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Title: new job on the resume for nadin
Post by: Cameljoe on August 20, 2012, 06:58:04 AM
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nadinbrzezinski (107,933 posts)

155. Sorry to bust the bubble but I worked in a chicken coup.

This is free roaming, by industry definition, not cage free. So unless your chickens are coming from a small operation, (like the ones I happen to buy eggs from at the market)... this is what you are doing.

And enjoying sucks for you, but again, tribes used to celebrate the success of the hunt. You could say it is in the genes. I mean, success means we eat, and survive.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=1164349

Been lurking here a while , figure i would finally make a post ..

edited by franksolich to correct the format; no problem, carry on
Title: Re: new job on the resume for nadin
Post by: dane on August 20, 2012, 07:26:04 AM
This is a very large campfire, and includes several of the typical gNads dismissal posts (someone disagrees and gets the "goodbye" response), a couple of good displays of arrogance and condescension - just another day in the life of the 'great one.'
Title: Re: new job on the resume for nadin
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 20, 2012, 07:34:20 AM
but I worked in a chicken coup....hope she took off her shoes before entering the house.
Title: Re: new job on the resume for nadin
Post by: Ballygrl on August 20, 2012, 08:28:28 AM
Thanks!
Title: Re: new job on the resume for nadin
Post by: dane on August 20, 2012, 09:17:02 AM
but I worked in a chicken coup....hope she took off her shoes before entering the house.
One has to wonder what government did the chickens overthrow in the coup, and what part in that coup did gNads play?  Was she merely a reporter/photographer with a good rig?  Or maybe a note-taking trend reading, arc watching, rubicon crossing historian?
Title: Re: new job on the resume for nadin
Post by: Gina on August 20, 2012, 09:24:24 AM
damn, I bet it was hard to see her in the midst of a bunch of chickens being the dwarf she is  :-)
Title: Re: new job on the resume for nadin
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 20, 2012, 10:29:44 AM
My favorite moonbat reply to nutcase nadin's coop picture: "I notice all those chickens are white."

I spotted nadin! First balcony, about halfway back!
Title: Re: new job on the resume for nadin
Post by: Bad Dog on August 20, 2012, 10:35:21 AM
One has to wonder what government did the chickens overthrow in the coup, and what part in that coup did gNads play?  Was she merely a reporter/photographer with a good rig?  Or maybe a note-taking trend reading, arc watching, rubicon crossing historian?

Nice catch.  You skewered her.
Title: Re: new job on the resume for nadin
Post by: andhe78 on August 20, 2012, 11:07:34 AM
One has to wonder what government did the chickens overthrow in the coup, and what part in that coup did gNads play?  Was she merely a reporter/photographer with a good rig?  Or maybe a note-taking trend reading, arc watching, rubicon crossing historian?

Interesting.  I figured with her mechanical expertise, she was talking about her pivotal role in developing the chicken coupe.

(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll304/andhe7/chicken.jpg)
Title: Re: new job on the resume for nadin
Post by: obumazombie on August 20, 2012, 11:54:08 AM
A chicken wrangler on George Orwell's "Animal Farm" ?
Title: Re: new job on the resume for nadin
Post by: Airwolf on August 20, 2012, 12:09:40 PM
How did the USA of A ever become the country that it is without the Bald Gnome named Gnads? 
Title: Re: new job on the resume for nadin
Post by: ChuckJ on August 20, 2012, 12:14:21 PM
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HERVEPA (1,910 posts)
146. Trophy hunting sucks. Trophy fishing sucks.

Enjoying hunting or fishing sucks, but doing it to have food to eat is somewhat understandable.
Sorry, but there's just something wrong with enjoying killing anything.

What about unborn babies? Are you against killing them?
Title: Re: new job on the resume for nadin
Post by: dane on August 20, 2012, 12:39:26 PM
Nice catch.  You skewered her.
EEEWWW!
Title: Re: new job on the resume for nadin
Post by: Kyle Ricky on August 20, 2012, 12:57:19 PM
Is there anything that Nads has not done? I think she is on her way of taking the most interesting person on earth title away from Jonathan Goldsmith ...
Title: Re: new job on the resume for nadin
Post by: Jasonw560 on August 20, 2012, 02:14:40 PM
One has to wonder what government did the chickens overthrow in the coup, and what part in that coup did gNads play?  Was she merely a reporter/photographer with a good rig?  Or maybe a note-taking trend reading, arc watching, rubicon crossing historian?
She was helping Chick Guevarra in that famous chicken coup in Cuba.


It was just a poultry part, though.
Title: Re: new job on the resume for nadin
Post by: Skul on August 20, 2012, 03:33:34 PM
I doubt even the randiest rooster found her appealing.
I can just see her grabbing each hen, holds it like a bagpipe, with one hand under the bird, and giving it a squeeze'
"Nope, not an egg...nope, not an egg...nope, not an egg..&c &c &c"
Title: Re: new job on the resume for nadin
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 20, 2012, 04:44:15 PM
When you think about it, nadin looks sort of like a bald chicken.
Title: Re: new job on the resume for nadin
Post by: JakeStyle on August 20, 2012, 06:08:58 PM
I can actually envision nadin scurrying around as a chicken jockey.  An EMT/Firefighter, not so much.
Title: Re: new job on the resume for nadin
Post by: franksolich on August 20, 2012, 06:21:01 PM
.....as a chicken jockey.

Good one.

Awesome.
Title: Re: new job on the resume for nadin
Post by: dutch508 on August 20, 2012, 06:28:52 PM
Good one.

Awesome.

Bullfrog electro-ejaculation operator/technician.
Title: Re: new job on the resume for nadin
Post by: RobJohnson on August 21, 2012, 12:31:31 AM
Oh my. She posted this in a pro-hunting thread that has some of the DUmmies fired up...

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MotherPetrie (95 posts)

8. Seriously? Are you on the NRA payroll now?

Title: Re: new job on the resume for nadin
Post by: diesel driver on August 21, 2012, 03:15:09 AM
DUmmie post:

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MotherPetrie (95 posts)

8. Seriously? Are you on the NRA payroll now?


To which our pal zapparman replies:

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zappaman (5,802 posts)

255. Are you joking?

Nadin may be a lot of things...ex-firefighter, former cop, participant of multiple shootouts, trained historian, ex-almost champion fencer, EMT, ace reporter, expert on too many things to list (including climactic change), and chronicler of arcs, trends, and patterns.

But she is DEFINITELY NOT on the NRA payroll and to even assert that is ridiculous.


Gotta love this guy!   :lol:   :lmao:

I think he edited her resume, though.  Seems a little short.     :lmao:
Title: Re: new job on the resume for nadin
Post by: Skul on August 21, 2012, 05:20:37 AM
Had some time this morning, and paddled over to read the entire thread.
Most interesting. over two hundred comments.  If you have time, take a look.
Zappa smacked her early on (#29), then left her alone.  The only reason I can see, is she didn't go full-court stupid as usual.
Naturally, the grazing plant killers went into spin mode.
Gnads held them off. What a surprise.
Then, way down toward the bottom, I see this...
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redqueen (97,164 posts)
250. I thought I was pretty clear.

Last edited Mon Aug 20, 2012, 01:43 PM USA/ET - Edit history (1)

Eat the meat = not a trophy hunter. Incidental collection of trophies from animals is not the same as hunting FOR trophies.

There's a huge difference between someone traveling not very far to hunt animals to eat, and someone who wastes energy traveling large distances to kill animals for fun. Especially if it's one of those pathetic canned hunts. That's not even hunting. That's just wanton slaughter.

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Response to redqueen (Reply #250)
Mon Aug 20, 2012, 01:52 PM
 nadinbrzezinski (108,009 posts)
256. The problem is that the MAJORITY of hunters are not ones

going to canned hunts, Opening day notwithstanding, when local folk stay indoors, most hunting is not done for fun.

And what I am trying to do also is separate this.

The ones who do what you despise are actually a large loud, minority. No, it's a very small minority.

For the record, my weapon of choice, mostly I would not trust myself with one with bullets, is a camera with a 300 mm lens. Can't shoot that 300 very well, either. Take some leasons.

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Response to redqueen (Reply #250)
Mon Aug 20, 2012, 01:55 PM
 zappaman (5,802 posts)
257. Gonna have to agree with you there.

I really don't understand the "trophy" aspect at all.
How is it "sport" to shoot something that can't shoot back?
No swipe at the Gnads.  :???:

 :rotf:
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nadinbrzezinski (108,009 posts)
Response to RegieRocker (Reply #57)
Sun Aug 19, 2012, 10:09 PM

65. Yup
and cuddly little roosters are truly mean!
But you know what I mean. No,tell us. BTW, squeeze the hens, not the roosters.
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nadinbrzezinski (108,009 posts)
 Response to Odin2005 (Reply #36)
Sun Aug 19, 2012, 09:43 PM

47. Careful there, some of us ARE city slickers
Granted, I did work in a Kibutz for a while... and have had rattler, good eating there. What? Gnads, there are two "b"s in kibbutz.
Probably gathered rattler eggs. :-)
Title: Re: new job on the resume for nadin
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 21, 2012, 08:13:34 AM
So, does this go on her resume as "Chicken coup attendent" or "Chicken Shit Stomper"?
Title: Re: new job on the resume for nadin
Post by: franksolich on August 21, 2012, 08:20:01 AM
So, does this go on her resume as "Chicken coup attendent" or "Chicken Shit Stomper"?

I rather like JakeStyle's "chicken jockey."
Title: Re: new job on the resume for nadin
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 21, 2012, 08:26:42 AM
I rather like JakeStyle's "chicken jockey."

I've seen chicken fights but never a chicken race...are they illegal too? :-)
Title: Re: new job on the resume for nadin
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 21, 2012, 10:57:14 AM
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zappaman (5,802 posts)

255. Are you joking?

Nadin may be a lot of things...ex-firefighter, former cop, participant of multiple shootouts, trained historian, ex-almost champion fencer, EMT, ace reporter, expert on too many things to list (including climactic change), and chronicler of arcs, trends, and patterns.

But she is DEFINITELY NOT on the NRA payroll and to even assert that is ridiculous.
What a half-assed list!

A much better summary:

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Ballygrl
Lipstick Renegade
Hero Member


   Re: Nadin's Resume (updated 02-09)
« Reply #152 on: June 13, 2012, 09:00:48 am » Quote 

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Updated again!

Volunteer Firefighter added to the list:

Arc Explainer
Author (my book has sold at least 2 copies)
Barista
Black belt in Google-Fu
Blast Analysist Expert
Bouncy-maker
Climatologist with specialization in very catastrophic catastrophes
Code Cracker
Coffee machine expert
Combat medic
Combat veteran
Community organizer, riot division
Cop
Decontamination Specialist
Diesel mechanic
Disaster preparedness consultant
Disaster recovery specialist
Drill Sergeant
Early childhood development
Earthquake Prep Specialist Before and After
Egyptian politics expert
Election fraud expert
Emergency medical technician
Emergency triage expert
Epidemiologist
Expert Economist
Expert on Experts
Expert on Fiscal Policy
Expert on Japanese suicide customs
Expert on milk exposed to radiation from nuclear reactor meltdowns
Expert on Police Code
Expert script reader
Expert trend spotter
Expert on Victim Psychology
Film Critic
Fire Arms Expert
Foreign prison custody rights expert
Friend of former submarine captain
Full-time MSNBC viewer
Geologist
Historian – US and World
History of labor unions
Hollywood talent scout
Home appliance technician
Hurricane preparedness expert
Inner city youth servicer
Intelligence analyst
International finance expert
International medical billing specialist
Jeep Test Driver
Lead programmer for MS Word with specialization in spelling and grammar algorithms
Macro-scale political and social trends analyst
Metereologist
Nuclear physicist
Nuclear power plant engineer
Peace activist
Peaceful union marcher
Peak oil forecaster
Phallus inspector/tester
Philanthropist
Physiologist
Political strategist
Queen of comical malaprops
Rapeller
Reporter for the OWS Movement
Rubicon Crosser
Rubicon Cruiser
Saved the world from radiation poison
Script Reader
Sharia Law Consultant
Simulation gaming expert
Sociologist
Survivalist
Theologist with specialty in dominionism and fundamental Christian values
Tipping point detector
Toy soldier player and collector
Trend Spotter
Volunteer Firefighter
Weapons expert
World class Googler
World traveler

 
It's very difficult to keep up-to-date, since the list of nutcase nadin's accomplishments and areas of expertise grows almost daily.
Title: Re: new job on the resume for nadin
Post by: obumazombie on August 21, 2012, 11:00:23 AM
A rattlesnake wrangler ?
Title: Re: new job on the resume for nadin
Post by: Skul on August 21, 2012, 02:39:17 PM
A rattlesnake wrooster wrangler ?
Fits in with chicken jockey.  :-)
Title: Re: new job on the resume for nadin
Post by: obumazombie on August 21, 2012, 02:40:46 PM
Fits in with chicken jockey.  :-)
Can you imagine nads saddling up, then trying to mount a chicken ?
Title: Re: new job on the resume for nadin
Post by: Skul on August 21, 2012, 03:04:49 PM
Or a rooster?  :lmao:
There'd be a whole lot of spurrin' going on.
Title: Re: new job on the resume for nadin
Post by: vesta111 on August 21, 2012, 03:21:53 PM
A rattlesnake wrangler ?

I knew some insane men and boys that did this in the south.      They captured rattlers and bagged them to sell to medical clinics that milked them for the venom to be turned into vaccines for those bitten and lucky to make it to the hospital in time.

Gets hair raising when a child is bit from a Pygmy rattler in FL.  Off shoot or the family had a 8 year old girl bit and with the vaccine she still spent a week in the hospital.

Nads needs to go bear hunting and not with her camera.    First visit China Town and find someone who is willing to buy the bears gall bladder.     Take a cooler of dry ice with her and kill a bear.   Time is of the essence, have to get that bear field stripped and the gallbladder on ice in 5-10 minutes.

Leave the bear for others to handle and race to China town where her client will pay her $800-1,200 for the goodie.   The client will then ship to China where a good big one will bring in $3-5,000 on the market for  medication for virility.

NOT everyone hunts for food or trophies, some hunt for money and make a living at it.   Just have to find a market for what people are willing to pay for something unusual.

Say anyone remember the old sofas and chairs of the the 20's, they seemed to last forever as they were covered  with Horse hide and hair.     Remember the old time beaver coats and hats ??    Why is it our Arctic explorers and military have wolf fur around their hoods,    It does not collect ice from the persons breath.

We have this trading post up here that at one time sold Moose hide moccasins.  No outer sole and I wore them for close to 10 years and even when wet and dried  still held up.

Lot's of reasons to hunt, for my 16th birthday I was given a pair of doe skin gloves, if one has never worn them then you have no idea of the feel of luxury warmth and dexterity they have.   My very first boyfriend shot the deer in his back yard and I still have those gloves.

I have owned rabbit fur coats and jackets, I even bought a mink stole at Goodwill with the suckers heads still on them.

Living near Nashville I saw the boots made of snake hide cost a pretty penny.   Now I wonder why Florida does not jump in the game with snake skin clothing, Lord knows they catch enough of those BIG snakes taking over.