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Title: Sarah Palin Wins “Worst Mother in America” Award
Post by: Freeper on August 17, 2012, 11:24:19 PM
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goodboy (8,936 posts)

Sarah Palin Wins “Worst Mother in America” Award


 
Mrs. Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian, bestows Sarah Palin with Bringing Integrity To Christian Homemakers’ (B.I.T.C.H.) prestigious “Worst Mother in America” award to honor Sarah’s heroic efforts in self-indulgent, absentee parenting.

http://samuel-warde.com/2012/08/sarah-palin-wins-worst-mother-in-america-award/

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021153830

I can think of a ton of worse mothers than Sarah Palin, the ones that abort their zygotes.

I guess they got bored with hating on Paul Ryan so they decided to hate on Palin for awhile.

Title: Re: Sarah Palin Wins “Worst Mother in America” Award
Post by: franksolich on August 18, 2012, 07:35:36 AM
Surely that B.I.T.C.H. "organization" is some sort of stupid Democrat, liberal, or primitive satirical creation.
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Wins “Worst Mother in America” Award
Post by: Skul on August 18, 2012, 08:34:47 AM
Name of blog...."liberal info with samuel"
Any further into left field, and it would be a foulball.
DUmpmonkeys will take it as troff.
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Wins “Worst Mother in America” Award
Post by: docstew on August 18, 2012, 09:04:04 AM
Supposing this was actually true: would someone who was truly Christian call themselves "America's Best Christian"? Seems kinda prideful to me...
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Wins “Worst Mother in America” Award
Post by: WinOne4TheGipper on August 18, 2012, 09:10:45 AM
This just in...

The organization Covering Our Many, Many Uninformed, Narcissistic, Ignorant Stalinist Traitors (C.O.M.M.U.N.I.S.T.) has awarded Barack Hussein Obama it's prestigious "Best Dog Recipe" Award for his Labrador Lasagna.
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Wins “Worst Mother in America” Award
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on August 18, 2012, 09:43:11 AM
Hey, at least none of her kids are in prison, which puts her 'way up on most of the DUmmie women who actually had and raised kids themselves.
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Wins “Worst Mother in America” Award
Post by: Delmar on August 18, 2012, 10:30:24 AM
Worse than Stanley Ann Dunham who dumped ten year old Barack Milhous off on her parents to raise while she jet-setted around the world with a mattress on her back?
Title: Re: Sarah Palin Wins “Worst Mother in America” Award
Post by: Big Dog on August 18, 2012, 10:31:15 AM
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goodboy (8,936 posts)

Sarah Palin Wins “Worst Mother in America” Award
 
Mrs. Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian, bestows Sarah Palin with Bringing Integrity To Christian Homemakers’ (B.I.T.C.H.) prestigious “Worst Mother in America” award to honor Sarah’s heroic efforts in self-indulgent, absentee parenting.

http://samuel-warde.com/2...-mother-in-america-award/

Betty Bowers is a character at the Landover Baptist Church (http://www.landoverbaptist.org/), a parody website.

Goodboy needs to get back to the Sarpy County Correctional Center. He has a big day ahead of him tomorrow!
 :bwah:

Title: Re: Sarah Palin Wins “Worst Mother in America” Award
Post by: franksolich on August 18, 2012, 10:34:56 AM
Quote from: Big Dog on August 18, 2012, 10:31:15 AM
Goodboy needs to get back to the Sarpy County Correctional Center. He has a big day ahead of him tomorrow!
 :bwah:

Yeah, remember in real life, the sensitive lad, the piano-playing primitive, has a "thing" for big guys.

He really loved the late red round one.