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Title: New monkey found
Post by: Gina on September 13, 2012, 11:40:18 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2202569/The-colourful-new-species-African-owl-faced-monkey.html

Looks like he is going "Oh crap, they found me"  In that teacher's voice on Ferris Bueller's Day Off   :rotf:

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/09/13/article-2202569-14FB2AFB000005DC-933_634x683.jpg)
Title: Re: New monkey found
Post by: Undies on September 13, 2012, 11:46:52 AM
He looks like my mother-in-law's last boyfriend.
Title: Re: New monkey found
Post by: Gina on September 13, 2012, 11:57:17 AM
He looks like my mother-in-law's last boyfriend.

Looks like Gene Wilder and HOLY CRAP does he look bad (http://static.episode39.it/artist/2148.jpg?t=1210880716)
Title: Re: New monkey found
Post by: Undies on September 13, 2012, 11:59:36 AM
Looks like Gene Wilder and HOLY CRAP does he look bad (http://static.episode39.it/artist/2148.jpg?t=1210880716)

Good Lord!  He looks worse than my mother-in-law, and she's been dead since 1995.
Title: Re: New monkey found
Post by: Gina on September 13, 2012, 11:59:57 AM
 :rotf:
Title: Re: New monkey found
Post by: Chris_ on September 13, 2012, 12:09:00 PM
(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/smileys/Guy-smiley.jpg)
Title: Re: New monkey found
Post by: Undies on September 13, 2012, 12:26:38 PM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/09/13/article-2202569-14FF307B000005DC-434_634x491.jpg)

Been there.  Used the cream.
Title: Re: New monkey found
Post by: Gina on September 13, 2012, 12:29:12 PM
blue balls? 
Title: Re: New monkey found
Post by: CG6468 on September 13, 2012, 12:33:34 PM
Blue Ball is near Intercourse, PA.
Title: Re: New monkey found
Post by: DefiantSix on September 13, 2012, 12:35:05 PM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/09/13/article-2202569-14FF307B000005DC-434_634x491.jpg)

Been there.  Used the cream.

Is this an occurrence of the Blue waffle in another species? :puke:
Title: Re: New monkey found
Post by: Wineslob on September 13, 2012, 02:23:54 PM
(https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/8/10/tyPRg2vguESSk0J8OPEVxA2.jpg)
Title: Re: New monkey found
Post by: Gina on September 13, 2012, 02:58:08 PM
(https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/8/10/tyPRg2vguESSk0J8OPEVxA2.jpg)

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:  I just shit myself I think    :lmao:
Title: Re: New monkey found
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on September 13, 2012, 03:50:15 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2202569/The-colourful-new-species-African-owl-faced-monkey.html

Looks like he is going "Oh crap, they found me"  In that teacher's voice on Ferris Bueller's Day Off   :rotf:

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/09/13/article-2202569-14FB2AFB000005DC-933_634x683.jpg)

Yeah...that teacher was Ben Stein, btw.

I bet it's still at least 10x smarter than a DUmpMonkey.
Title: Re: New monkey found
Post by: thundley4 on September 13, 2012, 04:01:44 PM
There's something about the monkey that is creepy.  It looks intelligent, and more so than other simians .
Title: Re: New monkey found
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on September 13, 2012, 10:27:14 PM
There's something about the monkey that is creepy.  It looks intelligent...

...But stoned out of its mind.
Title: Re: New monkey found
Post by: Gina on September 14, 2012, 06:59:50 AM
There's something about the monkey that is creepy.  It looks intelligent, and more so than other simians .

You are right.  It's odd.  :panic:
Title: Re: New monkey found
Post by: Bondai on September 14, 2012, 10:34:29 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2202569/The-colourful-new-species-African-owl-faced-monkey.html

Looks like he is going "Oh crap, they found me"  In that teacher's voice on Ferris Bueller's Day Off   :rotf:

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/09/13/article-2202569-14FB2AFB000005DC-933_634x683.jpg)

Seperated at birth perhaps?.....


(http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsF/6068-10323.jpg)
Title: Re: New monkey found
Post by: Karin on September 14, 2012, 12:50:30 PM
It's those thin lips that makes him look so human, I think.  It's freaky. 
Title: Re: New monkey found
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on September 14, 2012, 02:05:40 PM
From Ace of Spades HQ:

(http://ace.mu.nu/archives/EcceMonkey.jpg)

"Her vision was true." --Ace