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Title: primitives discuss fun places for sex
Post by: franksolich on August 16, 2012, 06:43:30 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018176175

Oh my.

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HopeHoops (37,906 posts)

Okay, on the LIGHT side... What's the most fun place you've ever had sex?

Me? On the wall over the fire place at my wife's dad's rental cottage in Clear Creek, PA. And I mean ON THE WALL!

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DFW (11,757 posts)

1. Every place I've ever had it!

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HopeHoops (37,906 posts)

2. I worked for a company with a real asshole for a boss. We did it on his leather couch, AND..

... on his mahogany desk (which never had papers on it because he never did anything).

It was like 11:00 at night, but still, it felt good (yeah, that too) to violate his zone. He was about as nasty a prick as you can get - sort of like rMoney.

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RebelOne (24,362 posts)

3. On a cruise ship to the Virgin Islands.

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trof (42,132 posts)

4. Impomptu 'toga' party in a spa shower.

Details on request.

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ohiosmith (18,717 posts)

5. Santa's sleigh in Lazarus department store with an elf.

The details are kind of vague, and it was posted here in the DUmpster, but that was some years ago.

There was a primitive man-and-wife who indulged in sex in a newly-cleaned room that'd been prepared for visitors, family they didn't like.  And after they were done, they didn't clean up.

Something like that.
Title: Re: primitives discuss fun places for sex
Post by: Mike220 on August 16, 2012, 06:49:33 PM
My mind can never unsee this post.
Title: Re: primitives discuss fun places for sex
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 16, 2012, 06:53:54 PM
The details are kind of vague, and it was posted here in the DUmpster, but that was some years ago.

There was a primitive man-and-wife who indulged in sex in a newly-cleaned room that'd been prepared for visitors, family they didn't like.  And after they were done, they didn't clean up.

Something like that.

I remember that.  What cretins.
Title: Re: primitives discuss fun places for sex
Post by: Bad Dog on August 16, 2012, 07:22:01 PM
I remember that.  What cretins.

It is instinctive in many animals to "mark" territory.  They probably couldn't help themselves.
Title: Re: primitives discuss fun places for sex
Post by: miskie on August 16, 2012, 07:27:58 PM
My mind can never unsee this post.

It could have been worse. This thread could have been merged with the exploding commode one...  :spork:
Title: Re: primitives discuss fun places for sex
Post by: Airwolf on August 16, 2012, 07:29:18 PM
They act like they invented ways to do shit or that anything they think is somehow all new and exciting. Dumbasses can get back to me when they got something really interesting.
Title: Re: primitives discuss fun places for sex
Post by: Splashdown on August 16, 2012, 08:58:11 PM
Stevenumbers is silent.
Title: Re: primitives discuss fun places for sex
Post by: Delmar on August 16, 2012, 08:59:32 PM
http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/newlywed.asp

This is a funny story that is related to the post.  Maybe you've all heard it before.  But I should warn you, it's kind of dirty.
Title: Re: primitives discuss fun places for sex
Post by: franksolich on August 16, 2012, 09:02:52 PM
My mind can never unsee this post.

The image that came into my mind was that of the Las Vegas Leviathan and his wife Jeanette cavorting around in the bedroom.
Title: Re: primitives discuss fun places for sex
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 16, 2012, 09:37:26 PM
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There was a primitive man-and-wife who indulged in sex in a newly-cleaned room that'd been prepared for visitors, family they didn't like.  And after they were done, they didn't clean up.

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Stevenumbers is silent.

DUmmy stevenumbers dreams of needing to clean up.
Title: Re: primitives discuss fun places for sex
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on August 16, 2012, 10:57:15 PM
In a vagina, which is something to which about 3/4 of the DUmmies can't relate...and I include the Lesbians in the remaining quarter.
Title: Re: primitives discuss fun places for sex
Post by: ChuckJ on August 17, 2012, 03:10:15 AM
http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/newlywed.asp

This is a funny story that is related to the post.  Maybe you've all heard it before.  But I should warn you, it's kind of dirty.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XM5hbS7GlU[/youtube]
Title: Re: primitives discuss fun places for sex
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 17, 2012, 06:20:01 AM
Reminds me of an old joke.....OH! This isn't the short bus.