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The Bar => Comedy Central => Topic started by: CG6468 on August 22, 2012, 12:23:37 PM

Title: Taxi vs. Camel
Post by: CG6468 on August 22, 2012, 12:23:37 PM

A devout Muslim entered a black cab in London.

He curtly asked the cabbie to turn off the radio because as decreed by his religious teaching from the Koran, he must not listen to music because in the time of the prophet there was no music, especially Western music, which is the music of the infidel.

The cab driver politely switched off the radio, stopped the cab, and opened the door.

The Arab asked him, "What are you doing?"

The cabbie answered, "In the time of the prophet there were no taxis, so kiss my butt and wait for a camel!"

Title: Re: Taxi vs. Camel
Post by: rich_t on August 22, 2012, 02:07:20 PM

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Title: Re: Taxi vs. Camel
Post by: obumazombie on August 22, 2012, 02:53:02 PM

They do seem to be doing everything in their power to live not far removed from the stone age.

Title: Re: Taxi vs. Camel
Post by: Bondai on August 29, 2012, 09:06:57 AM

 :cheersmate: :rotf: :lol: