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Title: RUSSIAN WOMAN KILLS ELDERLY NEIGHBOR WITH HER BRA
Post by: CactusCarlos on August 21, 2012, 07:43:54 PM
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Russian investigators say a woman in East Siberia has strangled an elderly neighbor to death with her bra.

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Title: Re: RUSSIAN WOMAN KILLS ELDERLY NEIGHBOR WITH HER BRA
Post by: seahorse513 on August 21, 2012, 07:46:13 PM
Rest here: http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/E/EU_RUSSIA_MURDER_WITH_BRA?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2012-08-21-03-50-36
Oh god!! Bras have become killing machines!!! Maybe we should ban them!!!
Title: Re: RUSSIAN WOMAN KILLS ELDERLY NEIGHBOR WITH HER BRA
Post by: CG6468 on August 21, 2012, 07:48:03 PM
Geez. So he stumbled into a booby trap.
Title: Re: RUSSIAN WOMAN KILLS ELDERLY NEIGHBOR WITH HER BRA
Post by: seahorse513 on August 21, 2012, 07:51:12 PM
Death by bra!!! :lmao:
Title: Re: RUSSIAN WOMAN KILLS ELDERLY NEIGHBOR WITH HER BRA
Post by: CactusCarlos on August 21, 2012, 07:51:52 PM
Geez. So he stumbled into a booby trap.

 :rotf: 

H5
Title: Re: RUSSIAN WOMAN KILLS ELDERLY NEIGHBOR WITH HER BRA
Post by: IassaFTots on August 21, 2012, 07:52:21 PM
That ain't the way to treat your elders.  Someone should have had a strap taken to her in her youth.
Title: Re: RUSSIAN WOMAN KILLS ELDERLY NEIGHBOR WITH HER BRA
Post by: Chris_ on August 21, 2012, 07:53:58 PM
That ain't the way to treat your elders.  Someone should have had a strap taken to her in her youth.
It sounds like she may have lived a padded life.
Title: Re: RUSSIAN WOMAN KILLS ELDERLY NEIGHBOR WITH HER BRA
Post by: seahorse513 on August 21, 2012, 07:55:38 PM
Doesn't sound like it was too uplifting!! :rofl:
Title: Re: RUSSIAN WOMAN KILLS ELDERLY NEIGHBOR WITH HER BRA
Post by: Freeper on August 21, 2012, 07:57:20 PM
Oh god!! Bras have become killing machines!!! Maybe we should ban them!!!

Based on all the women I have known in my life, if one were to suggest that, then 99% of women would agree to banning the bra.  :-)
Title: Re: RUSSIAN WOMAN KILLS ELDERLY NEIGHBOR WITH HER BRA
Post by: seahorse513 on August 21, 2012, 08:01:30 PM
Based on all the women I have known in my life, if one were to suggest that, then 99% of women would agree to banning the bra.  :-)
Women need to wear bras like guys need to wear supportive underwear, if they don't, we run into the saggy baggy!!
Title: Re: RUSSIAN WOMAN KILLS ELDERLY NEIGHBOR WITH HER BRA
Post by: Freeper on August 21, 2012, 08:02:09 PM
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Angry that he refused to lend them money, the woman punched him in the face and tried to strangle him with her hands, before taking off her bra and strangling him with it, they say.

It's that entitlement mentality, when people think that they are owed everything they take drastic measures.

Title: Re: RUSSIAN WOMAN KILLS ELDERLY NEIGHBOR WITH HER BRA
Post by: Chris_ on August 21, 2012, 08:02:41 PM
Women need to wear bras like guys need to wear supportive underwear, if they don't, we run into the saggy baggy!!
You're putting a lot of pressure on a pair of testicles.  Nobody complains about sagging balls on a 60-year-old man. 
Title: Re: RUSSIAN WOMAN KILLS ELDERLY NEIGHBOR WITH HER BRA
Post by: thundley4 on August 21, 2012, 08:04:26 PM
You're putting a lot of pressure on a pair of testicles.  Nobody complains about sagging balls on a 60-year-old man. 

Except the men when they step on them.
Title: Re: RUSSIAN WOMAN KILLS ELDERLY NEIGHBOR WITH HER BRA
Post by: seahorse513 on August 21, 2012, 08:05:14 PM
You're putting a lot of pressure on a pair of testicles.  Nobody complains about sagging balls on a 60-year-old man. 
ewwwwwwwwwwwww gross, thanks for the visiual Chris :whatever:
Title: Re: RUSSIAN WOMAN KILLS ELDERLY NEIGHBOR WITH HER BRA
Post by: BattleHymn on August 21, 2012, 08:27:44 PM
You're putting a lot of pressure on a pair of testicles.  Nobody complains about sagging balls on a 60-year-old man. 

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cALMqlFUebI[/youtube]
Title: Re: RUSSIAN WOMAN KILLS ELDERLY NEIGHBOR WITH HER BRA
Post by: CactusCarlos on August 21, 2012, 08:39:00 PM
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cALMqlFUebI[/youtube]

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

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Title: Re: RUSSIAN WOMAN KILLS ELDERLY NEIGHBOR WITH HER BRA
Post by: Duke Nukum on August 21, 2012, 08:59:39 PM
She mistook for moose and squirrel, dah-link.
Title: Re: RUSSIAN WOMAN KILLS ELDERLY NEIGHBOR WITH HER BRA
Post by: obumazombie on August 21, 2012, 09:48:50 PM
The inventor of the bra also invented the noose. They were initially so similar in appearance as to be indistinguishable. That is where the phrase "no noose is good noose" originated.
Title: Re: RUSSIAN WOMAN KILLS ELDERLY NEIGHBOR WITH HER BRA
Post by: Bondai on August 22, 2012, 01:53:50 AM
Rest here: http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/E/EU_RUSSIA_MURDER_WITH_BRA?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2012-08-21-03-50-36

CC...Keep us abreast of the situation will you please. Thanks. :rotf:
Title: Re: RUSSIAN WOMAN KILLS ELDERLY NEIGHBOR WITH HER BRA
Post by: CG6468 on August 22, 2012, 08:46:25 AM
UPDATE:

Here's a movie of the Russian woman!  

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Pb6fADfG4I[/youtube]
Title: Re: RUSSIAN WOMAN KILLS ELDERLY NEIGHBOR WITH HER BRA
Post by: obumazombie on August 22, 2012, 01:32:32 PM
"No noose is good noose" That's gold, Jerry, GOLD !
If you don't agree, you're a hater !