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Title: Who dresses Michelle?
Post by: Gina on September 10, 2012, 06:55:51 AM
This is the woman dressing Michelle Obama   :panic:

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Which one will Michelle Obama wear next?  Tracy Reese unveils ethnic-inspired  collection at New York Fashion week

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2200797/Which-Michelle-Obama-wear--Tracy-Reese-reveals-new-collection-New-York-Fashion-week.html#ixzz264EmmCIp

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/09/09/article-2200797-14ED9E3A000005DC-411_306x711.jpg)

Title: Re: Who dresses Michelle?
Post by: thundley4 on September 10, 2012, 08:44:35 AM
Quote from: Gina on September 10, 2012, 06:55:51 AM
This is the woman dressing Michelle Obama   :panic:

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/09/09/article-2200797-14ED9E3A000005DC-411_306x711.jpg)



That outfit hurts my eyes.
Title: Re: Who dresses Michelle?
Post by: Chris_ on September 10, 2012, 08:48:50 AM
Quote from: thundley4 on September 10, 2012, 08:44:35 AM
That outfit hurts my eyes.
I couldn't get past the face.
Title: Re: Who dresses Michelle?
Post by: Mr Mannn on September 10, 2012, 08:51:22 AM
Who dresses Michelle?
Its obvious, whoever does must be a republican. Michelle's outfit are atrocious.
Title: Re: Who dresses Michelle?
Post by: Undies on September 10, 2012, 08:56:59 AM
Quote from: Gina on September 10, 2012, 06:55:51 AM
This is the woman dressing Michelle Obama   :panic:

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/09/09/article-2200797-14ED9E3A000005DC-411_306x711.jpg)



That's enough to turn Mr. Blackwell into a straight man.
Title: Re: Who dresses Michelle?
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 10, 2012, 09:06:45 AM
I can see her dressing "Hips" Obama.
Title: Re: Who dresses Michelle?
Post by: Chris_ on September 10, 2012, 09:13:15 AM
Green shirt, blue pants, red shoes.  She looks like she can barely dress herself.
Title: Re: Who dresses Michelle?
Post by: DefiantSix on September 10, 2012, 09:15:58 AM
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Who dresses Michelle?

Here's her "Wardrobe Team"...

(http://www.topfloormusic.com/keywords/Ray_Charles/Ray_Charles_13.jpg) (http://popblerd.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Stevie.jpg) (http://balancesheet.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/aunt-esther.jpg) (http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01564/janet-jackson-nipp_1564426i.jpg)
Title: Re: Who dresses Michelle?
Post by: Chris_ on September 10, 2012, 09:30:49 AM
Someone needs to ditch their primary color wheel.
Title: Re: Who dresses Michelle?
Post by: Gina on September 10, 2012, 10:05:22 AM
Quote from: DefiantSix on September 10, 2012, 09:15:58 AM
Here's her "Wardrobe Team"...

(http://www.topfloormusic.com/keywords/Ray_Charles/Ray_Charles_13.jpg) (http://popblerd.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Stevie.jpg) (http://balancesheet.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/aunt-esther.jpg) (http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01564/janet-jackson-nipp_1564426i.jpg)

 :rotf:  she must be Michelle's hairstylist also because I have seen that crappy hair on Michelle many times.
Title: Re: Who dresses Michelle?
Post by: Rachel on September 10, 2012, 03:17:28 PM
I'd imagine her outfits are designed and suggested to her by a team of clowns and elementary school kids. Her top looks like it was taken from some curtains if I may say so.
Title: Re: Who dresses Michelle?
Post by: rich_t on September 10, 2012, 03:26:11 PM
It's a well established fact that Wookies don't have any fashion sense.  Just ask Han.
Title: Re: Who dresses Michelle?
Post by: Celtic Rose on September 10, 2012, 04:52:33 PM
That is awful!  I honestly don't think I would ever wear any piece of that outfit individually, let alone together!
Title: Re: Who dresses Michelle?
Post by: NHSparky on September 10, 2012, 07:00:12 PM
Further proof that Spandex doesn't lie...

...but sometimes you wish it would.
Title: Re: Who dresses Michelle?
Post by: Chris_ on September 10, 2012, 07:07:52 PM
Quote from: rich_t on September 10, 2012, 03:26:11 PM
It's a well established fact that Wookies don't have any fashion sense.  Just ask Han.
Sez who?

(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/ladywookie.jpg)
Title: Re: Who dresses Michelle?
Post by: Chris_ on September 10, 2012, 07:09:38 PM
Quote from: Undies on September 10, 2012, 08:56:59 AM
That's enough to turn Mr. Blackwell into a straight man.
Is he still among the living?  I'm surprised Michelle hasn't been nominated for a lifetime award.
Title: Re: Who dresses Michelle?
Post by: Undies on September 10, 2012, 07:16:56 PM
Quote from: Chris_ on September 10, 2012, 07:09:38 PM
Is he still among the living?  I'm surprised Michelle hasn't been nominated for a lifetime award.

I think he past away a few years back at a ripe old age.  (I just looked it up.  Oct. 2008. 86 years old.  Buried in Whoopi Goldberg's old pajamas.)
Title: Re: Who dresses Michelle?
Post by: rich_t on September 10, 2012, 07:33:15 PM
Quote from: Chris_ on September 10, 2012, 07:07:52 PM
Sez who?

(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/ladywookie.jpg)

The gloves clearly do NOT match the boots.
Title: Re: Who dresses Michelle?
Post by: Undies on September 10, 2012, 07:41:18 PM
Quote from: rich_t on September 10, 2012, 07:33:15 PM
The gloves clearly do NOT match the boots.

Clearly it is too early in the day for black evening gloves.
Title: Re: Who dresses Michelle?
Post by: NHSparky on September 10, 2012, 07:49:23 PM
Would that more Stormtroopers dress like this:

(http://blastr.com/assets_c/2009/10/SexyStormtrooper13-thumb-330x536-25462.jpg)
Title: Re: Who dresses Michelle?
Post by: Undies on September 10, 2012, 07:52:54 PM
Quote from: NHSparky on September 10, 2012, 07:49:23 PM
Would that more Stormtroopers dress like this:

(http://blastr.com/assets_c/2009/10/SexyStormtrooper13-thumb-330x536-25462.jpg)

She's no Head Stormtrooper. 
Title: Re: Re: Re: Who dresses Michelle?
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on September 10, 2012, 08:37:10 PM
Quote from: NHSparky on September 10, 2012, 07:49:23 PM
Would that more Stormtroopers dress like this:

(http://blastr.com/assets_c/2009/10/SexyStormtrooper13-thumb-330x536-25462.jpg)

No white shoes after labor day!!!
Title: Re: Who dresses Michelle?
Post by: A7X_foREVer on September 10, 2012, 09:46:06 PM
As the wife put it her designer must have failed in fashion school
Title: Re: Who dresses Michelle?
Post by: SaintLouieWoman on September 10, 2012, 09:52:02 PM
Quote from: Gina on September 10, 2012, 06:55:51 AM
This is the woman dressing Michelle Obama   :panic:

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/09/09/article-2200797-14ED9E3A000005DC-411_306x711.jpg)



Thanks for posting this. It explains why Michelle dresses the way she does. It shows a definite lack of sense in choosing a fashion consultant. Who would think looking at this woman that her clothing choice would be inappropriate?  :bwah:
Title: Re: Who dresses Michelle?
Post by: thundley4 on September 10, 2012, 09:58:21 PM
Quote from: SaintLouieWoman on September 10, 2012, 09:52:02 PM
Thanks for posting this. It explains why Michelle dresses the way she does. It shows a definite lack of sense in choosing a fashion consultant. Who would think looking at this woman that her clothing choice would be inappropriate?  :bwah:

I've seen better outfits on the People of Walmart (http://peopleofwalmart.org/)  site.

 O-)
Title: Re: Who dresses Michelle?
Post by: Evil_Conservative on September 10, 2012, 10:38:47 PM
OH MY GOD!

I'm going to be Michelle Obama for Halloween.  I'll just throw a bunch of mismatched clothes, shoes, and accessories together and head out to every party I can find.
Title: Re: Who dresses Michelle?
Post by: obumazombie on September 10, 2012, 10:45:58 PM
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on September 10, 2012, 10:38:47 PM
OH MY GOD!

I'm going to be Michelle Obama for Halloween.  I'll just throw a bunch of mismatched clothes, shoes, and accessories together and head out to every party I can find.
You will need a roll of bubble wrap over your hips, but under your pants.
Title: Re: Who dresses Michelle?
Post by: Evil_Conservative on September 10, 2012, 10:57:06 PM
Quote from: obumazombie on September 10, 2012, 10:45:58 PM
You will need a roll of bubble wrap over your hips, but under your pants.

I have some extra bubble wrap left from our packing.  It's not enough to make a Michelle sized ass though.  I'll have to get some bubble wrap from Sam's Club or something.
Title: Re: Who dresses Michelle?
Post by: NHSparky on September 11, 2012, 12:06:24 AM
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on September 10, 2012, 10:38:47 PM
OH MY GOD!

I'm going to be Michelle Obama for Halloween.  I'll just throw a bunch of mismatched clothes, shoes, and accessories together and head out to every party I can find.

And the "boob belt."  Don't forget that.

And $600 "cross-trainers" that look like they came off a dead hood-rat.
Title: Re: Who dresses Michelle?
Post by: CG6468 on September 11, 2012, 12:55:35 AM
Who dresses Michelle?

The hand mixer does fine with the hair, the face is from Hollywood Masks, Inc., and the body is compliments of repeated doses of McDonald's double cheeseburgers, fries, and Regular Cokes (Super Sized, of course).
Title: Re: Who dresses Michelle?
Post by: Zathras on September 11, 2012, 01:31:38 AM
Quote from: rich_t on September 10, 2012, 03:26:11 PM
It's a well established fact that Wookies don't have any fashion sense.  Just ask Han.

Problem is Michelle isn't a Wookie....but she is a creature from another planet....

(http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2009/6/8/128889505579154098.jpg)
Title: Re: Who dresses Michelle?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 11, 2012, 08:00:14 AM
Quote from: Rachel on September 10, 2012, 03:17:28 PM
I'd imagine her outfits are designed and suggested to her by a team of clowns and elementary school kids. Her top looks like it was taken from some curtains if I may say so.

You've heard of the story of a million monkeys put in a room, with a million typewriters, and eventually coming up with a great classic?  This is what happens when those same million monkeys are put in a room with material for designing clothes--and stopped after fifteen seconds.
Title: Re: Who dresses Michelle?
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on September 11, 2012, 09:16:13 PM
Quote from: Gina on September 10, 2012, 06:55:51 AM
This is the woman dressing Michelle Obama   :panic:

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/09/09/article-2200797-14ED9E3A000005DC-411_306x711.jpg)


I think I know how she chooses what color to wear for each item.
(http://www.codex99.com/design/images/twister_spinner_sm.jpg)
Title: Re: Who dresses Michelle?
Post by: obumazombie on September 11, 2012, 09:41:29 PM
Hokey Pokey in the closet.