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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Mr Mannn on August 12, 2012, 11:13:46 PM
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Haven't seen him for a while.
I'm thinking he either got busted for possession/dealing, or he died of an overdose.
That or he ran off with BoBo the hobo. She's got the spacious mobile mansion and he's clued into the chemical entertainment. It's a match made in heaven! Well. Not heaven. But you get the idea.
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I voted for opium den. It just seems fitting.
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I voted dead from overdose. It is a known fact that liberals are some of the biggest crack smokers, and heroin shooters out there.
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I also voted dead from overdose, probably just wishful thinking on my part.
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IMO, it's one of the first two. I hope that, for his sake, it's the first one. However, for humanity's sake, I hope it's the second one. With that in mind, I chose the "dead" option.
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Haven't seen him for a while.
I'm thinking he either got busted for possession/dealing, or he died of an overdose.
That or he ran off with BoBo the hobo. She's got the spacious mobile mansion and he's clued into the chemical entertainment. It's a match made in heaven! Well. Not heaven. But you get the idea.
I like "The Buick pulls up. Bobo gets lucky", which does not exclude the possibility of an opium den.
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.....probably just wishful thinking on my part.
Mine, too.
But possible alternatives: in jail for failure to pay child support, in jail for petty theft (such as purse-snatching), in jail for bad checks, in jail for abusing his ex-wife.
However, realistically, I'm expecting that the Taverner primitive got a job--hallelujah!--and he's now paranoid that his new employer might check the internet.
We all know what happens with new employers or bosses or voters check the internet for a primitive.
If such is the case, kudos to the Taverner primitive for staying away from Skins's island.
But remember, I dunno if that's the case; it might be, it might not be.
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Turning tricks with other homos for drug money.
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I too noticed that the Drunken DUchebag, aka Taverner, hasn't posted any of his usual bigoted, inoherent rants in a while.
I'm guessing short- term jail, most likely either for abusing his wife and kids, or for something drug- related.
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A short stay at the gret bar hotel would be the most likely event. He's dumb enough to take a swing at a cop that tried to bust him for drug use/possesion so that may be it.
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No clue, but I chose what I'd like to see. :evillaugh:
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Had to choose "OD'ed", because "Drowned in a SanFran bath house" wasn't an option.
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As long as his children are safe and healthy, I hope he's dead. He's an asshole and I hope he died with pain and shame.
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As long as his children are safe and healthy, I hope he's dead. He's an asshole and I hope he died with pain and shame.
Ditto, however I could not care less about his genetic line.
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If anyone knows his real name, they could always google for obits.
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Most likely in jail short term, but just off on a bender is a high-probability alternative.
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I voted jail, cause that mouth of his can get him in a lot of fights...fights he'll LOSE.
Taverner, I know you lurk here. Toss us a bone, or in the caves case...red meat. Post something and let us know how your life sucks.
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I voted jail, cause that mouth of his can get him in a lot of fights...fights he'll LOSE.
Taverner, I know you lurk here. Toss us a bone, or in the caves case...red meat. Post something and let us know how your life sucks.
If he's alive at all, his life sucks.
Remember, one of the characteristics of a primitive is that they're not happy unless they're not happy, and making others not happy.
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I voted for the opium den.
If he were dead, someone would have stood on his dead body to type it to the DUmmies and they would be having all sorts of memorials and attempting to blame his death on Frank or some other conservative.
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He's in the lounge talking about vegan shoes.
Response to Flaxbee (Original post)
Mon Aug 13, 2012, 02:40 AM
Taverner (49,663 posts)
9. Moo Shoes (sp?) are supposed to be good, but a little spendy
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018172713
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I think he's in jail for a short visit.
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He's in the lounge talking about vegan shoes.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018172713
Curses. Foiled again. I was really hoping he was getting acquainted his new boyfriend in a cozy little cell for two.
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Curses. Foiled again. I was really hoping he was getting acquainted his new boyfriend in a cozy little cell for two.
Well, he was absent for a while, at least a couple of weeks.
All one has to do is wait, and sooner or later the Taverner primitive'll tell the world where he was.
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Well, he was absent for a while, at least a couple of weeks.
DUI.