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Title: Dear Freeper, we need to talk (re: Freeper Conundrum)
Post by: Freeper on September 01, 2012, 09:32:19 AM
Since this DUmmy lacks the courage to post this where conservatives can respond I shall re post it as a public service.

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grantcart (35,843 posts)

Dear Freeper, we need to talk (re: Freeper Conundrum)


 
Dear Freeper (Ron Paul Supporter, Cave Dweller or whatever)


Yes we don't like each other.

We need to talk.

You have a philosophy that is 100% against what we believe in. You believe that America is a Heavenly designated place where a special 'no lazy bones' zone was created by a Creator, lantern to nations, yeah we got it.

Here is the deal, at least you, like us actually have a working philosophy, and a passion for what we believe in.

It would be difficult to guess which of hates the Kardashian side of America more, you for its hedonistic exploitation of vacuous non earned celebrity or us for its decadent exploitation of vacuous non earned celebrity. OK that was supposed to more of a difference.

Both passionately smashing keyboards working each other's side similar in more ways than either one of us would like to imagine.

Both truly disliking the other side.

We can still talk when it is in our mutual interest.

This is one of those times.

I would like to say that we sympathize with you about your party's 100% sell out on your political and personal values but we find it too ****ing hilarious and besides we told you so. Certainly some of you still are clinging to the thin hope that Ryan will turn out to be a good guy. Unfortunately he is a degenerate liar that lies about almost everything including how fast he can run. Not the white knight it turns out he's just another ambitious poll who is going to use your affections to put Paul Ryan ahead of everything.

Now you are facing a conundrum.

Option 1) You support Romney against President Obama. Now from your perspective you have to admit that Romney's past actions or atleast his past campaigns show that Romney as Governor was much closer to the left than Ron Paul. Remember his vow to out liberal Ted Kennedy if they just let him into the Senate?

But even more damning to you has to be the facts, hard cold facts laid out by Taibbi in the Rolling Stone that Romney has a debt fetish. KB Toys had already gone through 'Creative Destruction' by another venture capitalist and Romney leveraged to the hills so that he and his cronies walked away with a couple hundred million and saddling the company with a fatal dose of debt, company gone. Imagine what a guy who loves debt that much will do with the US budget? Leverage to build monuments to his name (and by extension Mr. Smith).

We disagree alto about how great that 'creative destruction' is, but you honestly seem to think bad medicine is often the best medicine, we concede the point for now.

But you all hang in there for the team and then there is the fact that after 4 years President Obama remains African American.

So all of the Freepers, Cave Dwellers, and Ron Paul supports give Romney that 8% support and Romney loses with 49% of the vote. Congratulations you have just bought Romney complete control of the Republican Party and Renomination 2016.

Or half of you hold back, stay home and Romney loses with 45% and congratulations you have just nominated Jeb Bush as leader of your party and if he doesn't win in 2016 he will have a second chance in 2020, isn't that like a Star Trek year or something?

You may be interested in option 2)

Option 2 is you and all the Paulites get busy and organize and support Gary Johnson who the media is trying to ignore. He gets 4-6% of the vote ( or in your delusional world 10% of the vote). Romney takes the state of Utah and the President wins in a landslide. Now you can start putting forth the candidacy of the "one you have been waiting for" or Senator Rand Paul. You will have an organize infrastructure and the party has to take you seriously. Here's the deal, if you get the nomination you will eventually win all of those other Republicans over and we can have an honest point on point debate about where the country is heading in 2016/

Now if we only had a name that captures the ethos of Option 2. Oh how about Creative Destruction? Seems to fit. Tear down a non productive corrupt entity so that a new one can emerge. Very capitalistic. Very Ayn Rand.

Or you could piddle around and start getting your guy ready the same year Captain James T. Kirk enters Starfleet Officer Training School.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021248031

Here's a couple tips for you DUmmy, first don't be so long winded that you put people to sleep, second if you are trying to wow cave dwellers, freepers, and so forth how about posting it where they can respond?

You are right about one thing our beliefs are 100% against the nonsense you believe in.
You call us greedy, yet it is you with dollar signs in your eyes and your desire to take every penny that you possibly can from other people. You have no concept of working your way up and earning a better life. You are not opposed to hard work, as long as it is the other guy who does that hard work then hands you a check, because in your child like mind you are owed the fruits of their labor.

All we want from the government is for it to fulfill its Constitutionalism duties and leave us the hell alone so we can work hard and prosper. The more people who can work hard and prosper means more good things in this country, and more jobs which gives others a chance to work hard to better their lives.

This notion that Ryan is not a good guy is made up bullshit that you fools say about every decent man among us. It is almost funny how you demonize every successful person, and praise a person who never worked for anything in his life. He freely admits he partied through college then because of his connections he was given jobs that he wasn't qualified for all the way up to the presidency. He has no clue what America is about or how to lead it.

I also noticed you had to throw in the fact that 0bama is black. The only people who care that he is black is you. You are the ones who keep picking up the racist dog whistles. Since only a dog can hear a dog whistle only a racist can hear a racist dog whistle. Therefore you are the racists, not us. You ar ethe ones who call people Uncle Tom or house N word. You are the ones who see 0bama as a black man first and foremost. I won't even go into the sexism that you suffer from, and all the crap you say about conservative women. You people are pathetic excuses for human beings, yet you think you are morally superior to us. So keep pressing on with your loony beliefs in the end we will win because we are right.






Title: Re: Dear Freeper, we need to talk (re: Freeper Conundrum)
Post by: BattleHymn on September 01, 2012, 09:54:48 AM
ZERO bongs.  Freeper didn't stutter and wander off at the end, and no other cave dwellers were clapping for the grantcart primitive. 

Dutch508 may have jumped out of a bush somewhere, but it he didn't tell anyone about it, and it certainly didnt' make it into the story.

ZERO.  BONGS.
Title: Re: Dear Freeper, we need to talk (re: Freeper Conundrum)
Post by: franksolich on September 01, 2012, 10:00:24 AM
Well, the grantcart primitive's now on franksolich's shit list, not for his opinions, but for his bad manners.

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You have a philosophy.....

It's rather presumptuous of a primitive to know what we think. 

A primitive has no idea what we think.

There was that study done, oh, about two months ago, by left-leaning people in a left-leaning organization, which found out that decent and civilized people understand primitives much much better than primitives understand decent and civilized people.
Title: Re: Dear Freeper, we need to talk (re: Freeper Conundrum)
Post by: Big Dog on September 01, 2012, 10:11:32 AM
Well, the grantcart primitive's now on franksolich's shit list, not for his opinions, but for his bad manners.

It's rather presumptuous of a primitive to know what we think. 

A primitive has no idea what we think.

There was that study done, oh, about two months ago, by left-leaning people in a left-leaning organization, which found out that decent and civilized people understand primitives much much better than primitives understand decent and civilized people.

Precisely. I stopped reading at "You have a philosophy..."
Title: Re: Dear Freeper, we need to talk (re: Freeper Conundrum)
Post by: franksolich on September 01, 2012, 10:19:13 AM
Precisely. I stopped reading at "You have a philosophy..."

What also gets me is this:

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.....we don't like each other.

Well, hot damn, whose fault is this?

The record of franksolich, on both the internet and in real life, clearly shows the excruciatingly painful attempts, the blood, toil, tears, and sweat, expended in a patient attempt to get along with the primitives, both on the internet and in real life.

franksolich has gone the extra mile, the extra ten miles, the extra hundred miles, to get along, and has never met anything but a kick in the face.

I haven't given up yet, but I'm closer to giving up than I've ever been before.
Title: Re: Dear Freeper, we need to talk (re: Freeper Conundrum)
Post by: MrsSmith on September 01, 2012, 10:58:01 AM
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grantcart (35,843 posts)

Dear Freeper, Please, please, please let Obama win again.  PLEASE!!!!1111!!!!!11!   :bawl: :bawl: :bawl:


Fixed
Title: Re: Dear Freeper, we need to talk (re: Freeper Conundrum)
Post by: Chris_ on September 01, 2012, 10:59:13 AM
Since this DUmmy lacks the courage to post this where conservatives can respond I shall re post it as a public service.

Curious... I wonder why.  I mean, the guy has an account here already.  All he has to do it log in.
Title: Re: Dear Freeper, we need to talk (re: Freeper Conundrum)
Post by: Randy on September 01, 2012, 12:22:46 PM
I dunno, I see a DUmmie admitting he sees Obumbler losing by 3-5% when I read option 2. That scares him and he hatches a plan to try and stop it.
Title: Re: Dear Freeper, we need to talk (re: Freeper Conundrum)
Post by: Bad Dog on September 01, 2012, 02:04:37 PM
LAME....EOM
Title: Re: Dear Freeper, we need to talk (re: Freeper Conundrum)
Post by: obumazombie on September 01, 2012, 02:09:32 PM

Fixed
A perfect synopsis.
Title: Re: Dear Freeper, we need to talk (re: Freeper Conundrum)
Post by: ChuckJ on September 01, 2012, 02:53:27 PM
What also gets me is this:

Well, hot damn, whose fault is this?

The record of franksolich, on both the internet and in real life, clearly shows the excruciatingly painful attempts, the blood, toil, tears, and sweat, expended in a patient attempt to get along with the primitives, both on the internet and in real life.

franksolich has gone the extra mile, the extra ten miles, the extra hundred miles, to get along, and has never met anything but a kick in the face.

I haven't given up yet, but I'm closer to giving up than I've ever been before.

No truer words have ever been spoken. I still remember when, out of the goodness of your heart, you offered to help OcryingSteve win an election, and he just ignored you. How did that work out for him?
Title: Re: Dear Freeper, we need to talk (re: Freeper Conundrum)
Post by: obumazombie on September 01, 2012, 02:54:09 PM
OS could have won that election.
Title: Re: Dear Freeper, we need to talk (re: Freeper Conundrum)
Post by: franksolich on September 01, 2012, 04:19:53 PM
No truer words have ever been spoken. I still remember when, out of the goodness of your heart, you offered to help OcryingSteve win an election, and he just ignored you. How did that work out for him?

You know, www.electstevedawes.com would've never happened if my fellow Nebraskan had paid attention to franksolich at the beginning, and for a while thereafter.

I kept extending the big guy all sorts of clues that he should do (a), lest (b) happen, and (b) was not going to be good.

It's like when I'm coerced into playing poker with the village idiot at the bar in town; I don't care for it, but nobody else will, and as I'm a nice guy.....  He thinks he's hot stuff, but I know better.  To give him a chance, while holding my hand, I subtly tip it so that four of my five cards are easily visible to him, so as to make it a game. 

Despite that I do that, he loses more often than not.

The big guy, the same thing.  Just before anything bad happened to him, I cautioned him it was going to happen, and advised him on what he could to so as to prevent it.

An examination of Omaha Steve threads here will bear that out.

Did the big guy pay attention to franksolich?

N-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o.
Title: Re: Dear Freeper, we need to talk (re: Freeper Conundrum)
Post by: Tucker on September 01, 2012, 04:44:49 PM
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.....we don't like each other.

Correct. You have no idea of the depth.
Title: Re: Dear Freeper, we need to talk (re: Freeper Conundrum)
Post by: BadCat on September 01, 2012, 05:26:18 PM
Dear "grantcart"

I would as soon disembowel you and hang you with your own intestines, as give you the time of day.

**** off, you commie POS.
Title: Re: Dear Freeper, we need to talk (re: Freeper Conundrum)
Post by: Carl on September 01, 2012, 07:04:01 PM
They are so amusing when they try to pretend they know anything about politics.  :rofl:
Title: Re: Dear Freeper, we need to talk (re: Freeper Conundrum)
Post by: miskie on September 01, 2012, 07:58:30 PM
Every time I see one of these posts, I think of one thing as a former AT&T (Sorry, they are now at&t - the lowercase is 'friendlier') guy.

In the early 90's, MCI ran a series of commercials with the snarkiest operator ever - They all started the same - "AT&T, are you listening ? Of course you are.." and then the girl playing the MCI operator would espouse the greatness of MCI.

Well, you know what ? MCI is long dead & buried - its residential business dissolved, and its former business telecommunication service swallowed whole by Verizon.



..so much for that arrogant little pissant operator. - AT&T was listening,  and so were a bunch of other interested parties as the company went down in a fireball of hubris, lawyers, and fraud.

Anyway, The point of this mini-rant is that I liken you primitives to MCI - You are so full of false bravado, that you are incapable of seeing the very path you are on is going to lead you over a cliff - And even though you will cry foul-play and fraud, the only ones to blame are yourselves. This is the path Obama is on, as well as the DNC, --and most of all, you - and your primitive companions.

Keep laughing, chuckleheads. We will see how it all turns out, soon enough.
Title: Re: Dear Freeper, we need to talk (re: Freeper Conundrum)
Post by: Airwolf on September 01, 2012, 09:15:28 PM
Hi5 to miskie
Title: Re: Dear Freeper, we need to talk (re: Freeper Conundrum)
Post by: obumazombie on September 01, 2012, 10:29:44 PM
Every time I see one of these posts, I think of one thing as a former AT&T (Sorry, they are now at&t - the lowercase is 'friendlier') guy.

In the early 90's, MCI ran a series of commercials with the snarkiest operator ever - They all started the same - "AT&T, are you listening ? Of course you are.." and then the girl playing the MCI operator would espouse the greatness of MCI.

Well, you know what ? MCI is long dead & buried - its residential business dissolved, and its former business telecommunication service swallowed whole by Verizon.



..so much for that arrogant little pissant operator. - AT&T was listening,  and so were a bunch of other interested parties as the company went down in a fireball of hubris, lawyers, and fraud.

Anyway, The point of this mini-rant is that I liken you primitives to MCI - You are so full of false bravado, that you are incapable of seeing the very path you are on is going to lead you over a cliff - And even though you will cry foul-play and fraud, the only ones to blame are yourselves. This is the path Obama is on, as well as the DNC, --and most of all, you - and your primitive companions.

Keep laughing, chuckleheads. We will see how it all turns out, soon enough.


I didn't know that. I don't keep up with the telecom industry. It seems you do. Back in 1998 I had a coworker that tried to tell me about a startup named Excel or something who re sold ATT long distance time. Whatever happened to them ?
Title: Re: Dear Freeper, we need to talk (re: Freeper Conundrum)
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on September 01, 2012, 10:41:43 PM
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grantcart (35,873 posts)

Dear Freeper, we need to talk (re: Freeper Conundrum)

 Dear Freeper (Ron Paul Supporter, Cave Dweller or whatever)

Yes we don't like each other.

We need to talk.

You have a philosophy that is 100% against what we believe in. You believe that America is a Heavenly designated place where a special 'no lazy bones' zone was created by a Creator, lantern to nations, yeah we got it.
 
Here is the deal, at least you, like us actually have a working philosophy, and a passion for what we believe in.
 
It would be difficult to guess which of hates the Kardashian side of America more, you for its hedonistic exploitation of vacuous non earned celebrity or us for its decadent exploitation of vacuous non earned celebrity. OK that was supposed to more of a difference.
 
Both passionately smashing keyboards working each other's side similar in more ways than either one of us would like to imagine.
 
Both truly disliking the other side.

We can still talk when it is in our mutual interest.

This is one of those times.

I would like to say that we sympathize with you about your party's 100% sell out on your political and personal values but we find it too ****ing hilarious and besides we told you so. Certainly some of you still are clinging to the thin hope that Ryan will turn out to be a good guy. Unfortunately he is a degenerate liar that lies about almost everything including how fast he can run. Not the white knight it turns out he's just another ambitious poll who is going to use your affections to put Paul Ryan ahead of everything.
 
Now you are facing a conundrum.

Option 1) You support Romney against President Obama. Now from your perspective you have to admit that Romney's past actions or atleast his past campaigns show that Romney as Governor was much closer to the left than Ron Paul. Remember his vow to out liberal Ted Kennedy if they just let him into the Senate?
 
But even more damning to you has to be the facts, hard cold facts laid out by Taibbi in the Rolling Stone that Romney has a debt fetish. KB Toys had already gone through 'Creative Destruction' by another venture capitalist and Romney leveraged to the hills so that he and his cronies walked away with a couple hundred million and saddling the company with a fatal dose of debt, company gone. Imagine what a guy who loves debt that much will do with the US budget? Leverage to build monuments to his name (and by extension Mr. Smith).
 
We disagree alto about how great that 'creative destruction' is, but you honestly seem to think bad medicine is often the best medicine, we concede the point for now.

But you all hang in there for the team and then there is the fact that after 4 years President Obama remains African American.
 
So all of the Freepers, Cave Dwellers, and Ron Paul supports give Romney that 8% support and Romney loses with 49% of the vote. Congratulations you have just bought Romney complete control of the Republican Party and Renomination 2016.
 
Or half of you hold back, stay home and Romney loses with 45% and congratulations you have just nominated Jeb Bush as leader of your party and if he doesn't win in 2016 he will have a second chance in 2020, isn't that like a Star Trek year or something?
 
You may be interested in option 2)

Option 2 is you and all the Paulites get busy and organize and support Gary Johnson who the media is trying to ignore. He gets 4-6% of the vote ( or in your delusional world 10% of the vote). Romney takes the state of Utah and the President wins in a landslide. Now you can start putting forth the candidacy of the "one you have been waiting for" or Senator Rand Paul. You will have an organize infrastructure and the party has to take you seriously. Here's the deal, if you get the nomination you will eventually win all of those other Republicans over and we can have an honest point on point debate about where the country is heading in 2016/
 
Now if we only had a name that captures the ethos of Option 2. Oh how about Creative Destruction? Seems to fit. Tear down a non productive corrupt entity so that a new one can emerge. Very capitalistic. Very Ayn Rand.
 
Or you could piddle around and start getting your guy ready the same year Captain James T. Kirk enters Starfleet Officer Training School.


Quit being a *****. Come over here, register and let's see if'n we can't learn you up on a few basic points.


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cliffordu (27,179 posts)

4. K&R

Last edited Sat Sep 1, 2012, 01:47 PM USA/ET - Edit history (1)

I think you have many fine points in this diatribe but I dunno if yoiur target audience is smart enough to actuallo get your drift.
 
Can you shrink this down to a bumper sticker? Can you say it with a smirk??

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grasswire (34,802 posts)

5. here's what the typical caver thinks about your essay

"Dear "grantcart"

I would as soon disembowel you and hang you with your own intestines, as give you the time of day.
 
**** off, you commie POS."
That's from the user *badcat*

I wonder what they ultimately want, hating us so bitterly.

Do they really want to kill us all? Demographics show their destiny: minority splinter group. Do they want to kill us all? Centrists and Democrats are the working, bill-paying Americans that subsidize the red states!
 
Really. What do they want to happen?

Civil war? Split up the union?

What does badcat want to happen in this country? What does Fred Grady want to happen? I don't think I have ever heard that articulated.

I'd settle for watching you die from the fact you're too stupid and weak to provide even the most basic necessities of your own survival.

http://sync.democraticunderground.com/10021248031
Title: Re: Dear Freeper, we need to talk (re: Freeper Conundrum)
Post by: Big Dog on September 01, 2012, 10:44:59 PM
Judy, of Judy's Earwig Pie Emporium is watchin' us, watchin' them.

Hi, Judy!

 :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:

Title: Re: Dear Freeper, we need to talk (re: Freeper Conundrum)
Post by: Chris_ on September 01, 2012, 10:46:38 PM
Quit being a *****. Come over here, register and let's see if'n we can't learn you up on a few basic points.
He already has an account (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php?action=profile;u=1993) here.

Come on back, grantcart.  School us dumb hillbillies.
Title: Re: Dear Freeper, we need to talk (re: Freeper Conundrum)
Post by: Evil_Conservative on September 01, 2012, 10:53:49 PM
Interesting read...

Enjoy your loss in November.  :)
Title: Re: Dear Freeper, we need to talk (re: Freeper Conundrum)
Post by: Freeper on September 01, 2012, 11:05:01 PM
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grasswire (34,802 posts)

5. here's what the typical caver thinks about your essay

"Dear "grantcart"

I would as soon disembowel you and hang you with your own intestines, as give you the time of day.
 
**** off, you commie POS."
That's from the user *badcat*

I wonder what they ultimately want, hating us so bitterly.

Do they really want to kill us all? Demographics show their destiny: minority splinter group. Do they want to kill us all? Centrists and Democrats are the working, bill-paying Americans that subsidize the red states!
 
Really. What do they want to happen?

Civil war? Split up the union?

What does badcat want to happen in this country? What does Fred Grady want to happen? I don't think I have ever heard that articulated.

Funny none of my comments were mentioned. Then again when you counter their talking points with truth they get mad.  :-)
Title: Re: Dear Freeper, we need to talk (re: Freeper Conundrum)
Post by: Freeper on September 01, 2012, 11:07:10 PM
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cliffordu (27,180 posts)
4. K&R

Last edited Sat Sep 1, 2012, 01:47 PM USA/ET - Edit history (1)

I think you have many fine points in this diatribe but I dunno if yoiur target audience is smart enough to actuallo get your drift.

Can you shrink this down to a bumper sticker? Can you say it with a smirk??

I agree, his target audience is not very smart at all. His target audience is the DUmmies, otherwise he would have posted it on a right wing site.
Title: Re: Dear Freeper, we need to talk (re: Freeper Conundrum)
Post by: Chris_ on September 01, 2012, 11:09:06 PM
I love how she lumped centrists in with the internet loony bin that is Democratic Underground.  If anything, DU has chased off more centrists and Blue Dog Democrats than any liberal forum I've seen.  The only thing left are the crazies and die-hard Stalinists.  Good job, guys.

Title: Re: Dear Freeper, we need to talk (re: Freeper Conundrum)
Post by: chitownchica on September 02, 2012, 03:07:07 AM
Judy is the Mrs. Kravitz of DU.
Title: Re: Dear Freeper, we need to talk (re: Freeper Conundrum)
Post by: Tucker on September 02, 2012, 04:33:54 AM
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grasswire (34,802 posts)

5. here's what the typical caver thinks about your essay

"Dear "grantcart"

I would as soon disembowel you and hang you with your own intestines, as give you the time of day.
 
**** off, you commie POS."
That's from the user *badcat*

I wonder what they ultimately want, hating us so bitterly.

Do they really want to kill us all? Demographics show their destiny: minority splinter group. Do they want to kill us all? Centrists and Democrats are the working, bill-paying Americans that subsidize the red states!
 
Really. What do they want to happen?

Civil war? Split up the union?

What does badcat want to happen in this country? What does Fred Grady want to happen? I don't think I have ever heard that articulated.

The only reason that you're still alive is because it's illegal to kill you.
Title: Re: Dear Freeper, we need to talk (re: Freeper Conundrum)
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 02, 2012, 05:50:13 AM
You have a philosophy that is 100% against what we believe in. You believe that America is a Heavenly designated place where a special 'no lazy bones' zone was created by a Creator, lantern to nations, yeah we got it.

In the beginning, the lazy didn't survive in America and both she and her inhabitants were strong.

...and unfortunately, a bright shining light also attracts blood sucking insects.
Title: Re: Dear Freeper, we need to talk (re: Freeper Conundrum)
Post by: Randy on September 02, 2012, 06:13:04 AM
They are so amusing when they try to pretend they know anything about life:rofl:

Fixed!  :-)
Title: Re: Dear Freeper, we need to talk (re: Freeper Conundrum)
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on September 02, 2012, 06:50:03 AM
He skulked past then went back to the toolshed to puff-up:

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grantcart (35,886 posts)

6. well it seems more of them read it than at DU.

BTW I don't actually bother looking at those sites but I have been told that they refer to it as grantfart on a regular basis.
Title: Re: Dear Freeper, we need to talk (re: Freeper Conundrum)
Post by: formerlurker on September 02, 2012, 06:55:38 AM
Hey wait... did he flip anyone here?   You can't rate the OP unless we know for sure.   

Perhaps we should add a poll here.   
Title: Re: Dear Freeper, we need to talk (re: Freeper Conundrum)
Post by: formerlurker on September 02, 2012, 06:59:40 AM
Curious... I wonder why.  I mean, the guy has an account here already.  All he has to do it log in.

Really?  Then why didn't he post it here?   

He's not a coward is he... nah. 
Title: Re: Dear Freeper, we need to talk (re: Freeper Conundrum)
Post by: diesel driver on September 02, 2012, 07:09:04 AM
They are so amusing when they try to pretend they know anything about politics.  :rofl:

More fixin'.

DUmmies are so stupid, they sometimes forget to breathe.

(That's when they remove their heads from their asses for sex.)   :lmao:
Title: Re: Dear Freeper, we need to talk (re: Freeper Conundrum)
Post by: USA4ME on September 02, 2012, 07:40:32 AM
He's a BOGer, a member of the 100% Dear Leader Can Do No Wrong cult on the island.  BOGers don't believe or say anything unless it's been accepted by sources approved from Dear Leader.  Given time to search, anything the grantcart primitive says will be found to be a C&P job from some resource.  None of the posts you read from the BOGers originated with them.

.
Title: Re: Dear Freeper, we need to talk (re: Freeper Conundrum)
Post by: Splashdown on September 02, 2012, 08:33:26 AM
What will it take for the DUmmies to realize that they're in a signiicant minority?


You have to realize at some point that the large majority of Americans skew toward conservative values.

Don't you?
Title: Re: Dear Freeper, we need to talk (re: Freeper Conundrum)
Post by: franksolich on September 02, 2012, 08:45:37 AM

One of the basic characteristics of primitivity is that because they live way out on a small island in a remote area far from everything else, they tend to believe themselves the only people around, and if there are in fact other people in other parts, the primitives are the most civilized, the most advanced, that people can possibly be.
Title: Re: Dear Freeper, we need to talk (re: Freeper Conundrum)
Post by: ChuckJ on September 02, 2012, 09:17:57 AM

One of the basic characteristics of primitivity is that because they live way out on a small island in a remote area far from everything else, they tend to believe themselves the only people around, and if there are in fact other people in other parts, the primitives are the most civilized, the most advanced, that people can possibly be.

Reminds me of a joke about some of my fellow Baptists.

A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, “Religion?”  The man says, “Methodist.”  St. Peter looks down his list, and says, “Go to room 24, but be very quiet as you pass room 8.”
Another man arrives at the gates of heaven. “Religion?”  â€Lutheran.”  “Go to room 18, but be very quiet as you pass room 8.”
A third man arrives at the gates. “Religion?”  “Presbyterian.”  “Go to room 11, but be very quiet as you pass room 8.” 
The man says, “I can understand there being different rooms for different denominations, but why must I be quiet when I pass room 8?”
St. Peter tells him, “Well the Baptists are in room 8, and they think they’re the only ones here.”
Title: Re: Dear Freeper, we need to talk (re: Freeper Conundrum)
Post by: miskie on September 02, 2012, 09:37:29 AM
I didn't know that. I don't keep up with the telecom industry. It seems you do. Back in 1998 I had a coworker that tried to tell me about a startup named Excel or something who re sold ATT long distance time. Whatever happened to them ?

There were several of them , byproducts of deregulation. They were more trouble then they were worth. They would buy in bulk from one of the major players (at the time AT&T, MCI, GTE, and to a lesser extent, Sprint), multiplex the line (send multiple connections down a single line) and sell the service at whatever price they wanted. Often the multiplexed line had pretty crappy sound quality (it was the early '90s, this technology was new) and sometimes the call would be billed by the major carrier at full rate, and not by the discount reseller- which generated a ton of backlash for both the carrier and the reseller. There were many reasons for this, but it usually ended up being the reseller's multiplexer failed, or the reseller didn't lease enough time and the call fell through to the carrier beneath the reseller.

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Title: Re: Dear Freeper, we need to talk (re: Freeper Conundrum)
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 02, 2012, 09:49:58 AM
Dear Freeper, we need to talk...No we don't. You need to shut up and listen.
Title: Re: Dear Freeper, we need to talk (re: Freeper Conundrum)
Post by: ChuckJ on September 02, 2012, 09:51:39 AM
Dear Freeper, we need to talk...No we don't. You need to shut up and listen.

Wouldn't do any good because all they can hear are dog whistles.
Title: Re: Dear Freeper, we need to talk (re: Freeper Conundrum)
Post by: Tucker on September 02, 2012, 12:49:50 PM
More fixin'.

DUmmies are so stupid, they sometimes forget to breathe.

(That's when they remove their heads from their asses for sex.)   :lmao:

They have to. DUmmies have prior claims on that orifice.
Title: Re: Dear Freeper, we need to talk (re: Freeper Conundrum)
Post by: Tucker on September 02, 2012, 12:52:21 PM
What will it take for the DUmmies to realize that they're in a signiicant minority?

  • Gay Marriage? It has been voted down in every state--blue and red--where it has been put on the ballot.
  • Chik-Fil-A? How did that work out for you?
  • Rush Limbaugh? How did that work out for you?
  • "War on Women"? How did that work out for you?
  • Romney the dog-hater? How did that work out for you?
  • Romney the felon? How did that work out for you?
  • Romney the murderer? How did that work out for you?
  • Polls? The only reason Obama is "neck and neck" right now is because pollsters are way oversampling democrats.
  • Elections? Republicans are on a big win streak in most elections since the 2008 debacle.

You have to realize at some point that the large majority of Americans skew toward conservative values.

Don't you?

obama went into election day as a 12 point favorite. He won by 3%.

By that reckoning, obama is at least 7 points down.
Title: Re: Dear Freeper, we need to talk (re: Freeper Conundrum)
Post by: obumazombie on September 02, 2012, 01:50:21 PM
^Cause for celebration, but not complacency.
Title: Re: Dear Freeper, we need to talk (re: Freeper Conundrum)
Post by: Airwolf on September 02, 2012, 02:09:46 PM
IT was posted on another web site that FEMA has pissed of the people in LA over something going on down there. I don't have any specifics because they were not in the post and I apologize for it. But it seems that if it has anything to do with the fact people are screaming about not having power this soon after Hurricane/Tropical Storm Issac then those people will never  bee satisfied. It's only been a week and those crews have a lot of work to do to get things right. It makes me wonder just how many would survive a far worse disaster if it comes if they can't figure out how to survive a CAT 1 hurricane after Katrina.

Since they can't blame Bush for this one I guess somebody in the White House will have to take a hit on this one. I wonder who it would be? The first Wookieyeti? Big Joe Bidet?, How about Janet Havenoplanitalo? . I'm sure they wouldn't dream of blaming Barry Big Ears for letting the levies fail or some such.
Title: Re: Dear Freeper, we need to talk (re: Freeper Conundrum)
Post by: obumazombie on September 02, 2012, 02:14:02 PM
IT was posted on another web site that FEMA has pissed of the people in LA over something going on down there. I don't have any specifics because they were not in the post and I apologize for it. But it seems that if it has anything to do with the fact people are screaming about not having power this soon after Hurricane/Tropical Storm Issac then those people will never  bee satisfied. It's only been a week and those crews have a lot of work to do to get things right. It makes me wonder just how many would survive a far worse disaster if it comes if they can't figure out how to survive a CAT 1 hurricane after Katrina.

Since they can't blame Bush for this one I guess somebody in the White House will have to take a hit on this one. I wonder who it would be? The first Wookieyeti? Big Joe Bidet?, How about Janet Havenoplanitalo? . I'm sure they wouldn't dream of blaming Barry Big Ears for letting the levies fail or some such.

I vote for Neopolitano.
Title: Re: Dear Freeper, we need to talk (re: Freeper Conundrum)
Post by: Tucker on September 02, 2012, 02:20:02 PM
I vote for Neopolitano.

You gotta cut her some slack. One of her girlfriend had to resign her position, er, employment position a few days ago.

Sister Janet is grieving.
Title: Re: Dear Freeper, we need to talk (re: Freeper Conundrum)
Post by: Airwolf on September 02, 2012, 03:30:32 PM
We should have learned a lesson when Katrina hit. Leave the Democrats to their own devices and let them handle it themselves. Any probablems we have with them would be solved in a few weeks and then we can clean up after wards. I can see little Janet getting the tossed under the bus treatment by Barry and Slow Joe. They wouldn't even take blame for whats going on now plus they will blame the state for being run by Republicans and the city of NO as well.
Title: Re: Dear Freeper, we need to talk (re: Freeper Conundrum)
Post by: txradioguy on September 03, 2012, 04:42:40 AM
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grantcart (35,843 posts)

Dear Freeper, we need to talk (re: Freeper Conundrum)


 
Dear Freeper (Ron Paul Supporter, Cave Dweller or whatever)


Yes we don't like each other.

We need to talk.

Dear Grantcart/DUmmie/Socialist/Anti-American


You're right we DO NOT like each other.  You hate America and everything it stands for. You and your ilk would like to replace it with a politically correct wealth transferring Socialist Utopia.

We will do everything legally possible to stop you from foisting that hell on the majority of the people.

If you'd like to discuss this in greater detail...please feel free to use your account you have here...as I'm not allowed to sign up at DU because your friends and the owner of the site are terrified of someone who doesn't buy into group think...and we can get into the how's and why's.

Sincerely,

txradioguy
Title: Re: Dear Freeper, we need to talk (re: Freeper Conundrum)
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 03, 2012, 06:47:55 AM
IT was posted on another web site that FEMA has pissed of the people in LA over something going on down there. I don't have any specifics because they were not in the post and I apologize for it. But it seems that if it has anything to do with the fact people are screaming about not having power this soon after Hurricane/Tropical Storm Issac then those people will never  bee satisfied. It's only been a week and those crews have a lot of work to do to get things right. It makes me wonder just how many would survive a far worse disaster if it comes if they can't figure out how to survive a CAT 1 hurricane after Katrina.

Since they can't blame Bush for this one I guess somebody in the White House will have to take a hit on this one. I wonder who it would be? The first Wookieyeti? Big Joe Bidet?, How about Janet Havenoplanitalo? . I'm sure they wouldn't dream of blaming Barry Big Ears for letting the levies fail or some such.

The line crews didn't start work until mid day Friday. The bucket trucks don't work in winds over 35 mph. So, it hasn't even been 3 full work days yet....and some of that area is still flooded.

I was without power for almost 3 weeks after hurricane Hugo. Took cold showers, ate cold food most of the time and went to work everyday like I normally did.
Title: Re: Dear Freeper, we need to talk (re: Freeper Conundrum)
Post by: Skul on September 03, 2012, 01:35:15 PM
Gruntfart has never posted here.
Only lurks and hides. typical.
Gruntfart knows that if he/she/it, did, we'd let his comments ride for all the DUmp to see.
Little gruntfart doesn't want to be made a fool in front of the other primitives.
Isn't that right, gruntfart. :loser:
Title: Re: Dear Freeper, we need to talk (re: Freeper Conundrum)
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on September 03, 2012, 03:22:55 PM
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grantcart (35,843 posts)

Dear Freeper, we need to talk (re: Freeper Conundrum)


 
Dear Freeper (Ron Paul Supporter, Cave Dweller or whatever)


Yes we don't like each other.

We need to talk.

Actually, I'm a Conservative, not a Freeper or a Repiglikkkan or any other stupid moniker you want to use to show off your madd werd skillz.  And we don't need to talk, you need to stop talking drop your fake disability claim, stop playing with recreational pharmaceuticals, and get your fat ass to work.
Title: Re: Dear Freeper, we need to talk (re: Freeper Conundrum)
Post by: movie buff on September 03, 2012, 09:05:49 PM
"But even more damning to you has to be the facts, hard cold facts laid out by Taibbi in the Rolling Stone that Romney has a debt fetish."
DUmmies claim that Fox News is a pure- evil factory of lies and bigoted propaganda, yet simultaneously hold up Rolling Stone Magazine as a balanced, trustworthy source of news. :rofl:
Title: Re: Dear Freeper, we need to talk (re: Freeper Conundrum)
Post by: Chris_ on September 03, 2012, 09:09:15 PM
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But even more damning to you has to be the facts, hard cold facts laid out by Taibbi in the Rolling Stone that Romney has a debt fetish. KB Toys had already gone through 'Creative Destruction' by another venture capitalist and Romney leveraged to the hills so that he and his cronies walked away with a couple hundred million and saddling the company with a fatal dose of debt, company gone. Imagine what a guy who loves debt that much will do with the US budget? Leverage to build monuments to his name (and by extension Mr. Smith).
That's it?  KB Toys is his going for the jugular?  Tinker toys and Lincoln logs?