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Title: Supermodels
Post by: Gina on September 10, 2012, 12:35:02 PM
When did models start becoming really ugly?  This is Victoria Beckham's latest show.  I mean those women look like they need to be in the Appalachian hills. 

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/09/09/article-2200645-14ECCD0B000005DC-811_196x578.jpg)(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/09/09/article-2200645-14ECCA03000005DC-180_196x578.jpg)(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/09/09/article-2200645-14ECFCC3000005DC-179_196x578.jpg)
Title: Re: Supermodels
Post by: Mr Mannn on September 10, 2012, 12:42:19 PM
yuck! These gals violate every requirement to be model. They have to be attractive enough to sell the clothes they wear. With these stick figures you might as well show the line on manikins.
at least manikins don't look like starving refugees.

and where is the make up? these barns need painting! (and a sandwich)
Title: Re: Supermodels
Post by: Gina on September 10, 2012, 12:48:15 PM
Did anyone hear about the Twilight breakup?  This is the wife model of the guy that cheated with Kristin aka Bella   :panic:

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/09/09/article-2200518-14EA93EF000005DC-732_634x843.jpg) 
Title: Re: Supermodels
Post by: Chris_ on September 10, 2012, 01:04:20 PM
Good googly moogly, that is one homely chick.
Title: Re: Supermodels
Post by: Wineslob on September 10, 2012, 01:14:07 PM
Damn,

(http://www.fybertech.com/4get/13170796376048.gif)
Title: Re: Supermodels
Post by: Karin on September 10, 2012, 01:40:07 PM
The one at the top in the white dress is especially dog-faced.  I do like the dress, though. 

I don't know how the phenomenon started.  Remember the Vera Wang wedding dresses you posted, Gina?  That model was fugly!  With hideous hair.   
Title: Re: Supermodels
Post by: Gina on September 10, 2012, 01:50:58 PM
Maybe they need to be ugly to make the clothes stand out?
Title: Re: Supermodels
Post by: Jasonw560 on September 10, 2012, 01:58:14 PM
G Gordon Liddy's wife, Mrs. Liddy (God rest her soul) had a theory about this, and the fashion industry in general. It's strange, but somehow makes sense.

If I remember it right:

In a nutshell, the fashion industry is run (mostly) by gay men. They see women (strangely enough) as their competitors. And, some of them being freakshows themselves, they're attracted to 10 year old boys.

So, they find women with bodies like 10 year old boys and call that attractive, and they hope that straight men begin to find these stick figures attractive. And have women to strive to look like these stick figures. In their mind, it's their "retribution" against straight men for being straight, and against straight women for being perceived competition.

As for them being ugly as a box of frogs, I think that's the women designers' insecurities about their own beauty manifesting itself. They can't have any woman prettier than they are around them.
Title: Re: Supermodels
Post by: Gina on September 10, 2012, 02:09:38 PM
Here are some more  :naughty:

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/09/10/article-2200982-14EEF7D1000005DC-944_196x440.jpg)

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/09/10/article-2200982-14EFBA92000005DC-321_306x611.jpg)

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/09/10/article-2200982-14EEFDE1000005DC-686_306x523.jpg)

and let's not leave out the guys  :rofl:

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/09/10/article-2200982-14EB2687000005DC-644_196x555.jpg)

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/09/10/article-2200982-14EB1AC0000005DC-75_196x555.jpg)

Title: Re: Supermodels
Post by: Gina on September 10, 2012, 02:11:25 PM
man they must have had a lot of shows this past weekend!  here are more  :lmao:

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/09/10/article-0-14EE1F90000005DC-162_306x706.jpg)

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/09/10/article-2200828-14EE296A000005DC-477_196x597.jpg)
Title: Re: Supermodels
Post by: Jasonw560 on September 10, 2012, 02:13:31 PM
I like curves on women. Especially my wife's curves. :naughty:
Title: Re: Supermodels
Post by: Gina on September 10, 2012, 02:14:35 PM
I like curves on women. Especially my wife's curves. :naughty:

Yeh, I llike curves on a man, mine  :naughty:
Title: Re: Supermodels
Post by: njpines on September 10, 2012, 02:17:46 PM
Yeh, I llike curves on a man, mine  :naughty:

or bulges . . .

 :bolt:
Title: Re: Supermodels
Post by: Chris_ on September 10, 2012, 02:20:25 PM
I thought models wer supposed to be attractive.
Title: Re: Supermodels
Post by: CG6468 on September 10, 2012, 02:31:57 PM
They're all fugly. I'm happy with what I have, thank you.
Title: Re: Supermodels
Post by: Gina on September 10, 2012, 03:10:28 PM
Omg!  i LOVE THIS OUTFIT!   :hyper:

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/09/10/article-2201049-14EDD5A8000005DC-173_634x481.jpg)
Title: Re: Supermodels
Post by: Rachel on September 10, 2012, 03:14:38 PM
Wow, they're all so ugly. The women look like they used to be men or recovering crack addicts, I don't see how anybody finds that look to be attractive.
Title: Re: Supermodels
Post by: NHSparky on September 10, 2012, 07:01:33 PM
Just showing off what the well-dressed zombies are wearing this season...
Title: Re: Supermodels
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 11, 2012, 07:16:05 AM
Just showing off what the well-dressed zombies are wearing this season...

The designer they should be wearing, then, is Steve Hornady.
Title: Re: Supermodels
Post by: Karin on September 11, 2012, 09:57:34 AM
OMG those clothes are as hideous as the women!   :panic:


I agree 100% about the outfit on page 2, Gina, the green dress.  This is exactly something I would wear.  Love it. 
Title: Re: Supermodels
Post by: Gina on September 11, 2012, 10:10:06 AM
OMG those clothes are as hideous as the women!   :panic:


I agree 100% about the outfit on page 2, Gina, the green dress.  This is exactly something I would wear.  Love it. 

Let's go in and buy it and we will share it  :naughty:
Title: Re: Supermodels
Post by: Mr Mannn on September 11, 2012, 10:26:51 AM
Here are some more  :naughty:

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/09/10/article-2200982-14EEF7D1000005DC-944_196x440.jpg)

Go to the beach in this one and she'll be inducing vertigo or triggering epilepsy in the other swimmers.
Title: Re: Supermodels
Post by: Chris_ on September 11, 2012, 10:28:40 AM
That's just nasty.  Eat a hamburger, lady.

Put the paper bag it came in over your head when you're finished.
Title: Re: Supermodels
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on September 11, 2012, 10:48:33 AM
Trim is sexy.

Emaciated? Not so much

Somalis are holding a food drive to feed Victoria Secretions models.
Title: Re: Supermodels
Post by: CG6468 on September 11, 2012, 10:55:46 AM
Let's go in and buy it and we will share it  :naughty:

At the same time?  :naughty: :naughty: :naughty:
Title: Re: Supermodels
Post by: Rachel on September 11, 2012, 11:00:25 AM
That's just nasty.  Eat a hamburger, lady.

Put the paper bag it came in over your head when you're finished.

Agreed, that waist line is kind of disturbing. Why does society consider that to be healthy in any way?
Title: Re: Supermodels
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on September 11, 2012, 11:09:12 AM
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=zVwJrAr7GkY[/youtube]
Palate cleanser.
Title: Re: Supermodels
Post by: CG6468 on September 11, 2012, 11:11:24 AM
Agreed, that waist line is kind of disturbing. Why does society consider that to be healthy in any way?

Or in any way attractive?
Title: Re: Supermodels
Post by: ROCKURWORLD on September 11, 2012, 12:30:44 PM
Remind me never to look at a Gina thread while eating lunch.  I wanted to give the poor things my food.
Title: Re: Supermodels
Post by: Chris_ on September 11, 2012, 12:37:50 PM
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=zVwJrAr7GkY[/youtube]
Palate cleanser.

That's disturbing.  WTF is wrong with you? :lmao: :hammer:
Title: Re: Supermodels
Post by: Chris_ on September 11, 2012, 12:39:36 PM
I think I need some brain bleach.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5bYDhZBFLA[/youtube]
Title: Re: Supermodels
Post by: Wineslob on September 11, 2012, 02:09:12 PM
I think I need some brain bleach.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5bYDhZBFLA[/youtube]


ahhhh, whut?
Title: Re: Supermodels
Post by: Mr Mannn on September 11, 2012, 05:02:02 PM
The video at the top of this page is a perfect example.
attractive girls are girls who eat everything on their plate. These gals are thin and healthy, but they also know what a pizza tastes like. What is with the world today?
Title: Re: Supermodels
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 11, 2012, 05:29:20 PM
I've heard guys say...."Boy! I'd like to jump her bones."...NOT ME BROTHER if you're talking about those skinny models. A fellow could get hurt riding one of those. All those sharp corners and stuff without any safety padding.
Title: Re: Supermodels
Post by: J P Sousa on September 11, 2012, 05:37:31 PM
So which model is Maddow and which is Fluck ?


.
Title: Re: Supermodels
Post by: DefiantSix on September 11, 2012, 05:41:22 PM
So which model is Maddow and which is Fluck ?


.

MadCow is the Bull Dyke on top. :puke:
Title: Re: Supermodels
Post by: Rachel on September 11, 2012, 07:12:25 PM
The video at the top of this page is a perfect example.
attractive girls are girls who eat everything on their plate. These gals are thin and healthy, but they also know what a pizza tastes like. What is with the world today?

Its a culture of extremes in regards to food I believe. People don't know what a balanced diet is and they certainly don't have one, parents need to take responsibility for what they and their family eat. I agree about eating everything on your plate, you've got to have both protein as well as vegetables.
Title: Re: Supermodels
Post by: Duke Nukum on September 11, 2012, 07:53:22 PM
Maybe this is why DHS is warning us about a coming zombie apocalypse?
Title: Re: Supermodels
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on September 11, 2012, 09:09:30 PM
Maybe this is why DHS is warning us about a coming zombie apocalypse?
Just covering their bases. Those dudes hopped up on bath salts eating people might just be the tip of the iceberg. DHS can at least say "Hey, we told you to prepare." and wash their hands of it.
Title: Re: Supermodels
Post by: Skul on September 13, 2012, 01:42:29 AM
They walk funny.
Who in real life walks like that?
Title: Re: Supermodels
Post by: Gina on September 13, 2012, 07:06:01 AM
GORGEOUS!!!!

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/09/13/article-2202442-14FCBED5000005DC-429_196x608.jpg)

Title: Re: Supermodels
Post by: Wineslob on September 13, 2012, 10:13:31 AM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Better, and, ya, nice dress.


I'd rather see this:


(http://www.plussizepatty.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/whitney-thompson-g.jpg)


what a real woman should look like IMO.
Title: Re: Supermodels
Post by: CG6468 on September 13, 2012, 10:50:40 AM
GORGEOUS!!!!

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/09/13/article-2202442-14FCBED5000005DC-429_196x608.jpg)



In the eye of the beholder, perhaps.
Title: Re: Supermodels
Post by: Gina on September 13, 2012, 10:55:57 AM
In the eye of the beholder, perhaps.

Oh I love the way it's so see thru yet it doesn't give anything away. It's almost magical the way it hangs, like a mythical Grecian Goddess.
Title: Re: Supermodels
Post by: CG6468 on September 13, 2012, 11:04:28 AM
True see through is fine. See no clothing is much better.
Title: Re: Supermodels
Post by: Splashdown on September 13, 2012, 11:07:03 AM
It's almost magical the way it hangs,


(http://images2.fanpop.com/images/answers/1000/1170_1236646826720_400_289.jpg)
Title: Re: Supermodels
Post by: Mr Mannn on September 13, 2012, 11:56:44 AM
GORGEOUS!!!!

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/09/13/article-2202442-14FCBED5000005DC-429_196x608.jpg)


meh. the dress looks OK until to look at the lower legs, then it looks like varicose veins...
All these bizarro fashions have one thing in common, there is no practical use for them. Only freaks and Michelle Obama will wear them. Will this model wear this to the night at the opera? No. The model probably has far better taste than the designer.
Title: Re: Supermodels
Post by: CactusCarlos on September 13, 2012, 12:20:05 PM
GORGEOUS!!!!

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/09/13/article-2202442-14FCBED5000005DC-429_196x608.jpg)


I like the dress.  I'd like it even better on a woman, and not a woman that looks like a boy.
Title: Re: Supermodels
Post by: RobJohnson on September 15, 2012, 02:12:53 PM
Did anyone hear about the Twilight breakup?  This is the wife model of the guy that cheated with Kristin aka Bella   :panic:

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/09/09/article-2200518-14EA93EF000005DC-732_634x843.jpg) 


At first glance it looked like she needed to wax that thing.
Title: Re: Supermodels
Post by: RobJohnson on September 15, 2012, 02:15:22 PM
That's just nasty.  Eat a hamburger, lady.

Put the paper bag it came in over your head until we are finished.


Fixed
Title: Re: Supermodels
Post by: Celtic Rose on September 15, 2012, 03:17:47 PM
GORGEOUS!!!!

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/09/13/article-2202442-14FCBED5000005DC-429_196x608.jpg)



I don't think it is flattering, even on the model.  Too bulky at the hips, and there is an optical illusion that makes her calves look huge.
Title: Re: Supermodels
Post by: Ptarmigan on September 17, 2012, 10:14:28 PM
I wonder who was the modeling scout for these models.
Title: Re: Supermodels
Post by: Wineslob on September 18, 2012, 10:01:35 AM
Quote
It's almost magical the way it hangs,


That's what my wife tells me........












 :-)
Title: Re: Supermodels
Post by: Eupher on September 18, 2012, 11:20:26 AM
Remind me never to look at a Gina thread while eating lunch.  I wanted to give the poor things my food.

 :rotf: :lmao:

h5
Title: Re: Supermodels
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 18, 2012, 01:04:00 PM
It's almost magical the way it hangs,

That's what my wife tells me........


...is she amazed by how cold water magically makes it disappear?
Title: Re: Supermodels
Post by: Gina on September 18, 2012, 01:57:07 PM
...is she amazed by how cold water magically makes it disappear?

sure, blame the water  :bolt:
Title: Re: Supermodels
Post by: Wineslob on September 18, 2012, 04:46:57 PM
...is she amazed by how cold water magically makes it disappear?


What are you?



(http://daily42.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/ceiling-cat_are_you_up_there.jpg)
Title: Re: Supermodels
Post by: Gina on September 24, 2012, 06:32:33 AM
GORGEOUS!!!!

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/09/13/article-2202442-14FCBED5000005DC-429_196x608.jpg)



I found that dress on someone else from this past weekend at the Emmy's

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/09/24/article-2207626-152B9E4F000005DC-336_634x954.jpg)
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/09/24/article-2207626-152B68CB000005DC-309_306x677.jpg)
Title: Re: Supermodels
Post by: Gina on September 24, 2012, 06:34:45 AM
Oh no Glenn Close!

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/09/24/article-2207626-152B61FE000005DC-156_306x635.jpg)

Wow, classy

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/09/24/article-2207626-152C7D61000005DC-586_306x729.jpg)

Not a good look for her

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/09/24/article-2207730-152B5C63000005DC-656_634x760.jpg)

I love Mad Men and her character
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/09/24/article-2207664-152B9A92000005DC-894_306x930.jpg)
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/09/24/article-2207664-152C8DF0000005DC-238_634x806.jpg)

Look at that!  the little girl on Mad Men dressed like a little girl!

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/09/24/article-0-152B4D01000005DC-9_306x713.jpg)

Love the dresses on Mad Men

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/09/24/article-2207664-152BF710000005DC-653_634x470.jpg)
Title: Re: Supermodels
Post by: Gina on September 24, 2012, 06:52:16 AM
and well......yeh

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/09/24/article-2207703-152BA411000005DC-818_634x820.jpg)
Title: Re: Supermodels
Post by: CG6468 on September 24, 2012, 09:48:18 AM
Just what I needed to see - Hellonwheels Degenerate.
Title: Re: Supermodels
Post by: Wineslob on September 24, 2012, 10:32:15 AM
Good Lord, Gina, talk about a cock-blocking picture........


Now, the gal from 2 Broke Girls................................... :drool:
Title: Re: Supermodels
Post by: Bondai on September 25, 2012, 09:28:57 AM
And let's not forget these two beauties...... :puke:

(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSZ-DbMsm_AJY0xqBiwQIXBSqlljbVZfnIu2y3OakxUheYSsYKv)