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Title: please donate whatever you can to Obama
Post by: Freeper on August 31, 2012, 10:08:10 PM
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geekboy09 (18 posts)

please donate whatever you can to Obama


 
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http://contribute.barackobama.com/

http://www.democraticunderground.com/125182801

How sad is that? 0bama is so desperate that he needs the DUmmies to donate some of their weed and cheetos money.

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Title: Re: please donate whatever you can to Obama
Post by: miskie on August 31, 2012, 10:14:51 PM
Ill remember to send him a picture of my hands. That is a typical primitive donation, right ?
Title: Re: please donate whatever you can to Obama
Post by: shoes off the couch on August 31, 2012, 11:30:59 PM
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Tarheel_Dem (14,893 posts)
6. I kicked in an extra $100 because I got home and had like 6 emails in my inbox.

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I would've done it anyway, cause I realize tonite is a reporting deadline.


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Title: Re: please donate whatever you can to Obama
Post by: Jasonw560 on August 31, 2012, 11:35:55 PM
I've got some pesos I can send him. And a Canadian dime.
Title: Re: please donate whatever you can to Obama
Post by: Kyle Ricky on August 31, 2012, 11:57:22 PM
How can anyone at the DUmp donate any money? They all live in their parents basement and smoke crack all day while defrauding us tax payers.
Title: Re: please donate whatever you can to Obama
Post by: Bad Dog on September 01, 2012, 01:10:30 AM
Crap, I just sent Col. West some money.  I might be able to come up with a few bucks for dear leader in late Nov.
Title: Re: please donate whatever you can to Obama
Post by: miskie on September 01, 2012, 05:34:05 AM
I found something I could donate to Obama -since I'm not in the DC area, this isn't doing me any good anyway. Hope he finds it useful.

(http://dcpromovers.com/_interface/images/coupons/coupon-50off.jpg)
Title: Re: please donate whatever you can to Obama
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on September 01, 2012, 06:07:25 AM
No need to donate.

Another DU thread said repuglicans are all demoralized.
Title: Re: please donate whatever you can to Obama
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 01, 2012, 06:14:03 AM
I have 2 bags of garbage I can donate....there's an aluminum can in one of them.
Title: Re: please donate whatever you can to Obama
Post by: AprilRazz on September 01, 2012, 08:32:54 AM
I've got some pesos I can send him. And a Canadian dime.
I think I have some Italian lira around here somewhere.
Title: Re: please donate whatever you can to Obama
Post by: jukin on September 01, 2012, 10:42:36 AM
I received no less than 32 emails from 0bama, moochelle, Biden, DWS, Howdy, Asshole-rod, amongst others begging for dollars. My Spidey Sense tells me that fund raising for Team Economic Genius is not going so well. On the other hand I had but two emails asking for money from Romney.

If Team Economic Genius worked half as hard on our problems as he has to get money to keep ****ing up our country we would be in great condition.
Title: Re: please donate whatever you can to Obama
Post by: FlaGator on September 01, 2012, 11:19:37 AM
I'm thinking about sending Obama a picture of the check I'll send to Romney (redacting all the important information of course)...
Title: Re: please donate whatever you can to Obama
Post by: Randy on September 01, 2012, 11:32:00 AM
I'm thinking about sending Obama a picture of the check I'll send to Romney (redacting all the important information of course)...

Most excellent!
Title: Re: please donate whatever you can to Obama
Post by: Chris_ on September 01, 2012, 11:35:08 AM
THREE DOLLARS!!
Title: Re: please donate whatever you can to Obama
Post by: Randy on September 01, 2012, 11:50:39 AM
THREE DOLLARS!!

He's to greedy for just three rollers. The commercial the other night asked for ten.  :rofl:
Title: Re: please donate whatever you can to Obama
Post by: jukin on September 01, 2012, 01:34:10 PM
He's to greedy for just three rollers. The commercial the other night asked for ten.  :rofl:

I saw that ad. I have never seen a political ad that comes right out and asks for you to give on the TV.

That smell form the 0 campaign? It's desperation.
Title: Re: please donate whatever you can to Obama
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 01, 2012, 02:54:39 PM
Why don't the DUmmies just give the muslim all that money that's showering on them from the "Bush tax cuts".

The few DUmpmonkeys who actually work are in the 10% bracket. Before W, they were paying 15%.

So it seems to me they should be donating 5% of their taxable income to the muslim's campaign.
Title: Re: please donate whatever you can to Obama
Post by: DefiantSix on September 01, 2012, 02:58:06 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/125182801

How sad is that? 0bama is so desperate that he needs the DUmmies to donate some of their weed and cheetos money.

 :rotf:

The Holy WON of Chicago evidently hasn't been reading $kimmer's emailed reports on how difficult it is to squeeze blood from these turnips.
Title: Re: please donate whatever you can to Obama
Post by: obumazombie on September 01, 2012, 03:01:15 PM
If we don't donate to owebuma are we racist ?
Title: Re: please donate whatever you can to Obama
Post by: Chris_ on September 01, 2012, 03:03:14 PM
If we don't donate to owebuma are we racist ?
Does paying higher prices for gas, food, utilities, and everything else count as a donation?
Title: Re: please donate whatever you can to Obama
Post by: obumazombie on September 01, 2012, 03:29:21 PM
Does paying higher prices for gas, food, utilities, and everything else count as a donation?
clinnochio used to call those "broad based contributions".
Title: Re: please donate whatever you can to Obama
Post by: zeitgeist on September 01, 2012, 04:35:50 PM
There is a bar up this way called
Three Dollar Deweys (http://threedollardeweys.com/default.asp)   (And I seem to recall the limerick about its name went sometning like "one dollar lookie, two dollar feelie, three dollar, oh well you figure that out").


I think I may just print out the graphic off the bottom of the food page an send it along.   :rotf:
Title: Re: please donate whatever you can to Obama
Post by: I_B_Perky on September 01, 2012, 05:28:42 PM
I sent him a couple of old Greek Drachmas my Dad had.   :-)
Title: Re: please donate whatever you can to Obama
Post by: Undies on September 01, 2012, 05:36:51 PM
Ill remember to send him a picture of my hands. That is a typical primitive donation, right ?

I'd send him a close-up of my hands spreading my butt-cheeks.
Title: Re: please donate whatever you can to Obama
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 01, 2012, 05:51:23 PM
I'd send him a close-up of my hands spreading my butt-cheeks.

Be sure to mark the spot you want kissed with a red "X"...otherwise the DUmb SOB won't be able to find it.
Title: Re: please donate whatever you can to Obama
Post by: RobJohnson on September 01, 2012, 06:03:22 PM
Does paying higher prices for gas, food, utilities, and everything else count as a donation?

It should.

Title: Re: please donate whatever you can to Obama
Post by: Evil_Conservative on September 01, 2012, 07:16:58 PM
No thank you.  I'll keep that money in savings.  :)
Title: Re: please donate whatever you can to Obama
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 02, 2012, 06:13:20 AM
Did I see Moochelle and the girls pushing grocery carts full of aluminum cans?
Title: Re: please donate whatever you can to Obama
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 02, 2012, 07:04:07 AM
Did I see Moochelle and the girls pushing grocery carts full of aluminum cans?

Maybe, at this time next year . . .
Title: Re: please donate whatever you can to Obama
Post by: Randy on September 02, 2012, 10:06:11 AM
Why don't the DUmmies just give the muslim all that money that's showering on them from the "Bush tax cuts".

The few DUmpmonkeys who actually work are in the 10% bracket. Before W, they were paying 15%.

So it seems to me they should be donating 5% of their taxable income to the muslim's campaign.

I think the problem is in just what that 5% consists of. Even though they've tried you can't run a campaign on 200,000 contributions of 2 joints, a king sized Hershy bar, a bag of cheetos and a tub of anal lube.
Title: Re: please donate whatever you can to Obama
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 02, 2012, 10:17:08 AM
I think the problem is in just what that 5% consists of. Even though they've tried you can't run a campaign on 200,000 contributions of 2 joints, a king sized Hershy bar, a bag of cheetos and a tub of anal lube.

I still have that bag of garbage with the aluminum can in it. That's a solidly marketable contribution right there worth at least a couple of cents. What desperate campaign couldn't use an extra two cents?
Title: Re: please donate whatever you can to Obama
Post by: Rufus2010 on September 02, 2012, 11:46:54 AM
I'll send him this:

(http://www.whale.to/b/finger62.jpg)
Title: Re: please donate whatever you can to Obama
Post by: Freeper on September 02, 2012, 11:56:47 AM
The dog pooped on the carpet the other day, I should have saved it and sent it to 0bama.
Title: Re: please donate whatever you can to Obama
Post by: Randy on September 02, 2012, 11:59:27 AM
The dog pooped on the carpet the other day, I should have saved it and sent it to 0bama.



Hummmmm I do need to clean the litter box. Think I should donate in Stinky's name?  :whistling:
Title: Re: please donate whatever you can to Obama
Post by: Freeper on September 02, 2012, 12:02:27 PM

Hummmmm I do need to clean the litter box. Think I should donate in Stinky's name?  :whistling:

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Title: Re: please donate whatever you can to Obama
Post by: AprilRazz on September 02, 2012, 12:42:42 PM

Hummmmm I do need to clean the litter box. Think I should donate in Stinky's name?  :whistling:
I have litterboxes to clean as well as 2 horse stalls. Want to combine donations?
Title: Re: please donate whatever you can to Obama
Post by: Randy on September 02, 2012, 01:02:43 PM
I have litterboxes to clean as well as 2 horse stalls. Want to combine donations?

I'm thinking pure horseshit could stand as it's own donation.Maybe to the party platform.  :-)
Title: Re: please donate whatever you can to Obama
Post by: obumazombie on September 02, 2012, 01:41:56 PM
I'm thinking pure horseshit could stand as it's own donation.Maybe to the party platform.  :-)
Knowing libs they would probably use that for fertilizer on their racism, and other divisiveness.