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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Revolution on August 13, 2012, 10:34:51 PM
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Admit It, I Scare The Ever-Loving Shit Out Of You, Don't I?
By Paul Ryan
Candidate for Vice President of the United States
August 13, 2012
When Mitt Romney selected me as his running mate, I knew the Democratic attack dogs would come out in full force. They would say I’m a right-wing ideologue. They would say my views on entitlement programs are far too radical. They would say putting me on the ticket immediately kills Mitt Romney’s chances of becoming president because I’m a liability. But if we’re being honest with each other—if we’re able to put aside the talking points for a few minutes and say what we’re all actually thinking and feeling—I believe we can acknowledge the real truth here.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/admit-it-i-scare-the-everloving-shit-out-of-you-do,29160/
:lmao: This...is...AWESOME!
I’m your worst ****ing nightmare.
Oh, and by the way, don’t even try to pretend you haven’t imagined me being elected president one day
Suck it, DUmmiez!
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:lmao: :rotf: :rofl: :rofl: :rotf: :lmao:
I love the onion ...
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http://www.theonion.com/articles/admit-it-i-scare-the-everloving-shit-out-of-you-do,29160/
:lmao: This...is...AWESOME!
Suck it, DUmmiez!
Saw that. Funny!
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Thank you for your service, Sir.
:usmcflag: :saluteusmc:
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Thank you for your service, Sir.
:usmcflag: :saluteusmc:
And you Sir, are most welcome. I'd do it over in a heartbeat.
One or two things different......maybe.. :-)
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Just read it, Rev. I LOVE it! :evillaugh: O-) :evillaugh: O-)
There's a lefty or two at work that might have that 'dropped' on their desks soon . . .
H5 for posting it.
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:bwah: :couch: Oh if only this could be real...
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How long before some DUmmy thinks it's real?
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How long before some DUmmy thinks it's real?
Probably already making the rounds.
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That was great, Rev. Thanks for posting it! :lmao:
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When Romney said "next president" instead of "next vice-president" when introducing Ryan, was that a mistake?
Or a prophecy...
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:lmao: :rotf: :rofl: :rofl: :rotf: :lmao:
I love the onion ...
I recently stumbled across this site. http://www.duffelblog.com/
It's the Onion for the military!
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I recently stumbled across this site. http://www.duffelblog.com/
It's the Onion for the military!
I started reading TDB recently too. It's hilarious.
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That is SO great and it's completely true!! They ARE scared shitless of him! :yahoo:
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How long before some DUmmy thinks it's real?
Once it's online it becomes gospel and verse and it never, ever really goes away.
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This is hilarious!
http://www.theonion.com/video/obama-up-early-cooking-breakfast-in-one-of-michell,29135/
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Because there isn't a post on the first page referencing the dem meme "dog whistle"! I thought I would post Iowahawk's tweet here because it made me laugh out loud. It's in reference to Biden's idiotic comments today (I highly recommend going to Daily Caller or The Blaze and watching it) saying "they are going to put ya'll back in chains" while speaking to a largely black audience.
@Iowahawkblog If the GOP uses a racist dog whistle, Joe Biden uses a racist kazoo.
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I recently stumbled across this site. http://www.duffelblog.com/
It's the Onion for the military!
Thanks! I will check that out.. :cheersmate:
Because there isn't a post on the first page referencing the dem meme "dog whistle"! I thought I would post Iowahawk's tweet here because it made me laugh out loud. It's in reference to Biden's idiotic comments today (I highly recommend going to Daily Caller or The Blaze and watching it) saying "they are going to put ya'll back in chains" while speaking to a largely black audience.
That just shows once again how stupid Biden is. I can't wait to see Ryan rip him apart in the debate.
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A racist kazoo! :rotf:
I am madly in love with Iowahawk. Head over heels, I tell you.
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Another idiotic statement from Biden.
LINK (http://www.politico.com/politico44/2012/08/biden-i-dreamed-of-winning-the-daytona-132110.html)
"Get out of the way man," Biden said "good-naturedly" to a photographer upon entering The Coffee Break Cafe, according to a pool report filed by POLITICO's Jonathan Martin. "Get out of the way."
Biden then approached restaurant patron Glen Wood, the owner of a car that won the Daytona 500 in 2011.
"I heard somebody in here won the Daytona!" Biden said.
"This guy did what I dreamed of, man," Biden said. "I'd trade being vice-president in a heartbeat for having won Daytona."
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What a dumbshit.
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It's so juvenile! I'm embarrassed for my country.
OT: Been checking out the crowd pics around the internet for R2? Quite the sight. Also, did you see the media yesterday, with breathless headlines about people heckling Ryan in Iowa? It was 2 guys. One violent woman who stormed the stage. But you should see the crowds! Twitchy has some pics.