FrodosPet (527 posts)
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Men with small penises - what should be done about them?
One of the most common themes about what is wrong with the world revolves around the fact that men with undersized penises are compensating by doing bad things such as owning guns and SUVs and becoming rich, while their better endowed brethren are content with their lives and don't need monetary wealth, power, or privilege.
With that in mind, I am curious as to what people think should happen to men who are carrying less than a 6 inch penis. Euthanasia? Prison? Banishment to a deserted island? Mandatory psychological therapy?
As a member of the "Big heart small junk" club, I would really like to know what people would have me do. As it is, I have quit flirting or seeking romantic relationships since it can be humiliating (bright side being more time for reading and posting on DU). I don't own a gun, muscle car, or an SUV, and 75% of working Americans make more money than I do. But I would really like to know more about what should happen to me and others like me.
FrodosPet (527 posts)
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So many threads point the finger (usually the middle one) at men with small stuff being the bad guys.
JaneyVee (216 posts)
6. Maybe the women you're dating just have really big vagina's?
Rowdyboy (19,747 posts)
49. Over the last 40 years if I've learned anything its that penis size is utterly immaterial in a man
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yet our culture remains obsessed. What a stupid fixation.
Alduin (155 posts)
40. Larger-than-average penises aren't the best, either.
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I'm too big for my girlfriend. Whenever I enter her, it hurts her and she's in pain. She avoids sex because she doesn't like it.
flamingdem (15,894 posts)
43. There's someone for everyone and you can find them on the internet perhaps
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For instance there are women who are super sensitive or small, Asian women for example, some women are fragile in there.
They might dread someone too large. The problem is how can compatible people meet. Posting this, if it's sincere and it
seems to be, is a first step. That says it can be seen rationally as an issue, and solutions are being considered if not necessarily
being sought. Everything is relative, certainly so in the realm of measurement.
Lil Missy (13,462 posts)
52. Such men should never be trusted around small animals. n/t
AngryAmish (18,999 posts)
67. y'all got trolled
Here you go...everything you would ever want to know about penis size. :popcorn:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_penis_size
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Men with small penises - what should be done about them?
One of the most common themes about what is wrong with the world revolves around the fact that men with undersized penises are compensating by doing bad things such as owning guns and SUVs and becoming rich, while their better endowed brethren are content with their lives and don't need monetary wealth, power, or privilege.
With that in mind, I am curious as to what people think should happen to men who are carrying less than a 6 inch penis. Euthanasia? Prison? Banishment to a deserted island? Mandatory psychological therapy?
As a member of the "Big heart small junk" club, I would really like to know what people would have me do. As it is, I have quit flirting or seeking romantic relationships since it can be humiliating (bright side being more time for reading and posting on DU). I don't own a gun, muscle car, or an SUV, and 75% of working Americans make more money than I do.
But I would really like to know more about what should happen to me and others like me
find the g spot on any woman that is a member of DU.
Men with small penises - what should be done about them?
A woman told me this story many years ago. A friend of hers was getting married and she was a virgin, the groom's family was so happy he was getting married, come their wedding night the guy only had a nub, he had some type of deformity, he couldn't do anything with it, he and the family should've been honest with the girl, they ended up getting an annulment because they obviously couldn't consummate the marriage, she found another guy and they got engaged, but this time she mad sure everything was OK before they got married.
So her vows meant NOTHING? :o
They were able to get an annulment because the marriage wasn't consummated, and he and his family should've been honest in letting her know he had a deformity resulting in a nub.
This really drunk guy was about to do a woman from the DUmp after her annual June shower and dethatching. He looked down and said "That's a big *****, big *****." The DUchette says "You didn't have to say it twice." The guy says "I didn't."
Have done my own research but it seems like a man's length from his wrist to the end of his middle finger is a good gauge. :naughty:
The rumor that you can tell by a man's shoe size is false LOL.
The rumor that you can tell by a man's shoe size is false LOL.
Of course! Mythbusters got that one right!
OK, actually I find the smaller the penis the better the lover.
These guys with long dongs are a mess. They figure the BIG event is all that is needed.
Now the dudes with a nub, these are the men that want to please a woman and are happy to find a woman that that is not in no way concerned about what he has below his belly.
A big manhood is fine for the men that have it, they figure they can get off and the female will be delighted. Much the way woman get boob jobs, sad to say if either is a lousy lay, the both have no real future together.
As an independent researcher [ Nads style] I have found that men with nubs are the best lovers, the most loyal and those that for some reason are the least likely to cheat on their wives.
They were able to get an annulment because the marriage wasn't consummated, and he and his family should've been honest in letting her know he had a deformity resulting in a nub.
Have done my own research but it seems like a man's length from his wrist to the end of his middle finger is a good gauge.
oh my.
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: EWWWWWWWWWWWWW :rant: :rant: :rant:
I really have never cared for guys with little one's. Just a fact, carry on. :shucks:
Have done my own research but it seems like a man's length from his wrist to the end of his middle finger is a good gauge. :naughty:
It's not the length it's the girth. That's why women call me Mister Beer Can.
Have done my own research but it seems like a man's length from his wrist to the end of his middle finger is a good gauge.
It's not the length it's the girth. That's why women call me Mister Beer Can.
Admitting you have a small penis on DU is one thing I was not expecting to see today....It's the only time you'll see the truth on that website.
Uh, I dunno, but I'm no expert on the matter, due to lack of observation.
The length from franksolich's wrist to the end of his middle finger is pretty long...
OK, actually I find the smaller the penis the better the lover.
These guys with long dongs are a mess. They figure the BIG event is all that is needed.
Now the dudes with a nub, these are the men that want to please a woman and are happy to find a woman that that is not in no way concerned about what he has below his belly.
A big manhood is fine for the men that have it, they figure they can get off and the female will be delighted. Much the way woman get boob jobs, sad to say if either is a lousy lay, the both have no real future together.
As an independent researcher [ Nads style] I have found that men with nubs are the best lovers, the most loyal and those that for some reason are the least likely to cheat on their wives.
It's not the length it's the girth. That's why women call me Mister Beer Can.
So her vows meant NOTHING? :o
:rotf:
Long dong.
:rotf:
Long dong.From the Clarence Thomas confirmation hearings. Long Dong Silver.
Uh, I dunno, but I'm no expert on the matter, due to lack of observation.
The length from franksolich's wrist to the end of his middle finger is pretty long.
I've also heard that the size of a man's nose tells.
franksolich owns a larger-than-average nose, but not grotesquely so; no need for a nose job.
:picsneeded: :naughty:
:picsneeded: :naughty:
How is this not in the short bus? :rotf:
Good thing that's not Mr. Tuna Can. :tongue:
Ok i want pics sent to my pm asap! :panic:(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/smileys/hotdog_hallway.jpg)
(http://www.zbrushcentral.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=105628)How come he only has four fingers and three toes, makes me woonder if he only has 1 1/2 balls???? :confused:
Love is a long and slender thing.
How come he only has four fingers and three toes, makes me woonder if he only has 1 1/2 balls???? :confused:Were you planning on counting them? :rofl:
Were you planning on counting them? :rofl::lmao:
How come he only has four fingers and three toes, makes me woonder if he only has 1 1/2 balls???? :confused:
I guess that is why he is the "sad alien"!I didn't see that part???
I didn't see that part???Are you sure those new glasses are working? :thatsright:
I didn't see that part???
The bottom left corner of the picture says "Sad Alien". I think having a long and slender "thing", four fingers, three toes, and 1.5 balls would make any alien sad!Nothing could be sadder than a guy with deformed balls!!! :p
:-)
Nothing could be sadder than a guy with deformed balls!!! :p
Nothing could be sadder than a guy with deformed balls!!! :p
Eunuchs must be very sad indeed!!!
The bottom left corner of the picture says "Sad Alien". I think having a long and slender "thing", four fingers, three toes, and 1.5 balls would make any alien sad!
:-)
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: EWWWWWWWWWWWWW :rant: :rant: :rant:
I really have never cared for guys with little one's. Just a fact, carry on. :shucks:
Have done my own research but it seems like a man's length from his wrist to the end of his middle finger is a good gauge. :naughty:
:picsneeded: :naughty:
Have done my own research but it seems like a man's length from his wrist to the end of his middle finger is a good gauge.By that logic, apparently WillyJeff Clinton broke his wrist as a child, and it was allowed to heal at a right angle.
Uh, I dunno, but I'm no expert on the matter, due to lack of observation.
The length from franksolich's wrist to the end of his middle finger is pretty long.
I've also heard that the size of a man's nose tells.
franksolich owns a larger-than-average nose, but not grotesquely so; no need for a nose job.
Admitting you have a small penis on DU is one thing I was not expecting to see today....
OK, actually I find the smaller the penis the better the lover.Speak for yourself, Mr Aprilrazz is well endowed, talented and considerate.
These guys with long dongs are a mess. They figure the BIG event is all that is needed.
Now the dudes with a nub, these are the men that want to please a woman and are happy to find a woman that that is not in no way concerned about what he has below his belly.
A big manhood is fine for the men that have it, they figure they can get off and the female will be delighted. Much the way woman get boob jobs, sad to say if either is a lousy lay, the both have no real future together.
As an independent researcher [ Nads style] I have found that men with nubs are the best lovers, the most loyal and those that for some reason are the least likely to cheat on their wives.
Speak for yourself, Mr Aprilrazz is well endowed, talented and considerate.
Of course we both own large (lifted and set up for rocks) SUV's and plenty of guns.
Of course one wonders how well hung the average primitive female is compared to what passes for a male over there.
Anyone want to corroborate that statement?
I hate when this happens. I don't know why it didn't hit me yesterday when I saw this thread...I'm trying to remember the words to the song, "Short people......" :-)That song was about short selling securities traders.
Speak for yourself, Mr Aprilrazz is well endowed, talented and considerate.
Of course we both own large (lifted and set up for rocks) SUV's and plenty of guns.
Of course one wonders how well hung the average primitive female is compared to what passes for a male over there.
I hate when this happens. I don't know why it didn't hit me yesterday when I saw this thread...I'm trying to remember the words to the song, "Short people......" :-)I hate that song!!!I hate what it represents and I hate the artist that wrote it!!! Seriously I do!!!
Would you really want to? :yack: :yack: :yack:
I don't think the mental anguish would be worth it.
Do we have any female moles that wish to verify FrodosPet's OP? :lmao: Maybe a "meet up?"
I'd do it... but for money... and extra guns.
I'd do it... but for money... and extra guns.
Bring tissues. He's probably runny.
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oh boy...... :rofl: