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Title: Don Redwood spins a new bouncy
Post by: ScubaGuy on September 13, 2012, 10:37:04 AM

Amazing how a guy who couldn't pay his student loans but was in Bali?

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'These People Are Animals' ... and we wonder why there is a jihad?
'These People Are Animals' is what Glenn Beck is screaming on his show now.

Do these people not know they are endangering Americans and Christians all over the world?

I was in Indonesia, on a small island, I'd been taking small boats down through the chain of islands away from Bali. George Bush was President and then he insulted the Muslims. Another Jihad was called against us. I thought I was safe on my tiny island until the owner of the place I was staying came up to us and said, "Do you have knives?"

Knives? A Swiss Armny knife. Not much else. He tells us, "They just burned all the Christians on _____________." (The island next to us that we could see across the straight). The missionaries had fled to a camper with their children and had been burned alive.

The owner of the place we were at told us. "They may come here tonight. YOu must be ready to run". The walls of our little cabana were made out of woven plant fronds. Beautiful but no stronger than a woven placemat. "If you hear anything, cut the back wall, run into the forest and do not come back." He told us. The ferry would be there in the morning. He would get us there if he could find us.

I think he spent the whole night in a tree outside our cabana. There were few westerners this far out into the island chain. He knew we were a target.

We stayed up the whole night, every once in a while there were noises, things that frightened us. The next morning the man had friends hide us in our car and drive us to the ferry. Other Westerners were showing up, also with local people shepherding them to the safety of the boat. At the worst of times, regardless of them being a target now for helping infidels, the Muslims of the island did their best to help us.

President Bush's words had caused a Jihad. He probably earned some votes for being so nasty to the Muslims. Of course, little missionary kids in Indonesia were burned alive so that Bush could continue his war of words and religions.

And that is always the case with these hate mongers. Their freedom of speech protects them here, but people all over the world pay the price. And, believe me, an American in Indonesia that gets their throat slit, nobody in America hears about it. We are insulated here. We don't think our mean words and wars have any consequences to the average American. But it does.

Those mean words are seeds. Little bitty seeds of hate. When you are dirt poor, barely surviving, all you have sometimes is God. Many people's lives are so terrible on this earth that all they can do is pray and dream of God and heaven. Their prayers mean more. Their belief is more important to them. If they don't defend their God, then they have nothing.

Nothing.

Just like the dead missionaries and their kids. Just like our Ambassador. They too now have nothing.

But Mitt Romney has something he thinks. He thinks he has more votes. That makes it worth it. Glenn Beck has something, more hate and for him that is success.

But they don't pay the price for their hate. They never pay the price for their hate.

I say send Glenn to Cairo, get him a soapbox, let him defend his own words to the people he is talking about. Let him finally see what beautiful blossoms his little bitty seeds of hate turn into.

So they burned all the Christians on an island that you can't name?
So Beck says a group is behaving like animals and they immediately prove him right by behaving like animals and Beck is at fault?
 
Title: Re: Don Redwood spins a new bouncy
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 13, 2012, 10:48:05 AM
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George Bush was President and then he insulted the Muslims.

That would probably have been when he called them "the religion of peace".

Remember, DUmmy DonRedwood is so poor he's forced to skip meals, but he lives in a neighborhood where the guy next door gets a new Porsche every two years.

DUmmy DonRedwood reminds me a lot of DUmmy snotspout. Confirmation will come when he mentions his "husband".
Title: Re: Don Redwood spins a new bouncy
Post by: dane on September 13, 2012, 10:58:32 AM
I do not believe this bouncy really happened to DUDOn, and I do not believe DUDOn wrote it.  DUDOn misspells simple words ("payed", "dilema", for example), and the only one I noticed here was "Armny".

Title: Re: Don Redwood spins a new bouncy
Post by: Karin on September 13, 2012, 11:49:54 AM
What an overweening bag of gas.  An appeasement monkey through and through.  And what sort of grown man says "little bitty?"

Look at him wring his hands, saying "they're so poor, all they have is God.  Can't we let them have that one thing?"  I guess the sky-daddy is OK in those circumstances. 

P.S.  Dummie, Beck doesn't scream.  You don't actually listen to him, do you?   
Title: Re: Don Redwood spins a new bouncy
Post by: Gina on September 13, 2012, 11:59:41 AM
THAT WAS A REALLY BAD BOUNCY  :lmao:
Title: Re: Don Redwood spins a new bouncy
Post by: Carl on September 13, 2012, 12:11:10 PM
I know the whole thing is a lie but read this again...

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President Bush's words had caused a Jihad. He probably earned some votes for being so nasty to the Muslims. Of course, little missionary kids in Indonesia were burned alive so that Bush could continue his war of words and religions.


Even if it were the truth the ones responsible are the blood thirsty savage throwbacks called muzzies you asshole.
Title: Re: Don Redwood spins a new bouncy
Post by: jukin on September 13, 2012, 12:50:35 PM
I want to play cowboys and muslims. Wouldn't really have to play it too long if we played it for real and the muslim problem would be gone for fifty years....maybe forever.
Title: Re: Don Redwood spins a new bouncy
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on September 13, 2012, 12:52:20 PM
Well he got most of the required items in a DUmmie post:
1. Blame Bush.
2. Blame Beck.
3. Blame the West.
4. Embraces fascism.
5. Reminds other DUmmies that he can afford to travel outside of the USA.
Title: Re: Don Redwood spins a new bouncy
Post by: shadeaux on September 13, 2012, 01:46:54 PM
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DUmmy DonRedwood reminds me a lot of DUmmy snotspout. Confirmation will come when he mentions his "husband".

He says he has a " partner ".  You make the call. 

I do believe DUmmy Don is channeling Charles Dickens. 

A Tale of Two Cities

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to heaven, we were all going direct the other way - in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only.

You know damn well no gay man listens to that Mormon Glenn Beck.  His bouncy runneth over with the lies.  It did make me laugh though.   :rotf:
Title: Re: Don Redwood spins a new bouncy
Post by: dane on September 13, 2012, 01:57:19 PM
Well he got most of the required items in a DUmmie post:
5. Reminds other DUmmies that he can afford to travel outside of the USA.
He is not consistent with his lies.  In one bouncy recently he was all excited about being "payed" for the first time since June, and then told about how much he had contributed to various campaigns, and that was the last of their dollars..

In a more recent bouncy (about 8 or 9 days later) he laments about putting food items on his credit card for the hungry little children in his classroom.

Both of these appeared here on CC.

I don't believe any of it, not even him being a teacher.  I suspect this last bouncy was inspired by some church member or actual missionary, and he was not even part of it.
Title: Re: Don Redwood spins a new bouncy
Post by: shadeaux on September 13, 2012, 01:58:45 PM
Thu Sep 13, 2012, 10:37 AM


Didn't DUmmy Don say he was a teacher ?  He's posting from his classroom ?  

Imagine THAT teaching your kid.   :mental:
Title: Re: Don Redwood spins a new bouncy
Post by: Gina on September 13, 2012, 02:11:56 PM
Thu Sep 13, 2012, 10:37 AM


Didn't DUmmy Don say he was a teacher ?  He's posting from his classroom ?  

Imagine THAT teaching your kid.   :mental:

Oy you would be surprised at teachers that post in forums all day long.  They even say "Wait a minute, gotta give class homework".  Yeh........
Title: Re: Don Redwood spins a new bouncy
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 13, 2012, 02:54:15 PM
Oy you would be surprised at teachers that post in forums all day long.  They even say "Wait a minute, gotta give class homework".  Yeh........

"Teachers" Anne Pritchett and Pam Dawson both won DUmmy of the Year titles while making dozens of posts per day during the school day.
Title: Re: Don Redwood spins a new bouncy
Post by: Gina on September 13, 2012, 03:15:06 PM
"Teachers" Anne Pritchett and Pam Dawson both won DUmmy of the Year titles while making dozens of posts per day during the school day.

Shit, I have bad experience with a NICU nurse.  When my latest was in the NICU I would go there and this blonde pretty nurse would be there on FB all the time.  Baby would cry and she would just let them get all worked up until their buzzers went off and then she would sigh and get up and turn off the buzzer.  I told EVERYONE that she was not to come into my son's room.  I can't stand people like that.  I saw so many little babies cry when she was on duty.  I hated her with a passion.