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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: BattleHymn on August 25, 2012, 03:10:05 AM
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A few months back, I created a post with some of the primitives' threads that had zero responses, and paired them up with a Garfield Minus Garfield cartoon strip, here (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=66343.0).
Below is another installment of the same. All of the following posts from the primitives didn't even manage to garner a single response by a fellow primitive. These campfires burned very small, and many were snuffed out by the posting primitive's tears of rejection and loneliness. I hope you have as much fun reading them as I had making them.
hamsterjill (3,506 posts)
SATC: I Am Woman!
Seems appropriate today!
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Drunken Irishman (21,754 posts)
I think got is an ugly word...
I don't like using it. It's harsh sounding and grates on me - especially gotten.
Got to go now.
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Star Member DainBramaged (35,129 posts)
Hulu Plus Sucks
I just cancelled it. I tried the trial. CONSTANT commercials, nothing I don't already get on Netflix or You Tube OR on the show's websites.
Every four minutes it seemed it went to commercials commercials that had NOTHING to do with me. I thought it would be better than the free one, but I was wrong.
Buh Bye.
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WilliamPitt (51,441 posts)
dupe
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Archae (23,769 posts)
Talk about RELIEF!
It rained most of the day yesterday, here in Sheboygan, Wisconsin.
This is what it's like now:
Sheboygan, WI
71°F
Current: Partly Cloudy
Wind: N at 20 mph
Humidity: 51%
Now watch, by next Monday it's be back up to 88 degrees and 70% humidity.
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Denninmi (3,281 posts)
I have goals for today. I'm in a better place, calmer.
The walks really help. So does sleep, yeah, sleep! I got about 4-5 hours.
My goals for today:
1) Make today a "live for the moment" day at work. Just get through it minute by minute without worrying about anything but the one thing in front of me.
2) Not waste a lot of time.
3) Call a Dr's office and ask a lot of questions. I found one by looking online through the Beaumont Hospital site (it's the biggest private hospital system in Michigan). She looks promising, nearby to me, does a lot of holistic type things as well as conventional pharma type medicine.
4) Start an actual plan to eat right. I haven't been eating much of anything for a couple of weeks now. Part of it is my stomach is in knots a lot of the time. Easier not to. But I'm actually kind of disappointed by my weight loss, lack thereof -- I've gone down maybe 2 lbs, it bobs up and down. I know its because I'm not eating enough, that happens, your body just shuts down because it thinks it's starving. So, I'm going to make an effort to eat enough calories in a proper balance, high in protein, moderate in complex carbs. I just had a real breakfast, cottage cheese, brown rice, and a handful of berries on top.
I am going to report back tonight. It better be a positive report!
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avebury (1,104 posts)
Almost time for
True Blood and then The Newsroom! My favorite night of TV.
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Star Member Liberal Veteran (19,699 posts)
When this old world gets me down. And there's no love to be found
I close my eyes and soon I find
I'm in a playground in my mind
Where the children laugh and the children play
And we sing a song all day
"My name is Michael, I got a nickel
I got a nickel, shiny and new
I'm gonna buy me all kinds of candy
That's what I'm gonna do"
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applegrove (54,576 posts)
What are you listening to tonight? Me, Adele & crickets - they actually go well together.
The crickets are like an extra string section.
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datasuspect (23,674 posts)
the depression wadn't an easy time
a dollar a day was the pay back then.
we'd walk the 14 miles to get to work
rain or shine
we'd pick cotton, shuck corn, pluck cotton, and work our finger to the bone
that was just the way life was on the farm.
i remember seeing my mama a-crying when she just couldn't pick no more
but she did it for daddy, and all us kids
momma's heart was as wide as the ocean, and she wouldn't take no mess
well sir, she'd be the first one to pull a switch
"lord, you devilish boys!" mama would scold us
and have mercy, when daddy come home
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datasuspect (23,674 posts)
So I tell them that
I can fly
I will scream
I will break my arm
I will do me harm
Here I stand
Foot in hand
Talking to my wall
I'm not quite right at all
(am I)
Don't set me free, I'm as heavy as can be
Just my librium and me
And my E.S.T. makes three
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bif (14,626 posts)
Black bean burritos & Spanish rice recipes
On my blog
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UTUSN (33,394 posts)
Potato chips *or* real potato/ carobo?!1 WHIch *is* it, take a side!1 n/t
On Edit: Might as well make use of this idiotic post by testing an image
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NightWatcher (18,665 posts)
"I'd rather die than be ordinary!" I shouted
"please get off the giraffe" security responded
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Kennah (5,398 posts)
Share a humorous workplace incident
Years ago when I worked at Carnival Cruise Lines, a coworker was talking on the phone to another coworker who is gay.
Apparently, he called her a "fag hag" over the phone. She retorted by saying, "Oh yeah, well you're a straight hag".
I blew soda through my nose. Several of us were laughing so hard, we were crying. No one could compose themselves enough to say, "I don't really think that's an insult, not even a polite one."
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agent zero (33 posts)
Hello there
New but can't wait to start talking to about stuff.
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datasuspect (23,674 posts)
love is coming to us all
family, it's loving time . . .
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Share a humorous workplace incident
Years ago when I worked at Carnival Cruise Lines, a coworker was talking on the phone to another coworker who is gay.
Apparently, he called her a "fag hag" over the phone. She retorted by saying, "Oh yeah, well you're a straight hag".
I blew soda through my nose. Several of us were laughing so hard, we were crying.
Wha-a-a....... ? :lost:
Laughing so hard at what?
No one could compose themselves enough to say, "I don't really think that's an insult, not even a polite one."
Oh, I see. A (D)Ullard telepathy moment. ::)
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I wanted some amusement this morning. Thanks for your hard work gathering all that here. :lol:
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:rotf:
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