The Conservative Cave
The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Gina on September 06, 2012, 01:58:40 PM
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http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/crime/woman-83-attacked-by-rabid-beaver-at-lake-barcroft-in-fairfax-county/2012/09/05/e778ec02-f794-11e1-8253-3f495ae70650_story.html?hpid=z5
The creature knocked Lillian Peterson off her feet as she was climbing out of Lake Barcroft after a swim. The 83-year-old woman twisted around to see what attacked her and noticed one thing: large, orange teeth.
A 35-pound, 24-inch rabid beaver had bitten her on the back of the leg and would not let go, sparking an ordeal that lasted more than 20 minutes Tuesday evening. The Falls Church woman and a friend battled the animal with canoe paddles, a stick and bare hands as it came at them again and again. Peterson was seriously injured.
Never anger the beaver!
(http://rlv.zcache.ca/angry_beaver_face_posters-rd0493880d4cb45d8a1e30b089a35584d_igl_400.jpg)
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From the title of this thread, I thought "this is surely about Sandra Fluke."
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From the title of this thread, I thought "this is surely about Sandra Fluke."
that would be Fertile Beaver on the Loose
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I've been divorced twice. I KNOW what it's like pissing off the beaver.
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Beat it with a stick.
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http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/crime/woman-83-attacked-by-rabid-beaver-at-lake-barcroft-in-fairfax-county/2012/09/05/e778ec02-f794-11e1-8253-3f495ae70650_story.html?hpid=z5
Never anger the beaver!
(http://rlv.zcache.ca/angry_beaver_face_posters-rd0493880d4cb45d8a1e30b089a35584d_igl_400.jpg)
Send her my way.
(http://us.cdn4.123rf.com/168nwm/cthoman/cthoman1110/cthoman111000878/10790702-a-happy-cartoon-beaver-dancing-and-smiling.jpg)
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:rofl:
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Ah beaver, tasty, tasty beaver. :naughty:
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-TPWd3DUf67U/UAc_YhFDH_I/AAAAAAAAH-Y/6fiHjQdbzz4/s1600/beaver.jpg)
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I thought this was gonna be a thread about Gina po'd at somebody.... :confused:
:lmao:
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(http://www.anonymouspundit.com/blog/Men%20make%20the%20strangest%20requests.gif)
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(https://ninjabeaver.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/fearthe-beaver1.png)
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I've heard they like eating wieners.
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-5GC92CxUOSE/TkYJRIr1fbI/AAAAAAAACEY/0l-zThsEKOQ/s1600/beaver-pictures_1.jpg)
:-)
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Ah beaver, tasty, tasty beaver. :naughty:
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-TPWd3DUf67U/UAc_YhFDH_I/AAAAAAAAH-Y/6fiHjQdbzz4/s1600/beaver.jpg)
You are going to have to start changing you avatar to be a male oriented one. I always think you are a lesbian.
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You are going to have to start changing you avatar to be a male oriented one. I always think you are a lesbian.
:rotf:
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You are going to have to start changing you avatar to be a male oriented one. I always think you are a lesbian.
He's a lesbian trapped in a man's body.
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He's a lesbian trapped in a man's body.
Excuse me? :bird: Screw you and the horse you rode in on....asshole. :redbird:
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(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_1Tx7wAOK2D4/Stys6xESGCI/AAAAAAAABt8/RsK45nxpNJc/s400/squirrelsogdaa.jpg)
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[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhyCL-ELRxg[/youtube]
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Excuse me? :bird: Screw you and the horse you rode in on....asshole. :redbird:
:lmao:
Lighten up, that's about a 30 year old joke.
Men used to use it as a pick up line. :thatsright:
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Beaver jokes aside, what that elderly lady went through was horrible. God bless her and my prayers for her complete recovery.
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LOL Gina finds the craziest shit on the interwebs. :lmao:
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:lmao:
Lighten up, that's about a 30 year old joke.
Men used to use it as a pick up line. :thatsright:
Whatever, watch your mouth.
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He's a lesbian trapped in a man's body.
No, I am. Black too.
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No, I am. Black too.
:tongue:
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:tongue:
I thought you might like that.
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(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_1Tx7wAOK2D4/Stys6xESGCI/AAAAAAAABt8/RsK45nxpNJc/s400/squirrelsogdaa.jpg)
:lmao:
(http://www.customink.com/photos/system/images/16020/large/my%20new%20t-shirt%20squirrel%20whisperer.jpg?1326498915)
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No, I am. Black too.
I have been a lesbian trapped inside a mans body for years. :-)