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Title: For The Democrat Who Has Everything...A Cremation Urn That Looks Like Obama
Post by: mrclose on August 09, 2012, 10:34:50 PM

Just the thing for despondent, suicidal Democrats after their Messiah loses in November.(http://i45.tinypic.com/206mq35.jpg)
(http://i49.tinypic.com/23rs8yh.jpg)

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Title: Re: For The Democrat Who Has Everything...A Cremation Urn That Looks Like Obama
Post by: Chris_ on August 09, 2012, 10:36:03 PM

Oh my goodness. :rotf:

http://www.cremationsolutions.com/Personal-Cremation-Urns-for-ashes-c109.html

Title: Re: For The Democrat Who Has Everything...A Cremation Urn That Looks Like Obama
Post by: seahorse513 on August 09, 2012, 10:39:05 PM

ok that is just creepy!!!

Title: Re: For The Democrat Who Has Everything...A Cremation Urn That Looks Like Obama
Post by: Chris_ on August 09, 2012, 10:39:52 PM

For me to poop on.

Title: Re: For The Democrat Who Has Everything...A Cremation Urn That Looks Like Obama
Post by: Undies on August 09, 2012, 10:42:17 PM

He's no John the Baptist.

Title: Re: For The Democrat Who Has Everything...A Cremation Urn That Looks Like Obama
Post by: Chris_ on August 09, 2012, 10:43:09 PM

You think they could have gotten the eyebrows right.  It just looks odd.

Title: Re: For The Democrat Who Has Everything...A Cremation Urn That Looks Like Obama
Post by: Duke Nukum on August 09, 2012, 10:56:32 PM

Aren't they just regifting the Chia 0bama heads?

Title: Re: For The Democrat Who Has Everything...A Cremation Urn That Looks Like Obama
Post by: Revolution on August 10, 2012, 12:17:49 AM

Quote from: mrclose on August 09, 2012, 10:34:50 PM

Just the thing for despondent, suicidal Democrats after their Messiah loses in November.(http://i45.tinypic.com/206mq35.jpg)
(http://i49.tinypic.com/23rs8yh.jpg)
(http://i39.tinypic.com/34po1z5.jpg)(http://i39.tinypic.com/34po1z5.jpg)


Conservative Nation News: For The Democrat Who Has Everything...A Cremation Urn That Looks Like Obama (http://www.conservativenationnews.com/2012/08/for-democrat-who-has-everythinga.html)

Talk about something to make one's skin crawl. I just have a huge case of the heebie jeebies about now... Ugh.

Title: Re: For The Democrat Who Has Everything...A Cremation Urn That Looks Like Obama
Post by: Bad Dog on August 10, 2012, 12:22:01 AM

Lets start a pool on how long before these show up on his campaign website.  They could also have people send donations in lieu of flowers.

Title: Re: For The Democrat Who Has Everything...A Cremation Urn That Looks Like Obama
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 10, 2012, 07:36:38 AM

Look at it this way--you could live rent-free in Obama's head for eternity. ::)

Title: Re: For The Democrat Who Has Everything...A Cremation Urn That Looks Like Obama
Post by: Undies on August 10, 2012, 07:56:28 AM

Quote from: BlueStateSaint on August 10, 2012, 07:36:38 AM

Look at it this way--you could live rent-free in Obama's head for eternity. ::)

I think you meant REST rent-free. 

Title: Re: Re: For The Democrat Who Has Everything...A Cremation Urn That Looks Like Obama
Post by: Freeper on August 10, 2012, 11:36:29 AM

I need to get one, and put the constitution in it. Maybe if was in his head he would start following it.