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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on September 02, 2012, 07:04:20 AM
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Philosoraptor (14,767 posts)
The bush/romney plan: Steal the election. Start a war. Rob the money.
And of course, shut down the dept. of education, shut down planned parenthood, eliminate medicare and social security, cave in to the maniac tea baggers and whacko religious assholes.
First steal the election with the help of trickery, and having special friends in high places. Then while robbing the treasury, kick off another war or two, possibly with a terrorist attack as incentive. (read 'allowed' to happen)
Then declare war on those nations unfortunate enough to live in oil producing areas. Wail about national security and freedom and democracy, and of course hide all the dead soldiers.
Make a lot of rambling, incoherent speeches with huge, embarassing gaffes and endless lies. Have your wife regularly insult the poor and less fortunate.
Then steal re-election with the help of trickery, and having special friends in high places. Rinse and repeat.
Then drive the nation into montsrous debt, tell the least among us to go **** themselves, piss off the whole world, and of course take as much money as you can, while you can before the shit hits the fan.
This is exactly what they have planned, it worked so well the last time, why not just do it again?
malaise (96,740 posts)
1. Don't forget
Loot the government - privatize to cronies and sub-contract anything you can to your sheeple even when it costs taxpayers more.
Philosoraptor (14,767 posts)
2. I hope Americans won't just sit there and take it like they did with bush
I was dissappointed in our nation's reaction to the 8 years of bush jr., I hope we have more gumption now, but I'm pessimistic.
southernyankeebelle (7,227 posts)
3. Romney and Ryan sound like the gunmen from the wild wild west wanting to win the white house
and using it like a saloon. The corporations are their sidekicks. We are the town they want to take over. Just think movies in the wild west days. That what it feels like.
Maybe the reason you idiots can't win is because you keep pitching these bizarre fantasies and when the middlers look around it doesn't match anything you say.
Meanwhile, we tell them that you want to clamp down on our lives with ever-increasing control to siphon off what they work for to feed fantasies that will never work...
...and they can see it actually happening!
Con Men can make a sale once but if you want to stay in business you have to provide what you advertise.
http://sync.democraticunderground.com/10021253138
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What sort of drugs is PhallusScraper on, anyway? :mental: :overreaction:
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What sort of drugs is PhallusScraper on, anyway? :mental: :overreaction:
My fingers would be bloody nubs by the time I typed that out! :lmao:
The list of drugs PhallusShaker is NOT taking is considerably shorter.
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Then declare war on those nations unfortunate enough to live in oil producing areas. Wail about national security and freedom and democracy, and of course hide all the dead soldiers.
Dude, if that was the true intent of the neocons, then Canada would have been annexed a long time ago.
:yawn: This is just painful to read.
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Thank goodness they haven't learned of plan "Free Flight". The plan to offer one way tickets to the communist utopia of their choice.
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That was my fault. I left the secret plans on the table at Chick-Fil-A on my way to inspect my new classroom at the liberal re-education camp.
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If you wackos would let us drill here at home then we wouldn't need to have wars for oil. Did you goons ever think of that?
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Wail about national security hope and freedom change and democracy racism, and of course hide all the dead soldiers.
Sounds a lot more like our current White House resident. :lmao:
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It'd be nice if "RMoney" would just bypass all the goons who think as DUmp monkiez do, and just decided to drill HERE where we should be drilling. Then he can sit back, and watch the left's collective heads explode, Freep. :-)
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PREDICTION:
Premise - War with Iran is inevitable. Israel has to attack and that drags us into it regardless. The left will reflexively claim it is a war for oil.
Premise - President Romney will open America's oil resources ruining their initial claim.
Conclusion - The new anti-war rallying cry will be: America is trying to monopolize all global oil resources to hold the world hostage because we are the new Nazi Germany bent on global conquest
Anyone wanna bet against me?
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What's the over/under? :-)
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PREDICTION:
Premise - War with Iran is inevitable. Israel has to attack and that drags us into it regardless. The left will reflexively claim it is a war for oil.
Premise - President Romney will open America's oil resources ruining their initial claim.
Conclusion - The new anti-war rallying cry will be: America is trying to monopolize all global oil resources to hold the world hostage because we are the new Nazi Germany bent on global conquest
Anyone wanna bet against me?
I wouldn't bet you a single penny against that.
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:yawn: This is just painful to read.
When teh stoopid goes right to Plaid, it's almost nauseous.
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DUmmies are soooo stoopid. They totally forgot the re-education/death camps for liberals.
How can you expose a secret plan with stumbling across that little gem, And here I signed up for the position of sadistic guard and this is the thanks I get.
Philosoraptor, the moment you walk in my camp you get 30 days in the cooler. Its a sheet metal box with speakers that play the audio version of the Bible. By the time I'm done with you, you will be a hard working member of the Theocracy. All Hail the Theocracy!
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PREDICTION:
Premise - War with Iran is inevitable. Israel has to attack and that drags us into it regardless. The left will reflexively claim it is a war for oil.
Premise - President Romney will open America's oil resources ruining their initial claim.
Conclusion - The new anti-war rallying cry will be: America is trying to monopolize all global oil resources to hold the world hostage because we are the new Nazi Germany bent on global conquest
Anyone wanna bet against me?
Nope. But, I would add that we will also be an intergalactic empire.....or something. I am waiting for Darth Romney, blah blah...blah blah...blah.
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DUmmies are soooo stoopid. They totally forgot the re-education/death camps for liberals.
How can you expose a secret plan with stumbling across that little gem, And here I signed up for the position of sadistic guard and this is the thanks I get.
Philosoraptor, the moment you walk in my camp you get 30 days in the cooler. Its a sheet metal box with speakers that play the audio version of the Bible. By the time I'm done with you, you will be a hard working member of the Theocracy. All Hail the Theocracy!
My camp has conservative talk radio blaring all day, every day. From every speaker everywhere.
Philosoraptor has a room ready in the Limbaugh wing.
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DUmmies are soooo stoopid. They totally forgot the re-education/death camps for liberals.
How can you expose a secret plan with stumbling across that little gem, And here I signed up for the position of sadistic guard and this is the thanks I get.
Philosoraptor, the moment you walk in my camp you get 30 days in the cooler. Its a sheet metal box with speakers that play the audio version of the Bible. By the time I'm done with you, you will be a hard working member of the Theocracy. All Hail the Theocracy!
I'm holding out for:
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BXiLAmoEpMI/SQpcHqTluGI/AAAAAAAACUY/-9Jga3pUpg4/s320/Executioner.png)
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And of course, shut down the dept. of education, shut down planned parenthood, eliminate medicare and social security, cave in to the maniac tea baggers and whacko religious assholes.
I'm perfectly fine with shutting down the DoE, removing TAXPAYER FUNDING from PP, but eliminate SS/Medicare? How about making it more realistic and responsible? I think a system that pays me less in my retirement than I paid into it over my career is a ****ed up system, don't you?
First steal the election with the help of trickery, and having special friends in high places. Then while robbing the treasury, kick off another war or two, possibly with a terrorist attack as incentive. (read 'allowed' to happen)
You mean like ACORN? Robbing the treasury? Is that anything like printing money to the point it's worthless?
Then declare war on those nations unfortunate enough to live in oil producing areas. Wail about national security and freedom and democracy, and of course hide all the dead soldiers.
Checking list...nope, haven't invaded Saudi Arabia, Indonesia, Nigeria, Canada, Venezuela, or Russia yet. Next excuse?
Make a lot of rambling, incoherent speeches with huge, embarassing gaffes and endless lies. Have your wife regularly insult the poor and less fortunate.
"You didn't build that." Or maybe the FLOTUS can show up in a ghetto school wearing $650 tennis shoes. Yeah, that's the ticket!
Then steal re-election with the help of trickery, and having special friends in high places. Rinse and repeat.
Like the MSM as your propaganda arm?
Then drive the nation into montsrous debt, tell the least among us to go **** themselves, piss off the whole world, and of course take as much money as you can, while you can before the shit hits the fan.
3 1/2 years, nearly $6 TRILLION in new debt, cut the nation's credit rating for the first time EVER. Shit on the Israelis, Brits, and Poles, and fellate the Iraqis and Norks at every turn. Got it.
This is exactly what they have planned, it worked so well the last time, why not just do it again?
Projection--you're doing it REALLY ****in well.
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Dude, if that was the true intent of the neocons, then Canada would have been annexed a long time ago.
:yawn: This is just painful to read.
Why would we need to wage a war for oil when we have as much if not more of it here in North America and can get it without firing a single shot? Those drugs have done far more damage to Phalluslicker then anyone ever thought.
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Steal the election ? Like, with voter fraud ? Danglars ? Anyone ?
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So they are upset because they are going to lose, and claiming that we will steal the election? You mean like they did in 2008? There is no ACORN this time, so they can't register 400,000 dead people, pets, fish, pigs, the Muppets, or your left toe to vote.
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So they are upset because they are going to lose, and claiming that we will steal the election? You mean like they did in 2008? There is no ACORN this time, so they can't register 400,000 dead people, pets, fish, pigs, the Muppets, or your left toe to vote.
I hate to burst your bubble, but ACORN is alive and well. They restructured and are still working on getting out the dead and illegal vote.
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I hate to burst your bubble, but ACORN is alive and well. They restructured and are still working on getting out the dead and illegal vote.
They did? Don't tell me that. I am still pissed over their cheating in 2008...
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They did? Don't tell me that. I am still pissed over their cheating in 2008...
Hate to break the news to you but ACORN has been cheating since they opened the first day of business and they don't care if they cheart because no one is holding them responsable but the Right.
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Hate to break the news to you but ACORN has been cheating since they opened the first day of business and they don't care if they cheart because no one is holding them responsable but the Right.
I do believe the GOPers were able to suspend all federal monies going to acorn.
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Hate to break the news to you but ACORN has been cheating since they opened the first day of business and they don't care if they cheart because no one is holding them responsable but the Right.
Are they under a new name or something?
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Are they under a new name or something?
Yes they simply reformed under a hundred new names.
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I do believe the GOPers were able to suspend all federal monies going to acorn.
As was mentioned above they are still open for business, just under new names.
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Yes they simply reformed under a hundred new names.
I would have put a stipulation against them that states that NONE of the former employees be able to start another company, or work for another company that does what ACORN does.
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As was mentioned above they are still open for business, just under new names.
I saw that. I don't dispute your statement, I only addressed funding.
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Checking list...nope, haven't invaded Saudi Arabia, Indonesia, Nigeria, Canada, Venezuela, or Russia yet. Next excuse?
Full disclosure: I did invade Canada once. Smoked a bunch of Cuban cigars, drank some pretty good whiskey and some pretty good beer, then declared victory and came home.
Much like my recent invasion of Colorado.
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Full disclosure: I did invade Canada once. Smoked a bunch of Cuban cigars, drank some pretty good whiskey and some pretty good beer, then declared victory and came home.
Much like my recent invasion of Colorado.
A complete success. Onward and upward !