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Title: Hello!
Post by: ColonelCarrots on August 16, 2012, 09:14:29 PM
Hello! I'm Jonathan, or ColonelCarrots as my internet name. I'm Sgt Snugglebunny's son so let the people rejoice in having two of him.

A little about myself, starting college in a couple of weeks. Majoring in a Bachelor of Theology. Long term I plan on being an Army Chaplain and serve the rest of my days in the military until they kick me out.

In my spare time I like to play video games and recently I've started a blog on little short stories on what I do. Currently I'm telling a story in a series of newspaper like articles in Empire Total War. Which is here http://colonelcarrots.tumblr.com/

Also its gonna be my first time voting this year. I'm voting for Obama to get a new job.
Title: Re: Hello!
Post by: Chris_ on August 16, 2012, 09:15:43 PM
Welcome :II:
Title: Re: Hello!
Post by: Big Dog on August 16, 2012, 09:25:31 PM
ColonelCarrots. I like the name. Welcome!

Congratulations on two honorable callings, pro Deo et patria.

SGT Snuggle Bunny, it looks like you raised him right. Bravo Zulu.
Title: Re: Hello!
Post by: Chris_ on August 16, 2012, 09:26:21 PM
Looks like he outranks you, Sarge.
Title: Re: Hello!
Post by: Undies on August 16, 2012, 09:29:29 PM
Welcome.  I bookmarked your blog.

Title: Re: Hello!
Post by: Bad Dog on August 16, 2012, 10:40:57 PM
Welcome Col.
Title: Re: Hello!
Post by: Ballygrl on August 16, 2012, 10:46:34 PM
Welcome! we adore Sgt. Snuggle Bunny!
Title: Re: Hello!
Post by: Ballygrl on August 16, 2012, 10:47:34 PM
Also its gonna be my first time voting this year. I'm voting for Obama to get a new job.

Do you mean Romney?
Title: Re: Hello!
Post by: Kyle Ricky on August 16, 2012, 10:49:34 PM
Welcome, ColonelCarrots. I hope you enjoy your stay here.

And God bless you on pursuing such a good profession, both of them. We need more like you in this country. You raised a good kid, Sgt. Bunny ...
Title: Re: Hello!
Post by: Big Dog on August 16, 2012, 10:51:04 PM
Do you mean Romney?

I got it. The good Colonel is voting for Obama to get a new job (i.e., voting to get Obama out of office).
Title: Re: Hello!
Post by: Ballygrl on August 16, 2012, 10:54:59 PM
I got it. The good Colonel is voting for Obama to get a new job (i.e., voting to get Obama out of office).

Oh! :lmao: I thought it was odd that Sgt Snuggle Bunny would have a relative voting for Obama!
Title: Re: Hello!
Post by: seahorse513 on August 16, 2012, 10:57:06 PM
Welcome Colonel!!!
Title: Re: Hello!
Post by: BattleHymn on August 17, 2012, 01:19:20 AM
Do you mean Romney?

Both, really.


Welcome to CC, CC!
Title: Re: Hello!
Post by: Splashdown on August 17, 2012, 05:36:26 AM
Welcome!
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Post by: Jasonw560 on August 17, 2012, 05:56:50 AM
Welcome, CC. Glad to see we have some young 'uns being raised right, still.

Just don't let college warp you.
Title: Re: Hello!
Post by: Big Dog on August 17, 2012, 06:21:09 AM
ColonelCarrots,

I read your short stories. Nicely done.

If you are interested in reading about the fiction writer's craft from a couple of perspectives, I recommend  Ayn Rand's (http://www.amazon.com/The-Art-Fiction-Writers-Readers/dp/0452281547) and Stephen King's (http://www.amazon.com/On-Writing-Stephen-King/dp/0743455967) books on the subject.
Title: Re: Hello!
Post by: njpines on August 17, 2012, 08:34:11 AM
Welcome and good luck in college!
Title: Re: Hello!
Post by: ColonelCarrots on August 17, 2012, 08:55:00 AM
Welcome, CC. Glad to see we have some young 'uns being raised right, still.

Just don't let college warp you.

Good news, I'm going to a conservative baptist college.
Title: Re: Hello!
Post by: IassaFTots on August 17, 2012, 09:40:41 AM
Hello! I'm Jonathan, or ColonelCarrots as my internet name. I'm Sgt Snugglebunny's son so let the people rejoice in having two of him.



Oh My!   :-)  Welcome to the cave!
Title: Re: Hello!
Post by: Splashdown on August 17, 2012, 09:44:46 AM
Wow! The Snugglebunny family is multiplying like..... um..... like.....

Some animal that multiplies a lot!
Title: Re: Hello!
Post by: CactusCarlos on August 17, 2012, 10:04:40 AM
Hello! I'm Jonathan, or ColonelCarrots as my internet name. I'm Sgt Snugglebunny's son so let the people rejoice in having two of him.

A little about myself, starting college in a couple of weeks. Majoring in a Bachelor of Theology. Long term I plan on being an Army Chaplain and serve the rest of my days in the military until they kick me out.

In my spare time I like to play video games and recently I've started a blog on little short stories on what I do. Currently I'm telling a story in a series of newspaper like articles in Empire Total War. Which is here http://colonelcarrots.tumblr.com/

Also its gonna be my first time voting this year. I'm voting for Obama to get a new job.

Welcome - good to have you here!  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Hello!
Post by: Undies on August 17, 2012, 10:21:30 AM
It would be great if you could date a nice girl called Lady Raisin.
Title: Re: Hello!
Post by: ColonelCarrots on August 17, 2012, 12:36:33 PM
I don't like Raisins.
Title: Re: Hello!
Post by: Undies on August 17, 2012, 12:49:54 PM
I don't like Raisins.

But Carrots and Raisins go together.   :p
Title: Re: Hello!
Post by: IassaFTots on August 17, 2012, 01:10:58 PM
I don't like Raisins.

What is your opinion of peach cobbler?
Title: Re: Hello!
Post by: ColonelCarrots on August 17, 2012, 01:15:26 PM
What is your opinion of peach cobbler?
Never had it.
Title: Re: Hello!
Post by: IassaFTots on August 17, 2012, 02:14:41 PM
Never had it.

Good answer.
Title: Re: Hello!
Post by: Undies on August 17, 2012, 02:29:28 PM
Never had it.

Then you education is incomplete.  You need peach cobbler.  Ask your Daddy.
Title: Re: Hello!
Post by: arachnyd on August 18, 2012, 08:11:58 PM
Also its gonna be my first time voting this year. I'm voting for Obama to get a new job.

Welcome!
Title: Re: Hello!
Post by: obumazombie on August 18, 2012, 09:53:28 PM
Welcome to the forum. Glad you are here. I hope your stay is long and prosperous.
The question before us now, is, Does God hate Colonels, or carrots, or any combination thereof ?
Title: Re: Hello!
Post by: ColonelCarrots on August 18, 2012, 10:27:09 PM
No cause God doesn't hate, only Republicans can hate. (That's all I've learned from the DUmmies.)
Title: Re: Hello!
Post by: Eupher on August 18, 2012, 10:27:54 PM
Welcome, colonel.

Don't let your Dad bogart the veggie peeler, eh? He's gotta a lot of work to do.  :-)
Title: Re: Hello!
Post by: ColonelCarrots on August 18, 2012, 11:16:43 PM
The name dates back to when my Dad started a clan when America's Army was fairly new. This is the picture he drew.
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y60/ColonelCarrots/colonelfinal.jpg)

Also this is from my latest blog post.

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Its amazing in a game like Empire: Total War where things that happen there are real world scenarios. I have been at constant war on numerous fronts in my latest campaign which is this story. It reflects more in real life than you can imagine. Every turn I’m only making about 3000 gold. I make about 10,000 every turn that goes to pay for the military, but the economy is taking a huge toll because of the wars.

I’ve had to build two large armies, a Navy, and have had to exempt taxes from conquered territories to make the populace happy (until they conform with their new government). All this money goes to the war front. When I can spare money it goes to infrastructure. It goes back to the people, but the war is more important and comes first. It is a national security threat and until our borders are safe and our enemies are vanquished, the war will always continue.

So think about it. Do you want your enemies at your gates, or do you want the government to pay for your birth control?
Title: Re: Hello!
Post by: Bondai on August 22, 2012, 05:07:42 AM
Welcome CC. Glad to have you here. I'm looking forward to reading your blog. :-)
Title: Re: Hello!
Post by: Ptarmigan on September 25, 2012, 06:32:56 PM
Kinda late, but welcome to CC.  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Hello!
Post by: sunsettommy on September 25, 2012, 07:06:59 PM
Hello! I'm Jonathan, or ColonelCarrots as my internet name. I'm Sgt Snugglebunny's son so let the people rejoice in having two of him.

A little about myself, starting college in a couple of weeks. Majoring in a Bachelor of Theology. Long term I plan on being an Army Chaplain and serve the rest of my days in the military until they kick me out.

In my spare time I like to play video games and recently I've started a blog on little short stories on what I do. Currently I'm telling a story in a series of newspaper like articles in Empire Total War. Which is here http://colonelcarrots.tumblr.com/

Also its gonna be my first time voting this year. I'm voting for Obama to get a new job.

Welcome!

 :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Hello!
Post by: IassaFTots on September 25, 2012, 08:08:40 PM
Kinda late, but welcome to CC.  :cheersmate:

Hi Five Ptarmy!   :wink: