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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: franksolich on August 30, 2012, 07:09:02 PM
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021235990
Oh my.
nadinbrzezinski (108,459 posts)
I gotta say it
this kid has good spanish... but damn it, if he thinks he will get my vote because his son lived in Chile and speaks good Spanish... that is nice pandering though.
C_U_L8R (15,082 posts)
2. The lip smacking is universally annoying.
Must have picked it up from his dad.
Terra Alta (2,478 posts)
4. I don't think the Romneys got the memo
the Republican platform calls for English to be the official language of the US. The base can't be too happy about this.
Hmmmm.
Jeb Bush must've delivered one Hell of a great speech, if the primitives are all wrought up over it.
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I wonder if the crazy bald dwarf is any more fluent in Mexican than she is in English.
Something tells me she isn't.
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I wonder if the crazy bald dwarf is any more fluent in Mexican than she is in English.
Something tells me she isn't.
I'm trying to wrap my head around what Boris Badenov might sound like speaking Spanish and I can't.
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Cleita (59,136 posts)
7. I lived in Chile and speak Spanish but that doesn't make me qualified
to run for office.
I was a community organizer and I speak ebonics.
Does that make me qualified?
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I'm trying to wrap my head around what Boris Badenov might sound like speaking Spanish and I can't.
Imagine a duck. A Russian duck. A Russian two-pack-a-day smoker duck.
Now, imagine that duck speaking Spanish.
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Imagine a duck. A Russian duck. A Russian two-pack-a-day smoker duck.
Now, imagine that duck speaking Spanish.
Does it walk and talk like a duck ? What does it sound like when stepped on ? That's the acid test you know.
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Does it walk and talk like a duck ? What does it sound like when stepped on ? That's the acid test you know.
To summarize: Nad's voice sounds like stepping on a two pack a day Spanish speaking Russian duck, on acid.
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How do we know she is a bald dwarf?? Have we seen pics??
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How do we know she is a bald dwarf?? Have we seen pics??
Yes, we have.
Wanna see them?
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Yes, we have.
Wanna see them?
*shudders at the thought of impending doom*
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*shudders at the thought of impending doom*
I still think her intentional uglification and sloppification of herself is a demonstration of her contempt for other people.
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Yes, we have.
Wanna see them?
Damn straight!!!
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I still think her intentional uglification and sloppification of herself is a demonstration of her contempt for other people.
She doesn't have much to work with. Can you imagine looking for clothes for a 300-pound dwarf? Well, except for Gnomex shirts.
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Damn straight!!!
No, you really don't.
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No, you really don't.
Too late.
I hope dear seahorse survived the exposure.
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A :rant:
Too late.
I hope dear seahorse survived the exposure.
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Aack!!!!
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She doesn't have much to work with. Can you imagine looking for clothes for a 300-pound dwarf? Well, except for Gnomex shirts.
H5! :rotf: :rotf:
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A :rant:Too late.
I hope dear seahorse survived the exposure.
Aack!!!!
Hey--you wanted to see them! :tongue:
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She doesn't have much to work with. Can you imagine looking for clothes for a 300-pound dwarf? Well, except for Gnomex shirts.
Well now, that's not quite true.
There are women with significant bodily defects (none here on conservativecave, though; everybody here's beautiful people to franksolich), some of them even worse than the oblate spheroid.
But they do little tricks and stuff that minimize the defect, ranging from a slight improvement in their looks clear to where the problem's not even noticed. I dunno what tricks they use, because I'm not a women's clothier or hair-dresser, but they do something.
Vlada Mitty on the other hand purposely goes out of her way to uglify herself, and I think it's her way of expressing her contempt for people.