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Title: Rabbit In Springs Tests Positive For Plague
Post by: Ptarmigan on September 14, 2012, 08:41:20 PM
Rabbit In Springs Tests Positive For Plague
http://www.kktv.com/news/headlines/Plague--169837646.html

Rabbits are plotting to spread Black Death on humans. They caused the Black Death Pandemic of the Middle Ages. Ptarmigans were killed by bunnies with use of biological weapons, which is being used on humans like swine flu, HIV/AIDS, and plague.
Title: Re: Rabbit In Springs Tests Positive For Plague
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on September 14, 2012, 09:31:40 PM
gggh -- GGGH --

(http://pressingdigressions.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/bunny.jpg)


gg--YAAAAAH -- CHOO!
Title: Re: Rabbit In Springs Tests Positive For Plague
Post by: Mr Mannn on September 14, 2012, 09:33:51 PM
just plague? Thank goodness there were no pregnancies.
Title: Re: Rabbit In Springs Tests Positive For Plague
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 15, 2012, 04:40:28 AM
just plague? Thank goodness there were no pregnancies.

Really!  Plague, and ptarmigans, and pregnancies, oh my!
Title: Re: Rabbit In Springs Tests Positive For Plague
Post by: longview on September 15, 2012, 01:55:54 PM
Prairie dogs frequently test positive for bubonic plague.  Yeah, your tax dollars at work.  And, then people who don't live where there are prairie dogs try to make policy that we can't knock them back and keep their numbers down and wonder why we loudly object.
Title: Re: Rabbit In Springs Tests Positive For Plague
Post by: Karin on September 17, 2012, 01:27:04 PM
Speaking of bunnies, I was catching up on my Red Eye's, and they showed the funniest f*ing video I've ever seen.  A rabbit is seen chasing a balloon around a backyard.  He's nudging it around with his nose.  Finally, he "catches" it, hops on board and prepares to do the deed.  The balloon pops, and falls flat to the ground.  I laughed and laughed. 
Title: Re: Rabbit In Springs Tests Positive For Plague
Post by: Gina on September 17, 2012, 01:38:54 PM
(http://ipo.totfarm.com/pics/pic_120476872064180.jpg)
Title: Re: Rabbit In Springs Tests Positive For Plague
Post by: Ptarmigan on September 17, 2012, 01:51:09 PM
God hates bunnies and still hates them. Bunnies are nature's freaks.
Title: Re: Rabbit In Springs Tests Positive For Plague
Post by: CG6468 on September 17, 2012, 03:03:06 PM
God hates bunnies and still hates them. Bunnies are nature's freaks.

They multiply like hamsters. Or muzzies. Or libs.
Title: Re: Rabbit In Springs Tests Positive For Plague
Post by: Gina on September 17, 2012, 03:04:09 PM
They multiply like hamsters. Or muzzies. Or libs.

and are as furry  :panic:
Title: Re: Rabbit In Springs Tests Positive For Plague
Post by: CG6468 on September 17, 2012, 03:13:26 PM
and are as furry  :panic:

That fur is the disgusting mold that sometimes develops on food that's been stored too long.
Title: Re: Rabbit In Springs Tests Positive For Plague
Post by: Skul on September 17, 2012, 05:08:10 PM
This is not going to end well.  :old:
Title: Re: Rabbit In Springs Tests Positive For Plague
Post by: Ptarmigan on September 17, 2012, 10:05:49 PM
This is not going to end well.  :old:

Never does because I tell the truth about bunnies. The Bible has numerous verses that prove that God hates bunnies.
Title: Re: Rabbit In Springs Tests Positive For Plague
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on September 18, 2012, 08:04:30 AM
God: "Don't eat bunnies, but ptarmigans are on the menu."

Who does God hate?
Title: Re: Rabbit In Springs Tests Positive For Plague
Post by: Ptarmigan on September 18, 2012, 05:15:49 PM
God: "Don't eat bunnies, but ptarmigans are on the menu."

Who does God hate?

God hates gyrfalcons, goshawks, ermines, ground squirrels, magpies, and lagomorphs.
Title: Re: Rabbit In Springs Tests Positive For Plague
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on September 18, 2012, 05:40:20 PM
God hates gyrfalcons, goshawks, ermines, ground squirrels, magpies, and lagomorphs.

God said we should shove corn bread and pearl onions up your bum.

No wait! That was Julia Chiles.

Close enough, though.
Title: Re: Rabbit In Springs Tests Positive For Plague
Post by: Ptarmigan on September 18, 2012, 06:51:12 PM
God said we should shove corn bread and pearl onions up your bum.

No wait! That was Julia Chiles.

Close enough, though.

God clearly said that all bunnies and their allies and enablers will earn eternal damnation and rot in Hell. They are all pre-destined to go straight to Hell. It is airtight and not open to any debate.