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Title: One DUmmy wants to compare Michael Jackson with Neil Armstrong
Post by: dane on August 28, 2012, 02:47:00 PM
The DUmmy strange level is amazing
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Playinghardball (2,806 posts)
In 2009 we lost Michael Jackson. Now we lost Neil Armstrong
But he/she/it/Pat isn't getting many bites.
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Flashmann (234 posts)
1. One,I'll never forget......

One,I wish I could......
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msongs (27,137 posts)
2. in one thousand years only one of those will be known nt

But the two replies don't tell us which one will be remembered.  Knowing the DUmmies and the level of strange they cover themselves with, I imagine they'll pick Michael.
Title: Re: One DUmmy wants to compare Michael Jackson with Neil Armstrong
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on August 28, 2012, 02:50:38 PM
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 msongs (27,137 posts)
2. in one thousand years only one of those will be known nt

Trust me, (D)Ullard.  It's not the one you're thinking of.
Title: Re: One DUmmy wants to compare Michael Jackson with Neil Armstrong
Post by: obumazombie on August 28, 2012, 02:51:59 PM
I got a steal today on a Michael Jackson special, boys pants half off.
Title: Re: One DUmmy wants to compare Michael Jackson with Neil Armstrong
Post by: AprilRazz on August 28, 2012, 03:05:38 PM
What is the difference between a grocery sack and Michael Jackson?

One is made of plastic and harmful to children....

the other is a convenient way to carry your shopping. :rimshot:
Title: Re: One DUmmy wants to compare Michael Jackson with Neil Armstrong
Post by: CactusCarlos on August 28, 2012, 03:35:57 PM
Quote from: AprilRazz on August 28, 2012, 03:05:38 PM
What is the difference between a grocery sack and Michael Jackson?

One is made of plastic and harmful to children....

the other is a convenient way to carry your shopping. :rimshot:

 :rotf:

H5
Title: Re: One DUmmy wants to compare Michael Jackson with Neil Armstrong
Post by: Kyle Ricky on August 28, 2012, 03:39:28 PM
Down the street from me is Michael Jackson's favorite town, Dubois (Do Boys).  :rimshot:

I know it is bad. I am trying so hard  :bawl:
Title: Re: One DUmmy wants to compare Michael Jackson with Neil Armstrong
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on August 28, 2012, 03:46:10 PM
What's Michael Jackson's favorite college football team?

Bring'em Young
Title: Re: One DUmmy wants to compare Michael Jackson with Neil Armstrong
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 28, 2012, 04:02:41 PM
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on August 28, 2012, 03:46:10 PM
What's Michael Jackson's favorite college football team?

Bring'em Young
Penn State
Title: Re: One DUmmy wants to compare Michael Jackson with Neil Armstrong
Post by: Undies on August 28, 2012, 04:06:06 PM
Michael Jackson had himself cloned so in about ten years he could pull off the ultimate self-abuse.
Title: Re: One DUmmy wants to compare Michael Jackson with Neil Armstrong
Post by: wasp69 on August 28, 2012, 04:09:51 PM
Quote from: GOBUCKS on August 28, 2012, 04:02:41 PM
Penn State

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Title: Re: One DUmmy wants to compare Michael Jackson with Neil Armstrong
Post by: NHSparky on August 28, 2012, 04:16:41 PM
Did you hear about the McJackson burger?

Fifty year old meat between eight year old buns.
Title: Re: One DUmmy wants to compare Michael Jackson with Neil Armstrong
Post by: RobJohnson on August 28, 2012, 04:29:03 PM
Dumb ass DUmmies