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Title: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
Post by: Tucker on August 21, 2012, 09:20:23 AM
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Men with small penises - what should be done about them?
One of the most common themes about what is wrong with the world revolves around the fact that men with undersized penises are compensating by doing bad things such as owning guns and SUVs and becoming rich, while their better endowed brethren are content with their lives and don't need monetary wealth, power, or privilege.

With that in mind, I am curious as to what people think should happen to men who are carrying less than a 6 inch penis. Euthanasia? Prison? Banishment to a deserted island? Mandatory psychological therapy?

As a member of the "Big heart small junk" club, I would really like to know what people would have me do. As it is, I have quit flirting or seeking romantic relationships since it can be humiliating (bright side being more time for reading and posting on DU). I don't own a gun, muscle car, or an SUV, and 75% of working Americans make more money than I do. But I would really like to know more about what should happen to me and others like me.

HUMMM!!

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FrodosPet (527 posts)
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So many threads point the finger (usually the middle one) at men with small stuff being the bad guys.

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JaneyVee (216 posts)
6. Maybe the women you're dating just have really big vagina's?

I told that to a DUmmy in one post and got put on iggy.

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49. Over the last 40 years if I've learned anything its that penis size is utterly immaterial in a man

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yet our culture remains obsessed. What a stupid fixation.

Rowdy has a fag flag( just coined  O-) ) as an avatar. He like em on the small side. His butt doesn't get the wear and tear.

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40. Larger-than-average penises aren't the best, either.

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I'm too big for my girlfriend. Whenever I enter her, it hurts her and she's in pain. She avoids sex because she doesn't like it.

A newb posting about a hetro encounter. He's soon to be served pizza.

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For instance there are women who are super sensitive or small, Asian women for example, some women are fragile in there.
They might dread someone too large. The problem is how can compatible people meet. Posting this, if it's sincere and it
seems to be, is a first step. That says it can be seen rationally as an issue, and solutions are being considered if not necessarily
being sought. Everything is relative, certainly so in the realm of measurement.

Cherry Blossom.

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Lil Missy (13,462 posts)
52. Such men should never be trusted around small animals. n/t

Why?

If the Marxist get their way with same sex marriages, isn't legalized bestiality next on their agenda?

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Title: Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
Post by: Carl on August 21, 2012, 10:17:04 AM
Another DUmp  :loser: proud of his miserable life.
Title: Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
Post by: Bondai on August 21, 2012, 10:35:34 AM
Here you go...everything you would ever want to know about penis size. :popcorn:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_penis_size
Title: Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 21, 2012, 10:41:05 AM
FrodosPet...I hear Frodo is looking for a larger pet.
Title: Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
Post by: Undies on August 21, 2012, 10:48:14 AM
Small penises are a blessing, especially if you are ever caught out in a severe storm that produces penis-size hail.
Title: Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
Post by: Chris_ on August 21, 2012, 10:59:21 AM
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Title: Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 21, 2012, 11:07:36 AM
Here you go...everything you would ever want to know about penis size. :popcorn:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_penis_size

...and James Brown sings, "I feel good...daadaadaadaada.....like I knew I would now...daadaadaadaada.....so good......so good...." :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 21, 2012, 11:10:49 AM
(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/thinking_man.jpg)

Might as well take this thread to the short bus and post a picture of "The Texas Bowhunter"..... :-)
Title: Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
Post by: RobJohnson on August 21, 2012, 11:30:52 AM
WOW.

I doubt most elephants could not find the g spot on any woman that is a member of DU.

FrodosPet need not worry!  :lmao:
Title: Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on August 21, 2012, 01:19:26 PM
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Men with small penises - what should be done about them?
One of the most common themes about what is wrong with the world revolves around the fact that men with undersized penises are compensating by doing bad things such as owning guns and SUVs and becoming rich, while their better endowed brethren are content with their lives and don't need monetary wealth, power, or privilege.

With that in mind, I am curious as to what people think should happen to men who are carrying less than a 6 inch penis. Euthanasia? Prison? Banishment to a deserted island? Mandatory psychological therapy?

As a member of the "Big heart small junk" club, I would really like to know what people would have me do. As it is, I have quit flirting or seeking romantic relationships since it can be humiliating (bright side being more time for reading and posting on DU). I don't own a gun, muscle car, or an SUV, and 75% of working Americans make more money than I do.

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

A dead give away, even without his disclosure.  If you ever wonder why (D)Ullards and Liberals of all types have such an over-passionate, irrational love for all things black.  This is it.  The completely fallacious notion of penis size according to race.   Ask a black guy (D)Ullards, or perhaps that would just ruin your Afrocrush.  


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But I would really like to know more about what should happen to me and others like me

You don't want my solution, sweet pea.
Title: Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on August 21, 2012, 01:22:27 PM
find the g spot on any woman that is a member of DU.


Would you really want to?   :yack: :yack: :yack:

I don't think the mental anguish would be worth it.
Title: Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
Post by: Wineslob on August 21, 2012, 01:36:33 PM
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Men with small penises - what should be done about them?


Get out there, right up front, and tell all the women. I'll stand in the back with a big......................smile.
Title: Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
Post by: Ballygrl on August 21, 2012, 01:39:39 PM
A woman told me this story many years ago. A friend of hers was getting married and she was a virgin, the groom's family was so happy he was getting married, come their wedding night the guy only had a nub, he had some type of deformity, he couldn't do anything with it, he and the family should've been honest with the girl, they ended up getting an annulment because they obviously couldn't consummate the marriage, she found another guy and they got engaged, but this time she mad sure everything was OK before they got married.
Title: Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
Post by: Ballygrl on August 21, 2012, 01:44:27 PM
My husband is a typical male, not the least bit feminine, we own a truck, he tends to vote Republican, and I assure you he doesn't have to compensate for a damn thing, he's well above average, believe me.
Title: Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
Post by: Undies on August 21, 2012, 01:45:47 PM
A woman told me this story many years ago. A friend of hers was getting married and she was a virgin, the groom's family was so happy he was getting married, come their wedding night the guy only had a nub, he had some type of deformity, he couldn't do anything with it, he and the family should've been honest with the girl, they ended up getting an annulment because they obviously couldn't consummate the marriage, she found another guy and they got engaged, but this time she mad sure everything was OK before they got married.

So her vows meant NOTHING?  :o
Title: Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
Post by: Chris_ on August 21, 2012, 01:46:15 PM
oh my.


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Title: Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
Post by: Ballygrl on August 21, 2012, 01:47:31 PM
So her vows meant NOTHING?  :o

They were able to get an annulment because the marriage wasn't consummated, and he and his family should've been honest in letting her know he had a deformity resulting in a nub.
Title: Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
Post by: ColonelCarrots on August 21, 2012, 01:55:32 PM
Poor guy.
Title: Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
Post by: jukin on August 21, 2012, 02:05:49 PM
This really drunk guy was about to do a woman from the DUmp after her annual June shower and dethatching. He looked down and said "That's a big *****, big *****." The DUchette says "You didn't have to say it twice." The guy says "I didn't."
Title: Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
Post by: Undies on August 21, 2012, 02:08:21 PM
They were able to get an annulment because the marriage wasn't consummated, and he and his family should've been honest in letting her know he had a deformity resulting in a nub.

Nubs need love too.

She probably wore falsies anyway.  :p
Title: Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
Post by: Gina on August 21, 2012, 02:09:06 PM
This really drunk guy was about to do a woman from the DUmp after her annual June shower and dethatching. He looked down and said "That's a big *****, big *****." The DUchette says "You didn't have to say it twice." The guy says "I didn't."

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:  EWWWWWWWWWWWWW    :rant: :rant: :rant:

I really have never cared for guys with little one's.  Just a fact, carry on.   :shucks:

Have done my own research but it seems like a man's length from his wrist to the end of his middle finger is a good gauge.   :naughty:
Title: Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
Post by: Ballygrl on August 21, 2012, 03:08:54 PM
Have done my own research but it seems like a man's length from his wrist to the end of his middle finger is a good gauge.   :naughty:

The rumor that you can tell by a man's shoe size is false LOL.
Title: Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
Post by: Gina on August 21, 2012, 03:19:23 PM
The rumor that you can tell by a man's shoe size is false LOL.

Of course!   Mythbusters got that one right!
Title: Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
Post by: Undies on August 21, 2012, 03:48:17 PM
The rumor that you can tell by a man's shoe size is false LOL.

Of course it is, otherwise I'd have to be wearing clown shoes.
Title: Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
Post by: vesta111 on August 21, 2012, 03:58:18 PM
Of course!   Mythbusters got that one right!

OK, actually I find the smaller the penis the better the lover.  

These guys with long dongs are a mess.    They  figure the BIG event is all that is needed.

Now the dudes with a nub, these are the men that want to please a woman and are happy to find a woman that that is not in no way concerned about what he has below his belly.

A big manhood is fine for the men that have it, they figure they can get off and the female will be delighted.   Much the way woman get boob jobs, sad to say if either is a lousy lay, the both have no real future together.    

As an independent researcher [ Nads style]   I have found that  men with nubs are the best lovers, the most loyal and those that for some reason are the least likely to cheat on their wives.

Title: Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
Post by: Undies on August 21, 2012, 04:00:23 PM
OK, actually I find the smaller the penis the better the lover.  

These guys with long dongs are a mess.    They  figure the BIG event is all that is needed.

Now the dudes with a nub, these are the men that want to please a woman and are happy to find a woman that that is not in no way concerned about what he has below his belly.

A big manhood is fine for the men that have it, they figure they can get off and the female will be delighted.   Much the way woman get boob jobs, sad to say if either is a lousy lay, the both have no real future together.    

As an independent researcher [ Nads style]   I have found that  men with nubs are the best lovers, the most loyal and those that for some reason are the least likely to cheat on their wives.



You ran out of poppers again, didn't you?
Title: Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
Post by: Wineslob on August 21, 2012, 04:08:00 PM
They were able to get an annulment because the marriage wasn't consummated, and he and his family should've been honest in letting her know he had a deformity resulting in a nub.


Bummer, so I guess he has to "nub" one out?




 :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
Post by: seahorse513 on August 21, 2012, 04:54:07 PM
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Have done my own research but it seems like a man's length from his wrist to the end of his middle finger is a good gauge.   

Great now I will be checking all the guys' hands out!!! :lmao:
Title: Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
Post by: BattleHymn on August 21, 2012, 04:58:09 PM
oh my.


(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/MGBposter.png)

High five, brother, high five.   :rotf: :lmao:
Title: Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
Post by: Airwolf on August 21, 2012, 05:09:57 PM
Sp Frodos hand turned him down and he's on DU bitching about it?
Title: Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
Post by: jukin on August 21, 2012, 05:21:46 PM
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:  EWWWWWWWWWWWWW    :rant: :rant: :rant:

I really have never cared for guys with little one's.  Just a fact, carry on.   :shucks:

Have done my own research but it seems like a man's length from his wrist to the end of his middle finger is a good gauge.   :naughty:

It's not the length it's the girth. That's why women call me Mister Beer Can.
Title: Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
Post by: BattleHymn on August 21, 2012, 05:23:55 PM
It's not the length it's the girth. That's why women call me Mister Beer Can.


Good thing that's not Mr. Tuna Can.   :tongue:
Title: Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
Post by: franksolich on August 21, 2012, 05:25:30 PM
Have done my own research but it seems like a man's length from his wrist to the end of his middle finger is a good gauge.

Uh, I dunno, but I'm no expert on the matter, due to lack of observation.

The length from franksolich's wrist to the end of his middle finger is pretty long.

I've also heard that the size of a man's nose tells.

franksolich owns a larger-than-average nose, but not grotesquely so; no need for a nose job.
Title: Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
Post by: Undies on August 21, 2012, 05:26:30 PM
It's not the length it's the girth. That's why women call me Mister Beer Can.


Are you sure it's not because it's white with red marks on it?
Title: Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
Post by: Evil_Conservative on August 21, 2012, 05:48:01 PM
Admitting you have a small penis on DU is one thing I was not expecting to see today....
Title: Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
Post by: Chris_ on August 21, 2012, 05:53:07 PM
Admitting you have a small penis on DU is one thing I was not expecting to see today....
It's the only time you'll see the truth on that website.
Title: Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on August 21, 2012, 05:59:42 PM
Uh, I dunno, but I'm no expert on the matter, due to lack of observation.

The length from franksolich's wrist to the end of his middle finger is pretty long...

Yeah, but Gina mostly dates midgets and they have those tiny hands.
Title: Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
Post by: Evil_Conservative on August 21, 2012, 06:00:50 PM
OK, actually I find the smaller the penis the better the lover.   

These guys with long dongs are a mess.    They  figure the BIG event is all that is needed.

Now the dudes with a nub, these are the men that want to please a woman and are happy to find a woman that that is not in no way concerned about what he has below his belly.

A big manhood is fine for the men that have it, they figure they can get off and the female will be delighted.   Much the way woman get boob jobs, sad to say if either is a lousy lay, the both have no real future together.     

As an independent researcher [ Nads style]   I have found that  men with nubs are the best lovers, the most loyal and those that for some reason are the least likely to cheat on their wives.



:rotf:

Long dong.

:rotf:
Title: Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on August 21, 2012, 06:04:52 PM
It's not the length it's the girth. That's why women call me Mister Beer Can.


 :-) :-)

Gotta H5 that one!
Title: Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 21, 2012, 06:10:10 PM
So her vows meant NOTHING?  :o

Yeah. 'til death do us part...or...until you can't do me...whichever comes first.
Title: Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
Post by: Big Dog on August 21, 2012, 06:13:49 PM
:rotf:

Long dong.

:rotf:

My cat knows.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LBKVXyrHcw[/youtube]

The ladies all call me, "Mr. Coke Bottle", and the men just call me "Sir".

(http://img.naij.com/n/0e/1/www.4thringroad.com_wp_content_uploads_2009_08_coca_cola_main_design.jpg)

Title: Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
Post by: Chris_ on August 21, 2012, 06:15:59 PM
Because you're recycleable?
Title: Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 21, 2012, 06:29:12 PM
Long dong.
From the Clarence Thomas confirmation hearings. Long Dong Silver.
Title: Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
Post by: Gina on August 21, 2012, 06:31:34 PM
 
Uh, I dunno, but I'm no expert on the matter, due to lack of observation.

The length from franksolich's wrist to the end of his middle finger is pretty long.

I've also heard that the size of a man's nose tells.

franksolich owns a larger-than-average nose, but not grotesquely so; no need for a nose job.

:picsneeded:    :naughty:
Title: Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
Post by: Big Dog on August 21, 2012, 06:35:48 PM

:picsneeded:    :naughty:

(http://www.zbrushcentral.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=105628)

Love is a long and slender thing.
Title: Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
Post by: Freeper on August 21, 2012, 06:40:45 PM
Mine is bigger than a porn star's.

Well at least the female ones.  :-)
Title: Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
Post by: Tucker on August 21, 2012, 06:43:15 PM

:picsneeded:    :naughty:

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/ba/Pinocchio-1940-poster.jpg)
Title: Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
Post by: Evil_Conservative on August 21, 2012, 06:44:46 PM
How is this not in the short bus?  :rotf:
Title: Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
Post by: Tucker on August 21, 2012, 06:46:08 PM
How is this not in the short bus?  :rotf:

It started out as an innocuous DU campfire. If there is such a thing.
Title: Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
Post by: jukin on August 21, 2012, 06:47:41 PM
Good thing that's not Mr. Tuna Can.   :tongue:

Actually they did until the third grade.
Title: Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
Post by: Gina on August 21, 2012, 06:52:05 PM
Ok i want pics sent to my pm asap!   :panic:
Title: Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
Post by: Chris_ on August 21, 2012, 06:59:53 PM
Ok i want pics sent to my pm asap!   :panic:
(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/smileys/hotdog_hallway.jpg)
Title: Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
Post by: seahorse513 on August 21, 2012, 07:00:54 PM
(http://www.zbrushcentral.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=105628)

Love is a long and slender thing.
How come he only has four fingers and three toes, makes me woonder if he only has 1 1/2 balls???? :confused:
Title: Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
Post by: Chris_ on August 21, 2012, 07:01:30 PM
How come he only has four fingers and three toes, makes me woonder if he only has 1 1/2 balls???? :confused:
Were you planning on counting them? :rofl:
Title: Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
Post by: Gina on August 21, 2012, 07:08:33 PM
Were you planning on counting them? :rofl:
:lmao:
Title: Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
Post by: Big Dog on August 21, 2012, 07:09:45 PM
How come he only has four fingers and three toes, makes me woonder if he only has 1 1/2 balls???? :confused:

I guess that is why he is the "sad alien"!
Title: Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
Post by: seahorse513 on August 21, 2012, 07:13:41 PM
I guess that is why he is the "sad alien"!
I didn't see that part???
Title: Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
Post by: Chris_ on August 21, 2012, 07:17:25 PM
I didn't see that part???
Are you sure those new glasses are working? :thatsright:
Title: Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
Post by: Big Dog on August 21, 2012, 07:20:14 PM
I didn't see that part???

The bottom left corner of the picture says "Sad Alien". I think having a long and slender "thing", four fingers, three toes, and 1.5 balls would make any alien sad!

 :-)
Title: Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
Post by: seahorse513 on August 21, 2012, 07:27:20 PM
The bottom left corner of the picture says "Sad Alien". I think having a long and slender "thing", four fingers, three toes, and 1.5 balls would make any alien sad!

 :-)
Nothing could be sadder than a guy with deformed balls!!! :p
Title: Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
Post by: Gina on August 21, 2012, 07:30:14 PM
Nothing could be sadder than a guy with deformed balls!!! :p

Anyone want to corroborate that statement?
Title: Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
Post by: Big Dog on August 21, 2012, 07:38:01 PM
Nothing could be sadder than a guy with deformed balls!!! :p

You said it.

(http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5275/5894303134_586c190b92_z.jpg)
Title: Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
Post by: seahorse513 on August 21, 2012, 07:44:43 PM
Eunuchs must be very sad indeed!!!
Title: Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
Post by: Big Dog on August 21, 2012, 08:09:13 PM
Eunuchs must be very sad indeed!!!

I would imagine so.

(http://cdn.gunaxin.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/hedge-clippers-3.jpg)

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
Post by: jukin on August 21, 2012, 08:09:23 PM
The bottom left corner of the picture says "Sad Alien". I think having a long and slender "thing", four fingers, three toes, and 1.5 balls would make any alien sad!

 :-)

Except on his planet, as a general rule,  they only have three fingers and 1.2 balls.  

In the land of the three fingered alien, the four fingered (and 1.5 balled) alien is king.
Title: Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
Post by: Bondai on August 21, 2012, 08:09:54 PM
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:  EWWWWWWWWWWWWW    :rant: :rant: :rant:

I really have never cared for guys with little one's.  Just a fact, carry on.   :shucks:

Have done my own research but it seems like a man's length from his wrist to the end of his middle finger is a good gauge.   :naughty:

When in doubt, whip it out. :tongue:
Title: Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
Post by: obumazombie on August 21, 2012, 09:56:23 PM
5 pages of replies, this thread is growing faster than a...
Title: Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
Post by: franksolich on August 21, 2012, 10:11:19 PM

:picsneeded:    :naughty:

You asked for it.

(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/dummiedestroyer/fs10.jpg)

franksolich's nose

I can't however find a picture of my hand and wrist.

Sorry.
Title: Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 21, 2012, 10:13:14 PM
Have done my own research but it seems like a man's length from his wrist to the end of his middle finger is a good gauge.
By that logic, apparently WillyJeff Clinton broke his wrist as a child, and it was allowed to heal at a right angle.
Title: Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
Post by: Big Dog on August 21, 2012, 10:22:49 PM
Uh, I dunno, but I'm no expert on the matter, due to lack of observation.

The length from franksolich's wrist to the end of his middle finger is pretty long.

I've also heard that the size of a man's nose tells.

franksolich owns a larger-than-average nose, but not grotesquely so; no need for a nose job.

The nose knows!

(http://dogdoright.com/images/0_015.jpg)
-Gina, what does this tell you?
Title: Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
Post by: jtyangel on August 21, 2012, 10:54:27 PM
 :lmao: :lmao: :rotf:
Title: Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
Post by: RobJohnson on August 21, 2012, 11:19:55 PM
Admitting you have a small penis on DU is one thing I was not expecting to see today....

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

 :rofl:
Title: Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
Post by: AprilRazz on August 22, 2012, 05:28:07 AM
OK, actually I find the smaller the penis the better the lover.   

These guys with long dongs are a mess.    They  figure the BIG event is all that is needed.

Now the dudes with a nub, these are the men that want to please a woman and are happy to find a woman that that is not in no way concerned about what he has below his belly.

A big manhood is fine for the men that have it, they figure they can get off and the female will be delighted.   Much the way woman get boob jobs, sad to say if either is a lousy lay, the both have no real future together.     

As an independent researcher [ Nads style]   I have found that  men with nubs are the best lovers, the most loyal and those that for some reason are the least likely to cheat on their wives.


Speak for yourself, Mr Aprilrazz is well endowed, talented and considerate.
Of course we both own large (lifted and set up for rocks) SUV's and plenty of guns.

Of course one wonders how well hung the average primitive female is compared to what passes for a male over there.
Title: Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
Post by: Gina on August 22, 2012, 06:29:03 AM
Speak for yourself, Mr Aprilrazz is well endowed, talented and considerate.
Of course we both own large (lifted and set up for rocks) SUV's and plenty of guns.

Of course one wonders how well hung the average primitive female is compared to what passes for a male over there.

 :hammer:  horrible visual
Title: Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
Post by: Jasonw560 on August 22, 2012, 07:38:10 AM
Two words for a DU wonan's nether regions:

Crotch crickets
Title: Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
Post by: RobJohnson on August 22, 2012, 12:54:17 PM
Do we have any female moles that wish to verify FrodosPet's OP?  :lmao:  Maybe a "meet up?"
Title: Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
Post by: RobJohnson on August 22, 2012, 12:54:54 PM
Anyone want to corroborate that statement?

Tom Green seems happy!  :-)
Title: Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 22, 2012, 02:11:15 PM
I hate when this happens. I don't know why it didn't hit me yesterday when I saw this thread...I'm trying to remember the words to the song, "Short people......" :-)
Title: Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
Post by: obumazombie on August 22, 2012, 02:13:24 PM
I hate when this happens. I don't know why it didn't hit me yesterday when I saw this thread...I'm trying to remember the words to the song, "Short people......" :-)
That song was about short selling securities traders.
Title: Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 22, 2012, 03:13:57 PM
Speak for yourself, Mr Aprilrazz is well endowed, talented and considerate.
Of course we both own large (lifted and set up for rocks) SUV's and plenty of guns.

Of course one wonders how well hung the average primitive female is compared to what passes for a male over there.

 :???: :???: :???:

Two words probably would be appropriate:

Micro scope
Title: Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
Post by: zeitgeist on August 22, 2012, 06:06:32 PM
The bride said "The organ he promised turned out to be a harmonica"
The groom said "I was expecting a chapel but ended up in a cathederal."

And now for our story of a childhood deformity ... An old empty barn had a basket ball rim installed in the middle of the floor that was used by the local hooligans. 

As luck would have it the net wrapped around the rim and repeated attempts to get it undone with the ball proved fruitless so one lad shinnied up to knock it out.  He was sort of free fall down the upright beam when he hit an up turned nail.  Talk about a shiver me timbers moment. 


 
 
Title: Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
Post by: seahorse513 on August 22, 2012, 06:51:34 PM
I hate when this happens. I don't know why it didn't hit me yesterday when I saw this thread...I'm trying to remember the words to the song, "Short people......" :-)
I hate that song!!!I hate what it represents and I hate the artist that wrote it!!! Seriously I do!!!
Title: Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
Post by: Boudicca on August 22, 2012, 07:19:39 PM
Would you really want to?   :yack: :yack: :yack:

I don't think the mental anguish would be worth it.

But then you, much like the starship Enterprise, would be going where no man has gone before. :-)
Title: Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
Post by: seahorse513 on August 22, 2012, 09:28:58 PM
I thought this would go nicely with this thread
Title: Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
Post by: Evil_Conservative on August 22, 2012, 10:23:50 PM
Do we have any female moles that wish to verify FrodosPet's OP?  :lmao:  Maybe a "meet up?"

I'd do it... but for money... and extra guns.
Title: Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
Post by: RobJohnson on August 22, 2012, 10:25:04 PM
I'd do it... but for money... and extra guns.


 :lmao:
Title: Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
Post by: Undies on August 22, 2012, 10:28:37 PM
I'd do it... but for money... and extra guns.

Bring tissues.  He's probably runny.
Title: Re: Men with small penises - what should be done about them? <--his words
Post by: RobJohnson on August 22, 2012, 10:52:08 PM
Bring tissues.  He's probably runny.
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oh boy......     :rofl: