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Title: Your RNC Convention translator
Post by: Freeper on August 27, 2012, 07:55:41 PM
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underpants (104,247 posts)

Your RNC Convention translator


 
"Welfare" = "black"
"entitlements" = "black"
"liberty" = "guns"
"Our brave fallen soldiers" = "white" + "not our fault"
"regulation" = "protect the polluters and racists"
"America" = "white"
"immigration" = "brown"
"debt" = not Bush!! + "the blacks are taking YOUR MONEY"
"national security" = "guns"
"freedom" = "guns"
"Founding Fathers" = "guns"
"a simpler time" = "no blacks or women folk"
"agriculture" = "Okay THEN our people live 'Mexicans'"
"business" = "love the rich"

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021214098

What an idiot.  :banghead:

Title: Re: Your RNC Convention translator
Post by: RobJohnson on August 27, 2012, 07:58:54 PM
Is there any ****ing issue they can't leave race out of?
Title: Re: Your RNC Convention translator
Post by: Jasonw560 on August 27, 2012, 08:00:53 PM
underpants=moron
Title: Re: Re: Re: Your RNC Convention translator
Post by: Freeper on August 27, 2012, 08:02:39 PM
Is there any ****ing issue they can't leave race out of?

Nope because they are racists themselves. They see a black man and think N word so they assume we do too.
Title: Re: Re: Re: Your RNC Convention translator
Post by: franksolich on August 27, 2012, 08:05:34 PM
Nope because they are racists themselves. They see a black man and think N word so they assume we do too.

That's it.

Exactly.
Title: Re: Re: Re: Your RNC Convention translator
Post by: RobJohnson on August 27, 2012, 08:15:19 PM
Nope because they are racists themselves. They see a black man and think N word so they assume we do too.

They must not know that I'm a black conservative posting with all you crackers.
Title: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Your RNC Convention translator
Post by: Freeper on August 27, 2012, 08:18:09 PM
They must not know that I'm a black conservative posting with all you crackers.

I'm brown.
Title: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Your RNC Convention translator
Post by: RobJohnson on August 27, 2012, 08:21:14 PM
I'm brown.

Where is Chris the albino?
Title: Re: Your RNC Convention translator
Post by: ChuckJ on August 27, 2012, 08:29:16 PM
DU translator

I'm pro-choice: Hot, damn let me kill me a baby!!!

They're waging a war on women: Those fundy rethugs expect a woman not to hump every hard pecker she comes across and if she does hump every pecker she comes across they expect her to do something responsible like use some sort of protection. Protection that she or the pecker she's humping have to pay for!!!

The death penalty is barbaric: It's not anywhere near as pleasurable to kill a murdering bastard as it is to murder an innocent baby!

The rethugs are racist: It may be a lie, but if we say it often enough all those stupid dark skinned people will keep voting our people in.

We are tolerant: We hate anyone who disagrees with us, and if you give us the chance we'll treat you like an innocent, unborn baby!

We support our troops: Of course our troops aren't the American military men and women UNLESS it's an American military man or woman who has went crazy and killed one of their fellow soldiers. Otherwise, our troops are anyone who would do harm to America or her brave fighting men and women.

We believe in helping those less fortunate: The government needs to steal for people that's working and give the money to us so we can sit around and bitch about the people that's working!

We love America: The musical group. We loath the country with all of our being.

The rethugs are going to steal the election: So many people are going to vote for Romney that our fraud will not be able to overcome it.

franksolich is evil: (female DUers) franksolich causes a tingle up my leg. (male DUers) franksolich causes a tingle up my leg.
Title: Re: Your RNC Convention translator
Post by: RobJohnson on August 27, 2012, 08:42:38 PM
I found this left wing gem on facebook today.....it made me sick:

(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/c0.0.403.403/p403x403/527262_219556164839520_1234380784_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Your RNC Convention translator
Post by: Kyle Ricky on August 27, 2012, 08:52:53 PM
It makes me laugh to see the racist party speaking out against the Republicans.
Title: Re: Your RNC Convention translator
Post by: Freeper on August 27, 2012, 09:16:41 PM
I found this left wing gem on facebook today.....it made me sick:

(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/c0.0.403.403/p403x403/527262_219556164839520_1234380784_n.jpg)

They are some sick bastards and not the fun sick.  :banghead:
Title: Re: Your RNC Convention translator
Post by: Chris_ on August 27, 2012, 09:18:42 PM
Psycho bitch. :whatever:
Title: Re: Your RNC Convention translator
Post by: Kyle Ricky on August 27, 2012, 09:24:14 PM
I found this left wing gem on facebook today.....it made me sick:

(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/c0.0.403.403/p403x403/527262_219556164839520_1234380784_n.jpg)

You have to remember that there are people out there (Avid MSNBC viewers) who will believe the fake war on women.
Title: Re: Your RNC Convention translator
Post by: sybilll on August 27, 2012, 10:15:08 PM
DNC Convention Translator

"Welfare" = Reparations
"entitlements" = You owe me
"liberty" = Isn't that the chick that's all green and stuff?
"Our brave fallen soldiers" = brown people killers
"regulation" = I can't make my own decisions
"America" = Should be more like Venezuela
"immigration" = Doing jobs we won't, because ewwwww jobs
"debt" = So what, I still have checks in my checkbook
"national security" = ADT
"freedom" = I'm free to take other people's money
"Founding Fathers" = DUH, slave owners
"a simpler time" = Before Clinton made us work for welfare
"agriculture" =  Medical marijuana farm
"business" = those assholes that expect me to show up to work .....everyday
Title: Re: Re: Re: Your RNC Convention translator
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on August 27, 2012, 10:26:50 PM
DNC Convention Translator

"Welfare" = Reparations
"entitlements" = You owe me
"liberty" = Isn't that the chick that's all green and stuff?
"Our brave fallen soldiers" = brown people killers
"regulation" = I can't make my own decisions
"America" = Should be more like Venezuela
"immigration" = Doing jobs we won't, because ewwwww jobs
"debt" = So what, I still have checks in my checkbook
"national security" = ADT
"freedom" = I'm free to take other people's money
"Founding Fathers" = DUH, slave owners
"a simpler time" = Before Clinton made us work for welfare
"agriculture" =  Medical marijuana farm
"business" = those assholes that expect me to show up to work .....everyday

Well done.