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Title: Vlada Mitty was embarrassed; forgot her native language
Post by: franksolich on August 19, 2012, 08:44:14 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1202544

Oh my.

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nadinbrzezinski (107,837 posts)

Ok this was embarrasing

We are working on a story involving native people in Mexico. So I needed to send an Email to proceso, one of the top political magazines. It took me literally ten minutes to compose an email in Spanish... my native tongue.

So, the obvious thing is I NEED PRACTICE... damn I really do. So converted my IPOD to a Spanish computer and started plotting a short piece of fiction that will be done in Spanish. It will take me longer than English, but damn I need the practice. That was well, very embarrassing.

Ten minutes. Damn!

And that story better NOT involve going down to Ensenada, there are way too many personal safety concerns on that one.

This is from August 5, and no primitives have expressed any concern for the oblate spheroid's dilemma.

One wonders the import of the last sentence.

Someone threaten to kidnap Vlada, or something?
Title: Re: Vlada Mitty was embarrassed; forgot her native language
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 19, 2012, 09:04:43 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1202544

Oh my.

This is from August 5, and no primitives have expressed any concern for the oblate spheroid's dilemma.

One wonders the import of the last sentence.

Someone threaten to kidnap Vlada, or something?

She's worried that if the story "goes down to Ensenada," it'll get lost in a sewage treatment plant.
Title: Re: Vlada Mitty was embarrassed; forgot her native language
Post by: FlippyDoo on August 19, 2012, 09:12:41 AM
A fellow fictional spirit-guide who is assigned to the San Diego area was able to grab a copy of her short piece of fiction. It is below.

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Soy muy inteligente.
He hecho muchas cosas grandes.

Fin
Title: Re: Vlada Mitty was embarrassed; forgot her native language
Post by: Mr Mannn on August 19, 2012, 09:21:16 AM
attention whore strikes again. gets no attention.
except for CC. Bad attention is better than no attention. She's right here reading every post we make.
(I think she is obsessed with us...)
Title: Re: Vlada Mitty was embarrassed; forgot her native language
Post by: Skul on August 19, 2012, 09:22:20 AM
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Soy muy inteligente.
He hecho muchas cosas grandes.
Fin
What I got out of it....
Soy sauce is smart.
Henchmen are very great.
Fish

What the heck is she babbling about? :???:
Title: Re: Vlada Mitty was embarrassed; forgot her native language
Post by: Big Dog on August 19, 2012, 09:22:50 AM
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nadinbrzezinski (107,837 posts)

Ok this was embarrasing

We are working on a story involving native people in Mexico. So I needed to send an Email to proceso, one of the top political magazines. It took me literally ten minutes to compose an email in Spanish... my native tongue.

No, Nads. Gibberish is your native tongue. It translates just as poorly to Spanish as it does to English.

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And that story better NOT involve going down to Ensenada, there are way too many personal safety concerns on that one.

Yeah, those damn Zeta hit squads, always on the lookout for Double Naught Nads. Antonio Banderas' character in "Desperado" was loosely based on her, you know.

(Cue: mariachi version of James Bond theme)
Title: Re: Vlada Mitty was embarrassed; forgot her native language
Post by: dutch508 on August 19, 2012, 09:53:27 AM
Just one cotton-pickin' second...

I thought Nadin was some russ-ki mail order bride who escaped the GOOgLe-OG to join western civilization via Mexico, fought in five different wars, was a combat medic, historian, photo-gopher, rubixcube crosser/hairdresser, trend spotting skydiver...and a closeted Jew to boot?

Frank, am I mixing my Dumpmonkiez?
Title: Re: Vlada Mitty was embarrassed; forgot her native language
Post by: JakeStyle on August 19, 2012, 10:15:33 AM
Many years ago my friends and I took a bus down to Ensenada for Memorial Day weekend.  There were live chickens and goats on the bus with us.
Title: Re: Vlada Mitty was embarrassed; forgot her native language
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 19, 2012, 10:16:10 AM
I jest wash shed practice hair Engrish.
Title: Re: Vlada Mitty was embarrassed; forgot her native language
Post by: franksolich on August 19, 2012, 10:16:42 AM
Just one cotton-pickin' second...

I thought Nadin was some russ-ki mail order bride who escaped the GOOgLe-OG to join western civilization via Mexico, fought in five different wars, was a combat medic, historian, photo-gopher, rubixcube crosser/hairdresser, trend spotting skydiver...and a closeted Jew to boot?

Frank, am I mixing my Dumpmonkiez?

Yeah, you are, sir, and it's my fault.  I apologize.

A long time ago, I was always getting Vlada Mitty and the la_la_raw_raw primitive mixed up, and ascribed a past to Vlada that was, really, la_la_'s.  And I did that over and over and over again; that's how you got the impression.

Again, my apologies.

Thanks to Charles Henrickson, JakeStyle, and others, I finally got my head screwed on the right way.

A recap for you, sir: Vlada, who is circa 45-48 years old, is of Polish Judaic derivation.  In 1939, her grandparents and her father (then a little lad) tried getting out of there before the Nazis came.  The Democrat president, the Democrat Congress, the Democrat Supreme Court, and the Democrat Department of State back then weren't too sympathetic to the plight of the Jews in eastern Europe, and they couldn't come here.

Like tens of thousands of other Jews, they still were lucky however (remember, millions weren't); they found a country willing to take them, Mexico.  As odd as that might sound, Jews of the time ended up all over the world, any place that would take them--South Africa, Brazil, Fiji, Shanghai, Mauritius, Rhodesia, Argentina, &c., &c., &c.

Vlada Mitty's forebears prospered mightily in Mexico, where Vlada grew up as part of that 1% in that country--however, there remained a resentment that America (a Democrat America, remember) had rejected them, didn't care about them.  That's the atmosphere in which little Vlada was raised, and goes a long way in explaining Vlada Mitty's oft-stated desire to see our decline and collapse.

That however doesn't stop Vlada from grabbing all she can get from us, from taking all she can, as quick as she can.  She's for example enjoying more ease and comfort and security than what she'd have if she'd married a retired skipper of a submarine in the Mexican navy.  She's a pig.  
Title: Re: Vlada Mitty was embarrassed; forgot her native language
Post by: franksolich on August 19, 2012, 10:18:34 AM
I jest wash shed practice hair Engrish.

Good one.

Awesome point.
Title: Re: Vlada Mitty was embarrassed; forgot her native language
Post by: Freeper on August 19, 2012, 10:32:32 AM
I jest wash shed practice hair Engrish.

Mi two!
Title: Re: Vlada Mitty was embarrassed; forgot her native language
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 19, 2012, 01:10:29 PM
It's hilarious that nutcase nadin thinks she's fluent in English.

She really believes the misspelled word salads she posts at the DUmp are English.

But that's all good.

Can you imagine how offensive her pretentious, condescending arrogance would be if she could write intelligently?
Title: Re: Vlada Mitty was embarrassed; forgot her native language
Post by: ColonelCarrots on August 19, 2012, 01:17:56 PM
Michelle Obama culo es muy grande.
Title: Re: Vlada Mitty was embarrassed; forgot her native language
Post by: BattleHymn on August 19, 2012, 01:21:02 PM

Someone threaten to kidnap Vlada, or something?


This might be tougher than you'd think.  The only way you could practice for this would be to buy something that has roughly the same dimensions as nads.  I would suggest one of those oversized 46" beach-balls; then you can go around trying to stuff it into the trunks of various cars, until you find one that it fits into.  

I'm thinking your best bet would be a U-haul, but then there is a paper trail.
Title: Re: Vlada Mitty was embarrassed; forgot her native language
Post by: Mr Mannn on August 19, 2012, 01:23:32 PM
Its sad to have to admit when you are not proficient in either of the only two languages you know.
Title: Re: Vlada Mitty was embarrassed; forgot her native language
Post by: Jasonw560 on August 19, 2012, 01:26:15 PM
What I got out of it....
Soy sauce is smart.
Henchmen are very great.
Fish

What the heck is she babbling about? :???:
"I am very intelligent.
I have done many great things.

Finished."
Title: Re: Vlada Mitty was embarrassed; forgot her native language
Post by: Big Dog on August 19, 2012, 01:29:10 PM
Michelle Obama culo es muy grande.

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_N2EyyrA_LPs/TOs3QHWQUgI/AAAAAAAAK5s/wEnqxKT2YCg/s1600/michelle-obama-butt.jpg)
-Like two bulldogs fighting in a burlap sack, but President Mix-A-Lot likes it like that.

(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y164/wteach/defeatocrats/obama-booty.jpg)
-Da Prez likes a little bitta, too.
Title: Re: Vlada Mitty was embarrassed; forgot her native language
Post by: Chris_ on August 19, 2012, 01:29:26 PM
How difficult could it be to find a native Spanish speaker in San Diego to talk to? :loser:
Title: Re: Vlada Mitty was embarrassed; forgot her native language
Post by: Freeper on August 19, 2012, 01:30:39 PM
How difficult could it be to find a native Spanish speaker in San Diego to talk to? :loser:

When one doesn't bathe and is as mean as a snake they have trouble finding anyone to talk to.
Title: Re: Vlada Mitty was embarrassed; forgot her native language
Post by: obumazombie on August 19, 2012, 01:56:19 PM
How difficult could it be to find a native Spanish speaker in San Diego to talk to? :loser:
Or Rio Linda.
Title: Re: Vlada Mitty was embarrassed; forgot her native language
Post by: BattleHymn on August 19, 2012, 01:59:14 PM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_N2EyyrA_LPs/TOs3QHWQUgI/AAAAAAAAK5s/wEnqxKT2YCg/s1600/michelle-obama-butt.jpg)
-Like two bulldogs fighting in a burlap sack, but President Mix-A-Lot likes it like that.

Fisheye lens, right?  
Title: Re: Vlada Mitty was embarrassed; forgot her native language
Post by: Airwolf on August 19, 2012, 03:43:38 PM
When one doesn't bathe and is as mean as a snake they have trouble finding anyone to talk to.

That was my question as well. I mean its California for Gods sake. You can't swing a cat anywhere without hitting some sign in both English or Spannish. I'm thinking this is her way of saying "I'm to stupid to remember how to speake,read or write any language".
Title: Re: Vlada Mitty was embarrassed; forgot her native language
Post by: ChuckJ on August 19, 2012, 04:31:45 PM
I think it was her attempt at saying look at me I'm an international reporter.
Title: Re: Vlada Mitty was embarrassed; forgot her native language
Post by: Chris_ on August 19, 2012, 04:36:33 PM
That was my question as well. I mean its California for Gods sake. You can't swing a cat anywhere without hitting some sign in both English or Spannish. I'm thinking this is her way of saying "I'm top stupid to remember how to speak, read, or write any language".
:hi5: for making me laugh.
Title: Re: Vlada Mitty was embarrassed; forgot her native language
Post by: Mr Mannn on August 19, 2012, 06:11:21 PM
I think it was her attempt at saying look at me I'm an international reporter.
You would think Mexico would have some literary standards.
Title: Re: Vlada Mitty was embarrassed; forgot her native language
Post by: obumazombie on August 19, 2012, 06:22:57 PM
That was my question as well. I mean its California for Gods sake. You can't swing a cat anywhere without hitting some sign in both English or Spannish. I'm thinking this is her way of saying "I'm to stupid to remember how to speake,read or write any language".
Dead cats work better.
Title: Re: Vlada Mitty was embarrassed; forgot her native language
Post by: franksolich on August 19, 2012, 09:21:23 PM
You know, I suddenly thought of something.

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And that story better NOT involve going down to Ensenada, there are way too many personal safety concerns on that one.

The history books are chock-full of journalists braving peril and hazard, risking their very lives, to get stories.

Richard Harding Davis, Junius Wood, Robert St. John, and too many others to mention.

They ran great dangers to get their stories, and became famous because of it.

I think this would be good for Vlada Mitty's career advancement.
Title: Re: Vlada Mitty was embarrassed; forgot her native language
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 19, 2012, 09:57:20 PM
They ran great dangers to get their stories, and became famous because of it.

They didn't do it for a free internet blog that no one reads.
Title: Re: Vlada Mitty was embarrassed; forgot her native language
Post by: obumazombie on August 19, 2012, 09:58:51 PM
They didn't do it for a free internet blog that no one reads.
They might jam their fingers on a keyboard.
Title: Re: Vlada Mitty was embarrassed; forgot her native language
Post by: franksolich on August 19, 2012, 10:07:02 PM
They didn't do it for a free internet blog that no one reads.

Well, what I'm thinking is that Vlada's so multi-skilled, so multi-talented--she even carries a knife around with her, for God's sake, and knows how to use it--that she'd have an easier time getting a story out of Ensenada than you or I would.

Hell, given all her expertise and experience, she'd probably get the story getting less harm done her than a Marine commando or Navy SEAL would.

I think the oblate spheroid should go down into Ensenada.

The world needs to know what's going on down there, and Vlada's the one who could bring the story in.
Title: Re: Vlada Mitty was embarrassed; forgot her native language
Post by: franksolich on August 20, 2012, 08:15:49 AM
I thought about this during the middle of the night.

I think Vlada Mitty should go down into Ensenada, to find out what's happening there and write about it.

I know nothing about "Ensenada," but I'm guessing it's a lawless area of Mexico, run by the mafia or something.

franksolich did something similar during the early and mid-1990s, when he went to the socialist paradises of the workers and peasants.  No rule of law, rampant corruption, decay and rot, people going hungry, rip-roaring inflation, infrastructure all broken down, rampant crime and murder, firearms and bombs ubiquitous, mayhem, blood and guts and shit all over the place.

And I stayed there one month shy of two years.

Never mind why--I don't regret I did it, but I wouldn't do it again--the "why" was covered first by the newspapers of eastern Nebraska at the time, and and the "why" has since been explained in the Sandhills forum here.  Suffice it to say I was bored, and sought excitement.

Anyway, having done something similar, I can understand Vlada's fears, but at the same time I think she can do it.  After all, she has certain advantages franksolich didn't have in his own adventure.

To wit:

Intelligence
-Vlada insists she's smarter than God, franksolich insists only that he's smarter than Atman

Hearing
-Vlada yes, franksolich no; utterly deaf

Access to [or the Ability to Use] Telephonic, Radio, and Internet Communication
-Vlada yes, franksolich no

Knowledge of the Language
-Vlada yes, franksolich, absolutely no idea

Knowledge of the Lay of the Land
-Vlada yes (she was born in Mexico after all), franksolich no

Financial Resources
-Vlada yes, franksolich went with $187 tucked in his pocket, and no way to get any more

Relatives in the Country Who Could Bail One Out of Trouble
-Vlada yes, franksolich no

Relatives in the United States Who Could Bail One Out of Trouble
-Vlada yes, franksolich no

Knowledge and Expertise in Self-Defense
-Vlada yes, franksolich none whatsoever

Well, I lasted 23 months despite those disadvantages; surely Cub Reporter Vlada Mitty could survive Ensenada long enough to get a news story, and the subsequent fame and fortune that comes when one's willing to hazard perilous long-shot risks, and succeeds.

I really think Vlada should go and get that story, whatever it is, down in Ensenada; it'd surely give her more material than what she gets covering the San Diego city council or hippies protesting a nuclear power plant.
Title: Re: Vlada Mitty was embarrassed; forgot her native language
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 20, 2012, 10:51:35 AM
I think she'd be relatively safe, what with being such a small target.

Guys in drug shootouts, holding their pistols horizontal to the ground, aren't marksmen.
Title: Re: Vlada Mitty was embarrassed; forgot her native language
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 20, 2012, 11:06:00 AM
Intelligence
-Vlada insists she's smarter than God, franksolich insists only that he's smarter than Atman

I almost spat half-chewed chicken all over my monitor when I read that.  H5!
Title: Re: Vlada Mitty was embarrassed; forgot her native language
Post by: Airwolf on August 20, 2012, 01:42:04 PM
:hi5: for making me laugh.

Your welcome.
Title: Re: Vlada Mitty was embarrassed; forgot her native language
Post by: Karin on August 20, 2012, 03:32:15 PM
"I am very intelligent.
I have done many great things.

Finished."

I liked  "Soy Sauce is smart.
Henchmen are very great.
Fish."

better.   :lmao:
Title: Re: Vlada Mitty was embarrassed; forgot her native language
Post by: Skul on August 20, 2012, 03:56:39 PM
I liked  "Soy Sauce is smart.
Henchmen are very great.
Fish."

better.   :lmao:
Flattery will get you everywhere.   :naughty:
Title: Re: Vlada Mitty was embarrassed; forgot her native language
Post by: franksolich on August 20, 2012, 06:40:13 PM
I think she'd be relatively safe, what with being such a small target.

Guys in drug shootouts, holding their pistols horizontal to the ground, aren't marksmen.

I also thought of two other things, Vlada in Ensenada and franksolich in the anarchistic torn-apart socialist paradises:

Foreknowledge of Risks
-Vlada's acutely aware of the risks associated with going down into Ensenada, and can take precautionary measures so as to avoid, or at least, ameliorate those hazards
-franksolich had no idea, no idea at all, what he was going into; it was all a total surprise to me, and of course not aware of the perils, I hadn't taken any precautionary or pre-emptive measures, having instead to deal with things as they abruptly popped up out of nowhere

That should make Vlada Mitty more comfortable with covering a story in Ensenada.

Personal Vulnerability
-Vlada is a woman, and being a woman presents complications.  No matter how "strong" or formidable or repulsive a woman is, simply by being a femme one's exposed to dangers and perils men don't have to deal with
-franksolich is deaf, which makes one a sitting duck to everyone coming my way

It might then seem more dangerous for Vlada Mitty than for franksolich, but I beg to differ.  Even if one is a fully-grown, fully developed, member of the male species, one might as well be a paralytic parked in a wheelchair.

You know, I'm excited about the prospects of Vlada going down into Ensenada to get a story; if franksolich could do what he did, surely Vlada with her much greater intelligence and wits, and all the abovementioned advantages not had by myself, she should do pretty good, coming back to Skins's island to glory and revel in the accolades of the primitives (and we decent and civilized people) for having undertaken such an adventure, and succeeded.

I can hardly wait for when she announces she's going down into Ensenada.
Title: Re: Vlada Mitty was embarrassed; forgot her native language
Post by: franksolich on August 20, 2012, 09:04:09 PM
I've been deceived.

I never bothered checking "Ensenada," because given the tone of Vlada Mitty's remarks, I just assumed it was a dangerous place, probably dominated by the Mexican mafia or something, rampant crime and civil breakdown and unrest.

I just assumed that.

Only minutes ago, I nadined "Ensenada."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ensenada,_Baja_California

WTF?

It sounds like San Diego South.

Why would Vlada insinuate it's a dangerous place to go?

Damn.

If going down into Ensenada presents a dangerous challenge to Vlada Mitty, probably she's scared shitless to merely tie her shoes when she puts them on.
Title: Re: Vlada Mitty was embarrassed; forgot her native language
Post by: BattleHymn on August 20, 2012, 09:18:59 PM

If going down into Ensenada presents a dangerous challenge to Vlada Mitty, probably she's scared shitless to merely tie her shoes when she puts them on.

I always assumed nads was a strictly flip-flop wearing type of person.     
Title: Re: Vlada Mitty was embarrassed; forgot her native language
Post by: franksolich on August 20, 2012, 09:31:46 PM
I always assumed nads was a strictly flip-flop wearing type of person.     

I can't believe it.

From the way Vlada made hints about Ensenada, I'd automatically assumed it was a bad place, with crime lords and war lords gunning it out all day long, and that it's not a good idea to be a mere civilian caught in between them.

Well.

For nadinbrzezinski to retain franksolich's respect, she's got to go cover a story in a truly dangerous place in Mexico.
Title: Re: Vlada Mitty was embarrassed; forgot her native language
Post by: Airwolf on August 20, 2012, 09:34:09 PM
I always assumed nads was a strictly flip-flop wearing type of person.     

I always thought she wore old Jump boots from the goodwill store down the street from her favorite bar.
Title: Re: Vlada Mitty was embarrassed; forgot her native language
Post by: BattleHymn on August 20, 2012, 09:39:52 PM
I always thought she wore old Jump boots from the goodwill store down the street from her favorite bar.

Well, as long as they don't require any bending over to lace up, I could see those, too. 
Title: Re: Vlada Mitty was embarrassed; forgot her native language
Post by: obumazombie on August 20, 2012, 11:07:51 PM
It's insulting to insinuate that nadin doesn't know every square millimeter of the earth's geography like the back of her hand.
Title: Re: Vlada Mitty was embarrassed; forgot her native language
Post by: BattleHymn on August 20, 2012, 11:08:46 PM
It's insulting to insinuate that nadin doesn't know every square millimeter of the earth's geography like the back of her hand.

Naw, that one's too easy...
Title: Re: Vlada Mitty was embarrassed; forgot her native language
Post by: franksolich on August 21, 2012, 08:09:06 AM
It's insulting to insinuate that nadin doesn't know every square millimeter of the earth's geography like the back of her hand.

I suspect the only geography Vlada Mitty really knows is Mexico City, a road-map of San Diego, and maybe Israel, as she allegedly worked on a kibbutz there.

I'm still pissed off about what I found out about Ensenada; from the oblate spheroid's inference, I'd thought it was a dangerous place.  If Ensenda's a dangerous place, then Vlada must shake in her boots at the prospect of covering a story in Disneyland or the toy department at Macy's in Manhattan.

I'd thought Ensenada was one of those places down in Mexico where the drug lords, the war lords, and the crime lords are fighting it out, where there's been tons of decapitated bodies and lynched bodies stacked in heaps.

That's the sort of place Cub Reporter Vlada should go and cover, so as to make a name for herself in journalism.  My own knowledge of the geography of Mexico is rather sketchy--Mexico's never been one of those things that rocked my chair, rowed my boat, or pushed my buttons--and so I'm not sure where one finds such a place.

I'm also surprised that Vlada doesn't mention Tijuana, just blocks away from where she lives in San Diego; if she's got no fears for her safety in Tijuana, why she's so scared at the prospect of Ensenada escapes me.
Title: Re: Vlada Mitty was embarrassed; forgot her native language
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 21, 2012, 10:22:15 AM
I'm also surprised that Vlada doesn't mention Tijuana, just blocks away from where she lives in San Diego; if she's got no fears for her safety in Tijuana, why she's so scared at the prospect of Ensenada escapes me.

More of a chance of Montezuma's Revenge there? :???:
Title: Re: Vlada Mitty was embarrassed; forgot her native language
Post by: BattleHymn on August 21, 2012, 04:44:53 PM
More of a chance of Montezuma's Revenge there? :???:

Montezuma gets his revenge every time someone reads one of nad's posts.
Title: Re: Vlada Mitty was embarrassed; forgot her native language
Post by: Skul on August 21, 2012, 04:55:24 PM
Everytime Gnads pops off her anu mouth, it looks and smells like Montezuma's revenge.
Title: Re: Vlada Mitty was embarrassed; forgot her native language
Post by: obumazombie on August 21, 2012, 05:43:49 PM
If we examined the origins of dysentery, it would lead to a nadin dimensional conversion factor.