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Title: DNC Convention
Post by: docstew on September 04, 2012, 02:28:34 PM
I heard on the news that one of tonight's features will be a tribute to Jimmy Carter.

Here's hoping they play the "malaise" speech in full...  :popcorn:
Title: Re: DNC Convention
Post by: BigTex on September 04, 2012, 02:36:35 PM
Im ready to play the DNC drinking game

drink...
every time they mention Bush
every time they say "inherited" or "dealt a ____ hand"
every time they say "fair share"
every time they mention Paul Ryan or Ryan's budget
Title: Re: DNC Convention
Post by: docstew on September 04, 2012, 02:55:53 PM
Quote from: BigTex on September 04, 2012, 02:36:35 PM
Im ready to play the DNC drinking game

drink...
every time they mention Bush
every time they say "inherited" or "dealt a ____ hand"
every time they say "fair share"
every time they mention Paul Ryan or Ryan's budget

Try this with anything stronger than grenadine and you might die of alcohol poisoning before the night is over...
Title: Re: DNC Convention
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 04, 2012, 03:06:19 PM
Quote from: BigTex on September 04, 2012, 02:36:35 PM
Im ready to play the DNC drinking game

drink...
every time they mention Bush
every time they say "inherited" or "dealt a ____ hand"
every time they say "fair share"
every time they mention Paul Ryan or Ryan's budget

You'll be falling drunk before the first commercial.
Title: Re: DNC Convention
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on September 04, 2012, 03:10:06 PM
Extreme or extremist will be the buzz word this week.
Title: Re: DNC Convention
Post by: Jebby on September 04, 2012, 04:13:42 PM
I just hope the dancing is better than at the RNC

(http://gifsoup.com/view5/4067386/rnc-dancing-o.gif) (http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL3446A0B3DD442A7D&)
Title: Re: DNC Convention
Post by: Chris_ on September 04, 2012, 04:38:00 PM
Quote from: Jebby on September 04, 2012, 04:13:42 PM
I just hope the dancing is better than at the RNC

(http://gifsoup.com/view5/4067386/rnc-dancing-o.gif) (http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL3446A0B3DD442A7D&)
Republicans have a hard time dancing because of all the ill-gotten loot they have stuffed into their pockets.

</liberal talking points>
Title: Re: DNC Convention
Post by: Splashdown on September 04, 2012, 04:54:10 PM
(http://www.redstate.com/files/2012/09/DNC-Bingo.jpg)
Title: Re: DNC Convention
Post by: Freeper on September 04, 2012, 05:57:27 PM
Quote from: Splashdown on September 04, 2012, 04:54:10 PM
(http://www.redstate.com/files/2012/09/DNC-Bingo.jpg)

Hell you will have bingo in the first 30 seconds.  :-)
Title: Re: DNC Convention
Post by: seahorse513 on September 04, 2012, 08:56:44 PM
Quote from: BigTex on September 04, 2012, 02:36:35 PM
Im ready to play the DNC drinking game

drink...
every time they mention Bush
every time they say "inherited" or "dealt a ____ hand"
every time they say "fair share"
every time they mention Paul Ryan or Ryan's budget
dang you are gonna have a helluva of a hangover! :-)
Title: Re: DNC Convention
Post by: Jasonw560 on September 04, 2012, 09:28:39 PM
Someone tell me what Mr. Ed...er....Michelle says. I need to go to bed so I can get up early for work.
Title: Re: DNC Convention
Post by: Revolution on September 04, 2012, 10:10:34 PM
Quote from: BigTex on September 04, 2012, 02:36:35 PM
Im ready to play the DNC drinking game

drink...
every time they mention Bush
every time they say "inherited" or "dealt a ____ hand"
every time they say "fair share"
every time they mention Paul Ryan or Ryan's budget

"He put that bottle to his head, and pulled the trigger."
Title: Re: DNC Convention
Post by: thundley4 on September 04, 2012, 10:12:41 PM
Quote from: Revolution on September 04, 2012, 10:10:34 PM
"He put that bottle to his head, and pulled the trigger."

Whiskey lullaby?
Title: Re: DNC Convention
Post by: Revolution on September 04, 2012, 10:16:52 PM
Quote from: thundley4 on September 04, 2012, 10:12:41 PM
Whiskey lullaby?

Correct.  :lmao: