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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Freeper on August 29, 2012, 08:17:12 PM
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MiddleFingerMom (18,034 posts)
Doing my part to keep Republicans in disarray, I'll be posting this all over their forums next week:
Last edited Wed Aug 29, 2012, 07:16 PM USA/ET - Edit history (1)
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To all Republicans who attended the Republican National Convention last week:
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My name is MiddleFingerMom. I was contracted to supply all the hand sanitizer
products used at your convention. I was extremely happy to do so.
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One question though... did you LOOK at those hand sanitizers when you used them?
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I mean, did you really, REALLY look at them?
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(http://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af203/middlefingermom/0a0a0MFM-SatanizerMFM.jpg)
I wonder if he will show up here. :lmao:
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Now that was actually funny, it was well set up and delivered.
Well done, primitive.
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Childish comes to mind.
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Childish comes to mind.
Nah, it was pretty clever. Well, relative to their usual antics.
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Childish comes to mind.
Well ****!
I ordered 2 cases.
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Get it, not, I do.
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I doubt he'll be posting this all over the net. The bravery to step outside the echo chamber of DU is in short supply.
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Aaaaah Damn! :rofl: You totally got me with hand SATANizer! Wakka Wakka Wakka! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Gosh, ya know, I guess I could get behind communism and abortion... I'd hate to wind up with more SATANizer on my hands!
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(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/Fozzie-bear.jpg)
He's a real cutup.
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I'm trying to figure out why I should care. People clean their hands with it, not worship it. Not particularly profound. It does beg the question, though, how come no one's reported this yet? MSNBC would be frothing at the mouth at how someone "pulled one over" on the conservatives.
Cindie
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The middlefinger mom is a satanic plumbing mechanic. She gets a lot of occupoop under her fingernails. She needs this product.
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Put that logo on the back of a bottle of Scotch and the Kennedy Klan will buy out your inventory on the spot. :lmao:
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If you use a lot of hand satanizer on your hands does it cause your hands to become heathenistic, anti-American appendages that posts lies regularly on hate sites like DU?
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Middlefinger mom is the perfect illustration of just how socially and intellectually retarded the left is.
OOoooooo I'm scared to ****ing death that I'm going to turn into Satan's spawn because you wrote SATANizer and a pentagram on a bottle of Purel.
That rates right up there with walking vagina's as ways the left "show's us" on a daily basis.
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Middlefinger mom is the perfect illustration of just how socially and intellectually retarded the left is.
OOoooooo I'm scared to ****ing death that I'm going to turn into Satan's spawn because you wrote SATANizer and a pentagram on a bottle of Purel.
That rates right up there with walking vagina's as ways the left "show's us" on a daily basis.
:whatever:
MFM is one of the leading primitive personalities in the Lounge; doesn't venture out of there to post in other forums on Skins's island much.
A trite, trivial primitive personage, so shallow and insipid even franksolich doesn't bother.
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Childish comes to mind.
It's the Liberal state of mind.
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The middlefinger mom is a satanic plumbing mechanic. She gets a lot of occupoop under her fingernails. She needs this product.
I'm not positive, but I think that one's actually a dude, and the screenname has some meaning other than the most intuitive one, like he's flipping off his own mom, or something.
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(http://cdn.motinetwork.net/demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1008/professor-chaos-south-park-butters-professor-chaos-ninjas-demotivational-poster-1281852702.jpg)
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Whelp this does it for me. I'm convinced. You just can't compete with such superior intellect. Sorry folks I'm voting straight dem come this November. :lmao: :rotf: :rofl:
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I'm not positive, but I think that one's actually a dude, and the screenname has some meaning other than the most intuitive one, like he's flipping off his own mom, or something.
Yup. It's a male. It lives in AZ.
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Whelp this does it for me. I'm convinced. You just can't compete with such superior intellect. Sorry folks I'm voting straight dem come this November. :lmao: :rotf: :rofl:
I'm voting straight Dem too. I mean how can one counter his logic and his well thought out argument?
0bama/Biden 2012!!!!11111
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I'm voting straight Dem too. I mean how can one counter his logic and his well thought out argument?
0bama/Biden 2012!!!!11111
Elebenty ?
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Yup. It's a male. It lives in AZ.
Bears a strong resemblance to a certain neckbearded one.
Every now and then, he goes on a posting frenzy.
Much like the neckbeard, they have no substance, gets few, if any, comments.
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Bears a strong resemblance to a certain neckbearded one.
Every now and then, he goes on a posting frenzy.
Much like the neckbeard, they have no substance, gets few, if any, comments.
It's a post whore. At any given time, it has /1015/20 active posts in the lounge.
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So...this...guy? is going to keep us in disarray with horrible, horrible puns? He's going to cripple us with his crippled wit?
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So...this...guy? is going to keep us in disarray with horrible, horrible puns? He's going to cripple us with his crippled wit?
You put it that way, he hasn't a leg to stand on.
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So...this...guy? is going to keep us in disarray with horrible, horrible puns? He's going to cripple us with his crippled wit?
This gives me an idea for a thread. Post an offensive premise, and allow all forum members to rate 1 to 10 on how offended they are by the comment. All 10 out of 10ers would compete in a offend off.
As for your post, I'm offended by it, but only about 5 out of 10. Keep trying though.
edit for increased sarcasm (if that is possible)
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Childish comes to mind.
Also stupid, pointless, and a waste of time.
Still, I suppose it's a step up from what I was expecting, I was thinking that the DUmmy was going to have mentioned that she put some manner of bodily fluids in it or something.
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That explains this:
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-cB1cOfS9DMk/UDmHsYApwLI/AAAAAAAAGzw/4h8i1iV0whk/s400/ObamaTardsBirtherBanner8-25-2012.png)
Thanks, dems!
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That explains this:
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-cB1cOfS9DMk/UDmHsYApwLI/AAAAAAAAGzw/4h8i1iV0whk/s400/ObamaTardsBirtherBanner8-25-2012.png)
Thanks, dems!
America is better then birtherism. The grammar is so bad, I should spell it grammer. Than is comparison, then is time. Will the uneducated libs ever get that ?
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I guess I'm too dumb. I don't get the humor in that hand sanitizer thing.
Sort of like a Rob McGrath "cartoon".