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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: franksolich on September 09, 2012, 02:37:43 PM
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021307040
Oh my.
Stinky The Clown (47,241 posts) Sun Sep 9, 2012, 01:38 PM
With each passing day, I am having increased difficulty and some cognitive . . . . .
. . . . dissonance separating in my mind Sarah Ryan and Paul Palin.
Can anyone give a few hints as to how to keep them separate?
hedgehog (28,231 posts) Sun Sep 9, 2012, 01:40 PM
1. Sarah makes up shit about things she is ignorant of -
Paul makes up shit about stuff he knows about - like things he himself has done!
DJ13 (20,511 posts) Sun Sep 9, 2012, 01:40 PM
2. Palin wears the pants
mucifer (7,504 posts) Sun Sep 9, 2012, 01:42 PM
3. Well ryan can speak in complete sentences.
and he doesn't quit everything he started. Remember sarah went to 5 different colleges before she eventually graduated with a journalism degree. She quit as mayor and she quit as governor.
I think he is a more difficult and intelligent opponent than palin.
But, they are both evil in my opinion because of the increased suffering they would cause on purpose.
Horse with no Name (29,540 posts) Sun Sep 9, 2012, 01:46 PM
4. Interestingly enough they are not defined by who they are but who their politics dictate that they be. Therefore, it matters not what you call them because they wear the same sackcloth...they are what you get when you filter out common sense, compassion, and love of country. They are the bottom of the barrel of humanity.
^^thus spake Ms. Ed, the unappellated eohippus, the High Priestess of Moloch to the primitives.
Journeyman (8,576 posts) Sun Sep 9, 2012, 02:17 PM
5. I believe Palin has a dog that wears lipstick . . .
and her children are named after random words she sees in her soup.
kestrel91316 (41,353 posts) Sun Sep 9, 2012, 02:26 PM
6. Ryan hasn't been in any beauty pageants (that we know of).
^^the kestralnumbers primitive, who thinks that every broadcast day on National Public Radio should begin and end with one of those old Hitler Jugend hymns, adapted to the Great Leader Barack Milhous.
HopeHoops (39,857 posts) Sun Sep 9, 2012, 02:56 PM
7. rLyan doesn't wear lipstick. That's about it.
My, my.
Such bitterness and spite.
But such is hardly unexpected of primitives.
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So much hate, so little intelect.
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Primitives, you do realize that Ryan was picked in part because the stunts & criticisms the left used on Sarah Palin would be rendered ineffective, right ?
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So mafia Mike is still on the island?
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Horse with no Name (29,540 posts) Sun Sep 9, 2012, 01:46 PM
4. Interestingly enough they are not defined by who they are but who their politics dictate that they be. Therefore, it matters not what you call them because they wear the same sackcloth...they are what you get when you filter out common sense, compassion, and love of country. They are the bottom of the barrel of humanity.
^^thus spake Ms. Ed, the unappellated eohippus, the High Priestess of Moloch to the primitives.
I still wish she'd tell more stories about her dim-witted, slutty daughter.
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Stinky is entering the final stages of Syphilis and that is never pretty. I'm not even going to make the obvious fun of him that I normally would.
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sparkling old dude has trouble passing
<----Thought the dude had a kidney stone. :(
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<----Thought the dude had a kidney stone. :(
I thought it was gas, myself.
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<----Thought the dude had a kidney stone. :(
I was hoping for "passing on", but that wouldn't be any trouble for anyone, especially a DUmmie.
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^^thus spake Ms. Ed, the unappellated eohippus, the High Priestess of Moloch to the primitives.
I still wish she'd tell more stories about her dim-witted, slutty daughter.
Me too; otherwise Ms. Ed is pretty vacuous, knowing nothing about anything.
But on the subject of sluttery, she's a professional.
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Are all primitives still in the running for DOTY ?
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Stinky The Clown (47,241 posts) Sun Sep 9, 2012, 01:38 PM
With each passing day, I am having increased difficulty and some cognitive dissonance separating in my mind Sarah Ryan and Paul Palin. Can anyone give a few hints as to how to keep them separate?
Wow, I have no problem whatsoever of keeping Biden and a rock separated. A rock is obviously smarter.
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Wow, I have no problem whatsoever of keeping Biden and a rock separated. A rock is obviously smarter.
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If the rock had legs, it would run away from Biden.
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If the rock had legs, it would run away from Biden.
And, it would be toast.
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<----Thought the dude had a kidney stone. :(
I hoped he did...
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I was hoping for "passing on", but that wouldn't be any trouble for anyone, especially a DUmmie.
Unless, of course, Sparkly needs another week or so for the premium check to the insurance company to post. :o
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Stinky is entering the final stages of Syphilis and that is never pretty. I'm not even going to make the obvious fun of him that I normally would.
:lmao: ewww
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Sarah Palin is a supergenius compared to that doddering fool Biden.
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Sarah Palin is a supergenius compared to that doddering fool Biden.
I have toe fungus smarter than Biden.
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I have toe fungus smarter than Biden.
Why are you insulting your toe fungus ?
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Why are you insulting your toe fungus ?
Damn,
Good point. Sorry Fungus. I spoke to hastily. Please forgive me.
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Sarah Palin is a supergenius compared to that doddering fool Biden.
And too, as I must wearily point out, was the much-maligned Dan Quayle.