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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Carl on September 06, 2012, 11:19:47 AM
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Skinner (56,219 posts)
Wednesday final update, DU at the DNC -- We got Floor Passes!
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Another great night at the DNC. Earlier this evening EarlG and I picked up some floor passes so we could go run around on the convention floor.
Unfortunately, we only get the floor passes for 20 minutes at a time. :sadface:
Maybe they don`t want to really associate with the cesspool the DUmp is Skins. :loser:
Followed by a bunch of pics of Skins and EarlG looking like idiots.
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Now, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
Isn't Skins's island generally reputed to be "the largest Democrat message board on the internet""?
And these giveaway "passes" are the best my fellow alum and Lord Marblehead can get?
I suspect either Lord Marblehead's considered a security risk, and so Skins, being Siamese-twinned with him, can't get in himself because of that, or.....
.....that poor stupid Beth, the Bostonian Drunkard, and Atman did so much damage to the good name of Skins's island over the years that the Democrats are ashamed of them, avoiding them like the plague, don't want to have much to do with them.
I'll bet the owner of the second-largest Democrat message board on the internet has a permanent pass.
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Ones first impression of EarlG,with the enormous mouthful of crusted chiclets,is that he would be a person likely to reach out and grab a ladys chest while laughing and saying "Boobies!".
I suspect Skins appears to be his watcher so not surprising they want to keep them out of any possible TV shots.
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I suspect Skins appears to be his watcher so not surprising they want to keep them out of any possible TV shots.
If anybody needs a "watcher," it's Lord Marblehead EarlG.
I'll bet if Skins had taken the elusive enigmatic Elad along instead, those two would've been given free rein to roam all over the convention floor at will and whim.
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Skimmer getting a "20-minute floor pass", a ludicrous concept, reminded me of a state fair decades ago.
One sideshow was a tent advertising an honest-to-god bearded lady. There was a huge painting showing the artist's impression of her.
She was a beautiful young lady, entirely nude, but with a beard carefully arranged so as to make the painting barely legal for public display.
For only a quarter, you could go in the tent for a closeup look at this feminine freak of nature.
It seemed impossible that she'd be able to keep the beard properly situated to avoid scandalous exposure, so it would be a well-invested quarter.
I paid my money, went into the tent on a narrow walkway between ropes, to find a very, very heavy middle-aged woman sitting on a folding chair.
She was wearing a one-piece bathing suit. She had some facial hair, but much more on the backs of her shoulders and her legs.
She was reading a magazine and never looked up.
I walked on out of the tent in a lot less than twenty minutes.
From my experience, I can advise Skimmer that when you get a ticket for a short stroll through a freak show, prepare to be disappointed.
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:rofl:
That EarlG is one dumpy, homely fella. Hard to look at.
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Mutt and Jeff........for those old enough to remember.
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Skinner (56,224 posts)
>snip<
But all good things must come to an end. Our 20-minute floor pass expired. We spend the rest of the night up in the cheap seats...
>snip<
If the two loonytunes had been any higher up and further away, they would have needed supplimental oxygen.
Good grief, I think those seats are normally reserved for the janitorial staff.
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He must be so happy.
Skinner (56,227 posts)
Got our seats to see President Obama. The long wait begins...
(http://i1173.photobucket.com/albums/r589/duadmin/99783f28.jpg)
Front row of the "Unassigned Press" section. Not bad.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021285768
Nadin should be dripping with jealousy.
If this doesn't show the primitives he's not one of the 99%, I don't know what will. That's a pretty good view. Pretty good seats.
Just don't faint in all your excitement. It's a long fall, bitch.
gkhouston (17,241 posts)
1. Hope you and EarlG have earplugs to lessen the noise.
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I think you're going to want them tonight when the applause and cheering start.
Still a LOT less than your people anticipated. :lmao:
bottomofthehill (622 posts)
17. Great, now i can find you and pay for my star
Yeah, they frown on exchanges of less than $1 on PayPal.
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Who the heck gives passes for 20 minutes?!
what can you accomplish in 20 minutes on the floor?
How is this some sort of special treatment? I would be insulted with a 20 minute pass.
This is just pathetic.
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He must be so happy.
If this doesn't show the primitives he's not one of the 99%, I don't know what will. That's a pretty good view. Pretty good seats.
Just don't faint in all your excitement. It's a long fall, bitch.
That looks like a position for a sniper, and it almost looks like Skinner is acting like he is holding a gun. :panic: :panic: :panic:
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I wonder if spitwads can reach the podium.
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That looks like a position for a sniper, and it almost looks like Skinner is acting like he is holding a gun. :panic: :panic: :panic:
I was thinking the same thing, but I dare not say it with Obama's henchmen wandering about the US. Although, it is certainly an ideal place. Our boys in Iraq, and the Mid East in general DREAM of places like that.
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Glad to see they got the Bob Uecker seats.
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nadinbrzezinski (108,554 posts)
9. Some insight as to the limit
the pases are given by how big you are in media (as to how long you can stay on the floor, the little fry get less time than the big whales) It is also a matter of physical space
Second insight, the limits are mandated by the Fire Marshall. Though here in San Diego for the State convention they were mostly ignored since the venue was fine, and mostly they mattered the first day before they took over the floor of the convention center as well. At the hotel there were some limits, but hardly enforced... except for the really crowded caucuses.
What was funny here in San Diego was for the state convention, by Sunday... nobody cared. It was me and the AP guys.... I mean the two AP guys.
Anyone else think $kimmer every so often gets tired of this woman? Just gets tired of her?
I'm sure Nadin's pass to the DNC would only alot her 3 minutes on the floor. Lol.
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Anyone else think $kimmer every so often gets tired of this woman? Just gets tired of her?
I'm sure Nadin's pass to the DNC would only alot her 3 minutes femtoseconds on the floor. Lol.
FIFY
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That looks like a position for a sniper, and it almost looks like Skinner is acting like he is holding a gun. :panic: :panic: :panic:
I'll bet if my fellow alum Skins were alone, or accompanied by the enigmatic elusive Elad instead of Lord Marblehead EarlG, he'd be given a front-row seat down there on the floor.
I still suspect that's the reason for these twenty-minute passes and having to sit clear up in the sky; the Democrats don't like the idea of Lord Marblehead being too close to the celebrities.
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Who the heck gives passes for 20 minutes?!
what can you accomplish in 20 minutes on the floor?
How is this some sort of special treatment? I would be insulted with a 20 minute pass.
This is just pathetic.
Plant whoopie cushions on some random selected seats.
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I'll bet if my fellow alum Skins were alone, or accompanied by the enigmatic elusive Elad instead of Lord Marblehead EarlG, he'd be given a front-row seat down there on the floor.
I still suspect that's the reason for these twenty-minute passes and having to sit clear up in the sky; the Democrats don't like the idea of Lord Marblehead being too close to the celebrities.
It was EarlG that green lighted stupid Beth to begin Scamdy wasn`t it or was it Elad?
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It was EarlG that green lighted stupid Beth to begin Scamdy wasn`t it or was it Elad?
It was Lord Marblehead EarlG who gave the green light to poor stupid Beth while Skins and Elad were out of the office.
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It was Lord Marblehead EarlG who gave the green light to poor stupid Beth while Skins and Elad were out of the office.
No wonder he keeps the little leprechaun on a tight leash and in clear sight now.
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No wonder he keeps the little leprechaun on a tight leash and in clear sight now.
Yeah, I guess I can see that now.
It was a choice between taking Lord Marblehead with him, leaving Elad behind to ably handle affairs in the executive suite, or taking Elad with him, leaving Lord Marblehead in the office to do something really stupid.
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Who the heck gives passes for 20 minutes?!
what can you accomplish in 20 minutes on the floor?
How is this some sort of special treatment? I would be insulted with a 20 minute pass.
This is just pathetic.
I'm speculating here, but perhaps the 20-minute pass was for the bathroom after the Dim powers that be caught Skimmer and sidekick dribbling from all the excitement. :coffee:
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021281549
Maybe they don`t want to really associate with the cesspool the DUmp is Skins. :loser:
Followed by a bunch of pics of Skins and EarlG looking like idiots.
Truth to the power. I've been reading the DUmp journal here: http://www.democraticunderground.com/dnc2012
Kookinuch is even shorter than Skinner, and both he and EarlG both have the same idiotic expression in every picture posted. They put the DUmp in the nosebleed section, wonder why?
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They put the DUmp in the nosebleed section, wonder why?
I bet it's because Lord Marblehead EarlG is considered not a safe person to have around celebrities.
Either that, or poor stupid Beth, the Bostonian Drunkard, and Atman did such a good job of ruining the reputation of Skins's island, that the Democrats don't want Skins's island to be widely known about.
I also bet the owner of the second-largest Democrat message board on the internet has a permanent pass, and a seat on the floor, near the front.
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I bet it's because Lord Marblehead EarlG is considered not a safe person to have around celebrities.
Either that, or poor stupid Beth, the Bostonian Drunkard, and Atman did such a good job of ruining the reputation of Skins's island, that the Democrats don't want Skins's island to be widely known about.
I also bet the owner of the second-largest Democrat message board on the internet has a permanent pass, and a seat on the floor, near the front.
I'll bet crazy JimRob could get a better seat than Skimmer's perch.
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I'll bet crazy JimRob could get a better seat than Skimmer's perch.
Remember, my fellow alum used to work for the Levin brothers (senator and congressman from Michigan), Joe Bidet, Ron Wyden (senator from Oregon, for whom Elad also apparently worked), and David Bonoir (congressman from Michigan), and Skins's wife, now retired to be a stay-at-home mother, used to be a big wheel staffer for some House Committee, the Democrat side.
Skins has got some clout, but for some reason it doesn't appear enough to get him more than a twenty-minute pass and a better seat. One wonders what's up with that.
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Everyone at the dem clusterbiden think screaming is best way to deliver a speech.
Here's a really funny one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKux363Dg64
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She was wearing a one-piece bathing suit. She had some facial hair, but much more on the backs of her shoulders and her legs.
What do you think her DU name is?
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Nadin, of course.
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When Skimmer hob nobs, he's always the nob.
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Earl G could be turned politically around if he had a Republican woman rock his world.
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Earl G could be turned politically around if he had a Republican woman rock his world.
Poor girl.