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Title: Facebook meme: 'If you can afford beer...you don't need food stamps or welfare'
Post by: CactusCarlos on September 02, 2012, 09:01:00 PM
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Facebook meme: 'If you can afford beer...you don't need food stamps or welfare'

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It's from a Facebook conservative page "100 percent FED up" whose mission is: "We will not fall victim to the liberal message of the main stream media, Hollywood and its subversive messaging, divisive liberal activists and politicians. They have an agenda...and it doesn't include Life, Liberty or the Pursuit of your Happiness!" Friend just shared this graphic.

What would be a rational response to this nonsense, besides "So you're just going to let them starve to death?"

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jaysunb (7,644 posts)
1. Friend ??? n/t

Freeper Troll!  :rotf:
Title: Re: Facebook meme: 'If you can afford beer...you don't need food stamps or welfare'
Post by: Big Dog on September 02, 2012, 09:16:23 PM
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alp227 (16,238 posts)

What would be a rational response to this nonsense, besides "So you're just going to let them starve to death?"

My response to that bit of pap is, "Yes. Bad choices lead to bad consequences."
Title: Re: Facebook meme: 'If you can afford beer...you don't need food stamps or welfare'
Post by: Freeper on September 02, 2012, 09:22:00 PM
Well DUmmies what part of that is untrue?

If you can afford all those things then why should we pay your grocery bill?
You don't need Beer, drugs, cigarettes, manicures and tattoos to survive.
They forgot I Phones.

Title: Re: Facebook meme: 'If you can afford beer...you don't need food stamps or welfare'
Post by: Freeper on September 02, 2012, 09:34:32 PM
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Curtland1015 (3,749 posts)
11. If you're poor, you don't deserve even a moment of pleasure.

Got it.

Then manage your money so you can have a moment of pleasure, don't come and demand that we buy your groceries.

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BlueStreak (373 posts)
8. I would agree with most of it, but point out that

most people receiving assistance are not living high on the hog as this quote implies.

This is essentially Reagan's "Welfare Cadillac" crap all over again.

I would ask him to provide data to support his contention that this is typical of those receiving assistance.

I don't have data, but have seen many people using the EBT card while yacking away on their I Phone.

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Terra Alta (2,534 posts)
16. food stamps can't be used to buy beer or cigarettes

at least not in NC.

And why should only the wealthy and well-off have luxuries? Poor people should be allowed to have some fun, too.

They get the money somewhere, the whole point is, if they have the cash for that stuff that could be used to buy food. You know they could be responsible.
I'm sorry I have no sympathy if you are yacking away on your I Phone while buying beer, cigarettes and lotto tickets then complain you can't afford food. At some point you have to responsible for your self.
Title: Re: Facebook meme: 'If you can afford beer...you don't need food stamps or welfare'
Post by: Evil_Conservative on September 02, 2012, 10:25:23 PM
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"So you're just going to let them starve to death?"

Yes.
Title: Re: Facebook meme: 'If you can afford beer...you don't need food stamps or welfare'
Post by: Big Dog on September 02, 2012, 10:36:49 PM
Yes.

A woman after my own heart!

 :greet:
Title: Re: Facebook meme: 'If you can afford beer...you don't need food stamps or welfare'
Post by: longview on September 02, 2012, 10:38:33 PM
What is so difficult to understand?
Title: Re: Facebook meme: 'If you can afford beer...you don't need food stamps or welfare'
Post by: obumazombie on September 02, 2012, 10:39:17 PM
Yes.
I would let them have all the nourishment that beer, drugs, tobacco, and tattoos would provide.
Title: Re: Facebook meme: 'If you can afford beer...you don't need food stamps or welfare'
Post by: Mike220 on September 02, 2012, 10:39:39 PM
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"So you're just going to let them starve to death?"

After the conversation I had today with my mom about my sister and her husband, I'd be cool with that.
Title: Re: Facebook meme: 'If you can afford beer...you don't need food stamps or welfare'
Post by: Celtic Rose on September 02, 2012, 10:42:13 PM
As recently as last year I saw an ATM in a nail salon with a sign saying "EBT Cards Accepted"  

I don't mind my tax money going to feed people going through a short term crisis, I do object it being used to feed people who make poor financial decisions.  I have to make tough decisions on where to spend my money, and will likely have to continue to live on a budget for a fair number of years in the future to pay off school loans and get some money saved up, why should others be rewarded for a lack of responsibility.

Smoking could easily cost a person several thousand dollars per year.  Why should I pay for somebody's food bill if they are choosing to spend their money on cigarettes?
Title: Re: Facebook meme: 'If you can afford beer...you don't need food stamps or welfare'
Post by: Celtic Rose on September 02, 2012, 10:43:39 PM
Yes.

If they get hungry enough, they'll decide to spend some of their money on food.
Title: Re: Facebook meme: 'If you can afford beer...you don't need food stamps or welfare'
Post by: obumazombie on September 02, 2012, 10:44:48 PM
If they get hungry enough, they'll decide to spend some of their money on food.
I have met very few if any adult Americans that couldn't afford to skip a meal or two.
Title: Re: Facebook meme: 'If you can afford beer...you don't need food stamps or welfare'
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on September 02, 2012, 11:58:11 PM
I have met very few if any adult Americans that couldn't afford to skip a meal or two.

That, is true.
Title: Re: Facebook meme: 'If you can afford beer...you don't need food stamps or welfare'
Post by: Bad Dog on September 03, 2012, 12:15:03 AM
Trying to remember that old saying...Money can't buy happiness but it can rent it.
Title: Re: Facebook meme: 'If you can afford beer...you don't need food stamps or welfare'
Post by: Chris_ on September 03, 2012, 12:37:04 AM
Money may not buy happiness, but it makes being miserable a lot easier.
Title: Re: Facebook meme: 'If you can afford beer...you don't need food stamps or welfare'
Post by: LC EFA on September 03, 2012, 01:32:49 AM
Money may not buy happiness, but it makes being miserable a lot easier.

Whoever said that money can't buy happiness clearly needed instruction in gluttony and hedonism.
Title: Re: Facebook meme: 'If you can afford beer...you don't need food stamps or welfare'
Post by: txradioguy on September 03, 2012, 04:45:16 AM
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Curtland1015 (3,749 posts)
11. If you're poor, you don't deserve even a moment of pleasure.

Got it.

The "poor" in this country have X Box's cell phones cars and internet.

Exactly what "moment of pleasure" are we denying them?
Title: Re: Facebook meme: 'If you can afford beer...you don't need food stamps or welfare'
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 03, 2012, 06:37:54 AM
The "poor" in this country have X Box's cell phones cars and internet.

Exactly what "moment of pleasure" are we denying them?

A 50' yacht, slip fees and free gas.
Title: Re: Facebook meme: 'If you can afford beer...you don't need food stamps or welfare'
Post by: Doc Savage on September 03, 2012, 07:32:00 AM
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Terra Alta (2,534 posts)
16. food stamps can't be used to buy beer or cigarettes

at least not in NC.

And why should only the wealthy and well-off have luxuries? Poor people should be allowed to have some fun, too.

At over 5 bucks a pack for branded cigs, and at least 4 bucks a six pack, going by my consumption as a young guy, that would equate to 1 pack per day ($150) per month and at least a case of beer per week ($64) per month for a average of over $200 per month.  Now, $200 bucks can buy a fair amount of groceries.  Not going to be eating steak and cappers, but you can eat OK. 

Better yet, why not use that 200 windfall to get back and forth to the trade school and learn how to weld or do HVAC, plumbing or electrical.  I can never get a contractor to come to do a job in a timely manner, seems they are always too busy

And after paying for finish carpenters and plumbers, they seem to make a pretty good wage. 
Title: Re: Facebook meme: 'If you can afford beer...you don't need food stamps or welfare'
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 03, 2012, 07:35:13 AM
Better yet, why not use that 200 windfall to get back and forth to the trade school and learn how to weld or do HVAC, plumbing or electrical.  I can never get a contractor to come to do a job in a timely manner, seems they are always too busy

And after paying for finish carpenters and plumbers, they seem to make a pretty good wage. 

Four letters, Doc--

W O R K
Title: Re: Facebook meme: 'If you can afford beer...you don't need food stamps or welfare'
Post by: NHSparky on September 03, 2012, 07:56:41 AM
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most people receiving assistance are not living high on the hog as this quote implies.

LINK (http://www.zerohedge.com/article/entitlement-america-head-household-making-minimum-wage-has-more-disposable-income-family-mak)

Emmerich analyzes disposable income and economic benefits among several key income classes and comes to the stunning (and verifiable) conclusion that "a one-parent family of three making $14,500 a year (minimum wage) has more disposable income than a family making $60,000 a year." And that excludes benefits from Supplemental Security Income disability checks.
Title: Re: Facebook meme: 'If you can afford beer...you don't need food stamps or welfare'
Post by: diesel driver on September 03, 2012, 08:16:30 AM
I have met very few if any adult Americans that couldn't afford to skip a meal or two.

Hey!

I resemble that remark!   :lol:
Title: Re: Facebook meme: 'If you can afford beer...you don't need food stamps or welfare'
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on September 03, 2012, 09:46:44 AM
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Terra Alta (2,534 posts)
16. food stamps can't be used to buy beer or cigarettes

at least not in NC.

And why should only the wealthy and well-off have luxuries?

Is your brain always in 'Park,' or do you actually believe in the Big Rock Candy Mountain?
Title: Re: Facebook meme: 'If you can afford beer...you don't need food stamps or welfare'
Post by: NHSparky on September 03, 2012, 10:00:07 AM
Actually, DAT, she **is** correct that FOOD STAMPS can't be used for beer or cigarettes.

But EBT public assistance can, and often is.
Title: Re: Facebook meme: 'If you can afford beer...you don't need food stamps or welfare'
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on September 03, 2012, 10:07:56 AM
Actually, DAT, she **is** correct that FOOD STAMPS can't be used for beer or cigarettes.

But EBT public assistance can, and often is.


I was referring to the last line, which is why I clipped the excerpt where I did.
Title: Re: Facebook meme: 'If you can afford beer...you don't need food stamps or welfare'
Post by: jukin on September 03, 2012, 10:16:54 AM
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I don't have data, but have seen many people using the EBT card while yacking away on their I Phone.

Or getting into a relatively new car or truck that has 20 inch rims. Also add in the latest $200 sneakers.

For being the so called smartest people on the earth they can't do simple arithmetic.
Title: Re: Facebook meme: 'If you can afford beer...you don't need food stamps or welfare'
Post by: Skul on September 03, 2012, 10:31:45 AM

This one caused a mini-s**tstorm.

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MotherPetrie (119 posts)
5. Seriously, how can you argue with it?

I'm a firm believer in providing for the poor and I believe no one should go to bed hungry because they can't afford to buy food.

But if my tax dollars are helping to feed your hungry mouth, it better NOT be because you are blowing what money you do have that you could use to buy your own food on unnecessary luxuries like booze, cigarettes, manicures, and tattoos.

I'm as liberal as they come and I do object to that.
Around and around they went. 
Sixty related comments to that one post.


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nobodyspecial (1,294 posts)
70. You can't buy cigarettes or booze with your food stamp card
Manicure and tattoo parlors don't accept food stamp cards either so I guess this really isn't an issue.

While true, let me show the DUmmie something....
"Psst, buddy, let me swipe my EBT card for that $40 worth of food you have, if you give me $30 cash."
That's how it's done, DUmmie. 
 
 
Title: Re: Facebook meme: 'If you can afford beer...you don't need food stamps or welfare'
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on September 03, 2012, 10:42:49 AM
This one caused a mini-s**tstorm.
Around and around they went. 
Sixty related comments to that one post.

 
While true, let me show the DUmmie something....
"Psst, buddy, let me swipe my EBT card for that $40 worth of food you have, if you give me $30 cash."
That's how it's done, DUmmie. 
 
 


MotherPetrie's point was even more direct, it's not even that they necessarily misuse the EBT cards, it's that having the EBT card alleviates the need for them to spend their own money on their necessities, like everyone else has to do.
Title: Re: Facebook meme: 'If you can afford beer...you don't need food stamps or welfare'
Post by: obumazombie on September 03, 2012, 10:47:37 AM
Money can't make you happy, but lack of money can make you very unhappy.
Title: Re: Facebook meme: 'If you can afford beer...you don't need food stamps or welfare'
Post by: MrsSmith on September 03, 2012, 10:52:46 AM
I've been poor, desperately poor, poor enough to roll pennies to buy antibiotics for my third child every time he got a new ear infection.

At that time, I didn't have a cell phone.  I didn't drink alcohol.  I didn't smoke.  I didn't use illegal drugs.  I didn't get manicures or tattoos.  (I didn't get food stamps or any other welfare, either.)

My kids didn't have the best of the best, but they did have 3 meals a day, clothes, shoes, bikes, toys, and a game deck.  They got birthday and Christmas presents.  They earned allowances and saved for things I couldn't afford to buy them.

I absolutely agree with the OP.  If welfare recipients can afford drugs, alcohol, cigarettes, manicures and tattoos, they don't need to be on welfare.  They need to grow up and pay their own bills.
Title: Re: Facebook meme: 'If you can afford beer...you don't need food stamps or welfare'
Post by: vesta111 on September 03, 2012, 10:54:04 AM
LINK (http://www.zerohedge.com/article/entitlement-america-head-household-making-minimum-wage-has-more-disposable-income-family-mak)

Emmerich analyzes disposable income and economic benefits among several key income classes and comes to the stunning (and verifiable) conclusion that "a one-parent family of three making $14,500 a year (minimum wage) has more disposable income than a family making $60,000 a year." And that excludes benefits from Supplemental Security Income disability checks.

Actually Sparkey is correct.   At least back in the 1980's.      Ghetto, mother or grandma with 2 kids, section 8 housing, food stamps, + live in boyfriend with a job.  [ back then the children's father had to be gone but a boyfriend was OK.]----Boy friends salary was not taken into consideration.  Free health care for the mother and kids, 2 free meals at school and all kinds of after school activity's from the towns.-----opened only to the kids who were  called disadvantaged.

Free tickets to amusement parks for the kids and family,   free movie passes and free food from the local churches and free food from the government.    It was a hay day of close to free for all aboard.  

Things began to change in the 1990's, greed came about for everyone.   Banks would now sell homes at prices that were near the mortgage of section 8 costs.   Ghetto livers jumped at the chance to own their own homes with out realising they now had to pay out of pocket the utilities, heat and air, electricity, water and sewage and do their own repairs, and taxes.  

All those years of living in apartments where every thing was paid for them was a  --Oh Crap moment.       They found as home owners their kids were no longer eligible for all the free stuff they had received in the past.    SO  thousands walked away from the homes of their dreams to head back to the Ghetto section 8 apartments and all the free stuff they had grown up with and were raising their kids to expect.
Title: Re: Facebook meme: 'If you can afford beer...you don't need food stamps or welfare'
Post by: Skul on September 03, 2012, 11:00:13 AM
MotherPetrie's point was even more direct, it's not even that they necessarily misuse the EBT cards, it's that having the EBT card alleviates the need for them to spend their own money on their necessities, like everyone else has to do.
Very true, DAT. MotherP pointed that out, and the DUmp crew blew it off.
To me, a luxury is a want, that I can't afford after I pay for needs.
I can afford some of my wants, not all of them.
The unwashed primitives demand their wants, come before their needs.
Title: Re: Facebook meme: 'If you can afford beer...you don't need food stamps or welfare'
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 03, 2012, 11:15:33 AM
Very true, DAT. MotherP pointed that out, and the DUmp crew blew it off.
To me, a luxury is a want, that I can't afford after I pay for needs.
I can afford some of my wants, not all of them.
The unwashed primitives demand their wants, come before their needs.


One of the long-time-sober guys in my AA group has told me (and others in the group), "My needs will be met by my Higher Power.  If my wants were met, I'd be drunk again in a heartbeat.  It's a good thing that my wants aren't met.  The same probably will apply to you."
Title: Re: Facebook meme: 'If you can afford beer...you don't need food stamps or welfare'
Post by: dandi on September 03, 2012, 11:22:07 AM
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NYC_SKP (43,260 posts)
47. IF YOU CAN AFFORD VACATION HOMES AND THREE PLUS CARS, YOU DON'T NEED TAX BREAKS.

ahem.

Ahem, yes. You're an idiot. False analogy. The money that people keep via lower taxes is THEIR'S TO BEGIN WITH.

What part of that don't you get, moron?
Title: Re: Facebook meme: 'If you can afford beer...you don't need food stamps or welfare'
Post by: BattleHymn on September 03, 2012, 11:24:28 AM
Is your brain always in 'Park,' or do you actually believe in the Big Rock Candy Mountain?

H5.  

For you lurking primitives that never heard of the mythical Big Rocky Candy Mountains (a primitive's wet dream), here you go:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqowmHgxVJQ[/youtube]

Title: Re: Facebook meme: 'If you can afford beer...you don't need food stamps or welfare'
Post by: obumazombie on September 03, 2012, 11:27:57 AM
One of the long-time-sober guys in my AA group has told me (and others in the group), "My needs will be met by my Higher Power.  If my wants were met, I'd be drunk again in a heartbeat.  It's a good thing that my wants aren't met.  The same probably will apply to you."
The farther we are in our walk, the more exposure we have to our higher power, the more coincidental our needs and wants become.
Title: Re: Facebook meme: 'If you can afford beer...you don't need food stamps or welfare'
Post by: Evil_Conservative on September 03, 2012, 12:03:50 PM
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NYC_SKP (43,260 posts)
47. IF YOU CAN AFFORD VACATION HOMES AND THREE PLUS CARS, YOU DON'T NEED TAX BREAKS.

ahem.

Wow.

So if I went out and bought a 15 year old car as a "beater", my family would no longer be allowed tax breaks?  We have two cars and one house.  Or does your "logic" only apply if we had three cars and two or more houses?
Title: Re: Facebook meme: 'If you can afford beer...you don't need food stamps or welfare'
Post by: MrsSmith on September 03, 2012, 12:16:21 PM
Wow.

So if I went out and bought a 15 year old car as a "beater", my family would no longer be allowed tax breaks?  We have two cars and one house.  Or does your "logic" only apply if we had three cars and two or more houses?
I think the poster really meant, "If you have more than I do, you don't deserve to keep the money you earn!!!"
Title: Re: Facebook meme: 'If you can afford beer...you don't need food stamps or welfare'
Post by: Big Dog on September 03, 2012, 12:23:48 PM
I think the poster really meant, "If you have more than I do, you don't deserve to keep the money you earn!!!"

Insightful and right to the point, MrsS.

Hi5.
Title: Re: Facebook meme: 'If you can afford beer...you don't need food stamps or welfare'
Post by: 67 Rover on September 03, 2012, 12:37:40 PM
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nobodyspecial (1,294 posts)
70. You can't buy cigarettes or booze with your food stamp card
Manicure and tattoo parlors don't accept food stamp cards either so I guess this really isn't an issue.


Even in Massachusetts EBT fraud got so bad that an overwhelmingly democrat congress just passed some small token bill to combat it. 
Over 20,000 cards are replaced every month due to "loss" or "stolen" claims and surprisingly the original card is not shut off.

Keep in mind that you are actually allowed to use an EBT card for Casinos, lottery tickets, tattoo parlors, porn shops, liquor stores, bail, strip joints, nail salons, gas stations, cruise ships and the one that irks me the most is that there is no problem using your Massachusetts cards in Hawaii and Florida.

Just a few examples of fraud:

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/heroin-dealer-allegedly-posts-bail-with-his-ebt-card/

http://watchdog.org/43198/ebt-fraud-and-abuse-looking-past-your-state/

http://www.mass.gov/ago/news-and-updates/press-releases/2012/2012-04-19-ebt-investigation.html

http://www.examiner.com/article/swipe-your-ebt-for-porn-and-tattoos-as-massachusetts-vetos-food-stamp-reform


Law recently passed:
http://www.masslive.com/politics/index.ssf/2012/04/bipartisan_group_of_massachuse.html


Title: Re: Facebook meme: 'If you can afford beer...you don't need food stamps or welfare'
Post by: obumazombie on September 03, 2012, 12:39:09 PM
What's this ? There's fraud in welfare. Say it isn't so.
Title: Re: Facebook meme: 'If you can afford beer...you don't need food stamps or welfare'
Post by: Freeper on September 03, 2012, 12:40:58 PM

Even in Massachusetts EBT fraud got so bad that an overwhelmingly democrat congress just passed some small token bill to combat it. 
Over 20,000 cards are replaced every month due to "loss" or "stolen" claims and surprisingly the original card is not shut off.

Keep in mind that you are actually allowed to use an EBT card for Casinos, lottery tickets, tattoo parlors, porn shops, liquor stores, bail, strip joints, nail salons, gas stations, cruise ships and the one that irks me the most is that there is no problem using your Massachusetts cards in Hawaii and Florida.

Just a few examples of fraud:

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/heroin-dealer-allegedly-posts-bail-with-his-ebt-card/

http://watchdog.org/43198/ebt-fraud-and-abuse-looking-past-your-state/

http://www.mass.gov/ago/news-and-updates/press-releases/2012/2012-04-19-ebt-investigation.html

http://www.examiner.com/article/swipe-your-ebt-for-porn-and-tattoos-as-massachusetts-vetos-food-stamp-reform


Law recently passed:
http://www.masslive.com/politics/index.ssf/2012/04/bipartisan_group_of_massachuse.html




I seem to recall that just recently California made it so they couldn't use EBT cards on cruise ships and in casinos.
Title: Re: Facebook meme: 'If you can afford beer...you don't need food stamps or welfare'
Post by: 67 Rover on September 03, 2012, 02:27:24 PM
I seem to recall that just recently California made it so they couldn't use EBT cards on cruise ships and in casinos.
Heartless bastards. Poor people need to have some fun too.
Title: Re: Facebook meme: 'If you can afford beer...you don't need food stamps or welfare'
Post by: Zeus on September 03, 2012, 02:32:35 PM
Quite a few families Financial problems isn't a lack of finances it's a lack of priorities and discipline.
Title: Re: Facebook meme: 'If you can afford beer...you don't need food stamps or welfare'
Post by: obumazombie on September 03, 2012, 10:26:50 PM
Quite a few families Financial problems isn't a lack of finances it's a lack of priorities and discipline.
Uh oh. Somebody went there. Now the cat is out of the bag. Let's see if it can be stuffed back in.
Title: Re: Facebook meme: 'If you can afford beer...you don't need food stamps or welfare'
Post by: LC EFA on September 04, 2012, 01:32:03 AM
Quite a few families Financial problems isn't a lack of finances it's a lack of priorities and discipline.

Not exactly a lack of priorities ; more an incorrect assignment thereof.
Title: Re: Facebook meme: 'If you can afford beer...you don't need food stamps or welfare'
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 04, 2012, 04:32:54 AM
Not exactly a lack of priorities ; more an incorrect assignment thereof.


Exactly.  Escaping reality, via whatever means, is far, far more important than confronting reality, to them.
Title: Re: Facebook meme: 'If you can afford beer...you don't need food stamps or welfare'
Post by: Mike B the Cajun on September 04, 2012, 05:46:56 AM
Uh oh. Somebody went there. Now the cat is out of the bag. Let's see if it can be stuffed back in.

To quote franksolich,
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What has been seen cannot be unseen.

(or something like that)   :-)
Title: Re: Facebook meme: 'If you can afford beer...you don't need food stamps or welfare'
Post by: Karin on September 04, 2012, 08:05:40 AM
They're always breezily saying "oh poor people need fun too."  It's on someone else's money, not theirs.  Because they refuse to leave the bubble, they don't realize that a hell of lot of people don't think the way they do.  It is outrageous to have to provide for beer and smokes.  And yeah, NY just tightened up this sort of thing, like MA and CA, but good Lord, how much money have we flushed away? 

DUmmies, when those of us who work drive around at the beginning of the month, on the job, and see scads of scruffy people drinking beer at their picnic tables in their filthy yards, it starts to piss us off.  Clean yourself up, and get a freaking job.  Your buzz is not my responsibility.