonna have to surrender his DU membership card.

:fuelfire: :fuelfire: :fuelfire: :fuelfire: :fuelfire:

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So there's that.

Raven must be happy.
1. She's gonna be a grandma.
2. The baby mama is not 14 years old.

:cheerleader: :cheerleader: :cheerleader: :cheerleader: :cheerleader:
Title: Re: Bostonian Drunkard proved fruitful
Post by: shadeaux on September 16, 2012, 08:01:07 PM
ALL famous celebrities wait until the first trimester is over to announce baby news to the public.   :whatever:

Wonder who'll get the first baby pictures ?  People Magazine, Truthout, Raw Story, The DUmp ?   :lmao:

Will we see the famous new mother get a Weight Watcher's contract to lose the baby weight ?

The paparazzi will go nuts.

Congratulations Will.  Scrub the internet. You wrote some crazy stuff over the years. Don't shame your child.  And tell Grandma to get off the DUmp.  She's gotta start acting like a refined grand'mere.  Not some wild woman with questionable thoughts.  Just sayin'.

Title: Re: Bostonian Drunkard proved fruitful
Post by: thundley4 on September 16, 2012, 08:13:22 PM
Attention, WillPitt.  You didn't do that. ~ Obama.
Title: Re: Bostonian Drunkard proved fruitful
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 16, 2012, 08:32:28 PM
DUmmy Raven has no doubt reminded him they still have six months to decide whether to kill it.
Title: Re: Bostonian Drunkard proved fruitful
Post by: WinOne4TheGipper on September 16, 2012, 08:32:38 PM
Poor kid. How'd you like to have a daddy who's sole accomplishment in life was to be a bouncer at a bar?

Isn't he a New York Times best-selling author? :lmao:
Title: Re: Bostonian Drunkard proved fruitful
Post by: franksolich on September 16, 2012, 08:33:15 PM
DUmmy Raven has no doubt reminded him they still have six months to decide whether to kill it.

I was thinking that too, when I first read it.
Title: Re: Bostonian Drunkard proved fruitful
Post by: WinOne4TheGipper on September 16, 2012, 08:35:31 PM
Poor kid. How'd you like to have a daddy who's sole accomplishment in life was to be a bouncer at a bar?

Didn't he get to kiss the ring of the most transformational figure of our time- Cindy Sheehan? :rotf:
Title: Re: Bostonian Drunkard proved fruitful
Post by: franksolich on September 16, 2012, 08:38:11 PM
Attention, WillPitt.  You didn't do that. ~ Obama.

Well, I kind of wonder.

Given as much as the Bostonian Drunkard drinks, I'll bet he needed pharmaceutical help to make it happen.
Title: Re: Bostonian Drunkard proved fruitful
Post by: Big Dog on September 16, 2012, 08:53:00 PM
Attention, WillPitt.  You didn't do that. ~ Obama.

Hi 5!
Title: Re: Bostonian Drunkard proved fruitful
Post by: Big Dog on September 16, 2012, 08:58:49 PM
Didn't he get to kiss the ring of the most transformational figure of our time- Cindy Sheehan? :rotf:

That wasn't a ring.

Gunny Hartman meets the Ditch Witch. (http://www.moviesounds.com/fmj/bubblegum.wav)
Title: Re: Bostonian Drunkard proved fruitful
Post by: Ogre on September 16, 2012, 09:02:44 PM
Talk about starting life at a disadvantage.  Dad's a drunken dumb-ass and Grammy is a barking moonbat.

I can only hope and pray the kid accomplishes more than his old man.
Title: Re: Bostonian Drunkard proved fruitful
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 16, 2012, 09:04:22 PM
I can only hope and pray the kid accomplishes more than his old man.

Wow! Talk about setting the bar low!
Title: Re: Bostonian Drunkard proved fruitful
Post by: Chris_ on September 16, 2012, 09:04:32 PM
That wasn't a ring.

I'm reminded of the sex scene with the landlady from 'Kingpin'.
Title: Re: Bostonian Drunkard proved fruitful
Post by: Ogre on September 16, 2012, 09:10:15 PM
Wow! Talk about setting the bar low!

Throw in the libtard idealogy/indoctrination and the bar really can't get any lower can it?
Title: Re: Bostonian Drunkard proved fruitful
Post by: Big Dog on September 16, 2012, 09:14:34 PM
I'm reminded of the sex scene with the landlady from 'Kingpin'.

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-4szw90l_xWo/T_IKfhkrNZI/AAAAAAAACGI/gZK8rlU8vPM/s640/CindySheehan1021.jpg)

"You really jarred something loose, Tiger!"
Title: Re: Bostonian Drunkard proved fruitful
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on September 16, 2012, 09:16:45 PM
Didn't he get to kiss the ring of the most transformational figure of our time- Cindy Sheehan? :rotf:
Was that before or after Omaha Steve locked her in a bear hug and covered her in neck beard hair?
Title: Re: Bostonian Drunkard proved fruitful
Post by: franksolich on September 16, 2012, 09:32:26 PM
Talk about starting life at a disadvantage.  Dad's a drunken dumb-ass and Grammy is a barking moonbat.

Well, I'm sure there's more examples than this, but think of English kings:

Henry III, loser, begat -> Edward I, perhaps greatest king of England
Edward II, loser, begat -> Edward III, not as great as Edward I, but pretty great

I think the kid has a fighting chance.
Title: Re: Bostonian Drunkard proved fruitful
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 16, 2012, 09:41:12 PM
Well, I'm sure there's more examples than this, but think of English kings:

Henry III, loser, begat -> Edward I, perhaps greatest king of England
Edward II, loser, begat -> Edward III, not as great as Edward I, but pretty great

I think the kid has a fighting chance.

On the other hand, consider

DUmmy Raven, wallduded loser, begat -> DUmmy Will Pitt, alcoholic, unemployable loser

At least two generations would be sleeping under bridges were it not for the resources trickling down from earlier generations
Title: Re: Bostonian Drunkard proved fruitful
Post by: Revolution on September 16, 2012, 10:11:42 PM
Talk about starting life at a disadvantage.  Dad's a drunken dumb-ass and Grammy is a barking moonbat.

I can only hope and pray bray the kid accomplishes more than his old man.

FIFY.  :lmao:

And with a father like that, no. It won't happen. Sorry kid, you're doomed to a life of mysery, and foolishness.
Title: Re: Re: Bostonian Drunkard proved fruitful
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on September 16, 2012, 10:21:18 PM
My congrats to Wee Willie & the wife. May you have a masculine child who grows up to be a conservative.
Title: Re: Bostonian Drunkard proved fruitful
Post by: Undies on September 16, 2012, 10:40:05 PM
Poor kid.  Can you imagine the caliber of the woman who would let the Stale Prince of DU climb on top of her?

The kid's gonna reek of old fish and booze.
Title: Re: Bostonian Drunkard proved fruitful
Post by: Mr Mannn on September 16, 2012, 10:40:52 PM
"Daddy. When are you going to get off your a$$ and DO something?"
Title: Re: Bostonian Drunkard proved fruitful
Post by: Ogre on September 16, 2012, 10:47:46 PM
Well, I'm sure there's more examples than this, but think of English kings:

Henry III, loser, begat -> Edward I, perhaps greatest king of England
Edward II, loser, begat -> Edward III, not as great as Edward I, but pretty great

I think the kid has a fighting chance.

Frank, the kid may have a fighting chance, however given the less than sterling influence they will be surrounded with it's gonna be a very uphill climb.

I hope the kid is up to the task.
Title: Re: Bostonian Drunkard proved fruitful
Post by: Ogre on September 16, 2012, 10:51:01 PM
I wonder what their first word will be?

Momma, Dadda, trust fund, freeper, Bush, or business hours?
Title: Re: Bostonian Drunkard proved fruitful
Post by: NHSparky on September 16, 2012, 10:55:58 PM
Poor kid. How'd you like to have a daddy who's sole accomplishment in life was claiming to be a bouncer at a bar?

FIFY.

"Daddy, why are you playing with your winkie while watching Roadhouse?"
Title: Re: Bostonian Drunkard proved fruitful
Post by: Chris_ on September 16, 2012, 10:56:00 PM
I wonder what their first word will be?

Momma, Dadda, trust fund, freeper, Bush, or business hours?
MIHOP or LIHOP
Title: Re: Bostonian Drunkard proved fruitful
Post by: Big Dog on September 16, 2012, 10:56:22 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018194230

Oh my.


(http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h219/pjcomix/blog/pitt_cig.jpg)

The happy couple?
Title: Re: Bostonian Drunkard proved fruitful
Post by: NHSparky on September 16, 2012, 11:00:55 PM
(http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h219/pjcomix/blog/pitt_cig.jpg)

The happy couple?

None other.  Intimidating fellow, ain't he?

I mean, if he came up to me in Bukowski's, I'd be wondering what charity he was pretending to represent and using the proceeds for his next bongload, not wondering if I wasn't meeting dress code or if I'd had too much to drink.
Title: Re: Bostonian Drunkard proved fruitful
Post by: shadeaux on September 16, 2012, 11:24:22 PM
Daddy


(http://i1089.photobucket.com/albums/i348/the_precious1/f20ae30a.jpg)
Title: Re: Bostonian Drunkard proved fruitful
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on September 17, 2012, 05:59:54 AM
Daddy


(http://i1089.photobucket.com/albums/i348/the_precious1/f20ae30a.jpg)
Ah! The back and shoulders of a man who has never done a hard days work in his life. He looks like someone who sits behind a computer for 12 hours a day. Geez...What a *****. ::)
Title: Re: Bostonian Drunkard proved fruitful
Post by: Big Dog on September 17, 2012, 06:20:36 AM
Daddy


(http://i1089.photobucket.com/albums/i348/the_precious1/f20ae30a.jpg)

Pitt tries so hard to be Charles Bukowski with a side order of Billy Jack, but he comes off as a Humbert Humbert/Charles Nelson Reilly parfait. 
Title: Re: Bostonian Drunkard proved fruitful
Post by: Karin on September 17, 2012, 07:38:58 AM
Droopy drawers, too.   That Tshirt is nasty. 
Title: Re: Bostonian Drunkard proved fruitful
Post by: franksolich on September 17, 2012, 08:06:32 AM
Droopy drawers, too.   That Tshirt is nasty. 

Old photograph; the Bostonian Drunkard's gotten more flaccid and flabbier since then.

The one with his shaved head that Big Dog posted is more recent than this one.

And even more recently than that, the Bostonian Drunkard got rid of his retarded "bald" look and let his hair grow back.

<<knows a woman who actually posed for a picture with the Bostonian Drunkard in late summer of 2011, in front of that bar in Boston.  He was drunk at the time; she was cold sober, and knew exactly what she was doing.

She hasn't been around lately; I'll see if I can track her down.

The Bostonian Drunkard must think he's some sort of celebrity or something; that it'd be the most natural thing in the world to be approached by a strange good-looking woman who wants to take his picture.....and he complies

<<has no such overinflated ego; if a stranger approached franksolich wanting to take his picture, I'd high-tail out of there, as I'm no celebrity, and so it can mean only one thing.....a primitive stalking me.

The Bostonian Drunkard really needs to rein in his ego.
Title: Re: Bostonian Drunkard proved fruitful
Post by: Chris_ on September 17, 2012, 08:27:26 AM
Where do you go to buy a shirt that stupid?  I want to look at it so I can laugh.
Title: Re: Bostonian Drunkard proved fruitful
Post by: Chris_ on September 17, 2012, 08:29:46 AM
He looks like someone who sits behind a computer for 12 hours a day.
You say that like it's a bad thing. :-)

Okay, so I get paid for eight of those hours.  At least I have a job.
Title: Re: Bostonian Drunkard proved fruitful
Post by: shadeaux on September 17, 2012, 08:49:33 AM
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Nick of Inman Sq said,

May 25, 2006 at 0:00

I’m usually drinkin’ liberally at Bukowski, Inman Square. Hey, they even sell T-Shirts that say “Stone Cold ****ing Liberal”…and the beer selection is mammoth.


http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/2781.html
Title: Re: Bostonian Drunkard proved fruitful
Post by: USA4ME on September 17, 2012, 08:53:29 AM
I wonder what their first word will be?

Momma, Dadda, trust fund, freeper, Bush, or business hours?

If it's got any brains at all, it'll be "Power of Attorney."

.
Title: Re: Bostonian Drunkard proved fruitful
Post by: Chris_ on September 17, 2012, 08:53:51 AM
Geez... it's a "club".

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I’m thinkin’ the Milky Way in JP would be a fun place to meet- they’ve got two pool tables, a bowling alley and a Ms. Pac-Man machine.
These guys know how to get down. :loser:

Title: Re: Bostonian Drunkard proved fruitful
Post by: Undies on September 17, 2012, 08:57:36 AM
Daddy


(http://i1089.photobucket.com/albums/i348/the_precious1/f20ae30a.jpg)

Call 1-800-RENT-A-BUTT
Title: Re: Bostonian Drunkard proved fruitful
Post by: formerlurker on September 17, 2012, 09:31:59 AM
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Awesome news Wil, I am very happy for you and I'm sure your mom is just loving this too.

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yesterday and the baby clothes just hit me in the face. I never noticed them before. Went home with little undershirts, tiny bodysuits and a few other things. What fun!

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Thanks mom would be far more appropriate, but when it comes to liberals and expecting the forever handout...

Title: Re: Bostonian Drunkard proved fruitful
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on September 17, 2012, 09:48:04 AM
Another consumerist wage-slave mouth to feed in a war torn, famine-wracked, bigoted planet oppressed by an imperialist, fundie-plagued United States.

Nice job.
Title: Re: Bostonian Drunkard proved fruitful
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on September 17, 2012, 09:52:53 AM
Daddy


(http://i1089.photobucket.com/albums/i348/the_precious1/f20ae30a.jpg)
Looks like a younger but more ghey Harvey Fierstein.
(http://www.nndb.com/people/378/000025303/hf2-sized.jpg)
Title: Re: Bostonian Drunkard proved fruitful
Post by: hillneck on September 17, 2012, 10:11:46 AM
I wonder if Bobolink is going to have a baby shower for them?      :lmao:
Title: Re: Bostonian Drunkard proved fruitful
Post by: Randy on September 17, 2012, 10:48:10 AM
I wonder what their first word will be?

Momma, Dadda, trust fund, freeper, Bush, or business hours?

Probably it'll be, sup homie?
Title: Re: Bostonian Drunkard proved fruitful
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 17, 2012, 10:55:56 AM
Go forth and be fruitful a fruitcake and don't multiply.
Title: Re: Bostonian Drunkard proved fruitful
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 17, 2012, 11:39:36 AM
His earlier posts described his tattoo-festooned bride as the victim of some neurological disease and on the verge of being confined to a wheelchair.

But DUmmies lie, all the time.

On the other hand, since these are DUmpmonkeys we're talking about, you have to notice he says nothing about the expectant mother being his wife.
Title: Re: Bostonian Drunkard proved fruitful
Post by: Ballygrl on September 17, 2012, 12:32:29 PM
Congratulations on a beautiful baby being brought into the world.