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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on August 22, 2012, 03:40:44 PM

Title: DUs Raging Case of the Ass-mange
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on August 22, 2012, 03:40:44 PM: Answer me!
Title: Re: DUs Raging Case of the Ass-mange
Post by: Chris_ on August 22, 2012, 03:44:04 PM: Which Ass-mange are we talking about?

Needs more Joooooooooos.
Title: Re: DUs Raging Case of the Ass-mange
Post by: Skul on August 22, 2012, 03:46:35 PM: Laser pointer.
It's cute when they look around for guidance, then off they go again.
Title: Re: DUs Raging Case of the Ass-mange
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on August 22, 2012, 03:47:54 PM: Quote from: chris_ on August 22, 2012, 03:44:04 PM
Which Ass-mange are we talking about?

Needs more Joooooooooos.

Jooooooooooooooo-lian Ass-mange

(http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2011/2/24/1298562565180/Julian-Assange-outside-Be-007.jpg)

(2 ptarmigans with 1 stone)
Title: Re: DUs Raging Case of the Ass-mange
Post by: Mike220 on August 22, 2012, 03:50:47 PM: C was probably the "best" answer but I ended up choosing D. Cause, you know... Swedish sluts.. Never a wrong answer.
Title: Re: DUs Raging Case of the Ass-mange
Post by: Chris_ on August 22, 2012, 03:57:21 PM: If Julian Assange was a horse thief, they would have hung him by now. Ditto for his crybaby girlfriend.
Title: Re: DUs Raging Case of the Ass-mange
Post by: obumazombie on August 22, 2012, 03:57:30 PM: Was "pearl clutching" an option ?
Title: Re: DUs Raging Case of the Ass-mange
Post by: Skul on August 22, 2012, 04:01:30 PM: There's actually two laser pointers waving around.
Akin and ass-mange.
Dogs are racing around trying to out-bark each other. :lmao:
Title: Re: DUs Raging Case of the Ass-mange
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 22, 2012, 04:02:05 PM: Quote from: Mike220 on August 22, 2012, 03:50:47 PM
C was probably the "best" answer but I ended up choosing D. Cause, you know... Swedish sluts.. Never a wrong answer.

My thoughts exactly. H5.
Title: Re: DUs Raging Case of the Ass-mange
Post by: Mike220 on August 22, 2012, 04:08:35 PM: Quote from: Skul on August 22, 2012, 04:01:30 PM
There's actually two laser pointers waving around.
Akin and ass-mange.
Dogs are racing around trying to out-bark each other. :lmao:

Don't forget Brianna Manning. All it takes is them finding out the MPs aren't leaving a candy on his pillow at night and they cry TORTURE!
Title: Re: DUs Raging Case of the Ass-mange
Post by: BadCat on August 22, 2012, 04:09:55 PM: Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on August 22, 2012, 03:40:44 PM
Answer me!

You don't have "pearl clutching" on there...for the DUmmy "males" anyway.
Title: Re: DUs Raging Case of the Ass-mange
Post by: obumazombie on August 22, 2012, 04:10:48 PM: Quote from: BadCat on August 22, 2012, 04:09:55 PM
You don't have "pearl clutching" on there...for the DUmmy "males" anyway.
I beat you to it...post #6.
Title: Re: DUs Raging Case of the Ass-mange
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on August 22, 2012, 04:11:32 PM: Quote from: Mike220 on August 22, 2012, 04:08:35 PM
Don't forget Brianna Manning. All it takes is them finding out the MPs aren't leaving a candy on his pillow at night and they cry TORTURE!

It's weird how they claim his having to stand naked in front of the guards is torture.

But they think he should be given equal access to shower with the guards while they're naked.
Title: Re: DUs Raging Case of the Ass-mange
Post by: BadCat on August 22, 2012, 04:12:38 PM: Quote from: obumazombie on August 22, 2012, 04:10:48 PM
I beat you to it...post #6.

GMTA
Title: Re: DUs Raging Case of the Ass-mange
Post by: Skul on August 22, 2012, 04:15:11 PM: Quote from: obumazombie on August 22, 2012, 04:10:48 PM
I beat you to it...post #6.
That's because he just finished reading kapete's little plagiarized rant, and decided to see if it worked.
Unlike the DUmp, it's soon discovered. :-)
Title: Re: DUs Raging Case of the Ass-mange
Post by: Mike220 on August 22, 2012, 04:17:22 PM: Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on August 22, 2012, 04:11:32 PM
It's weird how they claim his having to stand naked in front of the guards is torture.

But they think he should be given equal access to shower with the guards while they're naked.

True. However their lack of consistency is one of the things that makes them DUmbasses and gives us comedic relief.
Title: Re: DUs Raging Case of the Ass-mange
Post by: miskie on August 22, 2012, 04:43:46 PM: Quote from: obumazombie on August 22, 2012, 03:57:30 PM
Was "pearl clutching" an option ?

Well now. I'm pretty glad it isn't there, as the string of spheroid objects the primitives tend to 'clutch' aren't pearls. Unless the primitives are mouse-sized, that is.

(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/demotivational-posters-your-childhood.jpg)