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Title: How to spot completely miserable women
Post by: CactusCarlos on August 29, 2012, 03:37:00 PM
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How to spot completely miserable women
How to spot completely miserable women

You can see it in the eyes. Vacant, sort of glassy, dark and distant as if staring into a cave full of nails from a thousand miles – and a million joyful lifetimes – away.

It moves on to the skin, pale and ill-fitting like a mannequin in a human costume, like it’s not the slightest bit comfortable in there, closing around a sallow tightness of the mouth and lips, maybe a severity of haircut, the sweater buttoned a bit too tight and the collar cutting circulation to the vital organs, but most especially and obviously, to the heart.

Do you see it? Do you see it, most frequently and with a tragic sigh, in the women of the GOP, from the senseless female candidates themselves (Hi, Ms. Bachmann!) to the sallow wives and disoriented daughters of the ultraconservative males who fear and detest everything real women represent?

You know the look. You’ve seen it a million times, this “Oh my God how did I get here,” this “How can this really be my life,” this look of deep and long-muted pain and/or dull resignation (Hi, Mrs. Vitter!), the long rusted-over knowledge that choices have been made and there was no other way, even though there was, even though there still is.

http://blog.sfgate.com/morford/2012/08/28/miserable-women/
Title: Re: Re: How to spot completely miserable women
Post by: Freeper on August 29, 2012, 03:40:41 PM
Let's compare women. Here the women seem happy, they love their families even the moonbats among them, and they have a sense of humor. DU women are bitter, full of hate, and can't stand their family.
Title: Re: How to spot completely miserable women
Post by: jukin on August 29, 2012, 03:44:07 PM
Put projector to 120%.
Title: Re: How to spot completely miserable women
Post by: blitzkrieg_17 on August 29, 2012, 03:46:22 PM
Morford, of course. WTF does he know about women?
Title: Re: How to spot completely miserable women
Post by: BEG on August 29, 2012, 03:48:42 PM
Yeah, look at my vacant eyes...  :whatever:

(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y131/Foam_Kitty/eyea.jpg)
Title: Re: How to spot completely miserable women
Post by: docstew on August 29, 2012, 03:50:33 PM
Yeah, look at my vacant eyes...  :whatever:

(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y131/Foam_Kitty/eyea.jpg)

Ooooo, purty...
Title: Re: How to spot completely miserable women
Post by: Randy on August 29, 2012, 03:51:03 PM
How do I spot a completely miserable woman? I usually find them by looking at their high DUmp post count.  :p
Title: Re: How to spot completely miserable women
Post by: USA4ME on August 29, 2012, 04:06:50 PM
Quote from:
You can see it in the eyes. Vacant, sort of glassy, dark and distant as if staring into a cave full of nails from a thousand miles – and a million joyful lifetimes – away.

It moves on to the skin, pale and ill-fitting like a mannequin in a human costume, like it’s not the slightest bit comfortable in there, closing around a sallow tightness of the mouth and lips,, etc...

METAPHOR ALERT!!!!

.
Title: Re: How to spot completely miserable women
Post by: CactusCarlos on August 29, 2012, 04:07:05 PM
Yeah, look at my vacant eyes...  :whatever:

(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y131/Foam_Kitty/eyea.jpg)

They look a little red - must be from the oppression you're suffering.  

 :-)
Title: Re: How to spot completely miserable women
Post by: shadeaux on August 29, 2012, 04:07:39 PM
(http://i1089.photobucket.com/albums/i348/the_precious1/84a4de92.png)
Title: Re: How to spot completely miserable women
Post by: Chris_ on August 29, 2012, 04:16:13 PM
(http://i1089.photobucket.com/albums/i348/the_precious1/84a4de92.png)
Matt Damon and Nicholas Cage?
Title: Re: How to spot completely miserable women
Post by: Randy on August 29, 2012, 04:17:08 PM
(http://i1089.photobucket.com/albums/i348/the_precious1/84a4de92.png)

Ooop there's 2 right there.
Title: Re: How to spot completely miserable women
Post by: Randy on August 29, 2012, 04:19:09 PM
Matt Damon and Nicholas Cage?

Damn, I think you're right!  :rotf:
Title: Re: How to spot completely miserable women
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 29, 2012, 04:19:32 PM
Yeah, look at my vacant eyes...  :whatever:

(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y131/Foam_Kitty/eyea.jpg)

Dayum! :naughty: :hyper: :hot:

Oh--H5 to Shadeaux for the "field guide picture."
Title: Re: How to spot completely miserable women
Post by: Wineslob on August 29, 2012, 04:20:48 PM
Ooooo, purty...


Very!   :hyper:
Title: Re: How to spot completely miserable women
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 29, 2012, 04:21:06 PM
Just be in Charlotte, N.C. next week....they'll be everywhere.
Title: Re: How to spot completely miserable women
Post by: Tucker on August 29, 2012, 04:53:44 PM
Yeah, look at my vacant eyes...  :whatever:

(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y131/Foam_Kitty/eyea.jpg)

Bewitching.

Then there is this.

(http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/2043038/82012247.jpeg)
Title: Re: How to spot completely miserable women
Post by: miskie on August 29, 2012, 05:14:57 PM
(http://i1089.photobucket.com/albums/i348/the_precious1/84a4de92.png)

(http://www.aardvarktheosophy.co.uk/bt.jpg)

EXCELLENT !
Title: Re: How to spot completely miserable women
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 29, 2012, 05:16:53 PM
Yeah, look at my vacant eyes...  :whatever:

(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y131/Foam_Kitty/eyea.jpg)

I don't want to tell you what the lurking stevenumbers just did.
Title: Re: How to spot completely miserable women
Post by: BEG on August 29, 2012, 05:24:30 PM
I don't want to tell you what the lurking stevenumbers just did.

Tell me...
Title: Re: How to spot completely miserable women
Post by: Evil_Conservative on August 29, 2012, 05:29:39 PM
I thought all GOP women were barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen?
Title: Re: How to spot completely miserable women
Post by: miskie on August 29, 2012, 05:42:00 PM
I thought all GOP women were barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen?

Speaking of -- Where's my sammich ?    :-)
Title: Re: How to spot completely miserable women
Post by: Duke Nukum on August 29, 2012, 05:45:10 PM
How to spot a completely miserable woman:
She posts at the DUmp without being a mole.
She voted for 0bama because she believed in Hope & Change.
She crosses the Rubicon in search of crunchy news all the while staying frosty.
She makes up stories about a car coming through a laundry mat she is sitting in even though she is rich and has her own washing machine and dryer combo.
She believes in Global Warming(TM).
She thinks the Supreme Court selected President Bush.
She believes 9/11/01 was an inside job.
She either gets her news from MSNBC and/or FSTV or lies about getting her news from MSNBC and/or FSTV.
She knows who Mike Malloy is.
She mercilessly and savagely attacks Sarah Palin and her daughters and Michele Bachmann and Michelle Malkin and Condalisa  Rice and Patricia Heaton and countless other non-liberal women while loudly decrying the Republican War on Women which doesn't exist.
She thinks the whole world cares about her vagina.
In some cases, she married a Kennedy, Clinton, Gore, or Edwards and either stands by her man or doesn't leave him until much humiliation and pain has been shoveled on her.
Title: Re: How to spot completely miserable women
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 29, 2012, 06:19:51 PM
Code pink has hairy armpits.
Title: Re: How to spot completely miserable women
Post by: movie buff on August 29, 2012, 06:39:50 PM
Matt Damon and Nicholas Cage?

H5! LOL!
Title: Re: How to spot completely miserable women
Post by: sunsettommy on August 29, 2012, 06:49:27 PM
I read it and wonder where the bumble bee stung this dude for trashing people for cheap leftist propaganda.

 :mental:

Title: Re: How to spot completely miserable women
Post by: MrsSmith on August 29, 2012, 07:43:00 PM
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Do you see it, most frequently and with a tragic sigh, in the women of the GOP

Bless their little hearts, they got the mirror confused for a window again.  Tsk, tsk. 


 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/tampa-republican-conventions-code-pink-vagina-protesters-365541

They have to wear it like this so guys can tell they are female...   :-)
Title: Re: How to spot completely miserable women
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on August 29, 2012, 07:50:10 PM
Morford, of course. WTF does he know about women?

OK, I was right without even looking.  Thanks.

Pffftt....what a useless lump of fetid flesh.
Title: Re: How to spot completely miserable women
Post by: Celtic Rose on August 29, 2012, 09:12:35 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021225075


Yep, just look at the sallow skinned, glassy eyed example of a Republican woman.  You can tell that she is truly miserable with her life, can't you?  The severity of her haircut shows just how downtrodden she is, and the cliff behind her obviously shows that she is contemplating suicide the escape the emptiness of her life   :rofl:

(http://i46.tinypic.com/28bwv9e.jpg)
Title: Re: How to spot completely miserable women
Post by: Ausonius on August 29, 2012, 09:18:24 PM
"How to spot completely miserable women"

Their marriage certificate says "Bill Clinton" or "Joe Biden" or "Barry Obama" ?
Title: Re: How to spot completely miserable women
Post by: Red October on August 29, 2012, 09:23:43 PM
My sister didn't look like a miserable woman when she got her Lieutenant bars pinned on her.  She looked tall and proud.  She looks like the kind of woman who would snap the pecker off an America hating douchebag liberal and stab him in the neck with it.  An activity which would fill her with glee, not misery.  So.... wrong again, DU

 
Title: Re: How to spot completely miserable women
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on August 29, 2012, 09:25:08 PM
Why does DU insist on taking so many cheap shots at Teresa Heinz Kerry?


(http://writingcompany.blogs.com/this_isnt_writing_its_typ/images/teresa_heinz.jpg)

Some days they're just mean.
Title: Re: How to spot completely miserable women
Post by: Red October on August 29, 2012, 09:33:11 PM
What the hell is she getting ready to do???  :(  I'm scared...
Title: Re: How to spot completely miserable women
Post by: BEG on August 29, 2012, 09:37:16 PM
Yep, just look at the sallow skinned, glassy eyed example of a Republican woman.  You can tell that she is truly miserable with her life, can't you?  The severity of her haircut shows just how downtrodden she is, and the cliff behind her obviously shows that she is contemplating suicide the escape the emptiness of her life   :rofl:

(http://i46.tinypic.com/28bwv9e.jpg)

You are beautiful
Title: Re: How to spot completely miserable women
Post by: Mike220 on August 29, 2012, 09:39:04 PM
You are beautiful

Seconded.
Title: Re: How to spot completely miserable women
Post by: Chris_ on August 29, 2012, 09:39:41 PM
Hot stuff.
Title: Re: How to spot completely miserable women
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 29, 2012, 10:28:11 PM
Yep, just look at the sallow skinned, glassy eyed example of a Republican woman.  You can tell that she is truly miserable with her life, can't you?  The severity of her haircut shows just how downtrodden she is, and the cliff behind her obviously shows that she is contemplating suicide the escape the emptiness of her life   :rofl:

(http://i46.tinypic.com/28bwv9e.jpg)
First it was BEG's eyes, and now this.

Our lurking friend DUmmy stevenumbers will miss work tomorrow.
Title: Re: How to spot completely miserable women
Post by: longview on August 29, 2012, 11:20:22 PM
Poor, poor pitiful me.   :rofl:

(http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q276/cavistonm/aprilbranding3.jpg)
I had just saved my hat from a burial at sea.
Title: Re: How to spot completely miserable women
Post by: Red October on August 30, 2012, 01:30:21 AM
(http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/547309_404206819633041_1957855515_n.jpg)

I don't know, does she look like she's thinking "how did I get here?" or "this can't be my life?"  Does there look like there's muted pain or dull resignation?  Or does it look like another democrat is a retard?
Title: Re: How to spot completely miserable women
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 30, 2012, 04:18:40 AM
CR, you're hot!

RO, what branch is your sister?
Title: Re: How to spot completely miserable women
Post by: AprilRazz on August 30, 2012, 06:01:34 AM
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-GdLgquyHOu0/UDwNjyWPV2I/AAAAAAAAMU0/6ZXlAd1fVuU/s1600/code_pink_support_murder-of-our-troops.jpg)
You have to be a miserable bitch to hold this up outside a military hospital that was treating our wounded troops.
Title: Re: How to spot completely miserable women
Post by: docstew on August 30, 2012, 06:20:21 AM
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-GdLgquyHOu0/UDwNjyWPV2I/AAAAAAAAMU0/6ZXlAd1fVuU/s1600/code_pink_support_murder-of-our-troops.jpg)
You have to be a miserable bitch to hold this up outside a military hospital that was treating our wounded troops.

I don't care whether they agree with me on anything else. Please tell me this is a photoshop and that Code Pink doesn't actually WANT US servicemembers to die.
Title: Re: How to spot completely miserable women
Post by: AprilRazz on August 30, 2012, 06:25:13 AM
I don't care whether they agree with me on anything else. Please tell me this is a photoshop and that Code Pink doesn't actually WANT US servicemembers to die.
They were out in front of WR for months with fake, flag draped coffins. In full view of patients.
Title: Re: How to spot completely miserable women
Post by: docstew on August 30, 2012, 06:37:47 AM
They were out in front of WR for months with fake, flag draped coffins. In full view of patients.

Any news stories, reputable sources, etc? I want to show this to my sister who supports them...
Title: Re: How to spot completely miserable women
Post by: Gina on August 30, 2012, 07:28:55 AM
Any news stories, reputable sources, etc? I want to show this to my sister who supports them...

Oh yeh, I want to know this too and show it off
Title: Re: How to spot completely miserable women
Post by: 67 Rover on August 30, 2012, 07:45:16 AM
Yep, just look at the sallow skinned, glassy eyed example of a Republican woman.  You can tell that she is truly miserable with her life, can't you?  The severity of her haircut shows just how downtrodden she is, and the cliff behind her obviously shows that she is contemplating suicide the escape the emptiness of her life   :rofl:

(http://i46.tinypic.com/28bwv9e.jpg)
Cliffs of moher?
Title: Re: How to spot completely miserable women
Post by: Celtic Rose on August 30, 2012, 07:51:35 AM
Cliffs of moher?

I think that is actually where this photo was taken.  Well spotted!

And thank you to everybody for their compliments :-) 
Title: Re: How to spot completely miserable women
Post by: BEG on August 30, 2012, 07:57:01 AM
Poor, poor pitiful me.   :rofl:

(http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q276/cavistonm/aprilbranding3.jpg)
I had just saved my hat from a burial at sea.

All hat and no cattle...  :p



Look how cute you are. :)
Title: Re: How to spot completely miserable women
Post by: Karin on August 30, 2012, 08:49:32 AM
All the wimmenz are cute here!   :naughty:

Red October, I just gave you a H5 to pass along to your sister, the next time you see her.  And a  :usflag:
Title: Re: How to spot completely miserable women
Post by: AprilRazz on August 30, 2012, 09:11:23 AM
Any news stories, reputable sources, etc? I want to show this to my sister who supports them...
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=96f_1177158021
Hannity and Colmes interview.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,167017,00.html
http://cnsnews.com/news/article/anti-war-protests-wounded-army-hospital
As usual the WP kissing the arse of code pink...
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/10/29/AR2005102901250.html

I have personally seen the caskets they had out there. Truly disgusting.
Title: Re: How to spot completely miserable women
Post by: Wineslob on August 30, 2012, 09:48:43 AM
Yep, just look at the sallow skinned, glassy eyed example of a Republican woman.  You can tell that she is truly miserable with her life, can't you?  The severity of her haircut shows just how downtrodden she is, and the cliff behind her obviously shows that she is contemplating suicide the escape the emptiness of her life   :rofl:

(http://i46.tinypic.com/28bwv9e.jpg)


Hey! No smiling!

 :cheersmate:
Title: Re: How to spot completely miserable women
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 30, 2012, 09:52:28 AM

Hey! No smiling!

 :cheersmate:

Well, if you don't METH around, you don't lose your teeth.
Title: Re: How to spot completely miserable women
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on August 30, 2012, 10:44:47 AM
CR, you look prettier than ever, and longview, you're lookin' pretty good too!

As far as spotting miserable females, just an Obama-Biden bumpersticker isn't a completely sure shot, but a DU one sure as Hell is.
Title: Re: How to spot completely miserable women
Post by: 67 Rover on August 30, 2012, 12:33:33 PM
I think that is actually where this photo was taken.  Well spotted!

And thank you to everybody for their compliments :-) 

I have pretty much the same photo, and I also stepped over the Yellow rope to get close to the edge.  :shame:
Title: Re: How to spot completely miserable women
Post by: Rebel on August 30, 2012, 12:40:23 PM
It's been said many times before, and not just on this thread. I don't think it's a secret as to which side has the women.  :naughty:
Title: Re: How to spot completely miserable women
Post by: Skul on August 30, 2012, 04:45:17 PM
Unlike some that are destined to take photos of themselves, behind bars, or something.  :-)

http://getfile4.posterous.com/getfile/files.posterous.com/temp-2011-04-18/fGkvstyegBoBgpnHJedfxsEefgitEmlImhxpCFDJovfFbanundabnaeCBqui/SAM_0641.JPG.scaled1000.jpg
Go ahead, click for the ultimate happy liberal womyn.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v319/Bovine/photobucket-4324-1334509136299.jpg
Title: Re: How to spot completely miserable women
Post by: obumazombie on August 30, 2012, 04:50:07 PM
CR, you look prettier than ever, and longview, you're lookin' pretty good too!

As far as spotting miserable females, just an Obama-Biden bumpersticker isn't a completely sure shot, but a DU one sure as Hell is.
All true, but is longview flipping us the "momsmiddlefinger" from under that hat ?
Title: Re: How to spot completely miserable women
Post by: YupItsMe on August 30, 2012, 06:27:52 PM
I think it's just about time for a photo thread so all the CC women can show us men how lucky we are.
Title: Re: How to spot completely miserable women
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 30, 2012, 07:57:22 PM
I think it's just about time for a photo thread so all the CC women can show us men how lucky we are.
Leave photo threads to the DUmp, please. They're hilarious.

We already know how lucky we are.
Title: Re: How to spot completely miserable women
Post by: shadeaux on August 30, 2012, 09:46:59 PM
 :rotf:

(http://i1089.photobucket.com/albums/i348/the_precious1/a6c1acb9.jpg)
Title: Re: How to spot completely miserable women
Post by: Mike220 on August 30, 2012, 09:54:46 PM
:rotf:

(http://i1089.photobucket.com/albums/i348/the_precious1/a6c1acb9.jpg)

See a doctor. Sure there's a cream for that.
Title: Re: How to spot completely miserable women
Post by: Evil_Conservative on August 30, 2012, 10:25:25 PM
:rotf:

(http://i1089.photobucket.com/albums/i348/the_precious1/a6c1acb9.jpg)

Are you sure that's a "girl"?
Title: Re: How to spot completely miserable women
Post by: longview on August 30, 2012, 10:35:37 PM
^^ His/her mama's might be even angrier!



I should have posted a pic of my cows.  Even they have a more cheerful countenance than what I've seen of lib women.
Title: Re: How to spot completely miserable women
Post by: wasp69 on August 30, 2012, 10:41:19 PM
Yep, just look at the sallow skinned, glassy eyed example of a Republican woman.  You can tell that she is truly miserable with her life, can't you?  The severity of her haircut shows just how downtrodden she is, and the cliff behind her obviously shows that she is contemplating suicide the escape the emptiness of her life   :rofl:

(http://i46.tinypic.com/28bwv9e.jpg)

Oh my...  Who gave you permission to grow up, young lady?
Title: Re: How to spot completely miserable women
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 30, 2012, 11:00:55 PM
Are you sure that's a "girl"?

I think it's Keef's sidekick, The Munch Maddow.
Title: Re: How to spot completely miserable women
Post by: Jasonw560 on August 30, 2012, 11:22:33 PM
Such beautiful, happy women here. My wife might get jealous.
Title: Re: How to spot completely miserable women
Post by: obumazombie on August 30, 2012, 11:25:28 PM
Such beautiful, happy women here. My wife might get jealous.
I have to credit you for giving me the idea for Maobamao. I couldn't find the thread in which I saw your Maobama.
Title: Re: How to spot completely miserable women
Post by: Jasonw560 on August 30, 2012, 11:29:00 PM
I have to credit you for giving me the idea for Maobamao. I couldn't find the thread in which I saw your Maobama.
:greet:

I've used it here and there, often interspersing it with with "Zero" (as in Zero with the rim ripped off....an old saying my great uncle used).

I like your iteration of it.
Title: Re: How to spot completely miserable women
Post by: movie buff on August 31, 2012, 06:40:53 AM
"How to spot completely miserable women"

Their marriage certificate says "Bill Clinton" or "Joe Biden" or "Barry Obama" ?

I wouldn't call Moo- chelle "Miserable," at least not yet (It depends on how things go this November); Being miserable tends to suggest sadness, and Moo- chelle is more controlled by perpetual anger than sadness.
 This is shown by her two alternating facial expressions: When she knows cameras are on her, she has a big, fake- looking, condescending grin, of the sort that beauty pageant contestants have. Then, in contrast, when she doesn't think any cameras are on her, she reverts to an ugly, bitter grimace of pure, petty anger and malice.
Title: Re: How to spot completely miserable women
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 31, 2012, 09:37:38 AM
:rotf:

(http://i1089.photobucket.com/albums/i348/the_precious1/a6c1acb9.jpg)
Thanks for the warning...sure wouldn't want to stick something dear to me in it while it's angry....on second thought, I wouldn't do that when it wasn't angry.
Title: Re: How to spot completely miserable women
Post by: Wineslob on August 31, 2012, 09:44:27 AM
:rotf:

(http://i1089.photobucket.com/albums/i348/the_precious1/a6c1acb9.jpg)


Good idea to keep it taped shut.
Title: Re: How to spot completely miserable women
Post by: DefiantSix on August 31, 2012, 09:57:58 AM
Once again, for the lurking DUmbasses...

(http://votingamerican.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/1robb.jpg%3Fw%3D500%26h%3D1571)
Title: Re: How to spot completely miserable women
Post by: Skul on August 31, 2012, 11:04:12 AM
Aw crap.  I didn't want lunch today anyway.
Title: Re: How to spot completely miserable women
Post by: BannedFromDU on August 31, 2012, 12:29:06 PM


     I find the self-posted pictures of CC women lovely.

     
Title: Re: How to spot completely miserable women
Post by: obumazombie on August 31, 2012, 12:32:24 PM

     I find the self-posted pictures of CC women lovely.

     
Who doesn't ?
Title: Re: How to spot completely miserable women
Post by: DefiantSix on August 31, 2012, 12:33:05 PM
Who doesn't ?

Lurking primitives, usually.  :mental:
Title: Re: How to spot completely miserable women
Post by: BannedFromDU on August 31, 2012, 12:35:12 PM
Who doesn't ?

     Oh, the part of my post where I contrasted them with the ugly, skanky, yellow-toothed, hairy, fat, pissed-off and unkempt ****bag chicks of DU must have gotten cut off.

     Sorry.
Title: Re: How to spot completely miserable women
Post by: obumazombie on August 31, 2012, 12:36:57 PM
     Oh, the part of my post where I contrasted them with the ugly, skanky, yellow-toothed, hairy, fat, pissed-off and unkempt ****bag chicks of DU must have gotten cut off.

     Sorry.
No problemo, no need to apologize at all. I completely agreed with your premise.