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Title: Fan Sues Dallas Cowboys For Burned Buttocks
Post by: Undies on August 23, 2012, 08:14:03 PM
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It’s a case of a woman with burned buttocks, literally! A Dallas Cowboys fan is suing the organization and owner Jerry Jones over burns she says she received because of their negligence.

http://dfw.cbslocal.com/2012/08/16/woman-sues-dallas-cowboys-for-burned-buttocks/

She must have grown up in Antarctica.  No one (Noone?) who has spent any Summer in north Texas would not make this mistake.  It was a BLACK bench in the August sun.
Title: Re: Fan Sues Dallas Cowboys For Burned Buttocks
Post by: obumazombie on August 23, 2012, 10:10:02 PM
A lawyer knows what's worse than being "sued"

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1BJfDvSITY[/youtube]

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Title: Re: Fan Sues Dallas Cowboys For Burned Buttocks
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 24, 2012, 05:15:01 AM
She should sue her parents for not aborting her...they knew she was going to be to stupid to live a normal life.
Title: Re: Fan Sues Dallas Cowboys For Burned Buttocks
Post by: Ptarmigan on August 24, 2012, 01:17:01 PM
Third degree burns are very serious. There is no way a person can get that from sitting on a hot seat exposed to the sun.
Title: Re: Fan Sues Dallas Cowboys For Burned Buttocks
Post by: dixierose on August 24, 2012, 09:02:56 PM
Third degree burns are very serious. There is no way a person can get that from sitting on a hot seat exposed to the sun.

True. If that were the case...I would have scars all over my upper legs and thighs. The GA sun is ruthless, especially when you have leather interior.
Title: Re: Fan Sues Dallas Cowboys For Burned Buttocks
Post by: Jasonw560 on August 24, 2012, 09:30:00 PM
One of the best comments:

"The other day I sat on a wet bench when right after it rained and Got my butt wet. If only there was a sign to warn me that the bench was wet"

 :lmao:
Title: Re: Fan Sues Dallas Cowboys For Burned Buttocks
Post by: obumazombie on August 24, 2012, 09:36:07 PM
One of the best comments:

"The other day I sat on a wet bench when right after it rained and Got my butt wet. If only there was a sign to warn me that the bench was wet"

 :lmao:
They didn't see the sign that said "This row of stadium seating for headstands only".