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Title: Chinese Beauty Contest Nipple Requirement
Post by: CG6468 on September 14, 2012, 01:39:55 AM
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Beauty contest rules called disrespectful, humiliating

Global Times | September 07, 2012 01:25
By Chen Xiaoru

Organizers of a beauty contest who require a contestant's nipples to be a certain distance apart are feeling the wrath of netizens who say the prerequisite is humiliating, disrespectful and ridiculous. 

The contest to select the 10 most beautiful university students in Hubei Province requires applicants to prove the distance between their nipples is greater than 20 centimeters, reported Changjiang Times.

Organized by the website Campus Model, applicants will also need to meet standards for the size of their bust, waist and hips. The distance between their pupils should be 46 percent of the distance between each pupil and an ear, according to the report.

Nipple requirement  (http://www.globaltimes.cn/NEWS/tabid/99/ID/731693/731693.aspx)

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Perfectly Spaced Nipples Required In Chinese College Beauty Contest

Posted: 09/07/2012 3:22 pm Updated: 09/07/2012 3:24 pm

Most college students learn about the golden ratio, a mathematical proportion considered aesthetically pleasing by designers, artists and architects. But one Chinese beauty contest has caused outrage for dictating that its college student contestants have specific body proportions, down to the placement of their nipples.

The contest, held by the website Campus Model, is searching for the "ten most beautiful college students" in Hubei Province, according to Gawker. Its rules outline stringent requirements for applicants, including standards for hips, waist and bust measurements. It even states the desired distance between a contestant's pupils.

Derided by critics as "humiliating, disrespectful and ridiculous," the contest's most controversial requirement is that applicants prove that their nipples are no more than 20 centimeters apart, according to Global Times. The prize for winning is about $1,600.

Perfectly spaced nipples   (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/07/perfectly-spaced-nipples-chinese-beauty-contest_n_1865298.html)
Title: Re: Chinese Beauty Contest Nipple Requirement
Post by: ColonelCarrots on September 14, 2012, 05:58:53 AM
Seems like this Beauty Contest went... Tits up.
Title: Re: Chinese Beauty Contest Nipple Requirement
Post by: dutch508 on September 14, 2012, 07:39:39 AM
BOOBIEZ!!!!

 :drool:
Title: Re: Chinese Beauty Contest Nipple Requirement
Post by: wasp69 on September 14, 2012, 08:26:05 AM
Seems like this Beauty Contest went... Tits up.

(http://www.eyes4less.com/wp-content/uploads/csi%20miami%20sunglasses%20yeah.jpg)
Title: Re: Chinese Beauty Contest Nipple Requirement
Post by: BigTex on September 14, 2012, 09:52:01 AM
Wait a sec, you mean there are beauty contests WITHOUT nipple requirements?
Title: Re: Chinese Beauty Contest Nipple Requirement
Post by: Jasonw560 on September 14, 2012, 09:56:13 AM
The important question is....how does one sign up to be a nipple measurer?

Um....I'm asking for a friend....
Title: Re: Chinese Beauty Contest Nipple Requirement
Post by: Bondai on September 14, 2012, 10:19:55 AM
What's the issue here? I don't see a down side. :yahoo:
Title: Re: Chinese Beauty Contest Nipple Requirement
Post by: BigTex on September 14, 2012, 10:34:09 AM
The important question is....how does one sign up to be a nipple measurer?

Um....I'm asking for a friend....

You have to have experience as a professional nipple tweaker
Title: Re: Chinese Beauty Contest Nipple Requirement
Post by: Chris_ on September 14, 2012, 10:35:27 AM
You have to have experience as a professional nipple tweaker
Sumbitches probably make you join a union too. :mad:
Title: Re: Chinese Beauty Contest Nipple Requirement
Post by: Jasonw560 on September 14, 2012, 10:49:49 AM
Sumbitches probably make you join a union too. :mad:
LOL....a member of the nipple tweaker/measurer union local 69
Title: Re: Chinese Beauty Contest Nipple Requirement
Post by: BigTex on September 14, 2012, 11:02:41 AM
LOL....a member of the nipple tweaker/measurer union local 69

They are a joint union with the a**hole bleacher and brazilian waxer unions
Title: Re: Chinese Beauty Contest Nipple Requirement
Post by: Mr Mannn on September 14, 2012, 05:46:42 PM
I had a couple of points to make...but I got distracted.
Title: Re: Chinese Beauty Contest Nipple Requirement
Post by: Jasonw560 on September 14, 2012, 07:00:36 PM
I had a couple of points to make...but I got distracted.
Maybe it's for the breast, then.
Title: Re: Chinese Beauty Contest Nipple Requirement
Post by: CG6468 on September 14, 2012, 07:04:43 PM
I had a couple of points to make...but I got distracted.

Thanks for keeping us abreast of things. Nipping it in the bud, so to speak.
Title: Re: Chinese Beauty Contest Nipple Requirement
Post by: rich_t on September 14, 2012, 08:16:08 PM
 :picsneeded:
Title: Re: Chinese Beauty Contest Nipple Requirement
Post by: Jasonw560 on September 14, 2012, 08:31:32 PM
(http://www.peapods.com/prodimg/lifefactoy_silicone_baby_bottle_nipples.jpg)
Title: Re: Chinese Beauty Contest Nipple Requirement
Post by: Chris_ on September 14, 2012, 09:33:21 PM
Breasts wouldn't be as much fun without nipples.
Title: Re: Chinese Beauty Contest Nipple Requirement
Post by: Jasonw560 on September 14, 2012, 09:41:36 PM
Breasts wouldn't be as much fun without nipples.
They'd be like water balloons, but you couldn't throw them, and a sticker mess if they broke.