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Title: Teacher wanted ad....LOL
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 26, 2012, 06:41:14 AM
This ad has been in the local paper for a couple of weeks...I think it's funny as hell.

4 year old teacher needed for Large Child Development Center. Experience Required. Call XXX-XXX-XXXX

I have some questions for them.

1- How much experience can a 4 year old teacher have?

2- Do they only teach fat kids?

3- Is "I'm Potty Trained" a requirement?

4- "Experience required"...in what?...proper use of playground equipment?

 



Title: Re: Teacher wanted ad....LOL
Post by: Gratiot on August 27, 2012, 11:14:12 AM
This ad has been in the local paper for a couple of weeks...I think it's funny as hell.

4 year old teacher needed for Large Child Development Center. Experience Required. Call XXX-XXX-XXXX

I have some questions for them.

1- How much experience can a 4 year old teacher have?

2- Do they only teach fat kids?

3- Is "I'm Potty Trained" a requirement?

4- "Experience required"...in what?...proper use of playground equipment?

If you think that's bad, you should try reading some of the ads on Craigslist!   :thatsright:  :mental:
Title: Re: Teacher wanted ad....LOL
Post by: Chris_ on August 27, 2012, 11:15:53 AM
How big are the children?
Title: Re: Teacher wanted ad....LOL
Post by: obumazombie on August 27, 2012, 02:04:45 PM
This ad has been in the local paper for a couple of weeks...I think it's funny as hell.

4 year old teacher needed for Large Child Development Center. Experience Required. Call XXX-XXX-XXXX

I have some questions for them.

1- How much experience can a 4 year old teacher have?

2- Do they only teach fat kids?

3- Is "I'm Potty Trained" a requirement?

4- "Experience required"...in what?...proper use of playground equipment?

 





Hey, wait a minute. Is that phone number a double triple X with a quad X for good measure ?