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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: franksolich on September 15, 2012, 07:54:27 PM

Title: missing primitive
Post by: franksolich on September 15, 2012, 07:54:27 PM
As most here know, franksolich writes the awards for the DUmmies of the year.

This is only mid-September, and the winners aren't announced until the last week of the year, but sometimes, especially if it's a primitive with whom I'm not intimately acquainted, it takes considerable research; research that's best done far in advance.

We've noticed the absence of a lot of primitives of prominence this year, some of them short-term, others of them apparently permanent, but there's one we've seemed to overlook when discussing absent primitives.

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2008: Top DUmmie #04 The Straight Story
2011: Top DUmmie #19 The Straight Story

This primitive's been absent from Skins's island for a while.

Anybody have any idea why?
Title: Re: missing primitive
Post by: beefeater on September 15, 2012, 08:20:19 PM
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About The Straight Story
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IDK, looks about normal to me.
Title: Re: missing primitive
Post by: franksolich on September 15, 2012, 08:22:09 PM
IDK, looks about normal to me.


Thank you, sir.

I just haven't seen him for a while.

One used to see him lighting a campfire at least two, three, times a day.

I don't use the search thing on Skins's island, lest the elusive enigmatic Elad detect one of my moles; I just rely upon dumb luck.

But thanks!
Title: Re: missing primitive
Post by: Ballygrl on September 15, 2012, 09:31:02 PM
Didn't he leave DU?
Title: Re: missing primitive
Post by: Ballygrl on September 15, 2012, 09:34:34 PM
Oh, I'm mistaken, he just said he wouldn't post vanities anymore:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,69232.0/highlight,straight+story.html
Title: Re: missing primitive
Post by: shadeaux on September 15, 2012, 10:44:40 PM
Maybe he finally got a J O B. 

Title: Re: missing primitive
Post by: Carl on September 16, 2012, 04:33:55 AM
Maybe he finally got a J O B. 



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