The Conservative Cave
The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: CG6468 on August 22, 2012, 12:09:10 PM
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The most common use for "male enhancement drugs"... Viagra, Cialis, etc... is in nursing homes. They keep old men from rolling out of bed.
This man’s ring was engaging – too engaging
While on routine patrol in the 400 block of Hill Street just past noon on Saturday, a LBPD sergeant was flagged down by a couple who were concerned about a man in a vehicle with the windows rolled up.
They told him that they had heard moaning coming from the area of the parked car the night before. They were on their way to breakfast Saturday morning when they observed a man in the car and believed he might be deceased.
That didn’t dissuade them from their breakfast plans, however. After returning they flagged down the officer and asked that he check on the man.
Captain Jason Kravetz said in an email, “The Sergeant contacted him and saw that he was soaking wet from sweat and also pale white. He said he had passed out in the vehicle the previous evening and was severely dehydrated.
“When asked to stand up, he was not able to, because he had a bag of ice on his groin and was suffering from a metal ring stuck on his penis.â€
Viagra, viagra, wherefore art thou? (http://www.stunewslaguna.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=6200)
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He had the Hill Street blues.
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He had the Hill Street blues.
:rimshot:
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Was there and "ring"ing in his ears ?
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:2muchgay:
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At least the good Samaritans went to breakfast before they flagged down the police, while the poor guy in the car was having his own Grand Slam.
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I heard from a friend that Viagra can give you a nasty headache, Cialis is better. :whistling:
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I heard from a friend that Viagra can give you a nasty headache, Cialis is better. :whistling:
Your friend needs to stop banging his noggin on the headboard.
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Your friend needs to stop banging his noggin on the headboard.
:lmao: