The Conservative Cave
The Bar => Comedy Central => Topic started by: thundley4 on May 22, 2008, 03:05:58 PM
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(A Political Fable)
The seven dwarfs always left to go work in the mine early each morning. As always, Snow White stayed home doing her domestic chores.
As lunchtime approached, she would prepare their lunch and carry it to the mine. One day as she arrived at the mine with the lunch, she saw that there had been a terrible cave-in.
Tearfully, and fearing the worst, Snow White began calling out, hoping against hope that the dwarfs had somehow survived. ‘Hello!…Hello!’ she shouted. ‘Can anyone hear me? Hello!’
For a long while, there was no answer. Losing hope, Snow White again shouted, ‘Hello! Is anyone down there?’
Just as she was about to give up all hope, she heard a faint voice from deep within the mine, singing . .
‘Vote for Barack Obama! - Vote for Barack Obama!’
Snow White fell to her knees, crossed herself and prayed, ‘Oh, thank you, God! At least Dopey is still alive…
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At least he was employed.
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He's an evil mine owner. Getting rich on the backs of the working man.
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He's an evil mine owner. Getting rich on the backs of the working man.
You have Grumpy confused with Dopey.
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He's an evil mine owner. Getting rich on the backs of the working man.
You have Grumpy confused with Dopey.
Don't forget about Sleezy...the sister they never talked about.
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Is it Sleezy or Slutty, they don't talk about.
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Is it Sleezy or Slutty, they don't talk about.
EVERYBODY talks about Slutty :-)