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Title: Democrats Tap Eva Longoria As Speaker For Their Lackluster Convention ...
Post by: Kyle Ricky on August 24, 2012, 08:43:52 PM
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OH MY GOD!!! The Democratic National Convention will be featuring political heavyweights such as...Eva Longoria?

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Democrats Tap Eva Longoria As Speaker For Their Lackluster Convention.

Here are a few of your Democratic National Convention speakers! Talk about a bunch of political heavyweights?

    Newark Mayor Cory Booker
    Charlotte Mayor Anthony Foxx
    Former Michigan Governor Granholm
    CarMax co-founder and former CEO Austin Ligon
    Philadelphia Mayor Michael Nutter
    Costco co-founder and former CEO Jim Sinegal
    Lt. General Claudia Kennedy
    Congresswoman Barbara Lee (California)
    San Antonia Mayor Julian Castro
    President Bill Clinton
    Chicagoland Mayor Rahm Emanuel
    Georgetown Law School Graduate Sandra Fluke
    Montana State Superintendent of Public Instruction Denise Juneau
    Caroline Kennedy
    Senator John Kerry (Massachusetts)
    Lily Ledbetter
    Eva Longoria

While the Republican party has tapped popular political figures like former Florida Governor Jeb Bush and former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, up and comers like New Mexico Governor Susana Martinez, Senator Rand Paul, and Senator Marco Rubio to join keynote speaker Governor Chris Christie, it looks like Democrats are trying to make their convention a flop.

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Title: Re: Democrats Tap Eva Longoria As Speaker For Their Lackluster Convention ...
Post by: Chris_ on August 24, 2012, 08:45:29 PM
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Corey Booker?  I'm surprised he hasn't been excommunicated from the Party.
Title: Re: Democrats Tap Eva Longoria As Speaker For Their Lackluster Convention ...
Post by: Kyle Ricky on August 24, 2012, 08:49:29 PM
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Corey Booker?  I'm surprised he hasn't been excommunicated from the Party.

I am also. Him and Bill Clinton were hitting obama hard for his campaign stupidity.
Title: Re: Democrats Tap Eva Longoria As Speaker For Their Lackluster Convention ...
Post by: BEG on August 24, 2012, 08:58:03 PM
The only one who is worth listening to is Cory Booker.
Title: Re: Democrats Tap Eva Longoria As Speaker For Their Lackluster Convention ...
Post by: J P Sousa on August 24, 2012, 09:16:24 PM
 Philadelphia Mayor Nutter;  :lmao:

When he announced his original candidacy I thought it was a joke .......... what a name for a politician.

He will probably talk about all the "vote buying" Obama is doing with other peoples money in Philadelphia.  :thatsright:

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Title: Re: Democrats Tap Eva Longoria As Speaker For Their Lackluster Convention ...
Post by: Mike220 on August 24, 2012, 09:19:02 PM
What an underwhelming dais they have planned.
Title: Re: Democrats Tap Eva Longoria As Speaker For Their Lackluster Convention ...
Post by: BigTex on August 24, 2012, 10:18:21 PM
where exactly is "San Antonia"?
Title: Re: Democrats Tap Eva Longoria As Speaker For Their Lackluster Convention ...
Post by: docstew on August 24, 2012, 10:32:46 PM
I don't know, the speeches by Barbara Lee and Caroline Kennedy could be comedy gold
Title: Re: Democrats Tap Eva Longoria As Speaker For Their Lackluster Convention ...
Post by: Big Dog on August 24, 2012, 10:36:42 PM
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Democrats Tap Eva Longoria

Someone has a sense of humor.

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Title: Re: Democrats Tap Eva Longoria As Speaker For Their Lackluster Convention ...
Post by: obumazombie on August 24, 2012, 10:39:24 PM
Someone has a sense of humor.

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On the shoulder ?
Title: Re: Democrats Tap Eva Longoria As Speaker For Their Lackluster Convention ...
Post by: Kyle Ricky on August 24, 2012, 11:13:03 PM
where exactly is "San Antonia"?

That is how the site spelled it  :lmao:
Title: Re: Democrats Tap Eva Longoria As Speaker For Their Lackluster Convention ...
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on August 24, 2012, 11:57:28 PM
Eva Longoria.  Ah well, they gave up the last remaining vestiges of any pretensions about substance in favor of pure media-whoring four years ago, so I suppose it should be no surprise.  It was, after all, a destination they'd been heading toward for quite some time.
Title: Re: Democrats Tap Eva Longoria As Speaker For Their Lackluster Convention ...
Post by: ChuckJ on August 25, 2012, 12:21:59 AM
Maybe the teleprompter is on the fritz and they're trying to stack the deck so that BamBam is not out shined.

I would think that if they were serious about getting a good speaker they would get Zell Miller. He's a dem and he may have some things to say about BarRack.
Title: Re: Democrats Tap Eva Longoria As Speaker For Their Lackluster Convention ...
Post by: Kyle Ricky on August 25, 2012, 10:59:25 AM
I am surprised that they don't have Chris 'Tingle up my leg' Matthews speaking. He would be great, with all the panting and drooling he does over Captain Zero.

You can guarantee that MSNBC will be covering the Dem convention 24/7 the whole time it going on - With all the great things they say it will have. They will be getting gitty over every comment and action. It will be totally opposite of the way they will cover the Republican Convention, if they cover it at all.
Title: Re: Democrats Tap Eva Longoria As Speaker For Their Lackluster Convention ...
Post by: NHSparky on August 25, 2012, 12:21:39 PM
Actually, Tingly Chrissy would have been a better choice, having been a hack in the Carter administration.

What exactly are Eva Longoria's qualifications?

--Married to basketball player.  Check.
--Divorced said basketball player.  Check.
--Actress on a show of adulterous and bitchy women.  Check.
--Confirmed on ADD and takes Ritalin for it.  Check.
--Running for or has held political office.  Oops.
--Majored in political science, economics, or law.  Whoops again.  (Although Wiki and IMDB have her with a BS in Kinesiology from Texas A&M-Kingsville, which is almost Harvard.  Really.)