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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: dandi on September 13, 2012, 08:58:53 PM
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The answer is, no. Bouncies are almost exclusively a Hive phenomenon.
ProudToBeBlueInRhody (8,196 posts)
Do freepers have apocryphal stories about confrontations with liberals?
I don't go over there, but I'm wondering if they post stories about run-ins in parking lots and stores and the doctor's office like you see here.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021339175
Iris (13,234 posts)
1. probably.
n/t
No, dumbass.
RagAss (12,543 posts)
2. It's a universal fantasy.
No, dumbass.
zbdent (32,952 posts)
3. they almost all end in
"the liberal wet his pants and went running home, crying for his welfare mammy ..."
No, dumbass.
Curmudgeoness (8,154 posts)
4. If they do, they started it. nt
No, dumbass.
Codeine (12,130 posts)
5. Making shit up is a habit that runs the entirety of the political spectrum. nt
No, dumbass.
Nye Bevan (7,595 posts)
7. You mean the cop *didn't* jump out of the bushes? (nt)
BWAHAHA
Oh, and no, dumbass.
johnnie (23,581 posts)
6. Yeah, they do
9 times out of 10 they start..."So I was sitting in my parent's basement last night....."
No, dumbass.
Nice try at stealing our joke, though. Everyone knows it's the conservatives who work while you numbnuts sit around bitching because we're not giving you enough free stuff.
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LOL!
Good find!!
KC
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I don't know any conservatives that are desperate enough to fabricate entire stories to impress the people around them. Sounds more like a liberal personality trait.
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Poor pathetic primitives.
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I have browsed FR daily since Oct 2001, they have their problems but I don't think I have ever read a bouncy tale there.
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I did see one once. Not a really great bouncy though. It was some Freeper accusing other conservatives of racism and saying mean things to a family that had immigrated here from India. I don't think he apreciated it when I told him that lame bouncies belonged on DU.
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My husband encountered one of those ACORN type people in a parking lot today. She asked him if he was voting for Obama and he said, "Nope" and continued to walk to his car. No crowd gathered around to cheer and no cops jumped out of a bush.
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I don't know any conservatives that are desperate enough to fabricate entire stories to impress the people around them. Sounds more like the current president
Fixed
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I have never seen one here or at the old home. IF there was they should be posting them or shut the Hell Up.
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We don't have bouncies because we don't bitch about the channel being played in the doctor's office or the car mechanic place, and we don't engage strangers in conversations about politics at the grocery store or drug store. We certainly don't try to talk sense into useless idiot liberals because they rarely break out of their closed minds to even think that liberals have damn near ruined our country and even if we did, they'd never admit it.
:rant:
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My Conservative bouncy:
So, I went to work today. I worked for 8 hours, of which 3 were spent earning money for ungrateful people who vote for Democrats. When I got home, I read an article by an ungrateful freeloading Democrat who demanded more tax money from the people who already pay taxes, and called it "fair".
The end.
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zbdent (32,952 posts)
3. they almost all end in
"the liberal wet his pants and went running home, crying for his welfare mammy ..."
God bless it! There's another primitive telling the truth in REVERSE! Swith "liberal" with "conservative," and you describe perfectly the stories your ilk tells.
By the way, reading this thread, and the quotes from the DUmbacrats tells me 100% that every one of these idiots spend way too much time at Conservative Cave reading what we write.
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I have one.
So, I was in my urologist's office last week to get a urine test, gots to check that ph balance, when I looked up at the tv to see Obama flapping his gums. I just ignored him like I usually do and tuned the sound out in my head. The office was full of elderly people. I wanted to see if anyone would say something. The TV was on Fox. I made note of that. :-)
All of a sudden this black lady stood up and God as my witness, said somebody turn the channel please, I'm sick of seeing his black ass.
The whole room went dead quiet. Then full out laughter started ! That lady got up, walked to the tv, shut it off and took a bow !
I laughed so hard I told the nurse I think I used up all my urine for the test. Most of it was on my seat !
When I came out of the exam room, there were people STILL laughing and the TV was on Dr. Phil.
Swear to God that happened.
Ta Da.
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^ Hahaha. I think the whole Island is filled with Donnie Bakers. Except Donnie Baker is about 5 times smarter.
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Yeah we do, but we don't pass them off as truth. We do it to parody the DUmmies.
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Yeah we do, but we don't pass them off as truth. We do it to parody the DUmmies.
I'd say that's the difference.
Any sort of 'bouncy' I have read here is done in jest.
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The closest I've come to a bouncy story was looking at a car with 15 liberal bumper stickers all over the paint. No owner, no conversation, no conversion...but i did :rotf:
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I have browsed FR daily since Oct 2001, they have their problems but I don't think I have ever read a bouncy tale there.
DITHF (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2522674/posts) Might just be considered the grandaddy of all bouncies? :whistling:
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Liberal/DUmmies are mentally ill in person too. I try to steer clear of them.
Result: No bouncies.
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Geez, I avoid libs at all costs. I surely don't want to sit in a basement making up stories about them. I would rather re-read 50 Shads of Grey again. :lmao:
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To be honest, the answer is "yes". :-)
Freepers and Cavers often post bouncies, as moles, at the DUmp.
They eat it up.
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To be honest, the answer is "yes". :-)
Freepers and Cavers often post bouncies, as moles, at the DUmp.
They eat it up.
^5 best ID of the day. :lmao:
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Here is my bouncy from today, I took my husband to work this morning and saw this:
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y131/Foam_Kitty/3d8b0cb289af4cc9a96d24de73dc5416.jpg)
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Here is my bouncy from today, I took my husband to work this morning and saw this:
Just out of curiosity, was it snowing down south today?
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Here is my bouncy from today, I took my husband to work this morning and saw this:
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y131/Foam_Kitty/3d8b0cb289af4cc9a96d24de73dc5416.jpg)
I love it. Subtle. To the point. Now I we need one which says Moocher and an anti Dog Eat Dog with the (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/73/US_Democratic_Party_Logo.svg)
John who?
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Just out of curiosity, was it snowing down south today?
Rain
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I have browsed FR daily since Oct 2001, they have their problems but I don't think I have ever read a bouncy tale there.
Me, too. I cannot remember ever reading one.
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Let's see....bouncy....kay....
Today at the hardware store someone wanted to rent a piece of equipment. When they showed up I went to help load it in the mini van and saw Obamacare and Hope and Change bumper stickers on it. At that point I.....loaded it up and said see you in a few hours.
A few hours later they came back and....I helped unload the minivan, saw the equipment was in good shape and we thanked one another and said have a good one.
Hmmm, I kind of suck at this, don't I? ::)
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Geez, I avoid libs at all costs. I surely don't want to sit in a basement making up stories about them. I would rather re-read 50 Shads of Grey again. :lmao:
You read it...once? :whatever:
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Let's see....bouncy....kay....
Today at the hardware store someone wanted to rent a piece of equipment. When they showed up I went to help load it in the mini van and saw Obamacare and Hope and Change bumper stickers on it. At that point I.....loaded it up and said see you in a few hours.
A few hours later they came back and....I helped unload the minivan, saw the equipment was in good shape and we thanked one another and said have a good one.
Hmmm, I kind of suck at this, don't I? ::)
Well, ya. here.... :asssmack:
No bong for you, you, you, nasty Conservative.
Oh, BTW, you're a racist.
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Ooh, ooh, ooh, I have one....
After my family and I were eating out this evening, and this older lady passed by me on the way to my car. She looked dour, so I smiled and said, "Hi". She looked at me and scowled some more. I ahrugged it off.
I saw her car had an "Obama 2012" sticker on it.
So I turned and.....waited for my family to catch up.
And I drove home.
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Well, ya. here.... :asssmack:
No bong for you, you, you, nasty Conservative.
Oh, BTW, you're a racist.
and a homophobic, xenophobic, bigot.
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and a homophobic, xenophobic, bigot.
You forgot pederast. :-)
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I have an idea for a contest on CC, whoever creates the best bouncy will win an entire year of posting at CC for free. :-)
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I have an idea for a contest on CC, whoever creates the best bouncy will win an entire year of posting at CC for free. :-)
Didn't ChuckJ suggest an inter-forum bouncy contest?
We never heard back from the other side.
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I have an idea for a contest on CC, whoever creates the best bouncy will win an entire year of posting at CC for free. :-)
That's a heck of a good idea!
Let's go for it.
Aw, crap, I lost already. :banghead:
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I love it. Subtle. To the point. Now I we need one which says Moocher and an anti Dog Eat Dog with the (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/73/US_Democratic_Party_Logo.svg)
John who?
"Looter" bumper sticker (http://www.zazzle.com/obama_looter_bumper_sticker-128326658711359008)
Here is "Looters" (http://www.cafepress.com/mf/36769003/looters-bumper_bumper-sticker)
"Moochers" (http://www.cafepress.com/mf/36769010/antiobama-moochers_bumper-sticker)
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My husband encountered one of those ACORN type people in a parking lot today. She asked him if he was voting for Obama and he said, "Nope" and continued to walk to his car. No crowd gathered around to cheer and no cops jumped out of a bush.
:lmao:
I am around enough stupid people daily. I do not have to make up stories. Even people on Medicaid are starting to blame Obamacare for not being able to get medication that the state used to pay for! :-)
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Ooh, ooh, ooh, I have one....
After my family and I were eating out this evening, and this older lady passed by me on the way to my car. She looked dour, so I smiled and said, "Hi". She looked at me and scowled some more. I ahrugged it off.
I saw her car had an "Obama 2012" sticker on it.
So I turned and.....waited for my family to catch up.
And I drove home.
I came up on a vehicle yesterday at a red light (she was in the left lane and I in the right). She had an Obama12 sticker on her car. I just looked over at her and shook my head (facepalm style). :lmao: She couldn't figure out what I was doing that for, she honked her horn at me :lmao: I love it :yahoo:
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My husband encountered one of those ACORN type people in a parking lot today. She asked him if he was voting for Obama and he said, "Nope" and continued to walk to his car. No crowd gathered around to cheer and no cops jumped out of a bush.
I had a nut job customer trying to loudly voice his opinion about Romney. He said he was using his American Express that must be a welfare card since Romney said everyone were bums and did not work....then he told me that he worked for fifty years..
He made sure everyone heard him and he turned in every direction to make sure everyone walking by heard him say that Romney voters are idiots, etc.
He asked me "how else could I have an American Express Card if I did not work all my life?" I almost let it slip out...."is the card stolen...?" But for once in my life I bit my tounge. :lmao:
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In all sincerity, this thread has to be one of the best EVER. So enjoyable, and so on the mark. I can't stop chuckling. Very nice, incisive, cunning, witty replies.
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In all sincerity, this thread has to be one of the best EVER. So enjoyable, and so on the mark. I can't stop chuckling. Very nice, incisive, cunning, witty replies.
No bong for you. :pokingpoop:
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Let's see....bouncy....kay....
Today at the hardware store someone wanted to rent a piece of equipment. When they showed up I went to help load it in the mini van and saw Obamacare and Hope and Change bumper stickers on it. At that point I.....loaded it up and said see you in a few hours.
A few hours later they came back and....I helped unload the minivan, saw the equipment was in good shape and we thanked one another and said have a good one.
Hmmm, I kind of suck at this, don't I? ::)
Well, if it was rented by an Obama supporter, it was probably in good shape because once he figured out he would have to work in order to use it, he just brought it back.
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Well, if it was rented by an Obama supporter, it was probably in good shape because once he figured out he would have to work in order to use it, he just brought it back.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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You forgot pederast. :-)
Don;t be muscling in on Harry Reid now, ya hear? :whistling: :fuelfire:
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In the last two weeks I have heard more political comments from customers then I have heard in months.
Some of these people are nuts and they are on both sides.
The Obama supporters are starting to shut up, I think they know he is screwing up.
I used to hear the "Obamacare" quite often when in fact what the customer was bitching about had nothing to do with Obamacare, it had everything to do with they took a Medicare Advantage Plan that simply only charged them their normal part B preminum and threw in the Part D for free. These companies are more effcient then the feds, so they can offer plans for less money.They are also more careful with the premium dollars.
Some of the folks come in with a full bottle of pills trying to get a refill and it's simply too soon and then they blame "Obamacare" :lmao:
I usually play along to make sure they are pissed off at Obama. :-)
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Some of the folks come in with a full bottle of pills trying to get a refill and it's simply too soon and then they blame "Obamacare" :lmao:
I usually play along to make sure they are pissed off at Obama. :-)
:rofl:
I *love* anecdata.