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Title: DUmmies must not like vaginas.
Post by: thundley4 on August 15, 2012, 05:54:02 PM
They are really stretching to find Romney making a gaffe.

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Romney accidentally tells Cuban exiles he loves vagina

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Romney accidentally tells Cuban exiles he loves vagina

By David Edwards
Wednesday, August 15, 2012 9:21 EDT

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/08/15/romney-accidentally-tells-cuban-exiles-he-loves-vagina/

GOP hopeful Mitt Romney on Monday mistakenly told Cuban exiles that he loved vaginas.

During a campaign stop at a Miami juice shop owned by convicted cocaine trafficker Reinaldo Bermudez, the presumptive Republican presidential candidate spoke with the hosts of Radio Mambí, a station run by Cuban exiles.

“They’re waiting for you with a mamey and a guayaba — Cuban fruits — here in Miami, do you like those?” one of the host asked.
  http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021139213

From the linked article.

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“They’re waiting for you with a mamey and a guayaba — Cuban fruits — here in Miami, do you like those?” one of the host asked.

“I am a big fan of mango, papaya, and guava,” Romney replied.

“There are mangos there too,” the laughing hosts added.

Univision noted that the hosts were most likely amused because papaya is Cuban slang for vagina. As Mediaite’s Tommy Christopher advised his readers on Tuesday, patrons at Cuban restaurants could save themselves a lot of embarrassment if they order “fruta bomba” when craving literal papaya.

Title: Re: DUmmies must not like vaginas.
Post by: Big Dog on August 15, 2012, 06:00:27 PM
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GOP hopeful Mitt Romney on Monday mistakenly told Cuban exiles that he loved vaginas.

Does Rawstory have any evidence that Mitt Romney doesn't love vaginas?

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Title: Re: DUmmies must not like vaginas.
Post by: Texacon on August 15, 2012, 06:07:01 PM
They're scared. Plain and simple.

KC
Title: Re: DUmmies must not like vaginas.
Post by: Skul on August 15, 2012, 06:09:21 PM
Mitt's lucky.
The only reason I read Playboy, is to refresh my memory.
Title: Re: DUmmies must not like vaginas.
Post by: miskie on August 15, 2012, 06:11:16 PM
Meh.   :whatever:
Title: Re: DUmmies must not like vaginas.
Post by: ChuckJ on August 15, 2012, 07:25:57 PM
Romney loves vaginas? Yet another reason to vote for him. A man after my own heart.
Title: Re: DUmmies must not like vaginas.
Post by: CactusCarlos on August 15, 2012, 07:32:07 PM
Mitt's lucky.
The only reason I read Playboy, is to refresh my memory.

The articles, right?
Title: Re: DUmmies must not like vaginas.
Post by: Freeper on August 15, 2012, 07:37:25 PM
The DUmmies love vaginas as long as they can kill the zygote that they created with the stranger they met a few weeks ago.
Title: Re: DUmmies must not like vaginas.
Post by: Kyle Ricky on August 15, 2012, 07:40:15 PM
The articles, right?

How can you find an article with all the advertisements?
Title: Re: DUmmies must not like vaginas.
Post by: Jasonw560 on August 15, 2012, 07:44:51 PM
The DUmmies love vaginas as long as they can kill the zygote that they created with the stranger they met a few weeks hours ago.
FIFY
Title: Re: DUmmies must not like vaginas.
Post by: CactusCarlos on August 15, 2012, 07:46:45 PM
How can you find an article with all the advertisements?

Wouldn't know - haven't looked at a Playboy since the early 90s.
Title: Re: DUmmies must not like vaginas.
Post by: Freeper on August 15, 2012, 07:48:41 PM
FIFY

I said weeks because it takes week to discover that the zygote is growing inside their bodies.

Title: Re: DUmmies must not like vaginas.
Post by: Jasonw560 on August 15, 2012, 07:50:24 PM
I said weeks because it takes week to discover that the zygote is growing inside their bodies.


Gotcha.
Title: Re: DUmmies must not like vaginas.
Post by: Big Dog on August 15, 2012, 07:50:34 PM
Wouldn't know - haven't looked at a Playboy since the early 90s.

The geography hasn't changed.
Title: Re: DUmmies must not like vaginas.
Post by: Freeper on August 15, 2012, 07:52:04 PM
The geography hasn't changed.

With google image search, why on earf does anyone need playboy anymore?  :whistling:
Title: Re: DUmmies must not like vaginas.
Post by: Jasonw560 on August 15, 2012, 07:53:52 PM
With google image search, why on earf does anyone need playboy anymore?  :whistling:
It's hard to hide the desktop under the mattress... :-)
Title: Re: Re: Re: DUmmies must not like vaginas.
Post by: Freeper on August 15, 2012, 08:14:11 PM
It's hard to hide the desktop under the mattress... :-)

That's what incognito browsing is for.
Title: Re: DUmmies must not like vaginas.
Post by: thundley4 on August 15, 2012, 08:25:35 PM
I said weeks because it takes week to discover that the zygote is growing inside their bodies.




DUmmies don't care.  They take the morning after pill hoping it kills the baby every time after sex.
Title: Re: Re: Re: DUmmies must not like vaginas.
Post by: Freeper on August 15, 2012, 08:27:47 PM

DUmmies don't care.  They take the morning after pill hoping it kills the baby every time after sex.

I'd rather have them do that than to murder the baby after it has formed.
Title: Re: DUmmies must not like vaginas.
Post by: Vagabond on August 15, 2012, 08:32:56 PM
That's all they got?  Childish and immature slang that only a local speaker would know about?  I mean how many countries is Espanol spoken in?  There are more dialects of it than there are countries. 

Hey, DUmmies!  I like Papaya, too!
Title: Re: DUmmies must not like vaginas.
Post by: thundley4 on August 15, 2012, 08:34:01 PM
That's all they got?  Childish and immature slang that only a local speaker would know about?  I mean how many countries is Espanol spoken in?  There are more dialects of it than there are countries. 

Hey, DUmmies!  I like Papaya, too!

Eating papaya is great, sweet and juicy.  :whistling:
Title: Re: DUmmies must not like vaginas.
Post by: Chris_ on August 15, 2012, 08:43:48 PM
That's all they got? 
Yes.

The only liberals that like vaginas are the women.

(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/Janet-Napolitano-480x329.jpg)
Title: Re: DUmmies must not like vaginas.
Post by: DefiantSix on August 15, 2012, 09:13:44 PM
The DUmmies love vaginas as long as they can kill the zygote that they created with the stranger they met a few weeks ago.

No, it's even simpler than that.  DUmbshits, and any wannabe dicktater politician they might support are pure unadulterated cocksuckers.  Of course DUmbasses are repulsed by a healthy, beautiful vagina.
Title: Re: DUmmies must not like vaginas.
Post by: Jasonw560 on August 15, 2012, 09:18:36 PM
Yes.

The only liberals that like vaginas are the women.

(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/Janet-Napolitano-480x329.jpg)
That's a woman?!?!?
Title: Re: DUmmies must not like vaginas.
Post by: miskie on August 15, 2012, 09:43:11 PM
Yes.

The only liberals that like vaginas are the women.
(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/Janet-Napolitano-480x329.jpg)


I miss Tom Bosley. He took the secret of what happened to Chuck Cunningham to his grave.
Title: Re: DUmmies must not like vaginas.
Post by: RobJohnson on August 15, 2012, 09:48:36 PM
It's too bad that the Presdent can't get those big legs of his wife's far enough apart to see her vagina.
Title: Re: DUmmies must not like vaginas.
Post by: Big Dog on August 15, 2012, 09:49:24 PM
That's all they got?  Childish and immature slang that only a local speaker would know about?  I mean how many countries is Espanol spoken in?  There are more dialects of it than there are countries. 

Hey, DUmmies!  I like Papaya, too!

Mmmmm, papaya.... slurping the tender flesh...juice running down my chin...

(http://ogmansblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/papaya.jpg)
Title: Re: DUmmies must not like vaginas.
Post by: Jasonw560 on August 15, 2012, 09:55:05 PM

I miss Tom Bosley. He took the secret of what happened to Chuck Cunningham to his grave.
:rofl: :lmao: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

My wife just looked at me like I have three arms.
Title: Re: DUmmies must not like vaginas.
Post by: RobJohnson on August 16, 2012, 06:11:05 AM

DUmmies don't care.  They take the morning after pill hoping it kills the baby every time after sex.

It just starts the woman's cycle early, preventing conception.

I sell a lot of them.