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Title: Is it time to put another dude up against the wall?
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on September 04, 2012, 06:04:20 AM
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prole_for_peace (1,968 posts)

I am so sick of my job as a tax accountant

 I don't think I can stand another client bitch and moan about their taxes. One of these guys took home $4m last year and had to pay $890k in taxes and you would think it was the end of the ****ing world. I would gladly change places with this guy and a lot of my other clients. They act like such martyrs and I want to scream and throw things.
 
And to make it even "better" one of the first thing my boss brings up in client meetings is the election and "Obamacare". Friday he was discussing the 2016 movie with one of my dentist clients and all I could do was sit there and doodle on my note pad.

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Title: Re: Is it time to put another dude up against the wall?
Post by: Big Dog on September 04, 2012, 06:25:50 AM
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prole_for_peace (1,968 posts)

One of these guys took home $4m last year and had to pay $890k in taxes and you would think it was the end of the ****ing world.

Oh, the horror! A businessman paid more than three quarters of a million dollars to keep your co-DUmpmonkeys and fellow travelers in Cheetos and contraceptives, and to use their EBT cards at casinos. How much did you invest in our country, DUmmy? You should be thanking that millionaire on behalf of the 49%. Maybe have him over to your house for dinner and a night with your old lady.

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I would gladly change places with this guy and a lot of my other clients.

Hey, proletariat-forever, why don't you join them instead of envying them? Nothing's holding you back but you, you whiny POS.
Title: Re: Is it time to put another dude up against the wall?
Post by: Gina on September 04, 2012, 06:46:22 AM
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prole_for_peace (1,968 posts)

I am so sick of my job as a tax accountant

 I don't think I can stand another client bitch and moan about their taxes. One of these guys took home $4m last year and had to pay $890k in taxes and you would think it was the end of the ****ing world. I would gladly change places with this guy and a lot of my other clients. They act like such martyrs and I want to scream and throw things.
 
And to make it even "better" one of the first thing my boss brings up in client meetings is the election and "Obamacare". Friday he was discussing the 2016 movie with one of my dentist clients and all I could do was sit there and doodle on my note pad.

I think whiney dickhead above should stand up for his beliefs and tell these clients that they should actually pay more and they should quit whining about the gov't stealing their money.  He needs to be 100% backing his party and their beliefs not running off to some message board and whining about it.
Title: Re: Is it time to put another dude up against the wall?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 04, 2012, 06:52:13 AM
I think whiney dickhead above should stand up for his beliefs and tell these clients that they should actually pay more and they should quit whining about the gov't stealing their money.  He needs to be 100% backing his party and their beliefs not running off to some message board and whining about it.

Especially when said message board espouses the belief that his clients need to pay more! :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Is it time to put another dude up against the wall?
Post by: Karin on September 04, 2012, 08:40:34 AM
Freshwest asks Prole if the guy had any government contracts.  He replied that he has a few with some schools. 

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Response to prole_for_peace (Reply #5)
Mon Sep 3, 2012, 10:26 PM
 freshwest (18,402 posts)
7. That's all tax money. And people complain about CEO bonuses. He lives off the tax payer,

But is too good to pay taxes. 

He paid $890,000 you idiot!  This is the equivalence they make in their heads.  Someone complaining about excessive taxes = They paid none.   That's where this "fair share" bullshit comes from.  It's false, and it makes no sense. 

I am glad that Prole has to spend each and every working hour in conservative hell.  Says there's 50 employees there, of which 3 are dems.  HA HA!!


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Response to prole_for_peace (Original post)
Mon Sep 3, 2012, 10:04 PM
 CountAllVotes (11,008 posts)
3.
*snip*

I am a retired bookkeeper myself and used to work for the rich living in their mansions and they like. I was their servant at work and they had a nanny at home that is the same nationality as myself. It was sickening. 

I put my time in long enough to be able to get a retirement check out of these rich SOB's. I advise you to bite the bullet during these times and get out as soon as you can.

Pretty easy on an internet board to tell someone to quit their job, isn't it?  Especially when you got a retirement check out of the rich SOB's. 

The tone of Countallvotes' post guarantees I will never hire a democrat. 
Title: Re: Is it time to put another dude up against the wall?
Post by: jukin on September 04, 2012, 09:42:24 AM
Where does this asshole work? Given his predilection to **** over his clients in the name of the all mighty government, I would fire his ass yesterday. Anybody think that this DUche is doing his best to save his clients money?  Wouldn't surprise me that his employer might just get a lawsuit or two for shirking their fiduciary responsibilities and for disclosing private information of the clients. 
Title: Re: Is it time to put another dude up against the wall?
Post by: Carl on September 04, 2012, 09:58:53 AM
I guess the only thing that would have made the OP happy is if he had paid it all in taxes to the point he only had the failures lot that the average DUmbass earns (or sponges from the government).
What a sad and miserable life to live if that is your obsession.
Title: Re: Is it time to put another dude up against the wall?
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on September 04, 2012, 10:27:36 AM
Hey, proletariat-forever, why don't you join them instead of envying them? Nothing's holding you back but you, you whiny POS.

But it's ha-a-ard!

Why won't they just let me be rich so I don't have to work anymore?</prole>
Title: Re: Is it time to put another dude up against the wall?
Post by: Splashdown on September 04, 2012, 10:33:45 AM
The guy's client paid more taxes than that prole will take home in 15 years. And it's still not enough.

I wouldn't want that guy doing my taxes. Just sayin.
Title: Re: Is it time to put another dude up against the wall?
Post by: DefiantSix on September 04, 2012, 10:40:05 AM
The guy's client paid more taxes than that prole will take home in 15 years. And it's still not enough.

I wouldn't want that guy doing my taxes. Just sayin.

The guy probably paid the Prole's boss more in fees than worthless prole makes in a year.

God, I love capitalism. :lmao:
Title: Re: Is it time to put another dude up against the wall?
Post by: JakeStyle on September 04, 2012, 10:40:15 AM
I suspect that prole is a a tax accountant only in his fantasies, kind of like how I'm a night elf druid when I play world of warcraft.
Title: Re: Is it time to put another dude up against the wall?
Post by: Zeus on September 04, 2012, 10:44:56 AM
I smell BS.  Folks making that kind of money usually don't have their taxes done by an ordinary accountant . They have their finances handled by tax attorneys. Also their income is such they are required to file quarterly returns.
Title: Re: Is it time to put another dude up against the wall?
Post by: Chris_ on September 04, 2012, 10:52:17 AM
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Mon Sep 3, 2012, 10:27 PM
 Warpy (64,445 posts)
8. Nobody disgusts me more than a tax whiner.

I'm living off a portfolio and pay quarterlies and I do my own damned taxes on April Fool's Day, after the first amended 1099s come in. I want to see what's going on.

Taxes are the way we support all the things we take for granted, from a 911 number to call to the roads to the traffic lights on them that help assure we get to our destination in one piece to the water we drink and cook with every day. I would far rather pay taxes than be on the hook for some profit driven corporate monopoly any old day. I know what monopolies do when they realize they have a captive customer pool with no choice but to use what they produce.

Tax whiners need to be shipped off to Somalia until they get the ****ing point.
If government stopped at water, 911 service, and roads, Warpy might have a point but liberals don't want to stop there.  She can take her Somalia threat and Obama's $5 Trillion in new debt and shove it where the sun don't shine.
Title: Re: Is it time to put another dude up against the wall?
Post by: obumazombie on September 04, 2012, 10:56:28 AM
Guaranteed Warpy didn't pay $890,000.00. Not even a tenth of that. Until she does, she hasn't walked a mile in anyone's moccasins.
Title: Re: Is it time to put another dude up against the wall?
Post by: NHSparky on September 04, 2012, 10:58:58 AM
If Warpy does her taxes as well as she makes pies and jams, she's teetering dangerously close to a very long stint in a federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison.
Title: Re: Is it time to put another dude up against the wall?
Post by: miskie on September 04, 2012, 02:03:59 PM
So, the guy paid about 23% in taxes ? And this is a problem ?
Title: Re: Is it time to put another dude up against the wall?
Post by: RobJohnson on September 04, 2012, 02:40:32 PM
So, the guy paid about 23% in taxes ? And this is a problem ?


I didn't think rich people paid taxes?  :lmao:
Title: Re: Is it time to put another dude up against the wall?
Post by: BadCat on September 04, 2012, 03:21:49 PM
Where does this asshole work? Given his predilection to **** over his clients in the name of the all mighty government, I would fire his ass yesterday. Anybody think that this DUche is doing his best to save his clients money?  Wouldn't surprise me that his employer might just get a lawsuit or two for shirking their fiduciary responsibilities and for disclosing private information of the clients. 

I don't know where he works, but I'll wager our research division can find out.
Title: Re: Is it time to put another dude up against the wall?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 04, 2012, 03:51:26 PM
I don't know where he works, but I'll wager our research division can find out.

I see no reason not to 'walldud' this one.
Title: Re: Is it time to put another dude up against the wall?
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 04, 2012, 03:58:42 PM
This guy is no more a tax accountant with rich clients than DUmmy PCIntern is a rich Philadelphia dentist, or than nadin is an authority on nuclear power.

At most he could be a seasonal H&R Block drone, but not likely.

He just wanted to do some Pam Dawsonesque bragging about his imaginary job, generate a little envy, and toss in a couple of bouncies for DUmp cred.
Title: Re: Is it time to put another dude up against the wall?
Post by: I_B_Perky on September 04, 2012, 04:41:34 PM
Where does this asshole work? Given his predilection to **** over his clients in the name of the all mighty government, I would fire his ass yesterday. Anybody think that this DUche is doing his best to save his clients money?  Wouldn't surprise me that his employer might just get a lawsuit or two for shirking their fiduciary responsibilities and for disclosing private information of the clients. 

Work? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

OK let's take him at his word that he does work... or at least has a job. If he does then this asswipe dummie is no tax accountant or any other kind of accountant for that matter. He is probably the janitor or the front desk clerk.
Title: Re: Is it time to put another dude up against the wall?
Post by: Randy on September 04, 2012, 05:14:34 PM
So, the guy paid about 23% in taxes ? And this is a problem ?

It wasn't 93% so the DUmp monkeys screech and fling poo.
Title: Re: Is it time to put another dude up against the wall?
Post by: Mr Mannn on September 04, 2012, 06:07:35 PM
IF this guy really is a tax accountant then he has released personal information that could get his company sued big time. First the amount of taxes paid, and then that his client has govt contracts.

THIS one is a guy that needs to be outed. Hope you're reading this, Prole. I suggest you send a PM to Cali.
Title: Re: Is it time to put another dude up against the wall?
Post by: Jasonw560 on September 04, 2012, 06:17:15 PM
If there ever is someone who needs to be Wallduded, it's this idiot.
Title: Re: Is it time to put another dude up against the wall?
Post by: Doc Savage on September 04, 2012, 06:21:44 PM
I guess that this accountant is making sure that his customer is getting ALL the tax deductions that they are entitled too.  Wonder if that mullet head has any posts about Romneys tax returns on the Island.  Something tells me that even though it would like to slam Romey, it knows that everything that Mitt is doing is legal under the current tax code.
Title: Re: Is it time to put another dude up against the wall?
Post by: Evil_Conservative on September 04, 2012, 06:28:06 PM
You know, maybe you shouldn't talk about your clients outside of work.  I hope karma comes back and bites you in the ass.
Title: Re: Is it time to put another dude up against the wall?
Post by: Duke Nukum on September 04, 2012, 07:37:08 PM
A DUmmie employed is a very temporary thing.
Title: Re: Is it time to put another dude up against the wall?
Post by: jukin on September 04, 2012, 07:59:40 PM
Guaranteed Warpy didn't pay $890,000.00. Not even a tenth of that. Until she does, she hasn't walked a mile in anyone's moccasins.

Try paying .01% but even then you would be wrong. The DUche gets money. that is why they are the enemy.
Title: Re: Is it time to put another dude up against the wall?
Post by: DefiantSix on September 04, 2012, 10:19:44 PM
A DUmmie employed is a very temporary thing.

Random pee testing tends to have that effect. :stoner:
Title: Re: Is it time to put another dude up against the wall?
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 04, 2012, 10:42:19 PM
I guess that this accountant is making sure that his customer is getting ALL the tax deductions that they are entitled too. 
All the FAIR deductions they are entitled to. He'll ignore the unfair ones that poor people can't take. Social justice.
Title: Re: Is it time to put another dude up against the wall?
Post by: obumazombie on September 05, 2012, 12:36:50 AM
All the FAIR deductions they are entitled to. He'll ignore the unfair ones that poor people can't take. Social justice.
Social justice isn't really justice at all. It's reparations.
Title: Re: Is it time to put another dude up against the wall?
Post by: notaDUmmie on September 05, 2012, 05:14:32 AM
Social justice isn't really justice at all. It's reparations.

Exactly.