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Title: Sandra Fluke is speaking at the Democrat Convention ...
Post by: Kyle Ricky on August 22, 2012, 07:18:44 PM
It was announced today that Sandra 'I want my free contraception so I can lay on my back and spread my legs all I want' Fluke is speaking at the Democratic National Convention. They are going full tilt with this fake war on women. They are showing more and more just how depirate they are. I mean they have Faux Squa Warren, Slick Willy, and now Tramp Fluke speaking. I guess all the total of 30 people who will show up might like it.
Title: Re: Sandra Fluke is speaking at the Democrat Convention ...
Post by: Splashdown on August 22, 2012, 07:19:46 PM
I wonder what her contraception stipend is...
Title: Re: Sandra Fluke is speaking at the Democrat Convention ...
Post by: Chris_ on August 22, 2012, 07:22:41 PM
I wonder what her contraception stipend is...
Fresh sheets every hour.
Title: Re: Sandra Fluke is speaking at the Democrat Convention ...
Post by: CG6468 on August 22, 2012, 07:25:57 PM
Fluke you, Fluke.
Title: Re: Sandra Fluke is speaking at the Democrat Convention ...
Post by: BigTex on August 22, 2012, 07:50:22 PM
I wonder what her contraception stipend is...

Hopefully she is getting sterilized
Title: Re: Sandra Fluke is speaking at the Democrat Convention ...
Post by: NHSparky on August 22, 2012, 07:54:02 PM
So while the RNC is passing out patriotic hats and miniature American flags, the DNC is passing out condoms and morning after pills.  Got it.

I'm gonna have to find and repost that RNC versus DNC schedule.  About time for that one again.
Title: Re: Sandra Fluke is speaking at the Democrat Convention ...
Post by: thundley4 on August 22, 2012, 08:10:42 PM
So while the RNC is passing out patriotic hats and miniature American flags, the DNC is passing out condoms and morning after pills.  Got it.

I'm gonna have to find and repost that RNC versus DNC schedule.  About time for that one again.

It gets better.  The DNC is basing their whole convention on killing babies, it seems.

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Planned Parenthood And NARAL Presidents To Be Featured DNC Speakers, Convention Tuned Into Pro-Abortion Love Fest In Wake Of Akin Remarks…

With an eye on Rep. Todd Akin’s “legitimate rape” comments and the GOP’s mad dash away from the sinking Missouri Senate candidate, the Democrats are turning their upcoming presidential convention into a pro-choice assault on the Republicans with the help of major abortion supporters.

Just as the Akin crisis was reaching a crescendo, the Democrats on Wednesday announced that three starlets of the pro-choice movement will be featured at the convention, an event that will now drive the liberal charge that the Republicans are anti-women.

Democrats said that they will feature Cecile Richards, president of the Planned Parent Action Fund, Nancy Keenan, president of the NARAL Pro-Choice America and Sandra Fluke, the Georgetown University student whose plea for federal birth control funding drew the ire–and a subsequent apology–from Rush Limbaugh.

What’s more, the Democrats are expanding their list of women ready to assail the GOP on women’s issue, adding Maryland Sen. Barbara Mikulski and actress Eva Longoria to the list that already includes Sen. John Kerry and Massachusetts Senate candidate Elizabeth Warren.
http://weaselzippers.us/2012/08/22/planned-parenthood-and-naral-presidents-to-be-featured-dnc-speakers-convention-tuned-into-pro-abortion-love-fest-in-wake-of-akin-remarks/
Title: Re: Sandra Fluke is speaking at the Democrat Convention ...
Post by: obumazombie on August 22, 2012, 10:17:24 PM
"It can cost more than $3,000.00 in contraception costs to get through law school" Baseline budgeting ?
Title: Re: Sandra Fluke is speaking at the Democrat Convention ...
Post by: Kyle Ricky on August 22, 2012, 10:48:54 PM
"It can cost more than $3,000.00 in contraception costs to get through law school" Baseline budgeting ?

That all depends on how much the students sleep with their professors. They have pass some how you know...
Title: Re: Sandra Fluke is speaking at the Democrat Convention ...
Post by: Wineslob on August 23, 2012, 09:31:02 AM
Hopefully she is getting sterilized


Well, that would take care of her "problem".
Title: Re: Sandra Fluke is speaking at the Democrat Convention ...
Post by: Gina on August 23, 2012, 09:38:32 AM
They don't call her "Doorknob Sandra" for nothing.  Everyone will get a turn  :naughty:
Title: Re: Sandra Fluke is speaking at the Democrat Convention ...
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on August 23, 2012, 09:41:40 AM
I wonder how some impoverished student (< Yeah, hardly, I know) who can't afford birth control gets to Florida and dresses up for that gig...

 :whatever:
Title: Re: Sandra Fluke is speaking at the Democrat Convention ...
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 23, 2012, 11:15:30 AM
Sandra begins her speech......

"First, I'd like to say to all the men here, if you forget my name, it's posted in all the mens rooms along with my telephone and room number....for a good time give me a call. I guarantee a happy ending. I want to do my part to make this the best sex orgy ...uh... democrat convention you've ever been to....and that goes for you ladies too."
Title: Re: Sandra Fluke is speaking at the Democrat Convention ...
Post by: docstew on August 23, 2012, 01:16:07 PM
I wonder how some impoverished student (< Yeah, hardly, I know) who can't afford birth control gets to Florida and dresses up for that gig...

 :whatever:

Point of Order, the distinguished gentletanker is confused. He meant to say Charlotte, NC.
Title: Re: Sandra Fluke is speaking at the Democrat Convention ...
Post by: obumazombie on August 23, 2012, 01:17:01 PM
Point of Order, the distinguished gentletanker is confused. He meant to say Charlotte, NC.
It's a Biden reference.
Title: Re: Sandra Fluke is speaking at the Democrat Convention ...
Post by: delilahmused on August 23, 2012, 05:47:55 PM
They actually think this is a winning issue. Proves they're living in the past and have absolutely nothing to contribute. The economy is tanking and the first thought running through everyone's mind? "What are we going to do about birth control and the war on women?" Said no normal person ever!

Cindie
Title: Re: Sandra Fluke is speaking at the Democrat Convention ...
Post by: thundley4 on August 23, 2012, 06:15:54 PM
Sandra Fluke is going to spread the word, and the word is legs.  :-)
Title: Re: Sandra Fluke is speaking at the Democrat Convention ...
Post by: MrsSmith on August 23, 2012, 07:19:21 PM
The Democratic war on women has cost 15 million little girls their lives.
Title: Re: Sandra Fluke is speaking at the Democrat Convention ...
Post by: CG6468 on August 23, 2012, 07:42:20 PM
Sandra Fluke is going to spread the word, and the word is legs.  :-)

The slut gives a speech to the whores.
Title: Re: Sandra Fluke is speaking at the Democrat Convention ...
Post by: obumazombie on August 23, 2012, 08:24:01 PM
Sandra Fluke is going to spread the word, and the word is legs.  :-)
Like peanut butter. Creamy smooth, and easy to spread.
Title: Re: Sandra Fluke is speaking at the Democrat Convention ...
Post by: Chris_ on August 23, 2012, 08:27:14 PM
Like peanut butter. Creamy smooth, and easy to spread.
That reminds me, I need to go grocery shopping again.
Title: Re: Sandra Fluke is speaking at the Democrat Convention ...
Post by: Kyle Ricky on August 23, 2012, 08:34:50 PM
Like peanut butter. Creamy smooth, and easy to spread.

She will put the peanut butter between her legs and call the dogs in...I just threw up in m mouth.  :puke:
Title: Re: Sandra Fluke is speaking at the Democrat Convention ...
Post by: Boudicca on August 23, 2012, 08:48:51 PM
I'm assuming the Dim convention will end with inflated condoms dropped from above, rather than balloons.  In which case, Ms. Fluck will have her monthly supply for free, provided she can gather them all up before the janitors police the garbage next morning.