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Title: Woman rolls car after spotting rabbit in road
Post by: Ptarmigan on August 28, 2012, 10:22:35 PM
Woman rolls car after spotting rabbit in road
http://www.seacoastonline.com/articles/20120827-NEWS-208270351

The rabbit should be tried for attempted capital murder and punishment by firing squad.  :argh:
Title: Re: Woman rolls car after spotting rabbit in road
Post by: Duke Nukum on August 28, 2012, 10:30:41 PM
Yeah. Probably he'll just get run over by a car, eventually. Or better yet, eaten by a hawk. It would be an honor for a bunny to be eaten by a hawk.
Title: Re: Woman rolls car after spotting rabbit in road
Post by: Ptarmigan on August 28, 2012, 10:32:36 PM
Quote from: Duke Nukum on August 28, 2012, 10:30:41 PM
Yeah. Probably he'll just get run over by a car, eventually. Or better yet, eaten by a hawk. It would be an honor for a bunny to be eaten by a hawk.

The bunny deserves to be sent to the gas chamber.
Title: Re: Woman rolls car after spotting rabbit in road
Post by: Undies on August 28, 2012, 10:34:22 PM
She had a bumper sticker that read "I Break For Bunnies".
Title: Re: Woman rolls car after spotting rabbit in road
Post by: Ptarmigan on August 28, 2012, 10:37:35 PM
Quote from: Undies on August 28, 2012, 10:34:22 PM
She had a bumper sticker that read "I Break For Bunnies".


That are ought to be a bumper sticker that says "I Exterminate Filthy Sodomite Bunnies".  :lmao:
Title: Re: Woman rolls car after spotting rabbit in road
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on August 28, 2012, 11:14:07 PM
Quote from: Duke Nukum on August 28, 2012, 10:30:41 PM
Yeah. Probably he'll just get run over by a car, eventually. Or better yet, eaten by a hawk. It would be an honor for a bunny to be eaten by a hawk.

I see what you did there.

 :-)

H5!
Title: Re: Woman rolls car after spotting rabbit in road
Post by: CG6468 on August 29, 2012, 10:33:56 AM
Sorry. I don't brake the car for small critters. Deer? Yes.
Title: Re: Woman rolls car after spotting rabbit in road
Post by: thundley4 on August 29, 2012, 11:11:49 AM
Quote from: CG6468 on August 29, 2012, 10:33:56 AM
Sorry. I don't brake the car for small critters. Deer? Yes.

What about skunks?  Hit one of those suckers and the smell will stay on the car forever, it seems.
Title: Re: Woman rolls car after spotting rabbit in road
Post by: CG6468 on August 29, 2012, 11:34:47 AM
Quote from: thundley4 on August 29, 2012, 11:11:49 AM
What about skunks?  Hit one of those suckers and the smell will stay on the car forever, it seems.

That depends. It's mostly the car behind you that gets hit with the stench.

Don't get me wrong. I don't TRY to hit animals. But I will not total my truck to save a damned squirrel.