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Title: primitive has slow-flushing commode
Post by: franksolich on August 17, 2012, 05:12:34 PM
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Oh my.

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Paper Roses (4,460 posts)

Slow flushing toilets. WsDJ one gave me the name of a cleaner for sewer pipes that was great. I need to use it again and cannot remember the name of the stuff. Available at Home Depot. You mix the product with water, add to bowl, flush and do not use for 6 hours. Anyone remember the name of this product?

I know there is a need to use it again, the flush is too slow and the water starts to rise to the top of the toilet before going out with a big glug. Just as it did before.Help please!

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Wash. state Desk Jet (1,790 posts)

1. Enforcer-Drain care

They also make Hair Clog Remover Enforcer -Drain Care Build Up Remover.

Thats the name of the product. It breaks down the hard deposits in the pipes.

Comes in pre mix. Draino also makes the same thing in a pre mix- green in color and the you mix stuff I think is actually better.

The powder stuff you mix up in warm water and it works best if you can put it straight down the main line clean out access.

on edit in addition- have you put any root killer down those pipes this year ? root grouth inside those pipes can cause blockage. usuall april is the best time of year to treat the main line with root killer.


About $10.00 per bottle- as a rule 1 or 2 at the most does it.

Try yer drain care first and if the flow opens up go ahead after that and put some root killer down the pipes.

If none of that works- you have it snaked or jet sprayed.

you can rent the snake or the jet spray-
Title: Re: primitive has slow-flushing commode
Post by: ColonelCarrots on August 17, 2012, 05:24:18 PM
The problem isn't the toilet, they're all just full of shit.
Title: Re: primitive has slow-flushing commode
Post by: obumazombie on August 17, 2012, 08:28:50 PM
Ah, the wonders of the low flow toilet. The water save can be plumbed directly to the low flow shower.
Title: Re: primitive has slow-flushing commode
Post by: Ballygrl on August 17, 2012, 08:47:43 PM
My husband had to end up removing the whole toilet once, turns out someone dropped a lighter into the toilet and everything kept backing up, so maybe they have to remove to toilet to see if something is stuck?
Title: Re: primitive has slow-flushing commode
Post by: Evil_Conservative on August 17, 2012, 09:18:42 PM
Ah, the wonders of the low flow toilet. The water save can be plumbed directly to the low flow shower.

Our house comes with those low flow toilets.  Not our choice, it's just what the builder uses.  We had our walk through today with one of the higher ups in the company.  He told us to flush twice for at least a couple of weeks.  I don't even think he's a fan of the low flow toilets.
Title: Re: primitive has slow-flushing commode
Post by: I_B_Perky on August 17, 2012, 09:59:58 PM
Our house comes with those low flow toilets.  Not our choice, it's just what the builder uses.  We had our walk through today with one of the higher ups in the company.  He told us to flush twice for at least a couple of weeks.  I don't even think he's a fan of the low flow toilets.

Yep we got one of those &#^@%@ low flow toilets when our old one cracked. Two weeks I had that &#^@%@ thing and I had a stopped up main pipe. Had to snake it out. Nasty shit. Literally. Least it was my shit.  :-)

Now I always put some water in the tub whenever I got to take a dump. As soon as I flush, twice, I open the drain on the tub. Problem solved. Even she who is the omnipotent one does that now cause she helped me snake it out.

Thing that gets me is 100 yards north I have one big damn river where our town gets our water from but the imperial fed gummint has decided cause out west they are using too much water I got to damn suffer.
Title: Re: primitive has slow-flushing commode
Post by: BattleHymn on August 17, 2012, 10:50:39 PM
Another primitive who can't operate a toilet.  Boy, am I surprised.   ::)


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You mix the product with water, add to bowl, flush and do not use for 6 hours.

Imagine some of the larger primitives not being able to punish their porcelain for six hours.  
Title: Re: primitive has slow-flushing commode
Post by: obumazombie on August 18, 2012, 02:13:21 AM
Another primitive who can't operate a toilet.  Boy, am I surprised.   ::)


Imagine some of the larger primitives not being punish their porcelain for six hours.  
That is hilarious.
Or, as Banyon would say
That's gold Jerry, gold !
Title: Re: primitive has slow-flushing commode
Post by: Tucker on August 18, 2012, 05:21:06 AM
I changed my mind.

Don't want to give the DUmmies any ideas.
Title: Re: primitive has slow-flushing commode
Post by: franksolich on August 18, 2012, 07:05:06 AM
I changed my mind.

Don't want to give the DUmmies any ideas.

But it was something a primitive might follow up on, though.
Title: Re: primitive has slow-flushing commode
Post by: BattleHymn on August 18, 2012, 09:57:11 AM
Root killer?  Drain openers?  Toxic powdered chemicals? 

These primitives are clearly not concerned with their mother gaia, when it comes to their toilets.  The green way for them to go about this is to just go out into the woods and do their business there.  If only more of them lived in bear country. 
Title: Re: primitive has slow-flushing commode
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 18, 2012, 12:13:10 PM
Root killer?  Drain openers?  Toxic powdered chemicals? 

These primitives are clearly not concerned with their mother gaia, when it comes to their toilets.  The green way for them to go about this is to just go out into the woods and do their business there.  If only more of them lived in bear country. 

Just what we need, bears high on drug residue.
Title: Re: primitive has slow-flushing commode
Post by: BattleHymn on August 18, 2012, 12:22:24 PM
Just what we need, bears high on drug residue.

Don't worry, the bear bells in their bowels will make sure you hear them approaching. 
Title: Re: primitive has slow-flushing commode
Post by: obumazombie on August 18, 2012, 12:24:42 PM
Root killer?  Drain openers?  Toxic powdered chemicals? 

These primitives are clearly not concerned with their mother gaia, when it comes to their toilets.  The green way for them to go about this is to just go out into the woods and do their business there.  If only more of them lived in bear country. 
They can go "hug a root".
Title: Re: primitive has slow-flushing commode
Post by: Randy on August 18, 2012, 01:50:49 PM
They can go "hug a root".


Most male DUmmies love to "hug the root"

As to the slow flushing toilet the DUmbasses will never learn, when the cops come you're supposed to flush the dope not the bong.  :stoner: