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Title: "Slo" Joe has left the building.
Post by: diesel driver on August 14, 2012, 05:49:11 PM
It seem the human gaff machine, smartest man ever elected to the Senate, and our nation's VP, made a stop in my hometown, about 3 miles from my house, after his stop in Danville, VIRGINIA (not North Carolina, DUmbass!)

I haven't seen or heard any clips from his local stop, but if it was anything like the Danville, VIRGINIA one, I'm sure he stuck his foot in his mouth up to his knee. 
Title: Re: "Slo" Joe has left the building.
Post by: Skul on August 14, 2012, 05:51:14 PM
Time will tell, DD.
You're in a better position to check on that.
Title: Re: "Slo" Joe has left the building.
Post by: Mary Ann on August 14, 2012, 06:03:25 PM
The Dummies think the Human Gaffe Machine is going to mop the floor with VP-to-be Paul Ryan.  :rofl: :rotf:
Title: Re: "Slo" Joe has left the building.
Post by: Mr Mannn on August 14, 2012, 06:09:32 PM
Hit the Drudge Report. Biden told an audience (about %50 percent black) that Romney was going to put them back in chains. Clearly a racial reference to slavery. And the Obama campaign is standing by that.
Title: Re: "Slo" Joe has left the building.
Post by: diesel driver on August 14, 2012, 06:17:01 PM
Hit the Drudge Report. Biden told an audience (about %50 percent black) that Romney was going to put them back in chains. Clearly a racial reference to slavery. And the Obama campaign is standing by that.

That was in Danville, VIRGINIA!

For his next stop (here), he was schooled to NOT use "chains", but "shackles" instead.   :lmao:

The stupid is strong in this one!   :loser:
Title: Re: "Slo" Joe has left the building.
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on August 14, 2012, 06:37:54 PM
The Dummies think the Human Gaffe Machine is going to mop the floor with VP-to-be Paul Ryan.  :rofl: :rotf:

It's really not fair, but if you think so (D)Ullards.  Even with the knee pads throwing him whiffle balls (no curves allowed) it will be like a Cub Scout den going up against the 2/5th Marines.
Title: Re: "Slo" Joe has left the building.
Post by: diesel driver on August 14, 2012, 06:46:04 PM
Still nothing on the local TV websites about Uncle Joe's visit here, just the one this morning in Danville, VIRGINIA!

The FOX affiliate says they'll have something on their 10:00 newscast.
Title: Re: Re: "Slo" Joe has left the building.
Post by: Freeper on August 14, 2012, 07:22:19 PM
Ryan is gonna destroy Slow Joe.
Title: Re: Re: "Slo" Joe has left the building.
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 14, 2012, 08:13:29 PM
Ryan is gonna destroy Slow Joe.

Yup. :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:
Title: Re: "Slo" Joe has left the building.
Post by: Evil_Conservative on August 14, 2012, 08:20:08 PM
Ryan is gonna destroy Slow Joe.

I can't wait for those debates.  I'd pay to watch it.  :rotf:
Title: Re: Re: Re: "Slo" Joe has left the building.
Post by: DLR Pyro on August 14, 2012, 09:46:29 PM
Hit the Drudge Report. Biden told an audience (about %50 percent black) that Romney was going to put them back in chains.

That's a big f'ng screwup
Title: Re: Re: Re: "Slo" Joe has left the building.
Post by: obumazombie on August 15, 2012, 12:02:38 AM
That's a big f'ng screwup
It's bigger than a "Big f'ng deal".
Title: Re: "Slo" Joe has left the building.
Post by: diesel driver on August 15, 2012, 02:48:28 AM
FINALLY!  Here's the news from WSLS-TV 10:

Slo Joe in Wytheville. (http://www2.wsls.com/news/2012/aug/14/biden-campaigns-wytheville-championing-middle-clas-ar-2131492/)

Basically, it appears they have Joe on a scripted speech, so he doesn't wander off into the weeds somewhere, and can't find his way back.   :lmao:
Title: Re: "Slo" Joe has left the building.
Post by: Skul on August 15, 2012, 05:52:15 AM
That was in Danville, VIRGINIA!

For his next stop (here), he was schooled to NOT use "chains", but "shackles" instead.   :lmao:

The stupid is strong in this one!   :loser:
There's a Danville in Texas, too.  :tongue:
Title: Re: "Slo" Joe has left the building.
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 15, 2012, 06:39:16 AM
...back in chains on Hillary's plantation.....she'd probably whip them for leaving it.
Title: Re: "Slo" Joe has left the building.
Post by: Gina on August 15, 2012, 07:25:48 AM
You would think they would get sick of being used by the democrats like that.  ::)
Title: Re: "Slo" Joe has left the building.
Post by: marv on August 15, 2012, 07:49:52 AM
Basically, it appears they have Joe on a scripted speech, so he doesn't wander off into the weeds somewhere, and can't find his way back.   :lmao:
...hmmm, sorta reminds me of his soon-to-be ex-boss.... :rotf:
Title: Re: "Slo" Joe has left the building.
Post by: Gina on August 15, 2012, 12:00:15 PM
Ya'll see Rudy's response?

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I think if it came from somebody serious maybe we’d get all excited about it. But the — I think the vice president of the United States has become a laugh line on late night television. I mean, he — I’ve never seen a vice president that has made as many mistakes, said as many stupid things. I mean, there’s a real fear if, God forbid, he ever had to be entrusted with the presidency, whether he really has the mental capacity to handle it. I mean, this guy just isn’t bright. He’s never been bright. He isn’t bright. And people think, ‘Well, he just talks a little too much.’ Actually he’s not very smart.

Title: Re: "Slo" Joe has left the building.
Post by: Skul on August 15, 2012, 03:11:29 PM
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I think if it came from somebody serious maybe we’d get all excited about it. But the — I think the vice president of the United States has become a laugh line on late night television. I mean, he — I’ve never seen a vice president that has made as many mistakes, said as many stupid things. I mean, there’s a real fear if, God forbid, he ever had to be entrusted with the presidency, whether he really has the mental capacity to handle it. I mean, this guy just isn’t bright. He’s never been bright. He isn’t bright. And people think, ‘Well, he just talks a little too much.’ Actually he’s not very smart.
Precisely why Pres. Obama could walk down any street in America and be safe.
The alternative is too horrid to even consider causing harm to him.
Title: Re: "Slo" Joe has left the building.
Post by: Splashdown on August 15, 2012, 03:12:33 PM
Joe today:

'Folks, where's it written we cannot lead the world in the 20th century in making automobiles?'
Title: Re: "Slo" Joe has left the building.
Post by: Bad Dog on August 15, 2012, 03:27:04 PM
Joe today:

'Folks, where's it written we cannot lead the world in the 20th century in making automobiles?'


In the union contracts.
Title: Re: "Slo" Joe has left the building.
Post by: franksolich on August 15, 2012, 03:28:29 PM
In the union contracts.

Good one.

Awesome.
Title: Re: "Slo" Joe has left the building.
Post by: thundley4 on August 15, 2012, 04:25:23 PM
In the union contracts.

It's written in history also.  This is the 21st century.
Title: Re: "Slo" Joe has left the building.
Post by: diesel driver on August 16, 2012, 02:50:37 AM
It's written in history also.  This is the 21st century.

"Forget it, he's rolling."
Title: Re: "Slo" Joe has left the building.
Post by: Splashdown on August 16, 2012, 07:09:19 AM
He probably plagairaized that from Lee Iacocca.
Title: Re: "Slo" Joe has left the building.
Post by: vesta111 on August 16, 2012, 08:29:31 AM
He probably plagairaized that from Lee Iacocca.

We all need to pray for Joe's " safety" in the next few weeks.   If I were Joe, I would not fly in any plane, or drive anywhere with out an escort. 

Obama  supporters need to in some way to get rid of that man, still time to replace him with say Jessie Jackson.

R&R need to jump in on the dirty tricks and go after Joe as a possible President if Obama cannot serve. Joe is the week link in the Obama and democratic party.     

So whites and other minority's fear Obama will have to go some how, heart attack, poison, accident etc.   Imagine how the the Black comunity feels about having Joe as president for 3 or more years.

Darn I am surprised the Black community is not in fear of this Booger Butt now doing his own thing. To reelect Obama means having to face every day that Joe could now be in charge.

Title: Re: "Slo" Joe has left the building.
Post by: obumazombie on August 17, 2012, 06:48:00 PM
Ya'll see Rudy's response?

I all did.
Title: Re: "Slo" Joe has left the building.
Post by: Bad Dog on August 17, 2012, 07:10:38 PM
I all did.

Are you confessing to multiple personality disorder?
Title: Re: "Slo" Joe has left the building.
Post by: obumazombie on August 17, 2012, 07:14:54 PM
Are you confessing to multiple personality disorder?
You all want to know something about I all ?