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Title: OMG! I cant remove it from my head!!! ****!!!!
Post by: Zafod Beeblebrox on May 22, 2008, 11:45:49 PM
http://www.neutralunderground.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1085711&postcount=160


Then It responded


http://www.neutralunderground.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1086231&postcount=167


****ing damm! This world has just become a little bit worse for me.
I hope I never have to explain this to my son EVER!!!!

Title: Re: OMG! I cant remove it from my head!!! ****!!!!
Post by: DixieBelle on May 22, 2008, 11:49:15 PM
But still a freak!!!

You know that scene in E.T. where they dress him up in women's clothes? Yep! He's still an alien!!!
Title: Re: OMG! I cant remove it from my head!!! ****!!!!
Post by: RobJohnson on May 23, 2008, 12:22:08 AM
 :rotf:



Title: Re: OMG! I cant remove it from my head!!! ****!!!!
Post by: Lacarnut on May 23, 2008, 12:37:25 AM
A fag-hag--Too funny :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: OMG! I cant remove it from my head!!! ****!!!!
Post by: Gwitness on May 23, 2008, 12:40:52 AM
 :o

I have no idea on what to make of that.
Title: Re: OMG! I cant remove it from my head!!! ****!!!!
Post by: Rebel on May 23, 2008, 07:23:47 AM
It's Mr./Ms. Garrison in real life!  :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: OMG! I cant remove it from my head!!! ****!!!!
Post by: Lord Undies on May 23, 2008, 08:44:03 AM
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First, I'm not a man. I've transitioned to female.

Nope, freak-o, your are still a man.  You were born a male and you will die a male.  Just like Christine Jorgensen did. 

As for you being well respected in the work place, well, unless you work in a freak factory, I can guarantee you are a source of constant amusement and laughter to the normal people around you.  That's just human nature.  Behind your back you are a common joke to all. 
Title: Re: OMG! I cant remove it from my head!!! ****!!!!
Post by: DixieBelle on May 23, 2008, 08:46:36 AM
^I'm thinking freak factory.
Title: Re: OMG! I cant remove it from my head!!! ****!!!!
Post by: Taxman on May 23, 2008, 09:01:15 AM
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First, I'm not a man. I've transitioned to female.

Nope, freak-o, your are still a man.  You were born a male and you will die a male.  Just like Christine Jorgensen did. 

As for you being well respected in the work place, well, unless you work in a freak factory, I can guarantee you are a source of constant amusement and laughter to the normal people around you.  That's just human nature.  Behind your back you are a common joke to all. 

He/She/It likely works in some bastion of liberalism...Code Stink or the ACLU come to mind.
Title: Re: OMG! I cant remove it from my head!!! ****!!!!
Post by: DixieBelle on May 23, 2008, 09:02:48 AM
It said it was "educatiing" people about gender idenitity. It must go around to drum circles and give speeches.
Title: Re: OMG! I cant remove it from my head!!! ****!!!!
Post by: Lord Undies on May 23, 2008, 09:07:01 AM
It said it was "educatiing" people about gender idenitity. It must go around to drum circles and give speeches.

Gender Identity Lesson #1:  God makes some terrible mistakes and it is up to us to fix them. 
Title: Re: OMG! I cant remove it from my head!!! ****!!!!
Post by: DixieBelle on May 23, 2008, 09:18:52 AM
It said it was "educatiing" people about gender idenitity. It must go around to drum circles and give speeches.

Gender Identity Lesson #1:  God makes some terrible mistakes and it is up to us to fix them. 
Lesson #1: It's not nice to fool Mother Nature. Don't remove the original parts. Or attempt any add-ons.
Title: Re: OMG! I cant remove it from my head!!! ****!!!!
Post by: Splashdown on May 23, 2008, 09:23:33 AM
Why oh why did you make me go over there?  :bawl:
Title: Re: OMG! I cant remove it from my head!!! ****!!!!
Post by: Zafod Beeblebrox on May 23, 2008, 10:14:51 AM
A fag-hag--Too funny :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
You have never heard that before?
Title: Re: OMG! I cant remove it from my head!!! ****!!!!
Post by: Zafod Beeblebrox on May 23, 2008, 04:16:59 PM
EEEWWWWW!!!! **** THE IMAGE IS IN MY HEAD NOW!!!!!

http://www.neutralunderground.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1087241&postcount=184


I dont think I will ever be able to explain anything like this to my son EVER!!!
Title: Re: OMG! I cant remove it from my head!!! ****!!!!
Post by: TheSarge on May 23, 2008, 04:39:21 PM
EEEWWWWW!!!! **** THE IMAGE IS IN MY HEAD NOW!!!!!

http://www.neutralunderground.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1087241&postcount=184


I dont think I will ever be able to explain anything like this to my son EVER!!!

From the sound of it...I should be thankful they have blocked my IP address over there.
Title: Re: OMG! I cant remove it from my head!!! ****!!!!
Post by: Zafod Beeblebrox on May 23, 2008, 04:45:45 PM
EEEWWWWW!!!! **** THE IMAGE IS IN MY HEAD NOW!!!!!

http://www.neutralunderground.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1087241&postcount=184


I dont think I will ever be able to explain anything like this to my son EVER!!!

From the sound of it...I should be thankful they have blocked my IP address over there.


I will post the text for ya...



Quote from: Zafod Beeblebrox;1085711
I really want to figure it out.
So you are a man wanting to be a woman and are more atracted to women then men?? so are you like come kind of lesbian? because wouldnt you only be able to get with lesbian women?
What if a woman wants to transperson to a man and is attracted gay men?
What would you call that?

a fag-hag taken to the next level?

I dont get this at all.

Do you consider this normal? Or do you think you have a disorder?



Quote from: KelliKat;1086231
Giving you the benefit of the doubt here, despite what my instincts are telling me...

First, I'm not a man. I've transitioned to female. I am mostly attracted to women but there are a few men I find attractive. That would make me bisexual.

A transman who is attracted to other men would simply be a gay transman. Not too hard to figure out.

Again, what is normal? As far is "do i think I have a disorder?" I am well aware that your post is subtle mockery thinly disguised as innocent ignorance, but I will answer this anyway. Yeah, it's a "disorder" of sorts. Kind of like being born with the other thing I was born with, cardiomyopathy... Mental disorder. No. I'm quite sane, thank you. And I'm gainfully and professionally employed and well-respected by the same company I worked for before I transitioned.

then I asked if he had his dilly chopped off.


Quote from: KelliKat;1087241
I don't answer that question for someone who has demonstrated a lack of respect. :eyeroll:

My last date was with a six foot three ex-Marine whom you would never mess with, still believes in chivalry and who treats me like a lady. I'll leave it to you to guess whether I'd be dating a guy like that if I were pre-op. :snicker:


Quote from: Zafod Beeblebrox;1087272
Does he know that you were once a man? oh and why would I need to mess with him? Why do I need to show you respect or a better question is how have I disrespected you?
I asked a ******* question.

what the **** ever




then the leg humpers start in....


Quote from: Taylor;1087287
That question is like asking me if I shave or wax w/o knowing anything about me... It's personal.

Do you actually care about Kelli beyond her anatomy, or do you just want to make a point?

*Taylor*

No its not. Kell posted a thread drawing attention to what they are. I didnt know they were formally a man.


Man the wagons circle quick.
Title: Re: OMG! I cant remove it from my head!!! ****!!!!
Post by: RobJohnson on May 23, 2008, 04:50:33 PM
I worked with a guy that I guess wore "panties" to work one day, when he bent over, you could see the lace...his new nickname was "ruffles"......his wife was drunk at a Christmas party and spilt the beans as well...after a meeting on diversity he stood up....told everyone he was going on medical leave....to have an opearation as he has always known since he was five years old that he really was a girl...the guy had three kids...and from now on, he wanted to be called "Heather".....

He was also vice president of the Steelworkers local....

She/He/It passed away about two years ago......interesting obit in the paper.  :-) Died young....I prayed alot for his family.
Title: Re: OMG! I cant remove it from my head!!! ****!!!!
Post by: TheSarge on May 23, 2008, 04:50:52 PM
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I don't answer that question for someone who has demonstrated a lack of respect. :eyeroll:

My last date was with a six foot three ex-Marine whom you would never mess with, still believes in chivalry and who treats me like a lady. I'll leave it to you to guess whether I'd be dating a guy like that if I were pre-op. :snicker:

That same Marine would pound the sh*t out of you in the next breath if he'd known you both posses the same chromosomes.

Thanks for the Cliffsnotes version Zaf.


Title: Re: OMG! I cant remove it from my head!!! ****!!!!
Post by: Wineslob on May 23, 2008, 04:52:28 PM
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Giving you the benefit of the doubt here, despite what my instincts are telling me...

First, I'm not a man. I've transitioned to something else. I am mostly attracted to women but there are a few men I find attractive. That would make me trisexual?

A triman...err...whatever, who is attracted to other men would simply be a gay transman. Not too hard to figure out. Maybe?

Again, what is normal? As far is "do i think I have a disorder?" I am well aware that I'm completely ****ed up, and my subtle mockery thinly disguised as innocent ignorance, but I will answer this anyway. Yeah, it's a "disorder" of sorts. Kind of like being born with the other, errrr, thing I was born with, cardiomyopathy... Mental disorder. No. I'm quite insane, thank you. And I'm gainfully and professionally employed and well-respected by the same company I worked for before I transitioned to the back room.





FIXED...............   FREAK!
Title: Re: OMG! I cant remove it from my head!!! ****!!!!
Post by: Zafod Beeblebrox on May 23, 2008, 04:54:24 PM
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I don't answer that question for someone who has demonstrated a lack of respect. :eyeroll:

My last date was with a six foot three ex-Marine whom you would never mess with, still believes in chivalry and who treats me like a lady. I'll leave it to you to guess whether I'd be dating a guy like that if I were pre-op. :snicker:

That same Marine would pound the sh*t out of you in the next breath if he'd known you both posses the same chromosomes.

Thanks for the Cliffsnotes version Zaf.




Thats what I was thinking too.
Title: Re: OMG! I cant remove it from my head!!! ****!!!!
Post by: RobJohnson on May 23, 2008, 05:00:57 PM
EEEWWWWW!!!! **** THE IMAGE IS IN MY HEAD NOW!!!!!

http://www.neutralunderground.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1087241&postcount=184


I dont think I will ever be able to explain anything like this to my son EVER!!!

From the sound of it...I should be thankful they have blocked my IP address over there.

Well according to this they do not ban people:

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It's all the same, really. We don't delete accounts or posts. We will make an account "Inactive at Users Request," though.

SDJ/Site Admin

Don't forget the new GD NU rules.....

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Do not post links to conversations at other message boards NEW

Do not disclose personal information about any other member of this forum. No dragging drama. If you didn't read it here, don't talk about it here. NEW


Title: Re: OMG! I cant remove it from my head!!! ****!!!!
Post by: Zafod Beeblebrox on May 23, 2008, 05:09:41 PM


Don't forget the new GD NU rules.....

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Do not post links to conversations at other message boards NEW

Do not disclose personal information about any other member of this forum. No dragging drama. If you didn't read it here, don't talk about it here. NEW



[/quote]

I will talk about what ever the **** I want.
Title: Re: OMG! I cant remove it from my head!!! ****!!!!
Post by: TheSarge on May 23, 2008, 05:10:52 PM
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It's all the same, really. We don't delete accounts or posts. We will make an account "Inactive at Users Request," though.

SDJ/Site Admin

Ok then SanDiego John....please...you have a free invite to come here and tell me how the above quoted comment from you...explains this:

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Title: Re: OMG! I cant remove it from my head!!! ****!!!!
Post by: Zafod Beeblebrox on May 23, 2008, 05:18:02 PM
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It's all the same, really. We don't delete accounts or posts. We will make an account "Inactive at Users Request," though.

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That place is like a mini version of DU and it keeps getting worse
Title: Re: OMG! I cant remove it from my head!!! ****!!!!
Post by: TheSarge on May 23, 2008, 05:24:18 PM

That place is like a mini version of DU and it keeps getting worse

And it will continue to get worse as long as the term "neutral" is ONLY used in the forum title.

THe Libs rules that place.  The bash and smear and demagogue and then cry like babies if someone so much as looks crossways at them.

And the mods/Admin look the other way in the name of "Neutrality".

The so called moderates who "refuse to choose" *waves* pretend like they don't see what's going on and hope it will all just go away.

What's left of the Conservatives over there are slowly leaving because they realize they have no chance of getting a word in edgewise...and if they do...they have to worry about getting tsked tsked by the squishy moderates or (content deleted) by the Admins.

Soon enough it will be just another Liberal echo chamber.
Title: Re: OMG! I cant remove it from my head!!! ****!!!!
Post by: Schadenfreude on May 23, 2008, 05:30:02 PM
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It's all the same, really. We don't delete accounts or posts. We will make an account "Inactive at Users Request," though.

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Hey that looks very familiar.  :-)
Title: Re: OMG! I cant remove it from my head!!! ****!!!!
Post by: RobJohnson on May 23, 2008, 05:33:49 PM
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It's all the same, really. We don't delete accounts or posts. We will make an account "Inactive at Users Request," though.

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Another thing that is interesting.....they "edit for content" in the lounge at NU to remove any thing political...yet members have very political sig lines.......
Title: Re: OMG! I cant remove it from my head!!! ****!!!!
Post by: phillygirl on May 23, 2008, 05:37:43 PM

That place is like a mini version of DU and it keeps getting worse

And it will continue to get worse as long as the term "neutral" is ONLY used in the forum title.

THe Libs rules that place.  The bash and smear and demagogue and then cry like babies if someone so much as looks crossways at them.

And the mods/Admin look the other way in the name of "Neutrality".

The so called moderates who "refuse to choose" *waves* pretend like they don't see what's going on and hope it will all just go away.

What's left of the Conservatives over there are slowly leaving because they realize they have no chance of getting a word in edgewise...and if they do...they have to worry about getting tsked tsked by the squishy moderates or (content deleted) by the Admins.

Soon enough it will be just another Liberal echo chamber.

*Waves back*

Not all "Refuse To Choose" consider themselves moderates.  Some simply didn't want to be in the *private* lounges.
Title: Re: OMG! I cant remove it from my head!!! ****!!!!
Post by: TheSarge on May 23, 2008, 05:43:20 PM


Not all "Refuse To Choose" consider themselves moderates.  Some simply didn't want to be in the *private* lounges.

I wasn't talking about the lounges...I'm talking about their inability to take a side or stand up for something in every forum outside the lounges.

Those that try to further the myth of the "new tone".
Title: Re: OMG! I cant remove it from my head!!! ****!!!!
Post by: phillygirl on May 23, 2008, 05:48:04 PM


Not all "Refuse To Choose" consider themselves moderates.  Some simply didn't want to be in the *private* lounges.

I wasn't talking about the lounges...I'm talking about their inability to take a side or stand up for something in every forum outside the lounges.

Those that try to further the myth of the "new tone".

There's about 7 active Refuse to Choose Posters.  Which one of them do you think never takes a stand?
Title: Re: OMG! I cant remove it from my head!!! ****!!!!
Post by: Rebel on May 23, 2008, 05:53:45 PM
Anyone under the illusion that a message board can exist in neutrality is fooling themselves. The sports board I Admin has something called "The Spin Room". We argue all the damn time. However, no one leaves because the greater picture there is sports. On NU the greater picture is politics. Once you get tired of arguing about it, you are limited in what can do at the site. I'm sure they have a hobby section, etc., but it's not the intent of the board. So, you spend half your time busting your ass trying to keep it even, or maybe even tilted towards you ideology, and the other half defending posts you made, or posts made by someone else of which you agree.

When it comes to a board like this, I prefer to be with my kind. Hell, we already argue enough as it is and we're all conservatives.....plus one lib and one Commie.
Title: Re: OMG! I cant remove it from my head!!! ****!!!!
Post by: Schadenfreude on May 23, 2008, 06:02:42 PM


Not all "Refuse To Choose" consider themselves moderates.  Some simply didn't want to be in the *private* lounges.

I wasn't talking about the lounges...I'm talking about their inability to take a side or stand up for something in every forum outside the lounges.

Those that try to further the myth of the "new tone".

There's about 7 active Refuse to Choose Posters.  Which one of them do you think never takes a stand?

So you are saying that the refuse to choose posters simply don't want to engage in the gossipy back rooms?
Title: Re: OMG! I cant remove it from my head!!! ****!!!!
Post by: RobJohnson on May 23, 2008, 06:15:46 PM


Not all "Refuse To Choose" consider themselves moderates.  Some simply didn't want to be in the *private* lounges.

I wasn't talking about the lounges...I'm talking about their inability to take a side or stand up for something in every forum outside the lounges.

Those that try to further the myth of the "new tone".

There's about 7 active Refuse to Choose Posters.  Which one of them do you think never takes a stand?

So you are saying that the refuse to choose posters simply don't want to engage in the gossipy back rooms?

That is interesting....I am not in any of the "back rooms" there and I picked a side.......
Title: Re: OMG! I cant remove it from my head!!! ****!!!!
Post by: Schadenfreude on May 23, 2008, 06:20:10 PM


Not all "Refuse To Choose" consider themselves moderates.  Some simply didn't want to be in the *private* lounges.

I wasn't talking about the lounges...I'm talking about their inability to take a side or stand up for something in every forum outside the lounges.

Those that try to further the myth of the "new tone".

There's about 7 active Refuse to Choose Posters.  Which one of them do you think never takes a stand?

So you are saying that the refuse to choose posters simply don't want to engage in the gossipy back rooms?

That is interesting....I am not in any of the "back rooms" there and I picked a side.......

You probably haven't past inspection yet. It probably involves a vote, a pre-requisite post count, and a referral from another member in good standing.
Title: Re: OMG! I cant remove it from my head!!! ****!!!!
Post by: Airwolf on May 23, 2008, 06:27:43 PM
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It's all the same, really. We don't delete accounts or posts. We will make an account "Inactive at Users Request," though.

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There you go using logic again.
Title: Re: OMG! I cant remove it from my head!!! ****!!!!
Post by: Zafod Beeblebrox on May 23, 2008, 06:34:31 PM
The latest:

Quote from: Taylor;1087301
Kelli ID's as a woman, would it kill you to refer to her as one? If you want her to answer your questions, maybe not referring to her as "they" would be a great start.

Wagons? Like hell.

*Taylor*




Quote from: Zafod Beeblebrox;1087370
Yes it would because they arent a woman. Just a self modified person with lots of confusion.
If you ID'd yourself as a elephant doesnt mean I would refer to you as one.

What **** ever.
all I see is wagons from you.

Tell ya what, why dont you let Kelli  or what ever their name is answer for themselves?

That would be a change.

Title: Re: OMG! I cant remove it from my head!!! ****!!!!
Post by: RedTail on May 23, 2008, 07:31:14 PM
Are you taking it here so everyone can applaud you? That's lamer than anything you accuse me of.

Night, Zaf.

*Red*
Title: Re: OMG! I cant remove it from my head!!! ****!!!!
Post by: Zafod Beeblebrox on May 24, 2008, 12:44:39 AM
Are you taking it here so everyone can applaud you? That's lamer than anything you accuse me of.

Night, Zaf.

*Red*

Dont know who you are.
I take it here because the leghumping is strong there.
I think you are one of them as well so **** off dickshit.
Title: Re: OMG! I cant remove it from my head!!! ****!!!!
Post by: Rebel on May 24, 2008, 12:45:39 AM
Are you taking it here so everyone can applaud you? That's lamer than anything you accuse me of.

Night, Zaf.

*Red*

Dont know who you are.
I take it here because the leghumping is strong there.
I think you are one of them as well so **** off dickshit.

Kharis aka Taylor.
Title: Re: OMG! I cant remove it from my head!!! ****!!!!
Post by: RobJohnson on May 24, 2008, 02:06:11 AM
Are you taking it here so everyone can applaud you? That's lamer than anything you accuse me of.

Night, Zaf.

*Red*

Dont know who you are.
I take it here because the leghumping is strong there.
I think you are one of them as well so **** off dickshit.

Kharis aka Taylor.

So how does red fit in??

Taylor is Kharis that used to post at CU???

I am trying to get this all straight, just asking
Title: Re: OMG! I cant remove it from my head!!! ****!!!!
Post by: megimoo on May 25, 2008, 06:25:42 PM
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Title: Re: OMG! I cant remove it from my head!!! ****!!!!
Post by: The Ocean on May 25, 2008, 06:49:39 PM
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What he said was in response to a poster asking to have his account deleted. SDJ said that they didn't do that. But he didn't say that they never banned anybody. That's a different kind of thing. After all, I wasn't banned at RightNation, my account was simply deleted.
Title: Re: OMG! I cant remove it from my head!!! ****!!!!
Post by: Airwolf on May 25, 2008, 07:04:11 PM
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It's all the same, really. We don't delete accounts or posts. We will make an account "Inactive at Users Request," though.

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What he said was in response to a poster asking to have his account deleted. SDJ said that they didn't do that. But he didn't say that they never banned anybody. That's a different kind of thing. After all, I wasn't banned at RightNation, my account was simply deleted.

RightNation. Another asylum for people that love to have control and have no trouble banning at will and on site. I beat them to it and self deleated after i found out after all these years they still had my old account open after I bailed on that place.
Title: Re: OMG! I cant remove it from my head!!! ****!!!!
Post by: The Ocean on May 25, 2008, 07:10:15 PM
<snip> After all, I wasn't banned at RightNation, my account was simply deleted.

RightNation. Another asylum for people that love to have control and have no trouble banning at will and on site. I beat them to it and self deleated after i found out after all these years they still had my old account open after I bailed on that place.

I just went and found I had no account. People were getting banned left & right for the most trivial things; one day I called Lisa a **** on another website, she found it, and my account was deleted. Can't say I'm too broken-hearted about it either.
Title: Re: OMG! I cant remove it from my head!!! ****!!!!
Post by: megimoo on May 25, 2008, 09:03:58 PM
Have you also been banned from NU ?
Title: Re: OMG! I cant remove it from my head!!! ****!!!!
Post by: The Ocean on May 25, 2008, 09:24:36 PM
Have you also been banned from NU ?

Nope. Just RightNation... although like I said I was "deleted" there, rather than banned.