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How to spot completely miserable women
How to spot completely miserable women
You can see it in the eyes. Vacant, sort of glassy, dark and distant as if staring into a cave full of nails from a thousand miles – and a million joyful lifetimes – away.
It moves on to the skin, pale and ill-fitting like a mannequin in a human costume, like it’s not the slightest bit comfortable in there, closing around a sallow tightness of the mouth and lips, maybe a severity of haircut, the sweater buttoned a bit too tight and the collar cutting circulation to the vital organs, but most especially and obviously, to the heart.
Do you see it? Do you see it, most frequently and with a tragic sigh, in the women of the GOP, from the senseless female candidates themselves (Hi, Ms. Bachmann!) to the sallow wives and disoriented daughters of the ultraconservative males who fear and detest everything real women represent?
You know the look. You’ve seen it a million times, this “Oh my God how did I get here,†this “How can this really be my life,†this look of deep and long-muted pain and/or dull resignation (Hi, Mrs. Vitter!), the long rusted-over knowledge that choices have been made and there was no other way, even though there was, even though there still is.
http://blog.sfgate.com/morford/2012/08/28/miserable-women/
Yeah, look at my vacant eyes... :whatever:
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y131/Foam_Kitty/eyea.jpg)
You can see it in the eyes. Vacant, sort of glassy, dark and distant as if staring into a cave full of nails from a thousand miles – and a million joyful lifetimes – away.
It moves on to the skin, pale and ill-fitting like a mannequin in a human costume, like it’s not the slightest bit comfortable in there, closing around a sallow tightness of the mouth and lips,, etc...
Yeah, look at my vacant eyes... :whatever:
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y131/Foam_Kitty/eyea.jpg)
(http://i1089.photobucket.com/albums/i348/the_precious1/84a4de92.png)Matt Damon and Nicholas Cage?
(http://i1089.photobucket.com/albums/i348/the_precious1/84a4de92.png)
Matt Damon and Nicholas Cage?
Yeah, look at my vacant eyes... :whatever:
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y131/Foam_Kitty/eyea.jpg)
Ooooo, purty...
Yeah, look at my vacant eyes... :whatever:
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y131/Foam_Kitty/eyea.jpg)
Yeah, look at my vacant eyes... :whatever:
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y131/Foam_Kitty/eyea.jpg)
I don't want to tell you what the lurking stevenumbers just did.
I thought all GOP women were barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen?
Matt Damon and Nicholas Cage?
Do you see it, most frequently and with a tragic sigh, in the women of the GOP
Morford, of course. WTF does he know about women?
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021225075
Yep, just look at the sallow skinned, glassy eyed example of a Republican woman. You can tell that she is truly miserable with her life, can't you? The severity of her haircut shows just how downtrodden she is, and the cliff behind her obviously shows that she is contemplating suicide the escape the emptiness of her life :rofl:
(http://i46.tinypic.com/28bwv9e.jpg)
You are beautiful
Yep, just look at the sallow skinned, glassy eyed example of a Republican woman. You can tell that she is truly miserable with her life, can't you? The severity of her haircut shows just how downtrodden she is, and the cliff behind her obviously shows that she is contemplating suicide the escape the emptiness of her life :rofl:First it was BEG's eyes, and now this.
(http://i46.tinypic.com/28bwv9e.jpg)
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-GdLgquyHOu0/UDwNjyWPV2I/AAAAAAAAMU0/6ZXlAd1fVuU/s1600/code_pink_support_murder-of-our-troops.jpg)
You have to be a miserable bitch to hold this up outside a military hospital that was treating our wounded troops.
I don't care whether they agree with me on anything else. Please tell me this is a photoshop and that Code Pink doesn't actually WANT US servicemembers to die.They were out in front of WR for months with fake, flag draped coffins. In full view of patients.
They were out in front of WR for months with fake, flag draped coffins. In full view of patients.
Any news stories, reputable sources, etc? I want to show this to my sister who supports them...
Yep, just look at the sallow skinned, glassy eyed example of a Republican woman. You can tell that she is truly miserable with her life, can't you? The severity of her haircut shows just how downtrodden she is, and the cliff behind her obviously shows that she is contemplating suicide the escape the emptiness of her life :rofl:Cliffs of moher?
(http://i46.tinypic.com/28bwv9e.jpg)
Cliffs of moher?
Poor, poor pitiful me. :rofl:
(http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q276/cavistonm/aprilbranding3.jpg)
I had just saved my hat from a burial at sea.
Any news stories, reputable sources, etc? I want to show this to my sister who supports them...http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=96f_1177158021
Yep, just look at the sallow skinned, glassy eyed example of a Republican woman. You can tell that she is truly miserable with her life, can't you? The severity of her haircut shows just how downtrodden she is, and the cliff behind her obviously shows that she is contemplating suicide the escape the emptiness of her life :rofl:
(http://i46.tinypic.com/28bwv9e.jpg)
Hey! No smiling!
:cheersmate:
I think that is actually where this photo was taken. Well spotted!
And thank you to everybody for their compliments :-)
CR, you look prettier than ever, and longview, you're lookin' pretty good too!All true, but is longview flipping us the "momsmiddlefinger" from under that hat ?
As far as spotting miserable females, just an Obama-Biden bumpersticker isn't a completely sure shot, but a DU one sure as Hell is.
I think it's just about time for a photo thread so all the CC women can show us men how lucky we are.Leave photo threads to the DUmp, please. They're hilarious.
:rotf:
(http://i1089.photobucket.com/albums/i348/the_precious1/a6c1acb9.jpg)
:rotf:
(http://i1089.photobucket.com/albums/i348/the_precious1/a6c1acb9.jpg)
Yep, just look at the sallow skinned, glassy eyed example of a Republican woman. You can tell that she is truly miserable with her life, can't you? The severity of her haircut shows just how downtrodden she is, and the cliff behind her obviously shows that she is contemplating suicide the escape the emptiness of her life :rofl:
(http://i46.tinypic.com/28bwv9e.jpg)
Are you sure that's a "girl"?
Such beautiful, happy women here. My wife might get jealous.I have to credit you for giving me the idea for Maobamao. I couldn't find the thread in which I saw your Maobama.
I have to credit you for giving me the idea for Maobamao. I couldn't find the thread in which I saw your Maobama.:greet:
"How to spot completely miserable women"
Their marriage certificate says "Bill Clinton" or "Joe Biden" or "Barry Obama" ?
:rotf:Thanks for the warning...sure wouldn't want to stick something dear to me in it while it's angry....on second thought, I wouldn't do that when it wasn't angry.
(http://i1089.photobucket.com/albums/i348/the_precious1/a6c1acb9.jpg)
:rotf:
(http://i1089.photobucket.com/albums/i348/the_precious1/a6c1acb9.jpg)
Who doesn't ?
I find the self-posted pictures of CC women lovely.
Who doesn't ?
Who doesn't ?
Oh, the part of my post where I contrasted them with the ugly, skanky, yellow-toothed, hairy, fat, pissed-off and unkempt ****bag chicks of DU must have gotten cut off.No problemo, no need to apologize at all. I completely agreed with your premise.
Sorry.